Never Underestimate the Bandwidth of a Suburban Filled With MicroSD Cards
toygeek writes "If you've been in IT long enough, you're bound to have heard the phrase 'Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon filled with backup tapes.' These days moving data has become so much easier; We've surpassed baud rates and are into Gbps fiber on the backbones, and even in some homes. So, what's the modern equivalent to this, and what does it take to make the OC fiber connections cringe? Follow along as we theoretically stuff MicroSD cards into a Chevy Suburban and see what happens, and take sneakernet to a whole new level."
In my high-school days, we talked about a 747 full of CDs...
I think it may have something to do with growing up on an isolated island nation... there's not many useful places a station-wagon will go.
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The original saying was coined in a time where reading from a tape *was considerably faster* than reading over a network. Hence, transferring data via sneakernet was quicker, inclusive of the read-write times.
Now, with multi-gigabit pipes making up the networks, data can be written, pushed, and read again, all at much higher bitrates than reading any storage medium. It's the read-write to physical medium that are the bottleneck with the sneakernet now.
From the article: "A MicroSD card is only .1 cubic inches, so if all things were equal you could stuff 100 64gb cards into a cubic inch of space! But, that does not seem realistic. In fact it doesn't even seem remotely possible."
Perhaps that's because 1 cubic inch = 10 * 0.1 cubic inches and not 100 * 0.1 cubic inches.
http://what-if.xkcd.com/31/
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Swallowing capsules containing a terabyte (about 12mm in diameter, and 15mm long of microSDs) is quite plausible.
You can easily swallow a hundred of these, and it'll come out over the next 2 days.
100TB/2 days = 600 megabytes a second.
As they point out in the article, the tremendous bandwidth achieved does not include the logistics or time required to initially copy the data onto SD cards, and then back off of the cards upon reaching the destination. Still, beats a flock of parrots trained in Morse code.
Great, you've managed to transfer X terrabytes of data across state lines. I salute you.
Now... go find this list of files that I need. Also that collection of data that our servers need to process. What, that's going to take you HOW long?
Yes might be quicker to send the data from point A to point B by just shipping disks... but only for archiving purposes. If you actually need to access the data, then you still have that last mile (or 10') of having to load that data into a system or network.
Now, if you were shipping a truck load of servers, or maybe a car full of NAS devices that you could just plug into a network and be done with it... then it's not too bad. Then you can start electronically searching the data within minutes, index it, use it for your data-store, whatever.
But just a car load of disks for non-archival purposes... you're asking for a headache.
Assuming 2500kg for the car, 0.0005kg per cards, $50000 for the car and $50 per card:
Not only a bandwidth of 68Tbps, but a mass of 12 metric tons (4.8 empty cars).
Also a market value of $0.96B, or the equivalent of 19,141 new cars, plus one car with a broken suspension.
A station wagon is what moms wanted to drive. Whenever somebody says "Americans want SUVs". They're wrong. The SUV is a legal hack to get around fuel economy standards. See? If we build a station wagon with a center of gravity so high that it tips over in the parking lot, it's legally defined as a truck and we don't have to meet the same standards.
Sorry to get into this, but it's one of my pet peeves. Whenever I hear, "Americans want SUVs" it just grates on my nerves. No we didn't. We wanted station wagons. Mom didn't want to tip the kids over and throw them, her, and the groceries into a ditch. Shortsighted regulators left a loophole in CAFE, and they literally drove a truck through it.
Now all these kids don't even know what a station wagon is. Sounds about right. It's the vehicle that the mom down the block had. I distinctly remember us piling in there with the neighbor kids on more than one occasion, and she smoked like a chimney. Shotgun! I get to ride up front with Mrs. Potter and yeah, it smells up here but we didn't know nothin'. We didn't wear seatbelts and... well... I know this is survivorship bias talking but... we survived!
In other words, get your damned SUV off my lawn.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?