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40-Million-Year-Old 'Walking Whale' Fossil Found In Peru

minty3 writes "Found in the Ocucaje Desert in southern Peru, the fossils belong to a group called Achaeocetes, or ancient whales, that possess both land and sea-dwelling characteristics. Over time, the ancient land animals adapted to water environments where their legs became fin-like and their bodies began to resemble modern sea mammals like dolphins and whales."

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  1. I was wondering by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    40-Million-Year-Old 'Walking Whale' Fossil Found In Peru

    I was wondering what had happened to Cowboy Neil. Glad they found him again.

  2. WhaleMart by bickerdyke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aren't walking whales quite common at places like Walmart?

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    1. Re:WhaleMart by DrXym · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're evolving to use mobility scooters.

  3. Re:That's Archaeocetes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's misspelled in the article as well as in the summary, so I guess we know that a) at least the submitter can copy and paste accurately, and b) the International Business Times is probably not the best place for accurate science reporting.

  4. Re:New BBC Series by ozbon · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's got to be better than "Walking in Wales"

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  5. Re:Invertibrate Whales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and a Retard frog sqirrel and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!

    So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!

  6. Re:Invertibrate Whales? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> whales are invertebrates

    Given their size, it seems more likely the vertebrates are in them.

  7. Re:Invertibrate Whales? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 3, Funny

    "They lost their spine"

    Seeing their imminent defeat at the hands of the coconut-wielding proto-simians, their landlubbing ancestors lost heart and fled to the sea.

  8. Re:That's Archaeocetes! by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

    classicla

    You conjugated wrong.

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  9. Re:Invertibrate Whales? by binarylarry · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know quoting from Kent Hovind's PhD thesis is technically copyright infringement.

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