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Judge Orders Patent Troll To Explain Its 'Mr. Sham' To Jury

netbuzz writes "Judge William Alsup of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California has no problem calling Network Protection Sciences (NPS) a patent troll. What he does have a problem with is NPS telling a Texas court that NPS had an 'ongoing business concern' in that state run by a 'director of business development' when all it really had was a rented file-cabinet room and the 'director' was actually the building landlord who merely signed legal papers when NPS told him to do so. Judge Alsup calls the alleged business a 'sham' and the non-employee 'Mr. Sham,' yet he declined to dismiss the patent infringement lawsuit filed by NPS against Fortinet from which this information emerged. Instead, he told NPS, 'this jury is going to hear all of this stuff about the closet. And you're going to have to explain why "Mr. Sham" was signing these documents.'"

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  1. Too bad by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too bad there were not any judges like this overseeing the mortgage sham bubble.

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    1. Re:Too bad by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bad example, IMO, I'd rather have the current judge. He's letting them hang themselves. Bean was simply a murderer with a posse. Hanged dozens of completely innocent people.

    2. Re:Too bad by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Informative

      The wiki suggests you need to learn the difference between Hollywood and history: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Bean

    3. Re:Too bad by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Are you kidding? The banks are a full on mafia operation, like the Borgias in the Vatican (original storyline for The Godfather), absolutely untouchable. Cross them, and you won't see the next sunrise. This guy is a flea, like Bernie Madoff.

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    4. Re:Too bad by TheCarp · · Score: 2

      wow, what a piece of work. Truth is almost as insane and disgusting as the legend... when challeneged to a shooting match, the implication being over a woman, he wanted to make it a duel? Plus:

      Bean did not allow hung juries or appeals,[9] and jurors, who were chosen from his best bar customers, were expected to buy a drink during every court recess.[10] Bean was known for his unusual rulings. In one case, an Irishman named Paddy O'Rourke shot a Chinese laborer. A mob of 200 angry Irishmen surrounded the courtroom and threatened to lynch Bean if O'Rourke was not freed. After looking through his law book, Bean ruled that "homicide was the killing of a human being; however, he could find no law against killing a Chinaman".[9] Bean dismissed the case.[9]

      No hung juries or appeals? And jurors were customers of his? Sounds legit. At least that Chinaman comment can be said to have been a statement made under duress with a mob of 200 angry men at his door; I could see that being quite a motivator to get creative.

      Oh then he moves his saloon, can't attract business and the claim is that a competitor laced his whisky with kerosene? Seems an odd sort of thing to not prosecute, destruction of property and all.

      Then he moves again....

      O'Rourke, the Irishman Bean had previously acquitted, told Bean to use the railroad right-of-way, which was not covered by the contract. For the next 20 years, Bean squatted on land he had no legal right to claim

      a picture is emerging for me here...

      Langtry did not have a jail, so all cases were settled by fines. Bean refused to send the state any part of the fines, but instead kept all of the money. In most cases, the fines were made for the exact amount in the accused's pockets...... He continued to be elected until 1896. Even after that defeat, he "refused to surrender his seal and law book and continued to try all cases north of the tracks".

      ... of a raging narcisist.

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  2. Wish I could buy that judge a beer by PerformanceDude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    William Alsup deserves a medal for finally pushing those trolls a little. Too long have they been getting away with venue shopping and the abusive use of threats to sue. Time to sit back and watch the fireworks...

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    1. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      William Alsup deserves a medal for finally pushing those trolls a little. Too long have they been getting away with venue shopping and the abusive use of threats to sue. Time to sit back and watch the fireworks...

      When this becomes the de facto standard on manhandling shell company tactics like this in a courtroom, complete with prior case law to ensure it, then I'll break out the bubbly.

      Until then, don't even consider this to garner the masses attention span for longer than the usual 17 seconds they give it. And we will still watch multi-billionaires get away with financial murder, laughing all the way to the bank with their government subsidized too-big-to-fail bonus checks, not giving two fucks about anyone they leave in their wake.

    2. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However consider if you were on the Jury. Would you want to stick around another week or month to listen to this stuff, without being paid, just so that the judge can teach the guy a lesson?

    3. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by kenshin33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      yes, where de I signe ?

    4. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're going to be on a jury, you might as well get to do some justice.

    5. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by shentino · · Score: 2

      If you DID want to, would you even make it past voir dire?

    6. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by Zynder · · Score: 4, Funny

      yes, where de I signe ?

      Did you happen to visit a loveli lake in Sweden circa 1975 and do you have a brother?

    7. Re:Wish I could buy that judge a beer by QuadPro · · Score: 2

      No, but a moose once bit my sister...

  3. We've heard from Judge Alsup before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    He was also the trial judge in Oracle v. Google.

    I think I like the guy.

    1. Re:We've heard from Judge Alsup before by sconeu · · Score: 5, Informative

      He's the guy who pointed out the he could write rangeCheck, and that he'd have written it identically.

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    2. Re:We've heard from Judge Alsup before by RCL · · Score: 2

      I imagine he might be reading slashdot and enjoying all this =)

    3. Re:We've heard from Judge Alsup before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope once this trial concludes we can get an Ask Slashdot with him.

  4. Lessons learned. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... when all it really had was a rented file-cabinet room and the 'director' was actually the building landlord ...

    Don't cheap out on the props for your cover story.

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  5. Mr Sham was signing the documents by themushroom · · Score: 3, Funny

    because Miss Swindle was stuck in meetings.

    1. Re:Mr Sham was signing the documents by Fnord666 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Mrs. Sham was out shopping with friends.

      Really? Mrs. Sham? Wow.

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    2. Re:Mr Sham was signing the documents by 91degrees · · Score: 3, Funny

      And in a twist, it turns out that Mr. Sham and Miss. Swindle were in fact the names of legitimate business partners in "Patent Trolls" - a legitimate trading name for a division dealing with IP licencing for fishing equipment - and were based in Phony house, Fake Steet, Scamton, TX.

    3. Re:Mr Sham was signing the documents by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      I take it your only dictionary is the 4chan dictionary? How do you morons spell "Idiot"?

      Yes, I'm pissed about the mod bombing, even though you 4chan morons can't hurt me. All you can do is annoy me, and then only when I'm drunk and don't have any weed.

      I was going to post another chapter but since I'm drunk I'm posting an anti-4chan JE. REAL slashdotters, help me out here. How can we rid slashtot of the 4chan trolls? They got mod points today. What pisses me off is I haven't had any in a year, but the uneducated idiots have plenty.

  6. Mr. Sham is called to the stand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the record, please state your name. "Sam T. Sham". Now, Mr. Sham, can you explain why you signed those documents? Yes, your honor A " Wooly Bully made me do it".

  7. /mourn Groklaw by MrDoh! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's cases like this that make me miss Groklaw even more. They'd have someone there in the court to report on all this, and explain the legal shenanigans going on, with links to prior cases of the people involved trying the same thing, and probably how Microsoft is funding them!

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    1. Re:/mourn Groklaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, the concern was that NSA was reading private e-mail that was not posted and was not public in any way.

  8. Re:Is this Judge Judy? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm guessing that the reason you think she understands logic is because you've only heard about her, rather than having actually heard her. She is a straight moron who jumps to conclusions based on zero facts and then uses them to form psuedo-logical conclusions based upon pure rationalizations. I have never seen a more ridiculous person who could best be described as a bad caricature of herself in all my life.

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  9. Should have dismissed by Poisonous+Drool · · Score: 2

    If you were paying the legal bills (easily more than $20k per month and $100-200k for the actual trial), you really want bogus claims or the entire lawsuit dismissed. Even if you win, you probably won't recover your legal fees and nothing for your time. I've been there.

    1. Re:Should have dismissed by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      If you were paying the legal bills (easily more than $20k per month and $100-200k for the actual trial), you really want bogus claims or the entire lawsuit dismissed. Even if you win, you probably won't recover your legal fees and nothing for your time. I've been there.

      This is true, but... IANAL.... if the trial goes through and the defendant wins, doesn't that help set a precedent?

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    2. Re:Should have dismissed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      The judge called NPS behaviour "litigation misconduct" and demanded that they explain why it is not to the jury. If they fail to explain or if they refuse to explain then the case will be decided as misconduct on their own actions. If it was dismissed these asshats and their lawyers would have another chance against someone else somewhere else, if the case is shown to be based on misconduct then this company and it's lawyers will be facing a much harder time in every other court action. If I was one of the owners of Fortinet I would be laughing my ass off while paying our lawyers to show up and watch Aslup and the jury rip NPS into tiny little pieces. If there is proof of litigation misconduct then Fortinet will not only win but they can get legal costs and the lawyers for NPS can face disciplinary action at the bar for their part in the sham.

  10. Re:Go Judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, at the end of the day, the judge will instruct the jury in the relevant law. He'll let the jury know that these people are trolling asshats, but that what they are doing is legal and that they have to follow the law. They will win something. It won't be huge though because the jury will have been turned against the troll. The troll will then appeal based on, "but the judge tainted the jury". And they will win their appeal. Because at the end of the day, just because they are scum, doesn't mean they are doing anything illegal.

  11. District of Eastern Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not sure if this is widely know, but the Eastern District of Texas is horribly corrupt. All the patent trolls have an "office" there so they can sue everyone in that district. Why? Because the court system is infamously plaintiff friendly. Just about any bullshit argument you can make will fly. Doesn't matter if pretty much all cases get overturned on appeal, the plaintiffs get what they wanted: costing the defendants lots of money, forcing most all to settle. And the district gets what they wanted: lots of lawyers and experts flying in to the small towns pumping up the local economy. Those laws congress is mulling over can't get passed fast enough.

  12. Re:Go Judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I imagine the jury will have no problem not awarding this patent troll anything.

    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

  13. Re:Is this Judge Judy? by retchdog · · Score: 5, Informative

    She's not a "Judge," or at least not any more. She's an arbiter/celebrity. The "trials" on that show aren't real trials, they're arbitration with a contractual agreement not to pursue further arbitration elsewhere.

    And, yes, she can be extremely biased and unprofessional. It's easy to do when you stack the "docket" with the worst human scum you can find.

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  14. Re:Go Judge by saleenS281 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, it isn't. Filing a patent infringement lawsuit on a patent you don't own is very much not legal, which is why they tried so hard to hide that fact. So no, they likely won't get money. And the lawyer representing NPS will be lucky if he isn't disbarred.

  15. unless he made the plaintiff post bond, no money by raymorris · · Score: 2

    That's one reason for the shell companies that patent trolls use. The company that filed suit probably has no money. A ruling that they have to pay the defendant's costs is worthless. That is unless the judge had them put up a bond for that possibility when the case began.

  16. yet East Texas refused to hear this case by raymorris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And yet, it seems even east Texas is getting tired of seeing these same patent trolls in their courts every week.

  17. And has the IRS got in on the act? by Bruce66423 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the landlord was acting as the employee of the company, then the company should be paying social security payments on his earnings, and his rent includes pay as an employee. It's an approach that worked against Al Capone...

  18. Give them the Mongol treatment by oldhack · · Score: 2

    Ghengis Khan is said to have said: it's not enough that we win, they must lose. Seems the only way to deal with patent trolls.

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  19. Re:Go Judge by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3

    And the lawyer representing NPS will be lucky if he isn't disbarred.

    I like the world you describe and would like to know how to get there. :)

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  20. rare, I believe by raymorris · · Score: 2

    I believe it's pretty rare. I'm not a lawyer, I just play one in court. I believe it's just when there's a decent chance you'll be ordered to pay the defendant's costs, and due to using a shell company or some other reason the costs may not be paid as ordered.

    Consider this if a bond were required for all suits.
    If a bond costs 10% of the face amount, and General Motors can claim they spent $10 million defending a lawsuit related to faulty brakes, that would be an extra $1 million cost before you're allowed to sue if your brakes fail and you're horribly injured. I wouldn't want the victims to have to pay an extra million before they can sue. In every case, the plaintiff is claiming they're a victim of something the plaintiff did, and most often it's true.

  21. Re:Go Judge by Theaetetus · · Score: 2

    Actually, it isn't. Filing a patent infringement lawsuit on a patent you don't own is very much not legal, which is why they tried so hard to hide that fact. So no, they likely won't get money. And the lawyer representing NPS will be lucky if he isn't disbarred.

    If you read the judge's order, the ownership issue isn't so cut and dried, which is why he denied Fortinet's motion to dismiss for lack of standing.

    Specifically, MPH signed a contract assigning the patent to NPS on day X. NPS filed suit on day Y. NPS signed the contract on day Z. Under Texas contract law, the contract need not be signed by NPS if there's mutual assent of the parties. This is actually a common provision - in many states, contracts only need to be signed by the person the contract is going to be enforced against. So, for example, if MPH wasn't going to enforce the contract against NPS ("take my property or I'll sue you to force you to take my property"?), then it didn't need a signature. Anyways, in Texas, that mutual assent can be shown by conduct of the parties, including NPS filing suit on day Y.

    In other words, if the jury looks at the contract and determines that both MPH and NPS believed that, as of day Y, NPS owned the patent, then NPS did own the patent on that day, and there's no lack of standing.

    And as long as that argument exists (and frankly, it's not a bad argument, because who can reasonably believe that an internal transfer from a company to a shell company didn't have assent of both companies?), then the lawyer can't possibly be disbarred for it.