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Passenger Lands Plane After Pilot Collapses and Dies At the Controls

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "NBC reports that flying instructors at Humberside Airport, near the city of Hull in northeast England, told a passenger who had never flown before how to land a four-seater Cessna 172 after the pilot collapsed and died at the controls. Passenger John Wildey explained to air traffic controllers that he had no flying experience and that the pilot could not control the plane. 'It came down with a bump, a bump, a bump, hit the front end down, I heard some crashing and it's come to a halt,' said Stuart Sykes. 'There were a few sparks and three or four crashes, that must have been the propeller hitting the floor. Then it uprighted again and it came to a stop.' Roads around the airport were closed while two incoming flights to the airport, from Scotland and the Netherlands, were delayed as a result of the incident. The passenger took four passes of the runway, and there were cheers from the control tower when it finally came to a halt on the ground. 'For somebody who is not a pilot but has been around airfields and been a passenger on several occasions to take control is nothing short of phenomenal," said Richard Tomlinson. "He made quite a good landing, actually,' added flight instructor Murray. 'He didn't know the layout of the airplane. He didn't have lights on so he was absolutely flying blind as well.'"

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  1. Well then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

    1. Re:Well then... by mirix · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bet the pilot is kicking himself for having the fish.

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    2. Re:Well then... by bmk67 · · Score: 3, Funny

      So tell me, Timmy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  2. Re: FAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because Obama has tons of influence in northeastern England.

  3. That's just plane awesome. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So he basically winged it and hoped for the best?

  4. Not a pilot but... by KPexEA · · Score: 5, Funny

    He did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

  5. Re:A GOOD LANDING !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In general, you're doing a good job if at all times you keep the plane between the two lights on the wingtips.

  6. Re:A GOOD LANDING !! by Zak3056 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing. Any landing you can walk away from and reuse the aircraft is a great one!

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  7. Re:And the pilot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Typical pilots don't die mid-flight. More about pilot?

    He must have had the fish.

  8. Re:Geez, crumped the nose wheel and the prop! by LifesABeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cut that Sky Hawk right seater's shirt off his back! That fully qualifies as a "First Solo Flight!"

    My condolences to the family of the Aviator that passed away.

  9. Re:And the pilot? by danceswithtrees · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oblig joke: Grandpa died quietly in his sleep. Everyone else in plane was screaming.

  10. So let us fire the pilots by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    John Boehner just released a statement: "This incident clearly proves pilots are not essential and we can get by without them. Let us furlough them, profit destroying, union joining, commie socialistic, moochers."

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    1. Re:So let us fire the pilots by WiiVault · · Score: 1, Funny

      I never trusted pilots! I just wasn't sure why, but everybody who told me I was a loony can go suck a bag of dicks. I mean think about it who else flies planes? Terrorists on 9/11 thats who! Why is nobody in the liberal media is reporting this connection? I mean think about it, they say they lock the cabin door for their own safety but what are they hiding? A mosque? WMD's? I think we have a right to know who these so called "Captains" really are. I know this is a lot to take in, but somebody has to speak the truth. Sometimes you just have to have faith that if an idea doesn't seem to make any sense or be based in anything rational then it must have been put in your head by God. Where else could it come from? And if God is putting super smart ideas in my head then everybody better just pay attention to every word I have to say or risk eternal damnation. I mean I prefer Coke to Pepsi, is that because God told me to? Why risk it, best to stock up on Coke. I mean you could chance it, but that's a pretty big gamble to take. If any of this doesn't make sense to you it just proves how liberals and their heathen worldly "education" can poison the pure childlike mind required to accept The Truth without question. Now I command you all to buy my forthcoming book where I reveal even more of His Word exclusively for the special introductory price of $29.99. End times are right around the corner so better buy now.

  11. Re:Mythbusters . . . hah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In other words, its not as hard as you'd think it is, and its actually easier in hte real world than in the simulators IMO.

    Better graphics and frame rate too...

  12. Re: And the pilot? by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1, Funny

    Any of those little blurbs, even if not the actual cause of death, would have been very useful.

    You watch Fox News, don't you?

    "I don't care if it's true, I just want someone to tell me something."

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  13. Re:Good stuff by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Funny

    If explaining, over a radio, how to land a plane to someone who has never flown before is anywhere near as hard as explaining to your grandparents how to use a computer, over a phone, than that actually might be the more miraculous endeavor that night.

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  14. Re:Actually, Flaring is really the hardest part by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goddmannitt. Where's the arrow keys on this thing?

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  15. Re:Ground point five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So most Slashdotters can fly a plane, know unix, can code a language or two, and have girlfriends!?
    Riiiight.