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Personal Genomics Firm 23andMe Patents Designer Baby System

An anonymous reader writes "Consumer genomics company 23andMe has developed a system for helping prospective parents choose the traits of their offspring, from disease risk to hair color. The patent — number 8543339, "Gamete donor selection based on genetic calculations" — describes a technology that would take a customer's preferences for a child's traits, compute the likely genomic outcomes of combinations between a customer's sperm or egg and other people's sex cells, and describe which potential reproductive matches would most likely produce the desired baby."

171 comments

  1. Dating service to come? by nitzmahone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm, sounds like the logical next step is a dating service to match those traits. Who's doing the cyber-squatting for 23harmony.com and eugenicsmingle.com?

    1. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Strong independent SWF seeks SWM to usher in new era of Aryan dominance with a horde of genetically superior children.

      XOXO White power! XOXO

    2. Re:Dating service to come? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Don't they already have a bunch of essentially-eugenics-based dating sites, just without the pretense of understanding the genetic basis?

      I'm pretty sure I've seen one for Ivy grads only, at least one for PhDs only, 'Aryan' white power enthusiasts only, does Mensa have one?

      Really, the only novelty here is pretending that (outside of a few specific cases that are either trivially mendellian or of interest because they are connected to ghastly diseases), looking at your genes, rather than at you, is actually going to provide more information about your likely offspring...

    3. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Match located: Tyrone Williams

    4. Re:Dating service to come? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      does Mensa have one?

      Mensa is one.

      Many people join to meet intelligent people of the opposite gender.

    5. Re:Dating service to come? by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Informative

      And come away very disappointed. I tried that in my 20s, I found a bunch of 50 year old women, and 1 or 2 15 year olds. Nothing in between.

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    6. Re:Dating service to come? by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've never seen the appeal of Mensa.

      It sounds like being in a room full of people like the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons who like to stand around and feel self superior, when in actuality they're a bunch of complete wankers looking for validation.

      Certainly the only people I've ever met who claimed to be members were best described like that.

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    7. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, thanks for the tip!! There is a lot to say for 50 year old women. Any doubters, watch "The Graduate" with a young Dustin Hoffman.

    8. Re:Dating service to come? by tgd · · Score: 2

      And come away very disappointed. I tried that in my 20s, I found a bunch of 50 year old women, and 1 or 2 15 year olds. Nothing in between.

      Plus, generally speaking, its not all that hard to get into Mensa. Maybe harder than to get into the cub scouts or something, but its not rocket science... so the people who end up in there tend to be a lot less intelligent than they want to believe they are, or have crushing self doubt and are looking for validation. In either case, unless you happen to be one of those, too, not a good way to meet people.

    9. Re:Dating service to come? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "Hmm, sounds like the logical next step is a dating service to match those traits. Who's doing the cyber-squatting for 23harmony.com and eugenicsmingle.com?"

      It really does look to me like it should have failed the obviousness test.

    10. Re:Dating service to come? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Too bad there aren't people in it who are intelligent enough to realize that joining Mensa is silly and pointless, or I might sign up!

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    11. Re:Dating service to come? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Plus, generally speaking, its not all that hard to get into Mensa.

      Hmmm ... given that their aim is to get people in the 98th percentile, they're looking for the top 2% of IQs. So not exactly easy.

      Not all that hard if you're a) one of those people, b) give a shit, and c) want to hang out with other people like that.

      so the people who end up in there tend to be a lot less intelligent than they want to believe they are, or have crushing self doubt and are looking for validation

      Can't disagree there.

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    12. Re:Dating service to come? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Well, there's some selection bias in the sample, where you've got only the people who would brag about things in the first place, but I'd bet it's not too biased.

    13. Re:Dating service to come? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      What useful function can the 98th percentile accomplish from this association? What does Mensa actually do?

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    14. Re:Dating service to come? by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What happened to live and let live?

      It's just a club, like a club for stamp collectors (or whatever).

      Mensa might not sound useful to you, but they obviously think it is or they wouldn't be paying membership fees.

      (And remember: They're smarter than you...)

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    15. Re:Dating service to come? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      Too bad there aren't people in it who are intelligent enough to realize that joining Mensa is silly and pointless, or I might sign up!

      It is just some people getting together for some social interaction. Why is that "silly and pointless"? You sound bitter. Did they reject you?

    16. Re:Dating service to come? by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      (And remember: They're smarter than you...)

      By one measure of intelligence. I've done pretty well in most standardized and IQ tests, and yet, in many instances, my intelligence is more analytical than anything else. When it comes to other areas, I know I am sorely lacking.

      In contrast, I know people (e.g. musicians) who intuitively process music theory (or even math), people whose reflexes in sports are miles ahead of my own (to predict where a ball may be and how quickly you can intercept it is also a form of intelligence), and people who can read emotions extremely well and manipulate them.

      So, yeah, while people who belong to Mensa may be smart in some areas, I would question the blanket statement that they are "smarter than you" (i.e. the general populace).

    17. Re:Dating service to come? by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What useful function can the 98th percentile accomplish from this association? What does Mensa actually do?

      At the end of the day, it's essentially a social club like the Rotary Club or the Knights of Columbus. It's just a self-selected group based on a specific set of criteria.

      To the best of my knowledge, Mensa hasn't collectively gotten together to 'do' anything like solving specific problems.

      More like get together for cocktails, and discuss the semantic differences between a canape and an hors d'ouevre, and other such fascinating trivia.

      If they were children, there would be a club house and a sign saying "no X allowed". Other than that, I'm sure people will tell you how awesome it is and all the good they do -- and those people will likely be members.

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    18. Re:Dating service to come? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      Not all that hard if you're a) one of those people, b) give a shit, and c) want to hang out with other people like that.

      Whenever I think of Mensa, I always think of the Groucho Marx quote "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member", and Bill Hicks' bit about the People Who Hate People Party.

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    19. Re:Dating service to come? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Nope never applied, it just seems silly. It's like a Club of Certified Badasses. What kind of badass needs to join that to feel validated?

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    20. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      weirdscience.com, for the impatient man who doesn't want to wait 18 years for a clone to grow.

    21. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Harley Davidson clubs on Sundays?

    22. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      From my experience, they do no greater good or evil.

      I am a member and my local chapter has regular events for members which are focused around boardgames, poker, trivia, comedy nights and book clubs. Occasionally a screening and discussion of a TED talk or similar takes place. It is really just a social club, no different to any other, with a focus on activities which appeal to a subset of the population. It is no different than a hunting club, sporting club or poetry club. While an IQ test is used to attach some amount of prestige to membership (prestige which is ignored by most) we do not operate in a hierarchical class structure with badges stating our quotient.

      Some people do use it to meet intelligent people. From my limited experience, most of these people are just lonely and have had no luck with dating in the general population. They dislike bars, clubs and pubs. They struggle with more general social situations. They enjoy boardgames etc., and would just like to meet someone to enjoy those activities with.

    23. Re:Dating service to come? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I took one of the (free) tests to evaulate my suitability for MENSA (I was curious).

      I received a letter back from them informing me that I was probably in the top two percentile as far as IQ scores went, but to confirm they'd need me to sit a more exacting test, which would only set me back £150.

      At that point I decided to use my superior intelligence to spend the money on beer instead.

  2. Genomics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A portmanteau of genetic and economic? Really? Please kill this word immediately.

    1. Re:Genomics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what the word means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genomics

      (Maybe I missed the joke but thought I'd post, in case not.)

    2. Re:Genomics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit late to kill it. It has nothing to do with economics but with computerized analysis of the genome.

    3. Re:Genomics? by phrostie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ok, if Monsanto can sue a farmer for reusing a genetically modified seed, does this mean that Personal Genomics could sue the kids when they give you grand kids?

    4. Re:Genomics? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      That depends... did you sign a contract saying your kid wouldn't reproduce?

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    5. Re:Genomics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know "portmanteau" but not "genomics"? I don't think it's a word that should kill itself immediately. Idiot.

    6. Re:Genomics? by Punko · · Score: 0

      I once used Genomics as the name of a boardgame I developed, where the basis of the game was earning money by breeding gnomes.

      I think, however, I spelled it Gegnomics.

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    7. Re:Genomics? by Mitchell314 · · Score: 2

      No, genomics is the study of genomes; IOW it is a subbranch on genetics that focuses on many-gene interactions, pathways, etc. As opposed to analyzing individual or a few genes in 'isolation'.

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    8. Re:Genomics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighbor is being sued by Personal Genomics. My neighbor woman invited her friend who works for PG to a pool party where his specially patented sperm accidentally swam and impregnated her. Now, the pregnant woman (my neighbor) is being sued by PG because she is carrying a patented child.

    9. Re:Genomics? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      About 27 years too late in fact.

      I don't know why GP thinks "economics" or "genome" are such sacred words that shouldn't be bastardized anyway. Biology has changed rapidly in the last 50 years and the rate of change appears to be increasing. New words and phrases to cover new concepts effectively are going to have to be made up.

    10. Re:Genomics? by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      People Monsanto sues often don't have contracts with them.

    11. Re:Genomics? by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Apparently, by "often" you mean "two cases out of over a hundred", both of which involved the farmers taking significant action to get Monsanto seed without buying it from Monsanto.

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  3. Prior art by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

    See many a SciFi novel.

    1. Re:Prior art by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Patents do not cover mere ideas, but rather specific implementations. Find a sci-fi novel that uses exactly the same procedure 23andMe does, describing in detail all of the mechanisms and processes used, and that might be prior art.

      The point of "prior art" isn't to stop inventors from using old ideas. Rather, it's to stop inventors from copying existing technology exactly.

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    2. Re:Prior art by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah, but the question is do these guys actually have a specific implementation?

      Or is this a business process patent disguised as a specific implementation?

      I don't know enough about the state of genetics to know if they can do this or not. But so many patents are just bafflegab intended to make it look like you've solved a problem -- when in fact you've just enumerated some of the things you'd need and don't have a way of doing it.

      The devil is in the details, and I'm skeptical they have anything more than a series of whitepapers detailing how you'd go about it.

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    3. Re:Prior art by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      But so many patents are just bafflegab intended to make it look like you've solved a problem -- when in fact you've just enumerated some of the things you'd need and don't have a way of doing it.

      There's actually very few patents like this, as such scams are usually pretty easy to see in patent applications. There are, however, a lot of folks on Slashdot who don't understand patent law, don't bother trying to understand the actual patent, and just accept an inflammatory headline as fact.

      That said, enumerations are patentable, if they're complete enough that someone could build a working system from the patent description (and reasonable skill in the art) alone. Since algorithms aren't patentable, and their inclusion in a patent raises flags during examination, there are a lot of patents that cover the setup to run a particular algorithm, even if the algorithm itself is unencumbered.

      Also note that patents do not have to cover the entire product, but as little as the solution to a single problem. A white paper describing the analysis and evaluation process may be valid regardless of a patent on the matchmaking process. Having a few whitepapers describing part of the process is still progress.

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    4. Re:Prior art by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I too claim prior art.

      And, yes, I do work in genetics.

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    5. Re:Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, any sort of modern breeding program already uses these techniques, and already going them on computers. The only thing that is unique about the patent is the proposition to use these methods in sperm and egg banks, but although it's novel, it's also obvious and should not have been granted a patent. Any person skilled in genetics and familiar with sperm banks could have come up with this method or a very similar method.

  4. Eugenics, but on a computer! by stewsters · · Score: 0

    Francis Galton came up with this idea over a hundred years ago. It wasn't a good idea then, it still isn't.

    1. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Francis Galton came up with this idea over a hundred years ago. It wasn't a good idea then, it still isn't.

      Well, that's the ugly trick. Humans have been using selective breeding on various organisms for most of recorded history, and it works just fine*

      If eugenics were simply hanging out with phlogiston and luminiferous aether on the failed ideas pile, nobody would care very much. What gives it continued edgy relevance is the fact that, possibly through a willingness to break a few eggs, possibly through more human measures, it should actually be doable to make even more of a mockery of the idea that 'all men are created equal' than nature already does.

      (The fact that it's also a convenient 'scientific' cover for just sterilizing society's powerless unlikeables doesn't do it any favors in terms of popularity either). *(actual fineness of results variable, objectives of the breeder may not be well aligned with those of the organism being bred, or with sanity, other limitations and restrictions may apply.)

    2. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More precisely:

      Eugenics is scientifically sound. Improving the human condition through selective breeding is just like any other form of selective breeding and we know it works.

      The problem is that eugenics is morally unsound if applied to non-volunteers, and politicly unsound if applied only to a minority of the population (the numerically superior "normals" would wield enough power to illegalize the practice and would have every incentive to do so lest they become obsolete in future generations).

      So until a majority of the population are willing to volunteer to turn over their reproductive rights "for the good of future generations" eugenics is going to remain a non-starter.

    3. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Francis Galton [wikipedia.org] came up with this idea over a hundred years ago. It wasn't a good idea then, it still isn't."

      Just promise the right wingers a way to get non-gay children and you'll make billions.

    4. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by tgd · · Score: 1

      Francis Galton came up with this idea over a hundred years ago. It wasn't a good idea then, it still isn't.

      Its not Eugenics. All of evolution happens because of trait preference. Eugenics is the trimming of less desirous genetic traits through sterilization (preventing a new generation) or more direct ending of the current one. Picking traits isn't that. People who seek out companions of their race, or their ethnicity, or with ripped abs or big boobs are all selecting for traits in the next generation. Or, as another modern example -- China's allowing of a second (or third) child( for couples with graduate degrees. Also not eugenics.

    5. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You do realize that blue eyed blonds have two recessive traits, correct?

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    6. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by stewsters · · Score: 1

      Eugenics is the theory and practice of improving the genetic quality of the human population. In the 20th century we didn't have genetically altered humans, so the only way to do it was to make some humans not reproduce, either by sterilization or murder. Now we are adding a new scientific option, but the end result is the same, only living humans that we consider 'perfect'. Humans need diversity, in the future there may be good reasons to keep about populations with traits we don't agree with now.

    7. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Existent and functional is the same as ethical, huh? So shooting you in the head shouldn't be a problem because physics tells us the momentum transfer from the bullet to your gray matter is a completely natural physical reaction.

    8. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Maybe I didn't make my point sufficiently clear: The fact that it does work is why it still makes the ethicists nervous. If it were quaint nonsense, nobody would care.

      To adopt your hypothetical scenario, people would get worked up if you shot me; because bullets work just fine. That's why we still argue about who you are and aren't allowed to put them into. If you were casting hexes at me, though, you'd be largely ignored because nobody would consider you a real threat.

      That's the kind of efficacy I'm talking about. 'Works' doesn't mean 'ethical'; but 'completely useless' generally consigns something to the scrap heap of PHIL101 hypothetical questions in reasonably short order. Eugenics works, which is what has kept it floating around and making people nervous. The National Phrenology database, where we use laser scanners to analyze all citizens for cranial evidence of criminal tendencies, on the other hand, isn't a controversial issue because that doesn't work.

    9. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by tgd · · Score: 1

      Eugenics is the theory and practice of improving the genetic quality of the human population. In the 20th century we didn't have genetically altered humans, so the only way to do it was to make some humans not reproduce, either by sterilization or murder. Now we are adding a new scientific option, but the end result is the same, only living humans that we consider 'perfect'. Humans need diversity, in the future there may be good reasons to keep about populations with traits we don't agree with now.

      In the sense that anyone means when talking about Eugenics, its "sterilization or murder" not "improving the genetic quality of the human population".

      And, its pretty safe to say the vast majority of the moral outrage was because of the sterilization and murder, not the concept of improving humanity.

    10. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      Ok, I see, so you made the same point I did, but I was too dense to see that.

    11. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All men are created equal" is a political statement, as in "equality before the law".

    12. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, unlike the luminiferous aether or phlostigon or humours-based medicine, bullets can and do kill people every day, regardless of the ethics of the shooting.

      OP is absolutely right, the thing that is edgy and scary about eugenics is that it actually works (in the sense that like all organisms which reproduce sexually, humans can be selectively bred). Of course there's a difference between identifying favorable pairs of humans and having them mate with their consent and forcibly sterilizing / killing undesirable people.

      And second of all, eugenics is practiced constantly many organisms, mostly through positive mate-selection but also in many cases through destruction of unrelated offspring or rival mates.

      Just about every vertebrate that practices mate selection (which is almost all of them, with fish it is kind of a grey area due to the prevalence of mass spawning and near-universal external fertilization) bases mate selection to a certain extent on pheromones that are related to genes which govern your immune system. However, these markers are boolean in the sense that they are either on or off. Mating selection is driven to an extent by the differences in immune system genetics between yourself and a potential mate - they are not a measure of genetic quality but rather genetic differences and are really a measure of the quality of the offspring that you could produce with a particular mate and not a measurement of a potential mate's genetic quality.

    13. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddammit Affleck. First off, I hate all of your shitty movies. Phantoms was NOT the bomb yo, and I was relentlessly hoping you'd be blown out of an air lock in Armageddon. And has anyone seen fucking Reindeer Games? Holy Christ on a cracker, what a terrible movie. I could go for days about how shitty of an actor you are but the thing is Affleck---- YOU AREN'T A FUCKING ACTOR. This post has as much to do with you being a real actor as the strawman you threw up suggesting the AC said any fucking thing at all about making an Aryan nation. It is like you reverse Godwin'd the argument. When did you stop butt fucking Matt Damon nightly? That's a loaded question, identical in style to yours and just as fucking useless. DIAF.

      And yeah guys, I know I'm feeding a troll but I wore out my mod points on the Tesla fire article.

    14. Re:Eugenics, but on a computer! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Goddammit Affleck. First off, I hate all of your shitty movies. Phantoms was NOT the bomb yo, and I was relentlessly hoping you'd be blown out of an air lock in Armageddon. And has anyone seen fucking Reindeer Games? Holy Christ on a cracker, what a terrible movie. I could go for days about how shitty of an actor you are but the thing is Affleck---- YOU AREN'T A FUCKING ACTOR. This post has as much to do with you being a real actor as the strawman you threw up suggesting the AC said any fucking thing at all about making an Aryan nation. It is like you reverse Godwin'd the argument. When did you stop butt fucking Matt Damon nightly? That's a loaded question, identical in style to yours and just as fucking useless. DIAF.

      And yeah guys, I know I'm feeding a troll but I wore out my mod points on the Tesla fire article.

      ACs don't have mod points.

      You do realize there are a lot of us, saying bad things about my second cousin won't hurt my feelings.

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  5. Sperm bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this work in a sperm bank type of environment ? Why not fetch sperm from handsome, smart people only ?

    1. Re:Sperm bank by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      So this work in a sperm bank type of environment ? Why not fetch sperm from handsome, smart people only ?

      Have you seen the sorts of screening criteria that sperm banks use? People looking for egg donors can't afford to be as picky; because human egg harvesting is not a pleasant business(multiple drugs, some hormonal tweaking, assorted long needles); but the supply of men willing to jerk off into a sample cup for money is pretty large, so they do tend to screen pretty enthusiastically.

    2. Re:Sperm bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that old story?

      The wealthy guy and beautiful woman marry and she becomes pregnant. When the baby is born, it's so ugly even the nurse gasps. The husband is troubled and suspects the wife of cheating since the baby doesn't bear a resemblance to either parent. Mom fesses up though. She's had a lot of plastic surgery and the baby looks just like she did when she was a child.

    3. Re:Sperm bank by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Why not fetch sperm from handsome, smart people only ?

      Women can do that without any help - well, maybe not the "smart" part :-P

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    4. Re:Sperm bank by Dabido · · Score: 1

      I only have so much sperm you insensitive clod!

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  6. Hello Gattaca! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hitler would be proud. Once this can be done on a regular basis, the differences between the born-privileged (children born to parents with money to custom design their child to have movie-star looks and high IQ) will relegate the masses to a modern serfdom.

    1. Re:Hello Gattaca! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only Gattaca if it's expensive. If democratized, it would help everybody have a healthy offspring with great traits, and while the rich usually get even better results, it could run to a point of diminishing returns, where you need to pay a million dollars to get an IQ 2 points above the run of the mill supermarket baby. Vertu vs. Samsung Galaxy.

      And let me tell you, an IQ of 172 will not help you against a million poor people with an average IQ of 170.

    2. Re:Hello Gattaca! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Are you suggesting that we need knowledge of genetics to relegate the masses to modern serfdom?

      Challenge accepted.

    3. Re:Hello Gattaca! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      How do you propose to create a population with "an average IQ of 170"? Where would all the sub-50th-percentile people disappear?

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    4. Re:Hello Gattaca! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler would be proud.

      Yes but a eugenic Hitner would knock those kids into next Tuesday.

    5. Re:Hello Gattaca! by tgd · · Score: 1

      Hitler would be proud. Once this can be done on a regular basis, the differences between the born-privileged (children born to parents with money to custom design their child to have movie-star looks and high IQ) will relegate the masses to a modern serfdom.

      Hitler wasn't selecting for an Aryan nation. He was killing for an Aryan nation. So that's really a poor example.

      And here's a secret -- children of the privileged already (and have always) had that benefit. The wealthy and successful rarely have children with sloth like troglodytes -- they meet people of similar educational, physical, economic and other qualities. They don't send their children to a random selection of schools. Their children, more often than not, end up equally successful and privileged.

      And the masses are already relegated to a modern serfdom.

    6. Re:Hello Gattaca! by hyperquantization · · Score: 1

      Where would all the sub-50th-percentile people disappear?

      To give you the benefit of the doubt: the parent is using the 170 IQ points figure relative to the current average intelligence of people.

      Of course, if you're actually splitting hairs, then we could start talking about how the IQ metric, to begin with, is antiquated BS. But, of course, we won't have to go there, right?

    7. Re:Hello Gattaca! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see this already on a particular island which I'll leave it up to the curious reader to find ;-) but it didn't get that way through any kind of genetic engineering. The wealthy are almost entirely descended from blonde-haired, blue-eyed British plantation owners and these days if you see somebody there who looks like that, you can bet they're old-money rich and you'd win that bet almost every single time. If you see a light skinned person there with dark hair and eyes they're most likely descended from indentured servants and are even poorer than the black folks there who are descended from slaves (long story). There isn't much interracial marriage there and the demographics have hardly changed in hundreds of years.

    8. Re:Hello Gattaca! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Yeah, good thing we don't live in a hyper-capitalist hellhole with a massively top-heavy income distribution

      OH WAIT

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    9. Re:Hello Gattaca! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      To give you the benefit of the doubt: the parent is using the 170 IQ points figure relative to the current average intelligence of people.

      Since the IQ figure of 170 essentially means (almost) acing the more advanced tests, I suspect that if that day ever comes, the society will be so much different by then that trying to extrapolate what they will be striving for would be futile.

      Of course, if you're actually splitting hairs, then we could start talking about how the IQ metric, to begin with, is antiquated BS.

      The results of many IQ tests tend to highly correlate with the g-factor. Given that, I don't see how dismissing them as "antiquated BS" can be justified.

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    10. Re:Hello Gattaca! by hyperquantization · · Score: 1

      Since the IQ figure of 170 essentially means (almost) acing the more advanced tests, I suspect that if that day ever comes, the society will be so much different by then that trying to extrapolate what they will be striving for would be futile.

      Yup, obliviously splitting hairs.

      The results of many IQ tests tend to highly correlate with the g-factor. Given that, I don't see how dismissing them as "antiquated BS" can be justified.

      Yes, the argument is, in fact, justified.

      P.S.: Yes, I'm aware anyone with half a brain can simply link to Wikipedia. I just don't feel like reiterating widely-known arguments.

    11. Re:Hello Gattaca! by hyperquantization · · Score: 1

      Okay, admittedly, that came off a bit more abrasively than intended...

      The only validity IQ has, in my mind, is that it could possibly loosely correlate to a more accurate metric such as active cerebral neurons, or something of that sort. Anything more than that is comparing apples and oranges: it's a bit simplistic to place a brilliant composer in the same category as a Nobel laureate, as both are quite valuable to society in very different ways.

    12. Re:Hello Gattaca! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Killing is one of the ways that selection gets done.

    13. Re:Hello Gattaca! by fisted · · Score: 1

      everybody have a healthy offspring with great traits

      Why did i read "great tits" there...?

  7. Designer Babies? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    I had a horrifying vision of hundreds of preschool age clones of Giorgio Armani complete with graying hair and Speedos.

    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/wkXX8i-_YY7/Giorgio+Armani+Beach+Spain/o9t_26CJhk8/Giorgio+Armani

    1. Re:Designer Babies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I had a horrifying vision of hundreds of preschool age clones of Giorgio Armani complete with graying hair and Speedos."

      This being Eugenics, it would have to be Hugo Boss.

  8. patent on math by RichMan · · Score: 0

    This is pretty much a patent on the math for matching between genome expressions. That is pretty much pure math which they have wrapped into an interface.

    The patent system continues to fail.

    1. Re:patent on math by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Mechanical engineering produces patents on the math for physics. That is pretty much pure math which they have wrapped in a physical form.

      The patent system has "failed" by this definition since its inception.

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    2. Re:patent on math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The patent system has always been about keeping the little man down while further lining the pockets of the rich.

      The inventor of the Telephone was Elisha Gray. It was his insight into variable resistance, leaked by the patent office to the rich Bell, which won Bell his patent. If Bell hadn't existed, Gray would have "invented" the telephone a mere hour later than Bell... Edison didn't discover electricity or invent the light bulb. Incandescent bulbs were in the European patent office years before Edison's bulb. He merely iterated on that design and with his wealth was the first one (of the many searching) to discover an economical flame retardant gas to fill the bulb with. If Edison hadn't been "invented" by his parents, all of the technological improvements he discovered would still exist. Why is this? This is because it is not artificial scarcity of ideas that drives mankind to create.

      You mentioned Mechanical Engineering. Perhaps you've heard of the Scientific Method? Yes? Ah, well, you see: The hypothesis that Patents are Benificial and Not Harmful has NEVER been tested. You jest, but your statement is factually correct: The patent system HAS failed since its inception. No one tested the hypothesis... Wouldn't it be foolish to operate the world's technological economy based on untested hypotheses? Isn't that dangerous, not to mention unscientific? Especially considering that the Fashion and Automotive industries are not allowed design patents or copyright in the US and yet they are very innovative in design and it is their core selling point... So, we have a system which is proven to be harmful in some cases, and which is proven not to be necessary for innovation in many other cases. Where is the proof that the patent system is beneficial? THERE IS NONE.

      There is no such thing as a lone "Genius". We all exist in the same problem space, we all find solutions in it. Why we grant the first to register a beneficial idea with a monopoly over it? Doesn't that mean everyone else who was working on that very same solution has now forfeit their R&D costs? I hypothesize that without a Patent System more people will create more solutions to more problems since they have no risk of their investment in research being ripped out from under them. Yes, there will be duplication, for that is how life itself functions.

      Now, convince me I'm wrong and you're right. Prove that our patent system hasn't always been a failure. Let's do the damn experiment, since it's dangerous not to. We must abolish all patents and see if they are harmful or not. To do otherwise is too irresponsible to comprehend.

      A scientist filing a patent?! For shame.

    3. Re:patent on math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that the math is fairly well knowb and applied in pretty much the same maner by plant and animal breeders.

  9. What could possibly go wrong? Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sci-fi has seen this coming since at least 1997, with film Gattaca...
    Plot summary source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119177/plotsummary

    Excerpt: "Gattaca Corp. is an aerospace firm in the future. During this time society analyzes your DNA and determines where you belong in life. Ethan Hawke's character was born with a congenital heart condition which would cast him out of getting a chance to travel in space"

    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and... "Vincent is one of the last "natural" babies born into a sterile, genetically-enhanced world, where life expectancy and disease likelihood are ascertained at birth. Myopic and due to die at 30, he has no chance of a career in a society that now discriminates against your genes, instead of your gender, race or religion. "

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? Gattaca by Score+Whore · · Score: 2

      I love that movie, but every time I hear him talking about his heart and how it's supposed to fail at some point and he talking to Uma Thurman and says "but mine is 30,000 beats overdue." I can't help but do the math and think, "oh, he was supposed to die earlier that morning?"

      30,000 beats / 60 bpm = 500 min = 8 hours 18 min.

      Sometimes I hate my brain.

  10. The Superhuman Future? Khan? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 3, Informative

    I imagine most readers are worried about super-strength people, but on a more practical basis, this could be used to prevent genetic predisposition to disease, like breast cancer gene carriers being able to ensure their child won't be carriers of the gene, or even the mentally ill from passing on genes related to say, schizophrenia.

  11. Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Gattaca, like 1984, was intended to be a warning rather than an instruction manual. We seem to be slouching towards various forms of dystopia and the worst part of it all is that people think this is a good thing.

    1. Re:Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, a chilling warning against genetic inferiors stealthily infiltrating our society. So intent on their dream of piloting a space craft that they will illegally conceal their disqualifying defects, without regard for the risk to the passengers.

    2. Re:Gattaca by alen · · Score: 1

      if this were to implemented on a national scale what would be so bad about screening out for all the different genetic diseases and whatever?

      people already do this to some extent and have done so throughout history. those with money have always had access to better food and health care and trying to make sure their kids marry into other families with money

    3. Re:Gattaca by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would be so bad

      So you haven't seen the movie.

    4. Re:GATTACA by sdsri · · Score: 1

      Shoot..you outslashdotted me!! I thought about GATTACA almost instantly :). Scary. Can there be reasoned policy making and/or regulation on this before the invisible hand of the market moves rather rampantly in the direction of GATTACA??

  12. "Perfect! All details accounted for!" by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

    Finally! Now nerds can design the perfect baby they have no chance of planting in a chick's belly.

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  13. This is completely unlike falling for someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tall, dark, handsome, because you think a child with those features would be awesome, or picking someone who has compatible immune systems by kissing...

    Well, mainly because it would work more often.

    Wait, what is the argument against it again?

  14. the problem is it by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    will be used mostly to select sex of baby's

    1. Re:the problem is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disgusting pervert.

    2. Re:the problem is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sex of baby's what?

    3. Re:the problem is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see someone failed highschool biology.

    4. Re:the problem is it by mjwalshe · · Score: 2

      You know that in many cultures lots of female babys are aborted as there is immense societal pressure to have a Boy.

    5. Re:the problem is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      whoooosh

      learn when to use an apostrophe

    6. Re:the problem is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by "lots" of countries you mean two, India and South Korea. And the trend has reversed in South Korea, although it's hilarious watching South Korean reality shows where the mothers don't hide their disdain for their daughters, and fawn all over their sons. If I was one of those daughters I'd probably shove my mother down a flight of stairs.

      In most other places, even with a gender bias, genetic gender selection is still beyond the pale. Which is to say, even when people want to do it they know its wrong, so it hasn't become a substantial societal issue.

      Look, all technology has devious uses. But only when and if it becomes a real issue do you need to worry about dealing with it, and you can deal with the issue as it manifests, not as it exists in our imagination.

    7. Re:the problem is it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Didn't even mention China, wow.

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    8. Re:the problem is it by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      there was a segment on news night in the UK about this trend just the other day its not just India

  15. Here is how it is going t work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parent: I want a tall beautiful kid with IQ of 140, no predisposition to cancer, autism, obesity, coronary disease or alzheimers.
    Doctor: looking at our database the best match for you will be if we mate eggs from donor 123 with sperm from donor 345. We guarantee that will produce the desired offspring with probability of 1E-6. The fee will be $100,000, please sign here. We can guarantee higher probability for cancer and diabetes free offspring if you trade tall for dwarf.

    1. Re:Here is how it is going t work by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      An overly-high IQ might not be a good thing, it's likely to make the kid a miserable outcast. Better to have an average-intelligence popular kid who will have lots of friends in college and make many connections with the children of rich kids, each one worth as much as a good solid degree, never mind the easy joke major he/she will have the luxury of studying.

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  16. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It COULD be used to screen for undesirable traits (but that's eugenics), it WILL be used to screen for 'desirable' traits - that's money.

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  17. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or an unexpected form of cancer that turns into a heavy burden on society...

  18. Just the next iteration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just the next iteration of natural selection. We already consciously and unconsciously evaluate potential mates for their potential to produce offspring with traits we believe will improve its chance to thrive. Now we already "shop" for mates online at sites like Match.com and judge them based on their appearance, occupation, apparent intelligence, etc, without actually getting to know them first. This is just the next step.

    1. Re:Just the next iteration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make that "subconsciously."

  19. They will own the children by kawabago · · Score: 1

    Monsanto will be the first corporation to own human beings created by virtue of it's technology.

    1. Re:They will own the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your progeny are belong to us!

    2. Re:They will own the children by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      You have no chance to reproduce, make your time.

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    3. Re: They will own the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US government changed the patent law a while back to forbid the patent office from granting patents that could be infringed by humans (roughly stated)

  20. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you miss the point on how important it is for a population to have these 'defects'. Who's to say having breast cancer isn't a solid way to survive a nuclear fallout? or the next bird flu death explosion? The continuation of short term exploitation for catastrophic delayed failure surely has to be reaching a tipping point. Oh wait.. let me go let it ride on my goldman shares, what could go wrong!

  21. Needs oversight by Prune · · Score: 2

    This needs to be regulated because the result of many people individually selecting for characteristics can have negative effects on the overall human gene pool. I've already elaborated on this under another recent story: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4173815&cid=44775829

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    1. Re:Needs oversight by zildgulf · · Score: 1

      Oversight will not be enough to prevent the great reduction of genetic diversity since there will be an overwhelming demand for genetic engineering your children and choosing the same list of traits that everyone else will want. In fact we are now in a time when genetic diversity in world has been increasing since the invention of the locomotive train. When a species increases their genetic diversity they become more resistant to extinction while the opposite increases the risk of extinction. When genetic diversity is killed off one disease may kill off the entire species of man.

    2. Re:Needs oversight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh nose! Mating partners doing genetic selection! It's so novel! It's never happened in hundreds of millions of years of sexual evolution!

      "Bad" and "good" don't exist in nature. When and if something society specifically deems bad occurs, we can address it directly. In the meantime, keep your hands off my test tubes.

    3. Re:Needs oversight by psithurism · · Score: 1

      Some babies of rich people are going to have a lower incidence of certain cancers and fewer traits considered undesirable.

      You know how everyone is always complaining that it seems that stupid ugly people are having all the babies? Well, that is not going to stop because a few rich people want to have some particular traits in their children.

      Teenagers have been doing there part to make sure we have a 'diverse' gene pool and will certainly continue the practice despite distopian plans by their parents to create lines of breast cancer resistant children.

    4. Re:Needs oversight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This needs to be regulated for poor people only because the result of many people individually selecting for characteristics can have negative effects on the overall human gene pool. I've already elaborated on this under another recent story: http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=4173815&cid=44775829 The fact that rich people can just fly to a private island, get impregnated with designer genes, and fly back, is none of my concern. Nor is the feasiblity of monitoring every single pregnancy, or punishing mothers who break reproductive rules. I'm also not worried that our already corrupt governments will give themselves a free pass but pile ridiculous restrictions on the rest of us. Basically, I'm a complete fool.

      FTFY

    5. Re:Needs oversight by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      the great reduction of genetic diversity since there will be an overwhelming demand for genetic engineering your children and choosing the same list of traits that everyone else will want.

      Yeah, healthy, wealthy, and wise. HOW DARE THEY!

      we are now in a time when genetic diversity in world has been increasing since the invention of the locomotive train.

      Actually, we're facing more outbreeding than ever before. It's all that travel and interracial breeding. It's not that the recessive genes are going away, it just that they're being dispersed amongst the crowd. You get diversity and freakshows through inbreeding.

      When a species increases their genetic diversity they become

      Two different species. Eventually.

      ...more resistant to extinction while the opposite increases the risk of extinction

      Uh, got a citation for that? The ill effects of monocultures hit ecological systems. When a disease hits a forest that's full of deer and just deer, everything goes to hell and your predators die off due to a lack of food. But if it's full of various deer-like animals then they can just go munch on something else.

      But we're talking about humans. "Extinction events" are shortlisted to nukes and asteroids. Designer doomsday plagues probably don't care what color hair you have. And since these designer babies are (in theory) specifically more resistant to disease, it's a step in the right direction, genepool wise.

      It might be it's own sort of bleak future, but try "The People of Sand and Slag" by Paolo Bacigalupi.

    6. Re:Needs oversight by Prune · · Score: 1

      False analogy, because one of these things has to do with the availability of potential mates to different sociodemographic categories, whereas the other one has to do with access to genetic screening and engineering technology. The difference is, that although there is significant overlap now between the categories best advantaged in each of these contexts, that will change as the price of the latter falls due to sci-tech progress, bringing it to the masses over a couple of decades. On the other hand, in the former case, no such change is possible, for obvious reasons. Your argument is bunk, as is the comment about teenage pregnancies, as there is a consistent downwards trend since recording began, despite a spike in the 1960s.

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  22. Parents can *choose* disease risks? by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    "Uh, yes, I would like a sickly, blind, deaf, mentally disabled child, so I can collect its disability benefits... make it twins, conjoined twins, triplets if you can pull it off."

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    1. Re:Parents can *choose* disease risks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You laugh, but short people have asked their embryos to be screened against tall offspring.

    2. Re:Parents can *choose* disease risks? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Whoa, dude. What's wrong with being on the short side?
      You equated it to being blind, sickly, deaf and retarded.
      Can we screen embryos against asshole offspring? Is that possible yet?

  23. Gattaca now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought we would be here 16 years later.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_eugenics

    1. Re:Gattaca now by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

      Snap. You beat me to it.

  24. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

    'Eugenics' is a poisoned word, if they go that way it will surely be called something else.

  25. Gattaca, anyone? by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    A precursor to Gattaca, maybe?

  26. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    no need for Cerebro, if we focus on making Homo Superiors instead of those lowly Homo Sapiens

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  27. A new Cole Porter song? by TheloniousToady · · Score: 2

    Birds do it, bees do it
    Even educated fleas do it

    Let's do it
    Let's compute the genomic outcomes of combinations which would most likely produce the desired baby

  28. Re:"Perfect! All details accounted for!" by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    There's your first problem. It doesn't go in a chick's belly.

    [John]

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  29. I've seen this one before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In SG1, the Asgard are dying off due to having almost no genetic diversity resulting from generations of cloning. It makes a nice Sci-Fi subplot, but back here in reality we still have people who don't even have access to electricity. I seriously doubt we ever need to worry about all of humanity being wiped out by an engineered genetic monoculture. It's likely only those who are part of the monoculture will be at risk and since these are also likely to be the wealthy and successful of the world, something that wipes them out would be a bit of reverse Darwinism. Call Alanis Morissette, because that would be ironic.

  30. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

    Actually, I was thinking that if people get to choose how their kids will look.. imagine would fads play into this. When a particular set of attributes become the most popular and a high percentage of the population decide to have offspring that have almost the same characteristics.. I don't know, couldn't it be pretty dangerous, messing around like that with genetic diversity?

    Obviously, I'm not a biologist :P

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  31. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by alen · · Score: 1

    so breast cancer will protect people from nuclear weapons?
    i see where you're going

  32. Negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    individuals can carry "superior" traits and have a strong detrimental effect on the whole.. especially when there are mass social responses .. this is trouble with a capital T

    1. Re:Negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and that rhymes with P and that stands for (gene) Pool!

  33. Just in time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to cancel my order for a gene test set. I won't have any business with Lebensborn Inc.

  34. You can't patent illegal things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why this was granted a patent one will never know.

    Follow the bribes.

  35. Prior Art by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    I believe it is called, "dating".

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  36. Terms of Service by wjcofkc · · Score: 2

    Just wait until a genomics company literally owns your baby's genome configuration. Almost no one takes the time to read terms of service. Imagine being under the pressure of signing such an agreement after your water breaks.

    The very last part of that being unlikely - the patent part may not be. Imagine choosing from a selection of perfect but generic templates, then adding and remove traits as you see fit. We could end up with a large population of near twin sets.

    Setting absolutely all of that aside, if the technology this evolves into could build a better human (post-human?) species, I'm all for it regardless of how strange a future it might produce. Can you imagine a future version of the human race absent of our desire to break up into factions and murder each other in as large of numbers as possible? This could result in the survival of our species, or at least a future iteration of our species, which is something that I otherwise think will prove unlikely over the next century if we don't find a way to evolve past being bent on self-annihilation.

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    1. Re:Terms of Service by PRMan · · Score: 1

      We fight most against the people most like ourselves...

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    2. Re:Terms of Service by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      Most often it's: His god fights your god while his god protects his nation. Your god and and his god will fight until annihilation.

      Of course their are purely political ideological matters too. I'm taking about removing the genes that cause the extreme aggression towards one another. We have created a modern world while managing to remain primitive creatures. it's unsustainable if we don't stop killing each other whether it be on small or mass scales. We are natural predators bound by evolution to be instinctively inclined to constantly face off against the worlds ultimate predator... each other.

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    3. Re:Terms of Service by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just wait until a genomics company literally owns your baby's genome configuration. Almost no one takes the time to read terms of service. Imagine being under the pressure of signing such an agreement after your water breaks.

      Won't ever happen, at least in the reasonably near term. We're not exactly sure what an individual's genome actually is. It's becoming apparent that we have several various 'genotypes' in an individual. So, the least of our worries is that Monsanto or Oracle will have some legal claim to your progeny.

      The very last part of that being unlikely - the patent part may not be. Imagine choosing from a selection of perfect but generic templates, then adding and remove traits as you see fit. We could end up with a large population of near twin sets.

      See above. We aren't there by any stretch of the imagination. The numbers 23andme will give you are going to be estimates, not real values. But it's something to think about in the longer term.

      Setting absolutely all of that aside, if the technology this evolves into could build a better human (post-human?) species, I'm all for it regardless of how strange a future it might produce. Can you imagine a future version of the human race absent of our desire to break up into factions and murder each other in as large of numbers as possible? This could result in the survival of our species, or at least a future iteration of our species, which is something that I otherwise think will prove unlikely over the next century if we don't find a way to evolve past being bent on self-annihilation.

      We're more than likely going to kill ourselves first (or at least most of us). Yes, the future is going to be .... interesting. Always is.

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  37. Who has to pay if they have kids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the genetically modified offspring have offspring of their own, will the original parents have to pay for those new children or will their genetically modified offspring have to pay to have their own?

    Genes are patented today and after a farmer grows a genetically modified crop if he collects and uses the seeds of that crop, he has to pay again.

    It shouldn't be, but at some point this is going to be an argument from someone with money.

  38. Just a reminder by Taibhsear · · Score: 0

    Humans already do this. It's natural selection. This is merely refining the options. The problem comes in (ie. the point of GATTACA) when you start treating people as second class citizens if they aren't engineered in this way.

    1. Re:Just a reminder by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'd expect we'd be on it from the start, just a natural extension of all the forms of discrimination in use today...especially in HR departments.

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  39. Monsanto forced sterilization. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was upheld because what harm was there if the child wasn't going to reproduce. I mean if the child reproduced that would be contract breach and I know of no greater crime.

  40. Prior Art by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2

    I can site several thousand years of prior art here. It is called animal breeding.

  41. GATTACA by zildgulf · · Score: 2

    The wonderful world of GATTACA is coming. For those that didn't see the movie this is the future where those people that are conceived naturally will be the new underclass and the test tube babies will be the new professional class. Your new resume is nothing more than a DNA sample and based off of the traits you were engineered for determines your line of work. Your parents will chose your profession type for you and you will be engineered with those traits that will be an asset to that kind of profession type. Employment laws, as they are partially enforced now, will not even put a dent in genetic discrimination that will be rampant in society. People like me, with genes for immune systems problems and moderate risk for heart attacks, will not be employable except for low-wage menial jobs. In fact almost none of us will be employable in middle class jobs nor will any bank loan money for your to start a business.

    Be afraid. Be very afraid.

  42. Next up: Random Baby Option by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    I'm going to file a patent for a method for randomizing all options when deciding what you want in a baby. Just pick an egg at random, mix in a bunch of sperm, and you get a Random Baby. Don't worry about license fees, though. I'm not greedy. Anyone who uses this method will only need to pay me $1. What's that? This is so broad that it covers natural conception? Well, waddaya know. Now pay up!

    One dollar per baby born times about 4 million babies born every year in the US = instant retirement!

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    1. Re:Next up: Random Baby Option by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Call it iOrgy and people will automatically believe that you invented it.

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  43. Re:"Perfect! All details accounted for!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's your first problem. It doesn't go in a chick's belly.

    As an atheist, I disagree. How can you be a rational being without eating babies?!

  44. So by The+Cat · · Score: 1

    Eugenics.

  45. Oh sh!t, there goes the planet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gattaca has arrived.... May I borrow your ladder please?

  46. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    It COULD be used to screen for undesirable traits (but that's eugenics)

    if eugenics means eliminating debilitating genetic disorders then i'm in. when you get mutations in the standard code that defines us as humans, you get serious health problems.

    it WILL be used to screen for 'desirable' traits - that's money.

    unless you are choosing really simple traits like hair and eye color, you are going to have to wait until we figure out how our DNA really works. there are a ton of changes that occur just for things like height which we still dont fully understand. genetic testing for traits gives results in probability based on their pool of knowledge from other people that provide information.

    if you are really interested in this topic, watch NOVA's Cracking Your Genetic Code which is on netflix, your local torrent site or on their website which doesnt work for me.

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  47. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    Often overlooked is that Khan, like Napoleon, was a failure. For all their supposed superiority, they were defeated in the end.

  48. Is the US actually gonna like it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ongoing budget argument in US

  49. It's more that you *have* to. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    It's more that you *have* to choose disease risks. This isn't engineering a baby's genome from scratch -- it's just a matching system between potential gametes.

    For example, if you're a woman looking to have a child via artificial insemination, then this system will let you profile the risks and rewards of using different donor sperm with your own eggs. All of these genomes (and your own) carry defective genes. So, do you want the donor with a high IQ and arthritis or the one with good looks and a high risk of heart disease? It'll depend in part on what genes you have that make the risks worse in addition to what benefits you most value.

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  50. Zombie Nazi Designer Babies? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Hugo Boss"

    That would be even more horrifying. *shudder*

  51. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been in place since 2009 and it's interesting but not a big deal and nothing new. I've used it as a tool to see some of the traits of what me and my gf's offspring will most likely have. You could do the same by looking up each SNP as I do for most of the other less interesting traits that they don't have on the tool.

    They say they have no plans to use it as anything more than this tool. I doubt they are going to set up a dating service based on it.

    http://blog.23andme.com/news/a-23andme-patent/

  52. Giant prior art by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

    This is exactly the same as what they show in the movie Gattaca from 1999. How the hell was this patent granted?

    1. Re:Giant prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patents cover specific implementations, not ideas.

      By your standard, if someone invented a tabletop fusion reactor tomorrow, they would not be able to patent it because it's been mentioned in science fiction novels before.http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/10/03/1523241/personal-genomics-firm-23andme-patents-designer-baby-system?utm_source=feedly#

  53. Isn't this just called "dating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely all they are doing is making explicit the choices that we make when selecting a partner?

  54. Mommy, mommy, can I have a... by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 2

    brother who is part horse and a sister that is part cat? Can I, p-l-e-a-s-e?

  55. Sounds perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like standing around and feeling self superior (that is what cisco certs are for right?), wank rather often and am looking for 'validation'. Where do I sign up?

  56. absent of our desire to break up into factions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is how the Amish inherit the Earth.

  57. Smart cute blue-eyed blonds .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. is all half the world will want. Until brunettes become rarer and then that may become the desired color scheme?

  58. I'll wait for the service pack by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    Not sure I want a version 1.0 designer baby.

    But really, while I don't agree that buying a baby with specific beauty and vanity traits is the right application of this area of science, selecting an embryo that doesn't have some trait that will have a kid grow up with a hump or other genetic defect should be allowed. While many will scream abortion!, realize that 4 - 8 cells is not a sentient lifeform no matter how far you stretch your faith.

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  59. Preexisting Art by Dareth · · Score: 1

    I think that would be considered preexisting art. Well at for those that read the Kama Sutra!

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  60. Re:The Superhuman Future? Khan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It COULD be used to screen for undesirable traits (but that's eugenics), it WILL be used to screen for 'desirable' traits - that's money.

    So you haven't been tested at 23andme.com (about $100) and have no clue about them or what this service is likely to be used for.

    Any "desirable" traits like hair color, athleticism, or nation of origin are going to be known by the potential parents and this service will have little utility. If two Olympic sprinters fuck, they run a good chance of having Olympic sprinter babies that look like them. No genome test required.

    Most of the concrete information offered at the service are the odds of various diseases. E.g., testing shows I have a slightly higher disposition towards alzheimers and prostate cancer (e.g., 25% more likely). So I can select foods or supplements that my be preventative.

    Yes, there is information like nation or continent or region or origin. That tells me stuff like

    a) my parents weren't lying