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NSA App Ideas To Popularize Spying and Big Data
reifman writes "Perhaps the reason the NSA's surveillance programs are so unpopular with Americans is that we haven't seen any of the potential consumer benefits that spying and big data can provide. Here are ten ideas for the productization and monetization of the NSA's spying infrastructure to inspire Americans to consider the bright side of the dark arts." In case anyone doesn't notice, these suggestions (at least most of them) are presented tongue-in-cheek; a truly secure email system, though, is another story.
I know this is satire, but fuck you
Ideas to sell this? Here's a few...
1. The constitution, the foundation and framework of law on which the nation (and all conceptually contained within it) was built upon forbids it.
2. Communism or the many shades of it shouldn't be a real big seller in the U.S. unless we'd like to see Jewish barbeques or some other race on the grill depending upon the bar code series tat on your wrist.
3. See #1.
Who would eat Jews? They probably don't even taste like pork!
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