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Martha Stewart Out To Exterminate Patent Troll Lodsys

McGruber writes "Gigaom's Jeff John Roberts reports that Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, Inc. (MSLO) has filed a lawsuit against Lodsys, a shell company that gained infamy two years ago by launching a wave of legal threats against small app makers, demanding they pay for using basic internet technology like in-app purchases or feedback surveys. In the complaint filed this week in federal court in Wisconsin, Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia asked a judge to declare that four magazine iPad apps are not infringing Lodsys' patents, and that the patents are invalid because the so-called inventions are not new. The complaint explained how Lodsys invited the company to 'take advantage of our program' by buying licenses at $5,000 apiece. It also calls the Wisconsin court's attention to Lodsys' involvement in more than 150 Texas lawsuits. In choosing to sue Lodsys and hopefully crush its patents, Martha Stewart is choosing a far more expensive option than simply paying Lodsys to go away."

150 comments

  1. ...and suddenly by ZorinLynx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ....out of nowhere I have a heck of a lot more respect for Martha Stewart.

    It's like MAGIC!

    1. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with Martha Stewart?

    2. Re:...and suddenly by amiga3D · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One thing about Martha, she isn't about to take any crap off anyone. I think these assholes tried to shake down the wrong woman.

    3. Re:...and suddenly by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

      "One thing about Martha, she isn't about to take any crap off anyone"

      She may not be taking the crap off anyone herself, but she's certainly willing to help.
      http://www.homedepot.com/p/Martha-Stewart-Living-Wayland-Double-Post-Toilet-Paper-Holder-in-Brushed-Nickel-AL-CLSPH-21/202761287#.UkYem0DE3_o

    4. Re: ...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      She's probably going to get busted for shorting Lodsys stock right before she sued them.

    5. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've always had respect for Martha, yes she may be a bit of an elitist bitch, but she taught a generation of people (women and men) to cook and garden and fix up their houses, and she did it in a way that was accessible. She also paid the price for her arrogance and moved on. If she is willing to fight back against the trolls and stand up to their demands, It's a good thing!

    6. Re:...and suddenly by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One thing about Martha, she isn't about to take any crap off anyone.

      I doubt she's even aware. This is the company, not the person.

    7. Re:...and suddenly by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I admired is how she opted to go to jail and serve out her sentence even though protested it. Yeah, she looks a bit cranky, but that took real backbone.

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    8. Re:...and suddenly by RazorSharp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How often does a company choose the greater loss to make a point without approval from the top? I'm sure, at the least, she's aware of the situation.

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    9. Re:...and suddenly by DarkFencer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I always had sympathy for her after her jail sentence. She went to jail for a MINOR insider trading case (where they couldn't even prove that, just obstruction of justice), while those who collapsed the economy got off scot free.

      Hope her company drives the patent trolls into the ground. And then she decorates the grave with some potpourri warning signs to other trolls or some such.

    10. Re:...and suddenly by Darinbob · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think she's got an old shiv she can sharpen up for the fight.

    11. Re:...and suddenly by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      We never did get to see any photographs of her jail cell. I wanted to see how fabulously it was decorated using only prison supplies.

    12. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Martha Stewart?

      "Shabby Chic"

    13. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always had respect for Martha, yes she may be a bit of an elitist bitch, but she taught a generation of people (women and men) to cook and garden and fix up their houses, and she did it in a way that was accessible. She also paid the price for her arrogance and moved on. If she is willing to fight back against the trolls and stand up to their demands, It's a good thing!

      OMFG NO!!!!

      The Queen of the Kitschen's cookbooks have recipes that are HORRIBLE. I once heard a really good French pastry chef say he'd want a bunch of Martha Stewart cookbooks if he were to be stranded at the South Pole. So he could have something otherwise completely useless to burn.

    14. Re:...and suddenly by techprophet · · Score: 2

      At times I wonder if she even really did it or if someone framed her because she wouldn't give them a BJ. And then I take off my tin-foil hat....or do I?

    15. Re:...and suddenly by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      When "the top" is arrested, convicted, jailed, and is barred by the SEC from being "the top", it happens a lot.

      Do you think JP Morgan's heirs are notified everytime his eponymous bank hires a new employee?

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    16. Re:...and suddenly by HairyNevus · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a before picture, and a image search for "martha stewart jail cell" brings up some amusing photo shops.

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    17. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      She went to jail for a MINOR insider trading case (where they couldn't even prove that, just obstruction of justice),

      My understanding is that she went to jail for "lying" to Federal investigators, which is a felony. She said one thing, her stock broker said another. I suspect they wanted to teach her a lesson so they "believed" him and not her and off she went to the fed pen.

      They couldn't prove insider trading simply because she wasn't an insider at that company. That is she had no business or employment relationship at the company in question. She merely owned stock, which she sold after talking to her broker. I understand she did know the president of the company, but that doesn't make her an insider.

      I always thought it should have been her broker that should have served time. My understanding is she sold her stock based on his information and if that information was confidential, then wouldn't make him guilty of insider trading instead?

    18. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I worked on her TV show for 4 seasons (which is why I'm posting as AC - you never know) - and I can assure you, not only is she aware, but once someone came to her with this, she became a driving force behind it. She may not understand the nitty-gritty details, but once she's been told that someone's fucking with her, there's no messing around. She's in it for the kill.

    19. Re:...and suddenly by Nyder · · Score: 4, Funny

      One thing about Martha, she isn't about to take any crap off anyone. I think these assholes tried to shake down the wrong woman.

      Martha is hard core. She's been to prison and everything. She will probably shiv one or more of them.

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    20. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Uh, she is still a top ranking member of the board, dumbass.

    21. Re:...and suddenly by billstewart · · Score: 2

      My siblings and I used to joke about Evil Aunt Martha (she's no particular relation, except that all Stewarts are either descended from a 12th-century Scottish king or peasants on the land of his descendents, so we might be distantly related to her husband.)

      She's going to shiv Lodsys, and it'll look fabulous when she does, with legal papers that are black and white and red all over, in nice wintery colors.

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    22. Re:...and suddenly by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Martha Stewart ended a thousand year galactic war with her apple dandies. These guys won't even see it coming.

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    23. Re: ...and suddenly by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Informative

      She was never convicted of any trading issues. They convicted her of lying to the FBI.

    24. Re:...and suddenly by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      She was convicted of obstruction and lying, not any trading issues. She settled a case with the SEC that should have had sanctions end before now.

    25. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most effective way to beat the crap out of a patent troll is to dig out prior art evidence, once the case is made their suits fall like dominos, the legal overhead, lost credibility etc. from the fallout will crush them.

    26. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a friend who worked for a couple of summers at her greenhouse and farmstand. This is basically minimum wage work at a small sideline business that isn't even supposed to make money so much as slightly offset the cost of having a full time maintenance and landscaping staff on her very large personal home and adjoining estate in Maine.

      My friend never directly reported to her, and only "met" her insofar as on a handful of occasions she saw fit to check on things or wanted to have a camera crew shoot something in that area, but there was never any question that Martha knew what was going on, knew my friend worked there and kept tabs on the staff.

      So anyway, yeah, I'd have to believe that legal at least ran this by her, and that she is ultimately calling the shots on this.

    27. Re:...and suddenly by houghi · · Score: 1

      The fact that she went to jail and others went free are two unrelated things. Would you have less sympathy for her if the others also went to jail? Or if she also went free?

      I personally do not care if she drives the patent trolls into the ground, unless it means there will be a serious change in the patent system.

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    28. Re:...and suddenly by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      A French guy being an elitist asshole, imagine that!

      They do it better than Martha though, you must admit?

    29. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My brother was a managing lawyer for an insurer that dealt mostly with medical malpractice. According to him, it was fairly common to do this sort of thing (ie, spend $50k to defend a suit that could be settled for $30k).

      Of course, the idea was that it *would* save them money...perhaps not in the single case at hand, but by discouraging other, similar suits. I specifically remember him saying that it wasn't uncommon for similar med-mal suits to follow successful ones in the exact same area (often against the same doctor, often from the same lawyer as the original).

    30. Re:...and suddenly by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Well, no one expected her apple dandies to be laced with Polonium-210.

      Can't wait to see what she hits these guys with.

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    31. Re: ...and suddenly by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Informative

      Interestingly enough, the director of the FBI lied to congress and nothing happened to him.

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    32. Re:...and suddenly by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Martha Stewart and shabby chic are about as closely related as vi and emacs.

    33. Re:...and suddenly by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I always had sympathy for her after her jail sentence. She went to jail for a MINOR insider trading case (where they couldn't even prove that, just obstruction of justice), while those who collapsed the economy got off scot free.

      Hey, but at least we're safer now that Martha has lost the privilege to vote and defend herself with arms.

      Seriously, though, we can probably count on one hand the number of people who believe that the system worked for the benefit of society in that case. When department stores proudly label their wares with a convicted felon's name, that tells you how much weight it really holds. If there's to be a new government, Martha's not going to be oppressed under it.

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    34. Re:...and suddenly by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. You're reading in. Nothing at all supports your argument except your id.

    35. Re: ...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he didn't sue a patent troll, did he? So why should we care? :P

    36. Re:...and suddenly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I can't make heads or tails about what you just wrote. What does "You're reading in" mean? And what does his id have to do with it? Did you mean his ego?

    37. Re:...and suddenly by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I always had sympathy for her after her jail sentence. She went to jail for a MINOR insider trading case (where they couldn't even prove that, just obstruction of justice)

      I have no sympathy for her at all. I met a woman in a bar just the other day who spent six months for obstruction of justice just like the rich bitch. Her crime? Criminal stupidity, a cop asked her name and she made one up. The dumbass had no warrants or anything, I guess she thought it was funny. If a cop asks a question, answer truthfully or STFU. Stewart begged for a prison sentence.

    38. Re:...and suddenly by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There is one big problem with trying to engage in a appeal to authority with some random pastry chef.

      There is a high probability that Julia would call that French pastry chef an idiot. Surprisingly, she did not have a lot of tolerance for the kind of elitism in French cuisine that makes it expensive or unapproachable.

      The word of some random french chef? Less valuable than toilet paper as toilet paper is at least soft.

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    39. Re: ...and suddenly by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There are sworn and unsworn hearings. It's perfectly legal to lie to Congress in an unsworn hearing. It's almost never legal to lie to the FBI (it's all "obstruction").

    40. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Oligonicella replied to the wrong comment.

    41. Re:...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The broker would have been charged, but he ratted on MS in exchange for immunity.

    42. Re: ...and suddenly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's almost never legal to lie to the FBI (it's all "obstruction").

      I suppose the Founding Fathers were guilty of considerable obstruction.

      You can't have freedom of speech, which Congress explicitly can pass NO LAW infringing (according to the written text of the 1st Amendment), and also be able to coerce people to speak to an agency working for Congress. Coerced speech is not free speech.

      This is one of the more blatant contradictions in the US legal system. If there are, as is often asserted, hundreds or thousands of laws contradicting the 2nd Amendment, it is only one of a large number of contradictions in the system.

      Ever wonder why we have these contradictions? After all, it would be easy enough to add another amendment if the government actually needed this power (there are situations where freedom of speech is a bad thing, such as false or misleading advertising, or junk mail, or spam). Presumably if there was a genuine need the states would place the issue before the citizens and let them vote on it, and they would be happy to support it. After all, any government that understood the obligation to earn the trust of its citizens on an ongoing basis could certainly expect those citizens to provide such support when it was needed.

      Why then the contradictions? You can't do much better than having lots of contradictions in a legal system if you want to make it hard to understand. Can you think of any special interest group that might want to make the legal system hard to understand for ordinary people, to increase the long term demand for their services?

      Add a whole bunch of vague and unclear language, make the text of laws have little to do with their stated purpose, make the laws hundreds or thousands of pages long, leave lots of laws on the books even if there's no clear purpose in keeping them, and you'll make the legal system REALLY hard to understand. Does this sound familiar?

      If there are genuine situations where coercing people to speak the truth is required, then there are ways to put this in a legal system that are consistent with the ethical practice of law. Until then such laws are illegal.

      On the face of things, it appears that in putting Martha Stewart in jail the government officials involved were acting no differently than private citizens engaging in kidnapping somebody at gunpoint.

      Be very, very careful with any law that lets the government decide what the "truth" is.

      No conspiracy is required for amoral individuals in special interest groups to collectively decide that it is in their interests to do things bad for society. That's the consequence of being amoral. Amoral people, like evil people, do things because they can. They don't need to get together as a group to decide that they're all going to be bad. History is filled with examples of people doing stuff like this. This is one of the fundamental truths of human nature, and until more people understand it, and make it their business to do something about it, it will continue to cause problems.

    43. Re:...and suddenly by MichaelSprague · · Score: 1

      ....out of nowhere I have a heck of a lot more respect for Martha Stewart.

      It's like MAGIC!

      That is a Good Thing.

    44. Re:...and suddenly by intermodal · · Score: 1

      You don't get to mess with a convicted felon with impunity. That's just not how this works. Felons know how the system works, and know enough to take care of #1.

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  2. I'm with Lodsys on this one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turns out patent trolls may actually be good for something.

  3. Martha hates trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And that's a good thing.

    1. Re:Martha hates trolls by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      But loves garden gnomes.

  4. Martha Stewart suing Lodsys? by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a *GOOD* thing...

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    1. Re:Martha Stewart suing Lodsys? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      .....a VERY good thing!

  5. if you want to be rich you got to be a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    martha don't fuck around

  6. This really *should* end well! by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Lodsys has finally encountered the perfect enemy - Queen bitch, completely self-absorbed, and very, very wealthy. Martha Stewart not only has the money, power, and influence to defend herself, but if she has taken personal offense to their tactics, she won't stop until she has completely and utterly destroyed Lodsys.

    Yay!

    1. Re:This really *should* end well! by solarium_rider · · Score: 2

      ...and she has experience with the US legal system!

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    2. Re:This really *should* end well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Her and Ice Cube both!

    3. Re:This really *should* end well! by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure it will really matter in the end.

      Why wouldn't the company, if it saw itself getting close to losing, simply withdraw and sell it's "assets" (patents) to some other shell company and simply start the game all over again under a different entity?

    4. Re:This really *should* end well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For once I'll say " Get em Martha".

    5. Re:This really *should* end well! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Federal judges don't let people do that sort of thing. And they have lots of power.

  7. Patents are broken by GlennWaller1963 · · Score: 0

    Patents are broken, Maybe an attack from this co. will help speed up the demise of US patent law for good.

    It's only for the rich and powerful to abuse!

  8. Another Myhrvold front by oldhack · · Score: 5, Informative

    Wouldn't you know it, Lodsys is one of Myhrvold's shell entities.

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    1. Re:Another Myhrvold front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't you know it, Lodsys is one of Myhrvold's shell entities.

      Maybe Martha will have one of her buddies from prison bust a cap
      on little fat boy Nathan's ass.

  9. Re:since we're talking by flaming+error · · Score: 1

    For USD $5000, I'll see to it that Martha Stewart won't visit you.

  10. Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... she seems to do the right thing.

    Caught for insider trading? Goes to jail and takes it like a man (so to speak).

    Unjustified patent lawsuit filed against her? Takes out the trash.

    1. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yay another prison rape joke. so you funny.

    2. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Nope. The judge threw out the insider trading charges first thing in the morning.

      She got jailed for Obstruction Of Justice(aka we caught you at a dishonesty while investigating you for a non-crime). Whenever you read charges like Obstruction, Wire/Mail Fraud, Consiparcy,... in a federal case then you read about the DoJ being a dick. They ain't got nothing, count on jury stupidity and plea bargains. Whatever DA gets results that way is not fit to run for a higher office since he took a huge dump on what justice is supposed to be all about.

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    3. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      She got jailed for Obstruction Of Justice(aka we caught you at a dishonesty while investigating you for a non-crime).

      They weren't investigating a non-crime, they were investigating her for insider trading which WAS a real crime and it SHOULD be a real crime.

      Guess what, if you're being investigated for selling dope when you've never seen dope in your life, lying to the investigator is both illegal and stupid.

      I can't understand why so many of you can't understand that.

    4. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      She was charged with insider trading, yes. But that got thrown out pretty soon.

      Her broker got wind the CEO of another company was selling all of his shares. Neither Stewart nor her broker knew why. These were the facts as accepted by the court. And on that basis they concluded that insider trading laws didn't apply to her actions.

      While you ARE entitled to an opinion you should take proper care to know at least a little bit. Otherwise you are an easy mark for populist opinion forming processes. I'm pretty convinced that's not who you want to be. So please take some care. Wikipedia would have been sufficient in this case. If you want to know more I can point you to the legal analysis.

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    5. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It was a non crime in the sense that she didn't do it. The obstruction charge is just bullshit. If there was no case there then logically there's nothing to obstruct.

      It hands far too much power to enforcement, just like "resisting arrest" and "failing to obey a lawful order".

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    6. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It was a non crime in the sense that she didn't do it.

      Neither one of us were there. A jury convicted her, who are we to second guess? But I do agree that there are a lot of bullshit charges; my best friend's brother and half of his high school graduating class spent five years in prison on a bullshit charge.

      His "crime"? Loaning money to a former classmate who happened to be a dope dealer. The charge was "conspiracy to distribute cocaine." Mike's brother wasn't a dope dealer and never touched the stuff, he was a truck mechanic with a good paying job.

      The dope dealer had gotten busted, and helped bust as many INNOCENT people as possible for a lighter sentence. The innocents all spent 5 years in federal prison, the dope dealer spent two. And it wasn't a county club prison like Stewart went to.

      Innocent men have been executed for murder because of crooked cops and prosecutors. So you can see why I have little sympathy for her.

    7. Re:Say what you will about Martha Stewart: ... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Innocent men have been executed for murder because of crooked cops and prosecutors.

      Don't disagree. It's a matter of record.

      So you can see why I have little sympathy for her.

      Not really. Weren't you told as a toddler that two wrongs don't make a right[1]?

      Perhaps that's so long ago that you've forgotten.

      [1] while I think revenge has its place, it surely can't be relevant where the victim of the second isn't the perpetrator of the first.

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  11. Go Martha gobble... by gwstuff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Go Martha go-bble, yum, sorry, can't speak with my mouth full. Mouth watering. Delicious. Wow!

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  13. MS Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at Myrhvold and he just plain old LOOKS shady. I hope Martha Stewart can bring his extortion ring down a notch. Of course, to solve the patent trolling of myrhvold, the Feds need to change the judges and magistrates in the East Texas District Court. I have always wondered why cases are there when parent companies are in Canada or Ca or Washington, etc. Never liked Martha Stewart, but, YOU GO GIRL

    1. Re:MS Lawsuit by shentino · · Score: 1

      Federal judges are presidential appointments that can only be impeached by the same congress critters that are feeding from corporate troughs.

      Think about this.

  14. Patents need to describe significant inventions by MetalOne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It seems to me that congress needs to revise the rules for obtaining and holding patents. I think that if the subject being patented can be recreated simply by having seen it in action or by a reading of the requirements, then it does not deserve a patent. So stuff like one-click or side to unlock would be excluded. There needs to be real hard work put forth on something before it should be considered an invention. We need to stop patenting mere ideas and obvious stuff. The hard work part should not be based on how hard the patent holder worked, but on how hard a challenger to the patent would have to work. I do think a good system of rules would be hard to develop. The system should not be easily gamed. If it proves too difficult to write such a set of rules, then it seems to me that having a patent system is bad idea. Furthermore, most all inventions are going to be incremental improvements. Most fields have lots of people working in them. So if the increment of improvement is small and there are many people in the field, then clearly it won't be much work for others to achieve the same result, and hence the first to file concept seems grossly unfair. So now you have to decide what is a significant enough increment for something to warrant a patent. Perhaps if you have a mind like Tesla one could truly invent something stunning, but even then I have my doubts, for every Tesla there seems to a Marconi.

    1. Re:Patents need to describe significant inventions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems to me that congress needs to revise the rules for obtaining and holding patents.

      They could, but I hold the patent on revising the rules for obtaining and holding patents by method of legislature of elected representatives, and they're not paying for a license.

    2. Re:Patents need to describe significant inventions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha Congress can't even pass a budget bill and debt limit increase. What makes you think they can pass anything related to patent reform (especially considering the powerful lobbies out there)? Not gonna happen for a very long time--unfortunately.

    3. Re:Patents need to describe significant inventions by Memnos · · Score: 1

      And all too many patent applications are crap for reasons of prior art or obviousness, but examiners at the USPTO don't have nearly the time to research all, or even most of them. BUT, if you hear of a patent application (or patent) that is just BS due to prior art, you can just go to the Ask Patents website (run by StackExchange and free) and ask if it's a valid one based on prior art or obviousness. Anyone can also provide answers to the questions asked, and the answers will be crowd-ranked according to correctness and reasoning. Bad patent apps will be forwarded to the USPTO and the examiners actually do listen.

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  15. Patent trolls really bit the wrong organization by Beeftopia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They went after the National Association of Realtors. The fifth largest all-time donor to federal politicians since 1989.

    When big political donors get upset, politicians will act.

  16. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by Cstryon · · Score: 2

    It may cost more. But maybe she's also considering the principal of the matter. She could be thinking "this might cost me some money, but those (whatever language older....so nice women use) SOBs shouldn't get away with this". Plus it might give other trolls the idea that going after patents/sueing for bullshit claims may not always end in their favor. Kudos to her!

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  17. Long-term thinking by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is an example of long-term thinking.

    People only look at their personal short-term gain, with no thought about the long-term consequences. It's paying the Danegeld, nothing less.

    I read all the time about this-or-that injustice and oh! the outrage it sparks, but no one wants to do the right thing and fight because it's so hard!

    When a cop violates your civil rights, do you take him to court? If no one does, then cops feel free to do whatever they want, and rights violations are everywhere.

    When the BSA (business software alliance) demands to search your office without a warrant, when the RIAA offers to settle for less than the court costs, when the border patrol stops and searches your car, or when patent trolls demand license fees, it's all the same: bullies feel free to operate, it's the Danegeld in another form.

    If people stood up for their rights and took the bullies to task, there would be a lot less bullying. It would be expensive for the first few people, but in the long run it would be better for everyone. Consider it an investment in your childrens' future: if you fight now, they won't have to fight later.

    Next time you read about an injustice, think about what the victim could do to take the bullies to task. Then ask "why didn't they do that?"

    1. Re:Long-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >Next time you read about an injustice, think about what the victim could do to take the bullies to task. Then ask "why didn't they do that?"

      They answer is simple. The victim didn't have the financial resources to fight back. Justice in America is strictly pay-for-play.

    2. Re:Long-term thinking by Nivag064 · · Score: 2

      Rudyard Kipling got it right:

      http://www.poetryloverspage.com/poets/kipling/dane_geld.html
      [...]
      And that is called paying the Dane-geld;
          But we've proved it again and again,
      That if once you have paid him the Dane-geld
          You never get rid of the Dane.
      [...]

    3. Re:Long-term thinking by Nemyst · · Score: 2

      Usually, because "doing the right thing" is not rewarded by society. You maybe potentially would win something, probably not enough to recoup costs, and for most people you couldn't even go the entire way through before finding your entire life in ruins thanks to the runaway costs of the legal system. I'd be happy doing the right thing, but not if it costs me everything in the process.

      Note that there's a reason why trolls like Lodsys only sue small companies or even individuals. You never hear about them so they can't garner support and they don't have enough money to actually fight it out, so they just settle out of court and Lodsys can happily cash in. It's when a troll attacks a large company (or the rare small company with a lot of guts and the ability to kick a fuss and have it be heard) that things heat up.

    4. Re:Long-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's quoted too much. It has value when you can fight, but if the Dane's stronger than you, you die.

    5. Re:Long-term thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... no one wants to do the right thing and fight because it's so hard ...

      It's not just the complexity of the legal and judicial system. The business or government can employ someone to fight the court case for them. You can't. So you're spending your time and money to fight someone paid to fight you. Plus, the business or government has allies who can harass you, usually as a part of their job. So you're not a victim of one injustice now but several.

      It's the job of politicians to keep society equitable by passing laws. It's the job of prosecutors and courts to enforce the law. It's the job of police to catch wrong-doers. When no-one is doing their job, the crime rate goes up, mostly from the very people employed to protect the law.

    6. Re:Long-term thinking by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Your analysis is over-simplistic. For one, losing a battle doesn't necessarily mean losing the war.

      Secondly, the money will at some point run out. Then you have to fight anyway.

      Finally, it's not a simple matter of defeat or victory. There are victories that are worth it, and ones that aren't.

      Convince them that even if they do win it'll be the latter and they'll go bother someone else. That doesn't work so well if the struggle is ideologically motivated, but that isn't the scenario here - it's about resources.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  18. HQ approval by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You make a good point about the approval from the top, however calculating the 'greater loss' can be complex, especially if you're considering long term. Sort of like how many/most companies today will fight 'frivolous' lawsuits to the hilt - it's more expensive in the short term, against that litigator, yes, but in the long run if you're seen as a target you face so many more lawsuits it's actually cheaper to fight.

    --
    I don't read AC A human right
    1. Re:HQ approval by Nerdfest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Correct. Martha is not one of the typical fly-in CEOs that's there for 3 quarters and throws away the long term viability of the company for the quick profit. This is _her_ company.

    2. Re:HQ approval by pspahn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If anyone would like more proof that it is her in charge, give "The Martha Rules" a read.

      Alternatively, if you don't give a shit about this but you're starting a small business, give it a read anyway, you'll thank her later.

      --
      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    3. Re:HQ approval by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I just did a quick google and it seems the only way I'll read it is if it's at the public library. I'll not pay for a pig in a poke. Do you have some quotes from the book?

    4. Re:HQ approval by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      More importantly, it is HER NAME.

      This isn't some insider swooping into IBM and Yahoo. This enterprise has Martha's name on it. There's bound to be a bit more pride and a sense of ownership in that case.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    5. Re:HQ approval by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Lots of sample content available for free. Just scroll down to "Contents" and browse around. Google

      --
      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    6. Re:HQ approval by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I didn't know that, thank you.

  19. Martha Stewart Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want one!

  20. App apper apps the wrong app by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and gets apped.

  21. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by NoKaOi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Plus it might give other trolls the idea that going after patents/sueing for bullshit claims may not always end in their favor. Kudos to her!

    In the bigger picture, it will only make a difference if the people responsible for Lodsys's antics are held personally responsible. Otherwise a troll isn't really going to care if their company goes under as long as they walk away with some money in the meantime.

  22. There is a big base at the south pole by cheekyboy · · Score: 0

    That french chef is a looser, there is a big base there, no need to burn any books. Just walk inside and its warm.

    What a doofus, the base is not french either haha.

    Besides special meals, who eats french stuff daily? and french fries are not it.

    And btw, Marthas history is Polish, so maybe the French dont like the Eastern Europe food.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    1. Re:There is a big base at the south pole by brantondaveperson · · Score: 2

      who eats french stuff daily?

      Er. The French?

    2. Re:There is a big base at the south pole by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      McDonald's is big in France.

    3. Re:There is a big base at the south pole by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Burger King isn't, I hear.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  23. The feds and govt lie to us every day by cheekyboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So its ok for the feds to lie to us, for fbi to lie, for Obama to lie, its ok for all politicians to lie to everyone daily.

    Hey feds, the sky is red. Arrest me.

    All of the SEC is spineless and corrupt and a in cahoots with the corp elite.

    --
    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
    1. Re:The feds and govt lie to us every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amen. She got busted because she was a successful woman. Not in the club, as George Carlin would say.

    2. Re:The feds and govt lie to us every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's the tip of the iceberg. The republicans have been lying to us for ever. where do I start? Nuclear weapons in Iraq? That was a quite blatant catastrophic lie. death panels? odinga? birth cert? Not to metion the litany of massive lies from his majesty Ted Cruz mr pants on fire himself.. the bottom line is they lie. get used to it.

    3. Re: The feds and govt lie to us every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't ignore the Hypocrat liars, either. Imo they're worse.

    4. Re:The feds and govt lie to us every day by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      And.... the anonymous political screed spewing lies that targets only one of the two horrid parties we have here in the US.

      Your agenda and methodology are known and don't work effectively anymore.

    5. Re:The feds and govt lie to us every day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I am not an american and I really don't give a shit if you one day find yourselves in a Totalitarian State because it's your fault, nor would I care if Israel and the Islamic states neutron bombed each other to hell.

      Obama is a liar, like Bush, Clinton and papa Bush, etc.
      Obama said he would close Guantanamo:
      I hope you realize it is open and with innocent people on the inside, that the government has already admitted as innocent but fails to release them. Also I'm pretty sure force-feeding is torture according to the UN, and we know for a fact that at least that is a practice there.

      Obama said he would not use drones on innocents but instead he goes and kills dozens in order to attack 2 suspected terrorists.

      If this was Bush, or anyone else, people will be all over them calling them torturers and murderers, but nowadays Dems and Reps are OK with tyranny.
      Most of you are so stupid that put him on a shrine when he is no better than Bush, except maybe more eloquent.

      refs by your gov loving CNN:
      [1]http://amanpour.blogs.cnn.com/2013/04/23/hunger-striking-guantanamo-prisoners-near-death/ (the comments show how stupid your average joe is)
      [2]http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/28/world/meast/guantanamo-former-detainees/index.html
      [3]http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/world/asia/pakistan-us-drone-strikes/index.html
      [4]insert your ref here after you stop being a lazy couch potato

    6. Re:The feds and govt lie to us every day by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      So its ok for the feds to lie to us, for fbi to lie, for Obama to lie, its ok for all politicians to lie to everyone daily.

      There's no law against lying unless you're under oath or the cops are asking questions. This isn't about right and wrong, it's about legal and illegal.

      That said, Clapper should be in prison for lying to Congress under oath.

      Hey feds, the sky is red. Arrest me.

      If a cop asks you what color the sky is and you say that, he will.

  24. A first for me, respect for Martha Stewart Living by mcohrs · · Score: 1

    The temperature on the river Styx must have plummeted. I have found respect for respect for Martha Stewart Living. What next, a rational health plan from tea baggers?

  25. Hopefully they sue an even worse person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who puts out a hit on the execs of the troll company

  26. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When it comes to patent trolls, you have not only to get their planes, but also target their parachutes. Total war.

    --

    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  27. Re:...and suddenly a new movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Martha the Troll Killer
              Wild image in head of two lawyers chained together at feet. Lawyer nunchuks .

  28. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patent trolls can only be held personally responsible if they were established as a sole proprietorship. That's not very likely. Sue a corporation, and the worst that will happen is it files for bankruptcy. Even assholes have legal protections.

  29. There really ought to be sane patent licensing. by beachdog · · Score: 1

    At the heart of the patent licensing issue is the relatively unlimited ability of the patent holder to ask for exhorbitant patent license fees.

    To turn that around, the legal design problem is to define a reasonable statutory patent license fee that can reasonably fit with the public purpose of the Constitution's patent clauses.

    Taking the F.O.B. wholesale price of any product (such as a cell phone or computer), I think the fair statutory patent license fee is 1.5%. That 1.5% would be shared equally with each of the agents for each patent listed in the headerfile or nameplate. If the product is free software, no fee is collected. If somebody sells the software, then the 1.5% fee would be due.

    Why is the the patent license fee so low? The novelty of a patent is over when it is published. Patents in the software and business systems realm deteriorate as fast as any business software system. Massive parallel re-invention is very common because of the many documentation types and source code languages used to describe software and business systems. Reciprocally, massive over claiming of patents is very common because any patent attorney can add plausible extension language to any patent no matter how limited or constrained the scope of the original reduction to practice.

    1. Re:There really ought to be sane patent licensing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word is "exorbitant". No "h".

      I can't understand why you Yanks keep putting an "h" in it. Possibly for the same reason that you can't pronounce "caramel" or "solder"...

    2. Re:There really ought to be sane patent licensing. by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Why is the the patent license fee so low?

      Low? Huh?? $280 for a twenty year monopoly, Copyright costs $35 for a lifetime monopoly (it was $20 when I registered my first copyright on computer programs that are now obsolete). I don't see how the math works with your calculations.

  30. Patents like trademarks by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    I think it would be interesting if patents were treated a bit more like trademarks in that if you don't defend them you lose them. it may stop a few things from happening;
    1. Waiting till a product gets widely accepted and then suing. If you don't sue withing a certain number of years the patent is dead.
    2. Picking on the small guys who do not have the money to defend themselves. Require patent holder to sue all patent violators or the patent is dead.
    The main issue is would the patent holder know about the infringement. In many cases it would be easy but harder in others. The second point would allow the target of the lawsuit to bring in other bigger players to help defend against bad patents.

  31. Framed, because they had to get her for something by bradley13 · · Score: 2

    "Lying" to a federal investigator. Right.

    This was an FBI interview. The only record allowed at an FBI interview are the FBI's notes. You are not allowed any other record. So the record can say whatever they want it to say after the fact.

    The fed's started this high profile case against her, for whatever reason, and made a huge media splash. When it turned out that she hadn't actually done anything wrong, they were about to be left looking stupid. Can't have that, can we? So they nailed her on this completely irrelevant charge of having said something incorrect, during an interview where the only record was the set of notes taken by the people interviewing her.

    Even if the notes are accurate, what's with prosecuting someone for saying something incorrect? It may be a lie, it may be merely a mistake. You are not under oath, often the FBI intimidates people into giving interviews without their lawyers present. It's a sick business.

    --
    Enjoy life! This is not a dress rehearsal.
  32. Patents on a concept by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    In-app purchases and feedback reviews aren't technologies, they are concepts.

    --
    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  33. Well Done by jbrohan · · Score: 1

    This is very good. The small fry that the trolls target cannot do this. Go Bite them hard!

  34. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by k.a.f. · · Score: 1

    In other words, patent trolls will now expend more effort on attacking the rest of us who are not phenomenally wealthy. Certainly Martha Stewart has every right to defend herself, and I'l probably cheer when she wins - but the outcome isn't really one we can be glad about.

  35. laches - Re:Patents like trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This *is* the case with patents. read up on "laches"

    The problem is that it costs significant sums of money to go into court to show that the holder did not diligently purse infringers.

  36. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by camperdave · · Score: 2

    Sadly, it does nothing to prevent another planeful from taking off. You need to target the airport that is allowing them to get off the ground in the first place: the patent system.

    --
    When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  37. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by cduffy · · Score: 1

    If she gets the patents thrown out, that's good for everyone, rest of us included.

  38. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by jthill · · Score: 1

    When it comes to patent trolls, you have not only to get their planes, but also target their parachutes

    Google gets no hits on that phrase. Yours?

    --
    As always, all IMO. Insert "I think" everywhere grammatically possible.
  39. I don't like M.Stewart, but I love M.Stewart by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Never cared for her, but this is the right thing to do and I have to admire it.

  40. I always liked her by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I simply liked her because most people I knew didn't. I'm an underdog contrarian that way.

    I liked her a little more when she got railroaded into prison and kept her business going.

    Now, I like her even more than that. I'm off to buy some of her sheets.

    Then I'll masturbate to her putting me to bed in them after dominating sex, with a stern spanking and a fresh linen diaper that smells of lilac when I pee it.

    It's the least I can do for her as a fan...

  41. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be under oath. Lying to the police is a crime in itself, which is one of the main reasons you should never talk to the police. Even completely honest people make mistakes in speech.

  42. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The fed's started this high profile case against her,

    The Fed's what, their greengrocer?

    Even if the notes are accurate, what's with prosecuting someone for saying something incorrect?

    It's a felony to lie to an investigator during an investigation, that's what. It was a stupid thing for her to do.

    You are not under oath

    If she were under oath it would have been perjury rather than obstruction of justice. Honestly, people, I'm neither a cop nor a lawyer an I know that. WTF?

  43. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    It may cost more. But maybe she's also considering the principal of the matter.

    That's what the GP said when he said "Sure, this one time action costs more than giving in, but it might be cheaper in the long run."

    Or did you mean "principle?" If so, you didn't say what you thought you said. I'd think she was more concerned with the interest (the payback) rather than the principal (the cost).

  44. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    > It's a felony to lie to an investigator during an investigation,

    A lie in the moral sense of the term requires intent which is pretty difficult if not impossible to prove. So the entire idea is complete bullshit as the cops are free to lie or simply to disagree. Intent is not required. You can simply be imperfect (not even stupid or evil) and still run afoul of the law.

    It's one of those "catch all laws" that really have no business being on the books in the first place. It's something that the authorities can accuse you of even if they can't pin anything else on you.

    That's exactly what happened to Martha.

    It's stupid to talk to a cop period. Everyone should take that to heart. The cops would deserve every bit of the consequences for being such fascists.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  45. I wonder if... by DiEx-15 · · Score: 1

    ...Lodsys feels the same way the rebels felt when the Death Star was looming over the corner of the planet?

    Only difference is that the Rebels didn't have the Force, R2-D2's data, and the Empire had the smarts to cover up every exhaust port and hole on the Death Star.

  46. Yay MArtha.. by doccus · · Score: 1

    Friend of ordinary devs , homemakers, and shortsellers everywhere!

  47. requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are four (4) requirements for an invention to be patentable; statutory, new, useful, non-obvious. In the case of Lodsys, I feel that their patent fails in the non-obvious requirement. After all, how can so many individuals, large and small companies design software that infringes on their patent. So many independent programmers came up with ideas for various software with varying implementations that infringed Lodsys' patent and that patent is considered to be non-obvious. I don't think so. On a side note, one should read some of the Lodsys' patent documentation. It's a bunch of nonsense. There is no code, and if I remember correctly, not even a flowchart. Personally, I think the patent office in the case of software patents has been issuing patents for ideas. Ideas cannot be patented. The implementation of the idea is what can be implemented. In software, there are several ways for an algorithm to be implemented. Software should be protected by trade secret similar to how the Coca-Cola formula is protected. After all, the way to make Coca-Cola is an algorithm. But Patent Assertion Entities (patent trolls) wont like this change as they cannot make any money as they are not in the business of creating products or software, there business is in licensing software and going after anyone they think is infringing whether they are or not. There is no cost to them as a successful defense cannot recover their court costs. Trolls should be made to pay everytime they lose a case, then maybe they'll think twice about suing.

  48. "The Martha Rules" by Shompol · · Score: 1

    New book in hardcover is $0.01 from Amazon. Seems like they are running presses around the clock to meet demand!

  49. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    A lie in the moral sense of the term requires intent which is pretty difficult if not impossible to prove.

    Sometimes, but the jury seemed to think she lied.

    It's stupid to talk to a cop period.

    Depending on circumstances, yes it is. I would have insisted on having my lawyer present.

  50. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have to be under oath. Lying to the police is a crime in itself, ...

    Just to be clear, lying to the Feds is a felony, by itself; i.e., you can go to the fed pen even if what you lied about is not a crime.

    And it doesn't have to be a lie per se. You misremember, your account doesn't jibe with someone else, you don't understand the question, you're confused, you're tired, you're sleepy.

    Moreover, the only record of the conversation are the notes taken by the investigators. You're not allowed to record the conversation or take notes yourself.

    Lying to the police is not a felony, but it's not going to win you any friends.

  51. Penny wise, pound foolish. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    There's an old saying about knowing what's more expensive in the long run. It's "penny wise, pound foolish". Paying this patent troll to go away this time is cheaper than a lawsuit. How much cheaper is the lawsuit, though, than setting a precedent of being pushed around by patent trolls and paying them off?

  52. Re:Don't Mess With Martha by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    Regardless of her attack's effect on patent trolls, look at its effect on us. Attacking them increases her personal popularity, which in turn enhances her brand.

  53. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Lying to the police is a crime in itself

    [citation needed]

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  54. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    A person who knowingly makes a false or misleading material statement to a public servant is guilty of a gross misdemeanor.

    - revised code of Washington, source. Just a sample.

  55. Re:Framed, because they had to get her for somethi by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Fucking funny how I did it and got away with it, then.

    Not in the land of the free, mind.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  56. Orange is the new black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You go girl!

  57. Create a pool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create a pool of linked companies who offer to help pay the cost of fighting a patent troll. Basically, when they get contacted, ask the members if they are willing to help shut the troll down, as they might be next on the list. You get a thousand companies to agree and the price for each gets cheap. $5k for a license vs $1-2k into the pool to help kill the troll.
    At the very least, one would think patent trolls would avoid suing any company that is known to have access to such backing and ready and willing to fight such things.

  58. Rambo of Housewares by Lockdev · · Score: 1

    Prior to this, I refused to purchase Martha Stewart's products on principle. From now on, I will purchase Martha Stewart's products on principle.