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RSA Warns Developers Not To Use RSA Products
rroman writes "RSA has recommended developers not to use Dual_EC_DRBG random number generator (RNG), which has been known to be weak and slow since 2006. The funny thing is, that even though this has been known for so long, it is the default RNG in BSafe cryptographic toolkit, which is product of RSA."
The Beaners in Latin America are pissed, the Russians are readying for all-out war, the Chinks are hacking and cracking systems to steal secrets. It looks like World War III is about to kick off with a false-flag incident.
Wow, fuck! Do you understand the implications of this? Shit is going to go down, motherfucker. For real. Fuck! Shooting a squirrel's scrotum with a BB gun! That's how fucking crazy this is, dude. Dude! What the fuck? God Damn! This crypto is some weak-ass compromised shit!
You can't stop Edward Snowden, he's making the United States look like a bunch of goddamn savage fools! Of course, that's what they are. They launched significant overseas assaults on average every forty months since the early sixties. Fuck! Can you believe that? Holy, holy, holy shit. Man, things are crazy, times are crazy. Americans are crazy, crazy, stupid-ass pigs who are going to get us all killed! The rabid swine must be stopped!
I'm praying to fucking Jesus Christ right now while giving myself a coffee enema. The sound of it coming out of my ass is a lot like, "Pffffffblugugugubbbbbbppppght!" I'm scared. Somebody please hold me, I'll try not to get an erection, even if my prostate is soaked in civet shit and facceine...or was that caffeine? Fuck!