Yeti Bears Up Under Scrutiny
Rambo Tribble writes "Bryan Sykes of Oxford University has discovered that hairs, ostensibly from the Yeti creature of the Himalayas, were '... genetically identical to polar bear.' What the professor is suggesting is that a rare hybrid of brown and polar bear may be the actual, elusive creature of legend."
What's hard about it is that its in the Hymalyas, and from the sound of things, people that see it in the clear would say, "Oh, that's a bear" and people that have it come out of a snowstorm and try to eat them think its the abominable snowman...
If it's "genetically identical" to a polar bear, well... doesn't that mean it's a polar bear?
So it is a polar bear, just not a modern polar bear.
Pizzly Bear