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No, the Earth (almost Certainly) Won't Be Hit By an Asteroid In 2032

The Bad Astronomer writes "Last week, astronomers discovered 2013 TV135, a 400-meter wide asteroid that will swing by the Earth in 2032. The odds of an impact at that time are incredibly low — in fact, the chance it will glide safely past us is 99.99998%! But that hasn't stopped some venues from playing up the apocalypse angle. Bottom line: we do not have a good orbit for this rock yet, and as observations get better the chance of an impact will certainly drop. We can breathe easy over this particular asteroid."

142 comments

  1. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...that's until the U.S.'s tolerance of gay marriage changes its trajectory.

    1. Re:well... by adamstew · · Score: 1

      undoing mod. It was funny, not overrated.

    2. Re:well... by genghisjahn · · Score: 1

      I think your comment just undid your undoing of the aforementioned mod.

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    3. Re:well... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Yes his comment just undid his undoing of the aforementioned mod which is why I am commenting because I won
      t be undoing his non undoing of moderation. (sorry but this is more funny to me than the comment.)

    4. Re:well... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      We apologise again for the fault in the moderation. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

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  2. Sure, you say that now... by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

    But how do we know you aren't preparing for a quick bug out when its only a month away? I've seen 2012, I know how this stuff works!!

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    1. Re:Sure, you say that now... by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Protip Tiger, we all saw 2012 and we all woke up December 26 2012 didn't we?

      Let's also not forget Y2K.

      We all survived that didn't we?

      All throughout history each generation preaches the end is nigh.

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    2. Re:Sure, you say that now... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Protip Tiger, we all saw 2012 and we all woke up December 26 2012 didn't we?

      If by "we all" you limit yourself to "everyone who is alive to day and reading this particular story in /.", well, yes, you are absolutely correct. Everyone who woke up this morning also probably woke up on December 26, 2012. A very uninteresting statistic.

      Now, a more useful reading of your words that isn't quite so self-referential and circular in reasoning would be that you're claiming that everyone in the world woke up that morning, which is patently false. There are 26 documented cases of people who did not wake up on December 26 -- 20 children and six adults in Newtown, CT. Plus an undocumented number of people who woke up on December 25 but didn't wake up on December 26.

      It should be noted that even when the second coming occurs, it will be possible for /.rs who want to deny any special event having happened could post, in the first sense of "we all", that "we all woke up on the day after the second coming, didn't we?", implying that nothing special happened that day, and be factually correct in the explicit statement and absurdly wrong in the implied one.

    3. Re:Sure, you say that now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GOO-GOO GAA-GAA!!!

      (translation: my birthday is December 27, 2012, you insensitive clod!)

      (pedant note: it's a joke. Laugh, and ignore the obviousness that is "so you never slept at all while in your mother's womb?")

    4. Re:Sure, you say that now... by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      we all woke up December 26 2012 didn't we?

      No. I think I spent the night from 25 to 26 awake.

    5. Re:Sure, you say that now... by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      we all woke up December 26 2012 didn't we?

      No we didn't. We are just a simulation of what would have happened if we weren't killed back then.

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  3. Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being such a huge failure in my life I would definetely welcome an asteroid

    1. Re:Too bad by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      You don't think you'll be able to turn it around in 20 years?

    2. Re:Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't think you'll be able to turn it around in 20 years?

      Not likely. Have you SEEN the turning radius on an asteroid?

    3. Re:Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't think you'll be able to turn it around in 20 years?

      Not with this Congress..

    4. Re:Too bad by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      You don't think you'll be able to turn it around in 20 years?

      Not with this Congress..

      With this Congress, the best thing that could happen to the planet would be a direct impact on Capitol Hill!

    5. Re:Too bad by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      It took Red Dwarf 4000 years to make a U-turn.

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    6. Re:Too bad by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Nice, place the blame on Congress but leave the DICKtater Obama alone.

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    7. Re:Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress is where the blame belongs. They failed to pass the bills necessary to prevent the shutdown.

  4. Statistics by girlintraining · · Score: 2

    In fact, the chance it will glide safely past us is 99.99998%

    Since the odds of any asteroid of a city-destroying size or larger only hit the Earth every 5,000 years or so... this particular asteroid's odds are 36.5 times better than the average one's.

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    1. Re:Statistics by isorox · · Score: 1

      In fact, the chance it will glide safely past us is 99.99998%

      Since the odds of any asteroid of a city-destroying size or larger only hit the Earth every 5,000 years or so... this particular asteroid's odds are 36.5 times better than the average one's.

      We've had cities for 5,000 years. How many have been destroyed by asteroids?

      None. Overdue for one dont-ya-think?

    2. Re:Statistics by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      None.

      That we know of.

      Like a large, isolated city that just disappeared. And stories were written how it sank under the water...

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    3. Re:Statistics by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      not really, three percent of the earth land is covered by cities. but that is of 29% of earth covered by land. We'll thus probably go for hundreds of thousands of years before a city gets hit by "city-destroying" asteroid. boring.

    4. Re:Statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cities only cover a tiny fraction of the earths surface. We've been hit by at least one city-destroying asteroid within fairly recent history. The Tunguska event, which was a little over a hundred years ago, was on the order of 10 MT. I would put that firmly in the city-destroying category.

    5. Re:Statistics by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      None. Overdue for one dont-ya-think?

      No. If you roll a six-sided die and you roll five 1s in a row, what's the odds that the sixth roll you make will be a 1? 1 in 6. What you're doing here is called the Gambler's Fallacy.

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    6. Re:Statistics by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I know that game destroyed my spare change when it came out, I'm sure it could have impacted a few cities.

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    7. Re:Statistics by necro81 · · Score: 1

      We'll thus probably go for hundreds of thousands of years before a city gets hit by "city-destroying" asteroid. boring.

      Until the next Michael Bay film, in which case we'll lose half a dozen cities before reaching the third act. And it will be... still boring.

    8. Re:Statistics by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      If that's true then it missed its city by several hundred miles. If it hit its target we could have been spared WWII (target isnt moscow but Berlin)

    9. Re:Statistics by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      And we'll see exploding explosions that will explode in slo-mo

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    10. Re:Statistics by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      That's many thousands of miles.

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  5. Just for that I'm going to the Kaiper Belt by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    If you tell me that there's going to be no asteroid, then I'll just go up and make one hit the Earth, just to spite you.

    You'll know it by the blinky LED lights I'll have on it that will spell out "2032 suckers!" in bright red and green lights.

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  6. 2 in 10 million... by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Funny

    99.99998% miss from extinction-level objects means that, on average, they kill a mere 1,400 people.

    1. Re:2 in 10 million... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      1,400! That's half a 9/11! Quick, start spying on our citizens and molesting old ladies at the airport!

    2. Re:2 in 10 million... by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh by 2032 the only one allowed to do any traveling at all will be the asteroid.

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    3. Re:2 in 10 million... by Sqr(twg) · · Score: 1

      After an error was corrected in TFA, the asteroid is now expected to kill well over 100 000 people. The trend is certainly worrying.

    4. Re:2 in 10 million... by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1

      But it will still have to submit to being groped by the TSA before conducting its terrorist assault.

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    5. Re:2 in 10 million... by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      Well The NSA is already ahead of the game isn't it.

    6. Re:2 in 10 million... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be an excellent time to test an anti-asteroid system no?

      Unfortunately, the margins are too small to contain...

  7. What astronomers are missing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the whole human element. What is the one thing that can change that 99.99998% to 1% or lower? Humans. The same people who thought that there would be no way that 18 humans would kill themselves by flying planes into buildings are the same people who think that there is absolutely no way that humans would do the same thing. The way I see it is the ultimate "suicide bomber" is just a step around the corner.

    1. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by wagnerrp · · Score: 1

      If someone has the resources to shift the orbit of an asteroid sufficiently to cause an impact, there are tons of other things they could be spending those resources on that would be much more destructive, and much more immediate.

    2. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      If someone has the resources to shift the orbit of an asteroid sufficiently to cause an impact, there are tons of other things they could be spending those resources on that would be much more destructive, and much more immediate.

      Yes, but shifting an asteroid is way more fun.

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    3. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really think that 9/11 is the first instance of someone crashing planes on buildings, you are highly delusional. Many countries have laws that forbid commercial flights over populated cities for that exact reason (plus the increased risk of an accident).

      Just one example:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-25_Empire_State_Building_crash

      Captcha: imminent

    4. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any idea of what would be involved? What do you think, that the bad guys (or the good ones, at that) have Star Trek-level technology? Methinks that you would do well to learn some physics and engineering.

    5. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said it was the first, you glue-sniffer?

      Captcha: go fuck yourself.

    6. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      First, your B-25 example was an accident. While the pilots where not where they should have been at that altitude, they certainly didn't intend to hit the building. 9/11 was decidedly done on purpose.

      Second, in the US, there are flight restrictions about flying over populated areas (buildings and such) but the restriction is about how high above such areas you have to stay. Generally, there are no flight restrictions over urban areas or cities as long as you stay high enough. Large cities do tend to have large airports and large airports tend to have restricted airspace around them, but those are about the airport and not the all the people on the ground. Just keep the minimum height and you are golden.

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    7. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is all a part of my diabolical master plan!

    8. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      In a perverse way, you have a good point. If you have the money to move this thing, you have the money to do it any number of ways much more cheeply than slamming an asteroid into the planet would be.

      But if you're going to end all life on the surface of the planet anyway, who cares how expensive it is? Might as well have some fun with it.

    9. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Applekid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you have any idea of what would be involved? What do you think, that the bad guys (or the good ones, at that) have Star Trek-level technology? Methinks that you would do well to learn some physics and engineering.

      Just change the gravitational constant of the universe.

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    10. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'm using credit cards and default swaps from people in the target zone.

      I figure they'll never collect anyway.

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    11. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And eat 10 chocolate sundaes. Can't forget that part.

    12. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Large cities do tend to have large airports and large airports tend to have restricted airspace around them,

      If they did, nobody could land at them.

      You mean they have controlled airspace around them, under the control of various ATCs. The levels of control range from class B (most requirements for use) through class E (not much). G is uncontrolled. These have been around for a long time, unconnected with 9/11.

      Why did they start at B instead of A? Class A airspace covers the entire US at and above flight level 180 ("18,000 feet as indicated by a sensitive altimeter set to a standard air pressure of 29.27 inches of mercury"). All pilots who fly there must be on IFR flight plans.

      Restricted airspace is a place that nobody is supposed to fly except under very special circumstances. "Within X distance of Air Force One" is one very common bit of restricted airspace. There used to be restricted airspace over the submarine pens up near Seattle. There is now restricted airspace over the White House and other DC stuff.

      One that still exists and should probably be cancelled because it is not needed is;

      ALL AIRCRAFT AND PARACHUTE OPERATIONS ARE PROHIBITED WITHIN A 3 NMR UP TO AND INCLUDING 3000 FT AGL OF ANY STADIUM HAVING A SEATING CAPACITY OF 30,000 OR MORE PEOPLE WHERE EITHER A REGULAR OR POST SEASON MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL, NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, OR NCAA DIVISION ONE FOOTBALL GAME IS OCCURRING. THIS NOTAM ALSO APPLIES TO NASCAR SPRINT CUP, INDY CAR, ...

      The ridiculous part of this rule is that pilots must know 1) where these stadiums are and 2) when a game is taking place, and for college football, 3) is the college an NCAA division one school. (What happens when a Division II school plays a division I? Is the game "Division 1" or "Division 2"?) They aren't marked in any special way on the charts, and there are no standard NOTAMS (notices to airmen) issued for them. Just the one blanket one.

    13. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Just stay above 3,000 AGL and you are golden.. Assuming you are not into Controlled Airspace, I would consider buzzing around under 3,000 to be somewhat dangerous over urban areas anyway unless it is a really short trip. That extra altitude could save your life should a problem develop. Like my flight instructor was fond of saying.. "Nothing is more useless than the runway behind you, the gas you left in the truck, or the altitude above you." So you always land on the longest runway the wind allows, carry as much fuel as possible and prefer higher altitudes when possible.

      OK. OK.. Controlled airspace around airports, not restricted... Sorry, I wasn't technically correct.

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    14. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Just stay above 3,000 AGL and you are golden.

      If you've got an airport nearby that can be difficult. Or less safe at a minimum. Above 3000 AGL and then dive into the pattern at 1000 AGL? Look out below! Or you're making a cross-country flight and you don't know the stadium is there.

      Assuming you are not into Controlled Airspace, I would consider buzzing around under 3,000 to be somewhat dangerous over urban areas anyway unless it is a really short trip.

      Flying at 2000 AGL is not "buzzing" in anyone's dictionary, except those who 1) aren't pilots or 2) are the kind of person who buys a house next to an airport and then complains about all the noise from those nasty airplane things. You mention your "flight instructor", and I'm guessing you mean "Clippy" and you're using MS flight simulator for your training. If your real-life real instructor is telling you that it is buzzing to be less than 3000 AGL over a congested area, you need a better CFI.

      That extra altitude could save your life should a problem develop.

      Then let's make the minimum over any congested area be 10,000 AGL. Much safer. There are certainly limitations to existing aircraft that makes doing that a bit difficult, but when we all start flying our anti-grav cars it will be peachy.

      So you always land on the longest runway the wind allows,

      And then comes the day when you have your first real emergency and the only airport you can reach has a 1500' runway. You've never practiced on anything shorter than the 10,000' runway at your home airport. Wrong time to learn short field landings, I'd say.

      and prefer higher altitudes when possible.

      If you fly the pattern at 10,000 AGL, don't come around my airport.

    15. Re:What astronomers are missing is... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      So you always land on the longest runway the wind allows,

      And then comes the day when you have your first real emergency and the only airport you can reach has a 1500' runway. You've never practiced on anything shorter than the 10,000' runway at your home airport. Wrong time to learn short field landings, I'd say.

      I routinely practice short field landing techniques using long runways. I can usually get the C-150 stopped in less than 300' ground roll and usually get wheels on the ground with 10' of the threshold. I use a 4,000 foot runway for practice this all the time. I practice short field departures from the same runway. So when I did happen to fly into the 2,000 ft field, I knew what to do. There's no need to go hit the 1500 ft runway and crash a few times learning how.

      But you seem to get my point. Flying is about safety. Anything you can easily do to improve your margins, you should do. That means keeping as much altitude below you, as much gas as you can in the tank, and as much runway in front of you as possible. So staying 3,000 ft AGL isn't a bad idea when the airspace and weather allows it. It has the added bonus that you don't have to avoid all the foot ball games...

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  8. Hey Mods! by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    ...that's until the U.S.'s tolerance of gay marriage changes its trajectory.

    I'm not sure why this was down modded. I actually got a chuckle out of it personally.

    1. Re:Hey Mods! by Dunbal · · Score: 0, Troll

      Because a thought crime was committed, citizen. The mere mention of certain words is no longer accepted, especially any pertaining to race, religion, or sexual orientation. Welcome to the future. Now please perform crimestop.

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    2. Re:Hey Mods! by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It was modded off topic according to the history. Some mod was mad that we weren't taking "We probably aren't all going to die in 2032" seriously, or at least not directly discussing it.

      I, for one, am glad that if I am smooshed by a big rock in 2032, odds are around 99.99998% that it will be a big terrestrial rock and not a space rock. Perhaps slightly lower given that there are other space rocks out there which could fall on me.

      There, anonymous troll mod, are you happy?

  9. Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by mark-t · · Score: 1

    While I'll admit it's a problem for everything within about a 200 mile radius, and has a potential to create a 50+ meter tsunami, depending on where it hits... globally speaking, it doesn't represent a significant threat.

    1. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      A far greater risk is the high probability that the Pacific Rim will unzip from BC down to CA sometime in this decade.

      That means tsunamis and 9.0 quakes and volcanoes like Rainier going.

      But ... there's not a single thing you can do about that, so stop wasting time worrying about it.

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    2. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by cusco · · Score: 1

      High probability? Do you mean it's probable that you imagine such things while you're high? Because back in the real world the probability of such an event is pretty close to zero.

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    3. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      The probability on any day is close to zero.

      But we know the Cascade Subduction Zone does rip over the entire chain, and it's done this quite a few times in recorded history, based on temple records in Japan and other areas of Tsunamis and local tree subsidence (ghost forests) and grey zones in the tidal aspects from the deposits.

      As I said, you can't do anything about it, but it will happen and we're in the middle of the highest probability zone right now.

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    4. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by cusco · · Score: 1

      Wasn't clear, sorry. I was mostly referring to the sometime in this decade portion of the post as being unlikely.

      An event as large as you describe, stretching from BC to CA, doesn't appear in the record anywhere. Tsunamis, ghost forests and the like are the effects of local events that, while they may be devastating to the area affected, are not region-wide disruptions. In fact to my knowledge an earthquake on that scale is pretty much unknown anywhere on the planet, ever. Rainer's last eruption 10,000 years ago would have been associated with local earthquakes but was probably the source of them, not the effect.

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    5. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      If you want more info, just check out the UW recent research.

      I think you're confusing eruption of an active volcano with eruptions within a timespan of a few years of active volcanoes (plural) including other triggered events.

      Of course, just ask people in the Phillipines how safe they feel right now.

      It isn't called the Ring of Fire because we like to have beach cookouts, you know.

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    6. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      It isn't called the Ring of Fire because we like to have beach cookouts, you know.

      No, it is because of the spicy food that people in those regions tend to eat.

    7. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Works for me. It kills two birds with one stone. Solves the illegal problem and removes a liberal paradise. As for 'there's not a single thing you can do about that, so stop wasting time worrying about it.' Not true. You can insist that all liberals and progressives move to Pacific coast. That would make the problem go away faster.

    8. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Actually, economic evidence shows that such events tend to cause faster growth in the affected regions, higher levels of technology, and a more liberal attitude.

      Face it, we win both ways.

      Plus, with our way, we get giant robots!

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    9. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was because they were all Johnny Cash fans.

    10. Re:Even if it did... it's not a huge threat by cusco · · Score: 1

      Well, I've looked, and I don't see anything referring to a possible earthquake occurring along 800 kilometers of fault at once. Do you have a link?

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  10. odds by mynameiskhan · · Score: 1

    Lower odds has not stopped people from buying the lottery, and so let them at least make up stories of the apocalypse. Human nature is such that they have more fun hoping for the worst.

    1. Re:odds by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      That is lower odds of success. This is about very low odds of failure. Tell any banker that the odds of losing in an investment are so low and probably will lend all the money of the world to bet all on it (probably 1 in 10 would be enough to invest millons, and this is several orders better).

  11. "incredibly low" by RichMan · · Score: 1

    99.99998% of a miss.
    0.9999998 ^ 100,000 = 0.980 -> 2% chance of at least 1 hit with 100,000 such events
    Or approx 3.5 million such events for a 50% chance of at least 1 hit

    Next questions are
    a) how often do such events occur ?
    b) how long since the last such event ?

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  13. Just more from Big Astronomy by LNO · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all a scam. They're hiding the possible cure for asteroid impacts, because this way they can continue to get unlimited grant money from the government. They've already planned their off-planet habitat for when the earth is destroyed, but they won't admit to its existence because then the sheeple would question the purpose of those radio telescopes and interplanetary probes.

    WAKE UP! STOP BIG ASTRONOMY!

    1. Re:Just more from Big Astronomy by bob_super · · Score: 1

      You're only complaining because they rejected your application for the asteroid vaccine trials.
      Would it make you feel better to know th*&!@at th&$#^ som%$* minor^%!)* side-effects?

  14. Isn't that a bad estimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom line: we do not have a good orbit for this rock yet, and as observations get better the chance of an impact will certainly drop

    If the number given is the best estimate of the chance of impact based on available data, then additional data should have a 50% chance of increasing that chance and a 50% chance of decreasing it.

    1. Re:Isn't that a bad estimate? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      You sure? I would think it's a lot easier to detect an asteroid that's headed for earth, than to detect all those ones that are nowhere near earth.

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    2. Re:Isn't that a bad estimate? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Not really. if current measures are accurate, and there is a 99.9999 chance of a miss, more measures are 99.9999% likely to support that miss and only 0.0001% likely to contradict it.

      Its not quite as simple as that, but its not anywhere near 50/50 like you suggest.

    3. Re:Isn't that a bad estimate? by cusco · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. If you think of all the future paths plotted as a probabilistic cone, Earth occupies a very small portion of the end of the cone. More data will narrow the cone, almost certainly moving it off an Earth-intercept. Almost.

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    4. Re:Isn't that a bad estimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Say a person has ~10% chance of being color blind, if the only thing you know is that he is male.
      Assume for simplicity that a test for color blindness is 100% accurate.
      If you test the person, you have a 10% chance of increasing your probability estimate (to 100%), and 90% chance of decreasing it (to 0%).

      Either the asteroid will hit us, or it won't. Most likely the latter. Since it probably won't hit us, further observations will probably confirm that indeed it won't.
      That doesn't change the initial probability, so it's not much comfort in itself, but at least we can stop worrying about it.

  15. Re:So what your saying is... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Not really. Local flora and fauna would kill off a zombie epidemic fairly quickly, if live humans weren't around. Just insects alone would have a field day, and in 72 hours would grow fast enough to deal with it.

    The Earth really doesn't need us.

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  16. Corrected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Phil Plait just posted a correction, 99.998% chance of a miss.

  17. It's kind of a pity by Alejux · · Score: 1

    If the odds were higher, then governments might start taking money off their war spending and start putting some serious money into space technology and asteroid deflection programs, which would certainly lead to a faster space colonization, asteroid mining and so on,

    1. Re:It's kind of a pity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding, right? Why would they lower their war spending? This could BE war spending. Imagine the various armed forces of the world working on deflecting an asteroid onto their perceived enemies. The US could work on deflection towards North Korea, Iran, etc. Most not-so-nice-places-to-live would work on deflecting it towards the US. It is war...

  18. Math. Sigh. by The+Bad+Astronomer · · Score: 5, Informative

    Folks- Please note a couple of math errors in the article (and in the headline I submitted here at /.). 1) The chance of it missing is 99.998%, and not 99.99998%. I misplaced a parenthesis when I did the math and wound up essentially getting 100 - 1/63000 instead of 1 - 1/63000. D'oh. 2) Also, the original circle I drew in the article was too big. This one makes me smile wryly: I first drew up the analogy as the circular cross-sectional area of a target region in space versus the cross-section of the Earth. Both are circles. However, a pixel is square! So my circle was too wide by a factor of the square root of pi, since the radius of the circle is the sqrt(area/pi). Put in 63,000 pixels for the area and the radius is 141. I corrected the article, sent a note to TPTB at Slashdot, and beg the forgiveness of math pedants everywhere. :)

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    1. Re:Math. Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, a pixel is square!

      A pixel is not a little square.

    2. Re:Math. Sigh. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      The chance of it missing is 99.998%, and not 99.99998%

      The chances of it happening went up a thousandth of a percent in the half an hour since the summary was posted? If these trends continue, the asteroid will have a 157.68% chance of hitting us!

      (9 years x 365 days x 24 hours x 2 half hour x 0.001 chance, if anyone's curious about what I typed into my calculator. There are bigger problems with the above statement anyway. To any cable news journalists reading, this is a joke.)

    3. Re:Math. Sigh. by Bearded+Frog · · Score: 1

      You can add "The Bad Mathematician" to your title now sir.

    4. Re:Math. Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen this play out before. As the orbit is refined the size of the circle will get smaller. Consequently, the Earth will occupy a larger segment of the circle resulting in a higher chance of collision until finally the orbit is refined to the point the Earth is outside the circle (or the asteroid intersects the Earth).

  19. Well yeah, people are stupid. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

    The odds of an impact at that time are incredibly low — in fact, the chance it will glide safely past us is 99.99998%! But that hasn't stopped some venues from playing up the apocalypse angle.

    A 1 in 5,000,000 chance of this asteroid hitting is super high compared to the 1 in 175,223,510 odds of winning the grand prize in the Powerball lottery, yet tons of idiots still line up to play.

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    1. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by JustAnotherIdiot · · Score: 1

      And now with the updated number, so it's 1 in 50,000 odds of this hitting us, nearly 3,500 times more likely than a lottery win.

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    2. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damned people ruining my chances.
      If only more of those people would stop playing, maybe I would be in for better odds.

    3. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh crap! We have lottery winners nearly every week! We are DOOMED, DOOMED I say...

    4. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but you're confused, only one person wins the lottery jackpot but we're *all* playing the asteroid game.

    5. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The odds of an impact at that time are incredibly low — in fact, the chance it will glide safely past us is 99.99998%! But that hasn't stopped some venues from playing up the apocalypse angle.

      A 1 in 5,000,000 chance of this asteroid hitting is super high compared to the 1 in 175,223,510 odds of winning the grand prize in the Powerball lottery, yet tons of idiots still line up to play.

      NO
      The lottery is a random drawing.
      The chance of it gliding safely past us (or hitting us) is not based on random events, but rather calculated based on the margin of error in our current measurements and calculations. If we were able to 100% accurately measure and calculate the trajectory, we would be able to simply say yes or no in regards to the Earth being hit.
      The ACTUAL chance of us being hit is either 0% or 100%. The "odds" being tossed around are the chances that our math is wrong.

    6. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't matter though, the odds of winning the powerball with a single ticket and the odds of getting hit by the asteroid are both the chance we think it could happen based on given information. We don't have 100% accurate measurements of the asteroid. The reason someone wins the Powerball is because millions of people play it, and the chance someone will win it is not the same as any given person will win it.

    7. Re:Well yeah, people are stupid. by istartedi · · Score: 1

      There are multiple lotteries drawing every week; but there is only one asteroid lottery. More importantly, people witness numerous life-changing lottery payouts every month. Nobody in historical times has ever witnessed a civilization altering asteroid event.

      So. Simply looking at the odds isn't enough. The experimental results are that voluntary participation in the lottery produces a handful of millionaires every month, while mandatory participation in the asteroid lottery produces a few rumored deaths and a handful of confirmed injuries in 5000 years.

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  20. bummer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would've fixed a lot of problems around here.

  21. While this one may miss us... by wavedeform · · Score: 1

    ...it's still worth reading The Last Policeman.

  22. Huh, universal quantor again by paavo512 · · Score: 1

    chance of an impact will certainly drop

    If it would certainly drop, then it would be already zero today. The reason why the estimate is currently 0.00002% is because it is not known at which side the real value is. Actually, a defining criteria of a proper estimate is that it is located in the middle of the probability distribution, meaning that the actual value might lie on either side, with equal probability.

    Note that the original article uses "likely" instead of "certainly".

  23. The UN has just announced IPAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    International Panel on Asteroid Collisions.

    They are circling around Uranus.

  24. "The chance of an impact will certainly drop"? by PacoSuarez · · Score: 1

    > Bottom line: we do not have a good orbit for this rock yet, and as observations get better the chance of an impact will certainly drop.

    What is that supposed to mean? It should get closer to 1 or to 0. It will get closer to 0 with probability .9999998, and to 1 with probability .0000002. So it will not "certainly" drop.

    1. Re:"The chance of an impact will certainly drop"? by Arkh89 · · Score: 1

      pr(impact) = 1 - pr(miss)
      If pr(impact) decreases, it is equivalent to pr(miss) being increased (by the same amount).
      So if pr(impact) drops closer to 0, then pr(miss) increases closer to 1.

    2. Re:"The chance of an impact will certainly drop"? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      I think what he means is that they have already made up their minds that it will miss us, so as their calculations get better the probability that it will miss is going to go up from .9 to 1.0.

      But, right now we have calculated that there is a .9-whatever chance that it is going to miss us, and their is a .0-whatever that it is going to hit us. In the real world it has already been decided, but we are unsure what which course is already set in stone.

      So there is a 99% chance that there is a 100% chance that it will miss us, so 99% of the time the 99% chance would go up as our measurements increase.

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    3. Re:"The chance of an impact will certainly drop"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So?

  25. Re:Probability gobbledygook. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    over 5 orders of magnitude is as close to "almost certain" as science gets.

  26. Dagnabbit... by DdJ · · Score: 2

    ...I was hoping to avoid the 2038 bug.

    1. Re:Dagnabbit... by jlv · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought, too!

  27. Climate Change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... will already have whipped the planet clean, so why worry?

  28. +1 funny... by komodo685 · · Score: 1

    ...after reading your username

  29. Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humanity needs an apocalypse to shake things up a little...

    Captcha: Kaboom

  30. statistics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, there is a 99.998% chance that the chance of a hit will decrease when more measurements are taken, and a more accurate trajectory can be calculated.
    BUT: there is also a 0.002% chance that the new data will increase the chance of a hit all the way up to 100%, and a 0.02% chance that the chance of a hit will increase to 1:10.

  31. Re:Probability gobbledygook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really? I don't know, the origin of life seems to be nearly impossible to me then.

  32. Coming up on the Discovery Channel... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    Asteroid Apocalypse: What Could Happen, But Probably Won't, in 2032

    [Cue a solid hour of CG destruction porn.]

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  33. Re:Probability gobbledygook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bottom line: we do not have a good orbit for this rock yet, and as observations get better the chance of an impact will certainly drop.

    This makes no sense. If "the chance of an impact will certainly drop", one might as well lower the quoted chance now.

    Orbit determination is a pretty fascinating problem. I haven't read TFA, but how it works is we have a set of measurements that have some known uncertainty. We propagate the uncertainties to the orbit properties, which basically gives us an ellipsoid of potential position at any given time. Propagating this uncertain orbit out to 2032, the resulting ellipsoid encompasses Earth, but only if our best guess is fairly well away from the true orbital parameters (>5 standard deviations if it were one parameter, but with six orbit parameters it's more complicated). That's where the number comes from -- that is exactly the chance based on current observations. That means it will change one way or the other as soon as a new measurement is taken into account, but until it does, quoting a different chance would just be pulling numbers out of thin air. And we probably only have one measurement source right now. Once we point some more telescopes at it and start gathering simultaneous measurements, our estimates will improve (even if those other telescopes have a larger uncertainty than the first!) and that ellipsoid of potential orbit states will shrink.

    Disclaimer: this is from an aerospace engineering perspective where we use Kalman filters to do this sort of thing automatically in flight. Not sure if astronomers have a better way that is too computationally intensive for on board computers.

  34. Re:Your Sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the other kind of person? Huh? WHAT'S THE OTHER KIND, DAMN YOU?

  35. yeah whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y'all said Fukushima wouldn't be no big deal, either.

  36. Re:Probability gobbledygook. by Nadaka · · Score: 1

    So? Nearly impossible things happen all the time given a sufficiently large sample.

  37. We have to act fast! by ATestR · · Score: 1

    With only 19 or so years to go, we'll have to act quickly to get a long range space craft up to this asteroid if we want to alter its trajectory so it certainly will hit Earth! There's no time to waste if we're going to set up for this future crisis!

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  38. There goes my party plans... by David_Hart · · Score: 1

    I had a big retirement fund blowout bash planned for 2032. After all, you can't take it with you. Now I'll have to text everyone that's it's been cancelled....

  39. Probability is up to 1 in 48,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've followed http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov for years and this is the first time I've noticed an impact probability increase instead of decrease. Usually the first observations suggest a possible impact and with additional observations, the probability of the impact decreases. Two days ago, the probability stood at 1 in 63,000. With an additional two days of observation it's risen slightly to 1 in 48,000.

    The uptick is most likely a blip and a few more days worth of observing will drive the impact probability down.

  40. What would happen by geeper · · Score: 1

    What would happen if it came really close but didn't hit? Like 2 miles up? What about 500 feet above land? 50 feet?

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    1. Re:What would happen by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      If the angle is just right, it skip off the atmosphere like a stone skipping on the surface of a pond. Too low, and the atmosphere would slow it down and it would break up into lots of little pieces and burn up..

  41. The blind leading the blind. by VortexCortex · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry. Astronomers didn't detect Eris until 2005. Eris is a dwarf planet that's more massive than Pluto (that's why Pluto's not a planet anymore, we'd have to admit there was another planet closer and bigger than Pluto, and that we're basically blind. Now, when we factor in that these city or country or world killing asteroids can be smaller than dwarf planets... Yeah, sorry bub. You've got no legs to stand on when you make predictions. The evidence doesn't bear out. This particular asteroid probably won't be striking Earth. Big fucking deal. You moronic "Scientists" have no clue how to interact with people. You want Astronomy and Space exploration funding? Keep downplaying the fact that you don't really have a clue of what's out there. You humans are basically blind when it comes to space; Seriously you really are blind. If we compare your world wide telescopes' vision for things within your own solar system with that of a human in the average size basement, you're worse off than folks who are legally blind.

    Protip: Your chance of extinction is 100%, ask any astronomer. It's only a matter of time. Doesn't even have to be an Asteroid or comet. How's about a gamma ray burst? You're hundreds of thousands of years overdue for a mass extinction event. As the higher minded of a sentient race it's your responsibility to spurn the lazy among you into letting you build self sustaining off-world colonies and at least TRY building the infrastructure to prevent global extinction. You call the politicians morons, but they know how to sway the herds -- It's not with reason, but with appeals to those primal emotions, you dolts.

    You have a chance to literally save the world, and you screw the pooch every damn time. A dwarf planet! Gimmie a fucking break!

    1. Re:The blind leading the blind. by VortexCortex · · Score: 0

      )

    2. Re:The blind leading the blind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (that's why Pluto's not a planet anymore, we'd have to admit there was another planet closer and bigger than Pluto ... )

      "Closer"? 1) All 8 planets are closer and bigger than Pluto, with the possible exception of Neptune due to overlap between the orbits of Neptune and Pluto. 2) Eris is almost 100 AU away from the Sun. It is not closer than Pluto.

    3. Re:The blind leading the blind. by readacc · · Score: 1

      You humans

      I think I finally understand why you post with such a superiority complex and arrogant attitude - you're an alien. I mean you must be - you can't be human because you refer to use as "you humans", as if you're separate from the species.

      Either that or you're a fucking disgrace of a person who thinks they're better than everyone else. To be honest though, most elitist Linux users have similar views.

  42. Re:Your Sig by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    The second kind is apparently ADD from poster not finishing their sig.

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  43. You lose at probability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "as observations get better the chance of an impact will certainly drop."

    That's not how probability works. First of all, the real probability is either 1 or 0, because it will either happen or it won't and it's not a random event (nothing really is). What we're talking about is scientists' estimate of the probability. But that's too nitpicky. I haven't read TFA (don't need to for this little rant), but you are correct that the estimated probability will probably change frequently. They ran their trajectory models and predict a miss, and .002% is the chance that they're wrong according to the assumed uncertainty. Later scientists will record the asteroid's new position and rerun their trajectory models, and as the asteroid gets closer the level of certainty in the model results will go up. But that does not mean they will get more certain that the asteroid will miss. It's just as likely that the newer measurements will show a closer trajectory than expected and their estimate of the odds of collision will go up. That is the very definition of probability. You cannot know in advance if the probability you measure tomorrow will be higher or lower. Instead, you know the probability that it will be higher or lower!

  44. How unfortunate... by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    I guess we gotta start updating UNIX to have 64 bit dates after all.

  45. Re:So what your saying is... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    The Earth really doesn't need us.

    You're projecting again. The doctor called, he wants his thermometer back.

  46. Re:So what your saying is... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    The Earth really doesn't need us.

    You're projecting again. The doctor called, he wants his thermometer back.

    Most of the earth is molten, actually, and most of the rest is covered with water.

    Now, if I were talking with a whale, you might have an argument, but I kind of doubt that.

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  47. Re:So what your saying is... by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

    Now, if I were talking with a whale, you might have an argument, but I kind of doubt that.

    "Projection" is a psychological term that means you are assuming someone else has the same feelings and beliefs that you do. For example, you are mad at someone for some reason and based on that you assume they are mad at you.

    In this case, you feel the Earth doesn't need you and you project that into a statement that it doesn't need "us". The Earth may very well not need you, I can't speak to that issue. If that is true, you are welcome to leave; the rest of us who want to stay will wave goodbye as you exit.

  48. Put it into Orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get NASA, Russia, China, and the ESA on it to put this asteroid into Earth's orbit. It might need a bunch of thrusters on it and a bunch of fuel, but it would make a good platform in geosynchronous orbit.

    Then put the ISS up there and start building a space elevator.

  49. Almost certainly? by FredGauss · · Score: 1

    So 1/50,000 chance... better than winning any lottery, better than winning a 50/50 draw at a sporting event. Considering the consequences, such a number is awfully scary - no?

    1. Re:Almost certainly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there were a 1000+ of them with the same odds it'd be kind of scary, but there isn't. While it may be better odds than winning the lottery, that says more about why you shouldn't play the lottery.

  50. If it does hit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope we all reconsider how best we can compensate for the Global Cooling that will surely occur.
    Burn more oil now! If this one does not hit, some other one will, and we must be in a position to counter the gian dust cloud!

  51. The probability is low by mysidia · · Score: 1

    However, remember we only observe a small fraction of the skies, and much of the things that have a 99.99998% chance of missing us, were never detected.

    Also.... when asteroids get close enough to our orbit to have a 0.9999998 chance of impacting us; eventually, the number of times this is happening adds up to a million, and the number of expected collissions is 1 or greater.

  52. Earth won't be hit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drat

  53. Bad title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earth gets hit by asteroids daily.

  54. Re:So what your saying is... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    "before we get hit by that asteriod?"

    There are plenty more rocks in space for us to be hit by. There's hope yet!