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Facebook Isn't Accepting New Posts, Likes, Comments...

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the someone's-getting-fired dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Some of the functionality is missing from Facebook this morning. You can't post, comment or like anything today."

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  1. And so... by cbope · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the beginning of the end is near...

    1. Re:And so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wonderful. I won't have to know what time my neighbors kids were picked up by the bus or what uplifting JPEG my old girlfriend shared today.

    2. Re:And so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      my old girlfriend shared today.

      Psst... they don't like being called "old".

    3. Re:And so... by sosume · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just told my boss I have to go home because Facebook isn't working properly. So I can be at home looking at a non-functional Facebook.

    4. Re: And so... by MrTheBunny · · Score: 5, Funny

      Senior citizens can date too you insensitive clod!

    5. Re:And so... by TheCarp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Been listening to too much Bill Hicks recently
      "Why aren't you working?"
      "There is nothing to do"
      "Then pretend like you are busy"
      "You get paid more than me, you fantasize. Hell, pretend I am mopping, go hog wild"

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    6. Re:And so... by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Funny

      She probably doesn't like being called his girlfriend either :-)

  2. Like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like +1

  3. just a technical problem at the NSA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing to see move on little minions.

  4. Of *course* you can't like anything today.... by QilessQi · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it's Monday.

    --
    Koans and fables for the software engineer
  5. Re:broken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Same contractor as healthcare.gov?

  6. Re:works fine for me by EmagGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    My cup holder is broken!!!

  7. I have an idea by slashmydots · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a great tip I learned to make money from Facebook!
    1. close Facebook
    2. go to work
    3. make money

    This is a great time to try it out.

    1. Re:I have an idea by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, being a wet nurse is a perfectly acceptable way to make money.

  8. Re:And.... by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

    nothing of value was lossed.

    But your reputation as an English literate.

    You're ascribing value to that?

    --
    "Little does he know, but there is no 'I' in 'Idiot'!"
  9. Re:works fine for me by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Funny

    MY MONITAR WIL NOT TURN ON!!11!!

    Please make sure the power cable is plugged in.

    IS TO DARK T0O SEE WHAT I'M DOING THE POWR IS OUT.

  10. Re:And.... by Megane · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed, it should be "Nothing of value was loosed."

    (If you're going to use the wrong word, at least use the right wrong word!)

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  11. Re:works fine for me by Fnord666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My cup holder is broken!!!

    Closed as being unable to reproduce. Hopefully the same holds true for the ticket submitter.

    --
    'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
  12. Re:And.... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    And you just started a sentence with a conjunction. For shame!

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    systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  13. Re:And.... by Obfuscant · · Score: 4, Funny

    Japanese has only like two irregular verbs ...

    I found where Facebook's missing 'like' went to.