Universal Flu Vaccine "Blueprint" Discovered
minty3 writes "Scientists say they used the pandemic as a 'natural experiment' to discover how the body's immune system builds resistance to the flu. The research, published in the journal Nature Medicine, showed how certain immune cells helped some avoid the severe illness. 'Our findings suggest that by making the body produce more of this specific type of CD8 T cell, you can protect people against symptomatic illness,' said study leader Professor Ajit Lalvani, from the National Heart and Lung Institute at Imperial College London, in a statement. 'This provides the blueprint for developing a universal flu vaccine.'"
That's good news for people with universal flu.
Finding a cure puts people out of work. Researchers, Doctors, Nurses.
Thanks Obama!
Putting aside that I can't see how they ever came to the conclusion that the universe needed a flu vaccination, what's even harder to figure out is what size of dosage will they need to service something that's (last I heard) approximately 56 billion light years wide, and where the hell are they going to inject the needle?
File under 'M' for 'Manic ranting'
Quite a simple dilemma. Test your vacccine on vampires. If it doesn't work, just wait until sunrise.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!