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Scientists Induce New Hair Growth In Balding Men

sciencehabit writes "Scientists have successfully grown new hair follicles from the skin cells of balding men. While the research team (abstract) hasn't yet shown whether the structures, which produce strands of hair on our bodies, are fully functional and usable for transplants onto a scalp, experts say the discovery is a significant step toward finding new treatments for hair loss. Previous attempts used standard two-dimensional cell culturing techniques, but the new works grows the follicles in suspended droplets, better replicating the 3-D environment of the body. Using one's own cells to generate new follicles is useful because hair color and thickness will match perfectly with the rest of someone's head of hairs. And with the new technique, clinicians would be able to take just a few dermal papilla cells from a balding patient and expand the number of hair follicles available for transplant, rather than only be able to move follicles around."

232 comments

  1. Harvested foreskins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sad that they are taking parts of unconsenting minor's bodies to do this.
    The foreskin has the most sensitive parts of the penis.

    1. Re:Harvested foreskins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The foreskin has the most sensitive parts of the penis.

      You probably mean that the glans has most sensitive parts of the penis. Which, of course, is protected by the foreskin, that helps to maintain the sensitivity of the mucous membrane.

    2. Re:Harvested foreskins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The foreskin has the most sensitive parts of the penis.

      You probably mean that the glans has most sensitive parts of the penis. Which, of course, is protected by the foreskin, that helps to maintain the sensitivity of the mucous membrane.

      To fine touch, the foreskin is the most sensitive.
      look up:
      "Fine touch receptors in the human penis" Sorrels et al

    3. Re:Harvested foreskins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nope, the foreskin is the most sensitive part. Men in America think the glans is the most sensitive because it's the most sensitive part they have *left*.

      A 2007 study tested the fine touch sensitivity of a group of circumcised men and a group of intact men. The study found that the foreskin has dense concentrations of nerve endings. Circumcision removes all of those nerves. Using data from that study, these diagrams show the areas of penile sensitivity. As you can see, the most sensitive parts are removed by circumcision:
      http://www.circumstitions.com/Sexuality.html#sorrells

    4. Re:Harvested foreskins by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      But it all depends on what sort of sensitive you mean. Sensitive as in higher resolution or sensitive as in "Ow! Don't pinch that!". Pinching my foreskin doesn't hurt as much as trying to pinch some other parts.

      I think you are associating the sensitivity with pain. I am not sure that the sensitivity in this topic is actually about pain...

    5. Re: Harvested foreskins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry about it, you big baby! Seriously, you don't need foreskin and you'll last longer in bed without it. That is to say, no reaching orgasm too early because you're all sensitive and shit. But the real irony is that you sound more like a pussy to me.

    6. Re:Harvested foreskins by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember reading about a doctor who actually developed a relatively simple aparatus for slowly stretching what skin is left into a functional foreskin. I believe he invented it because in some cases where they botch the procedure the skinn ends up being too tight making an erection actually painful. Anyways it was suposed to be pretty painless and you would just wear it under your clothes on a daily basis until you had the desired amount of slack. I guess it wouldn't do anything for restoring lost nerve endings but it's a start.

  2. Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or you could you know, just shave your goddamn head. Never understood why some people have such a want to get their hair back. Even tho transplants seem alot better than other solutions such as sprays and wigs, which will literally fall off or melt off your head in certain conditions, why waste the money. I have never understood this fascination.

    1. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's this kind of attitude that hold the general public back from scientific curiosity. If we can improve something we should. So nice try Mr. Bald Head Wax salesperson.

    2. Re:Who cares by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or you could you know, just shave your goddamn head. Never understood why some people have such a want to get their hair back. Even tho transplants seem alot better than other solutions such as sprays and wigs, which will literally fall off or melt off your head in certain conditions, why waste the money. I have never understood this fascination.

      For some combination of mortality-anxiety and the desire to get laid, people are obsessed with any measures that can keep aging indicators at bay and restore a youthful appearance. Only a fairly small subset of male aesthetics actually look suitably young with a shaved head.

    3. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't. I look like a neo-nazi when my head is shaved.

    4. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could you know, just shave your goddamn head. Never understood why some people have such a want to get their hair back. Even tho transplants seem alot better than other solutions such as sprays and wigs, which will literally fall off or melt off your head in certain conditions, why waste the money. I have never understood this fascination.

      Or you could just shave your goddamn eyebrows.

      Hair is mostly pointless on all bodies, and the razor seems to be your end-all-be-all here, so fuck those hairy stereotypes and just shave it all.

      Oh, I'm sorry, you having a hard time picturing your hairless mother?

      Not everyone looks good with the cue ball look (particularly women). Try and realize that before you sit here and chastise, Kojak...

    5. Re:Who cares by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some of us happen to have godawful ugly heads and those around them can be blissfully grateful for whatever cover the hair upon it can afford, whether this hair is natural or not.

    6. Re:Who cares by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

      I agree. I figure when I'm bald enough that it matters, I'll just shave my head and wear a cap.

      As with Minoxidil, this method looks more likely to be useful for women, who have cultural bias towards not losing hair.

      Or at least the ones who don't wear wigs.

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    7. Re:Who cares by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Funny

      Some of us happen to have godawful ugly heads and those around them can be blissfully grateful for whatever cover the hair upon it can afford, whether this hair is natural or not.

      Have you thought of decals, caps, or racing stripes?

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    8. Re:Who cares by taustin · · Score: 1

      A shaved head is a hell of a lot of work to keep up. Plus, it makes people think you had head lice.

    9. Re:Who cares by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2

      Fine, if you spend all your time in the dark or hiding under your desk. If you actually get outdoors during the day, hair protects your head from sunburn (and skin cancer) and helps keep you warm.

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    10. Re:Who cares by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Public perception is incredibly important if you are looking to have or maintain a job, procreate, find a marriage partner, etc.

      I shaved my head a month ago, and it made me look like 35-45 year old hardened criminal.

      So if you are interested in living in the wilderness alone, that is a reasonable solution.

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    11. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or cancer.

      You've no idea how many times somone has said "hey - breaking bad, right?" to me inthe last year ...

    12. Re:Who cares by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Something that looks sufficiently like real hair is generally much more inconspicuous and does not draw attention.

    13. Re:Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 2

      Its not. I shave every 2-3 days. Really easy and simpler than when i had hair.

    14. Re:Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      I am bald. I work outdoors. If i want i can always wear a hat.

    15. Re:Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      I have been bald since my early 20s. Never had a problem finding a job because my baldness.

    16. Re:Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Protip: I have been bald since my early 20s. Never had a problem talking to women. Or any of these nonexistant things that are listed. If you lack the confidence to be outgoing and approach people thats on you, dont blame it on baldness.

    17. Re:Who cares by PPH · · Score: 1

      I shaved my head a month ago, and it made me look like 35-45 year old hardened criminal.

      That would take a mullet in these parts. Bald is OK in polite society.

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    18. Re: Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Mr Clean, for your opinion.

    19. Re:Who cares by Arker · · Score: 1

      "hair protects your head from sunburn"

      You know what works even better for that?

      A hat.

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    20. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with you. Completely.

      For the rest of you:

      What a bunch of pussies. Shave your head with a cheapass Atra cartridge on a Headblade every other day, get outside to get rid of the initial blinding whiteness via a slight tan (if you're a white guy) and suck it up. I'm early 40s, have been shaving my head for eight years, and get more Tang than a fucking astronaut. I'm just like a lot of you guys, MBTI INTJ, IQ third standard deviation to the right, geek for a living, etc. (Note: introverted.. extremely... but *not* shy).

      Seriously, do that, then get your lame ass over to SimpleFit and do what this guy did and quit fucking whining. If that's too hard get a GymBoss and a ten dollar jump rope. Ten to twenty minutes of interval jump roping can fuck your shit up something proper. One variable you can control is the shape you're in.

      And to those of you who are whining about not getting laid.. if you're under 30 with a horribly shaped cranium, I *might* say 'okay.. sorry about your luck, do what you can'. Over 30, the rules change. After shaving that noggin, you can (as previously stated) either do SimpleFit or some other physical activity (if I were a betting man, I'd bet the majority of you bitching have quite a bit askew aside from your follicle situation), dress a bit better, and.. I'm not making this up.. improve your posture. Chin up, chest out a bit (mainly by pulling those shoulders back, not physically sticking your chest out like a bird) and don't stare at the goddamned ground all the time. I'm no looker, but confidence will get you a looooong way, and the ones that count and are over 30 generally see through the shallow stuff (you did know that in most marriages that 'make it', partners are normally within 1/2 standard deviation of IQ of each other, right? And no, I don't have the cite handy). Short version: have something worthwhile to say.

      I'm sorry if it's harsh, but so many of you live in your head and sit back while things happen, and I used to be like you. You can take corrective action at times. I grew up without much, joined the military, and went from full-on Iron Maiden mullet introvert 6502 jockey cracking Atari 800 software to completely dehumanized in the military (that first head shaving and cold shower along with an assload of med techs injecting you with inoculations while standing there cold and naked works wonders for the self esteem), to a professional software engineer with a career. It puts things in perspective; I worry about cancer, getting shot, whether or not some asshole on Wall Street is going to tank my investments, etc.. my hair (or lack thereof) is way down on the list.

      And if somebody puts you down, always, always consider the source. At least once weekly I find myself thinking "metadata analysis indicates you're a fucking moron.. finished yet? I need to get more coffee?"

      Guy at the water cooler: What's up, chrome dome?
      Me: How original, that the best you got, Algernon? How's life on the tail end.. *snicker*

      Rant over.. sometime during my hitch in the military I converted from totally introverted programmer to a Klingon. It's worked out for me at least. Even nowadays in Counterstrike or Team Fortress I never defend; I'm all about the invasion. I've worked with far too many of you that take shit you don't need to take, and attribute it to a red herring.

      No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

    21. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a male childhood cancer survivor who interacted with many bald females undergoing similar treatment, I have to say that bald women are pretty damn hot, and you're missing out :)

    22. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah look at all the bald presidents we've had.

      Oh wait, we've only had 5, and the last was Eisenhower.

      The stigma against baldness in our appearance-obsessed society is alive and well.

    23. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been bald since I was 25, and usually shave my head. Not always, but I usually cringe when I see a man with a 'horseshoe' pattern of hair like mine, and shave as soon as I can afterward.

      For being mammals, we're awfully uptight about where we have hair and where we don't. Still, I have no problem with people removing hair from places they don't want it, if they have the option. Why should I give a shit if people want to add hair where they do want it, if they have the option? More choice = better. Wanting to change/improve the way you look doesn't necessarily stem from insecurity.

    24. Re:Who cares by artor3 · · Score: 2

      I'm not depressed, therefore you have no right to be! Antidepressant research is a waste of time!

      Get over yourself.

    25. Re:Who cares by kenj123 · · Score: 1

      or maybe its a lot cheaper solution than hiring hookers...

    26. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have been bald since my early 20s. Never had a problem finding a job because my baldness.

      But you are posting on Slashdot, so apparently you haven't had as much luck finding a mate.

    27. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solution for baldness:

      1. No.1 comb all over please Mr Barber
      2. Realise that women don't care (except ones who just have to have a surfer dude; are you a surfer dude?)
      3.Profit!

    28. Re:Who cares by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      Hair protects you from sun >> skin cancer, so take or splash on drugs, and later find that they're increased your risk of .... cancer.
      I'll go with the hat.

    29. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too. A big guy with a shaved head is a good way to have strangers avoid you in public and intimidate them. They've obviously been watching too much television, but it really gets discouraging after a while, especially when cops start watching you like your about to shank somebody.

    30. Re: Who cares by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 1

      Did you just make a sex with cancer patient joke ?

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    31. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think it's only looks that gets you ladies, you're doing it wrong.

      It's 90% attitude / confidence.

    32. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? Did you also shave your eyebrows and pluck your eye lashes?

    33. Re:Who cares by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      "hair protects your head from sunburn"

      You know what works even better for that?

      A hat.

      When I had my hair I never forgot to bring it with me. Now I end up with a new hat every vacation. Luckily, I don't travel much.

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    34. Re:Who cares by Zynder · · Score: 0

      Even if you are depressed, getting a new head of hair is not gonna cure it. Once you get that head of hair you think is holding you back, you'll still come home alone, empty handed, and will continue to be depressed. The lack of hair is not the root cause of your depression- your lonliness is. Your strawman appears to be missing something too. What could that be? Maybe hair! That will make him right for once! I mean OP totally said to cancel all hair and antidepressent research. I know he did!

      Methinks you may want to get over YOURSELF.

    35. Re:Who cares by puto · · Score: 1

      I started shaving my head when I was 32. I met my wife when I was 39 and she was 24. I never had a problem with women, but as soon as I shaved the dome, it fell out of the sky. Job ops or women never became a problem.

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    36. Re:Who cares by Derec01 · · Score: 1

      I like my hair. What more reason do I need? I'm pretty open about using Rogaine; I just would rather be non-bald than bald. It's not the end of the world if I were, but for a reasonable price, I'm willing to take measures.

      Not that you did so, but I get a little annoyed that people that want to keep their hair are always portrayed as insecure and desperate. I view it as no different than paying to keep other things I like, such as pets or a PC gaming habit.

    37. Re:Who cares by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Some of us happen to have godawful ugly heads and those around them can be blissfully grateful for whatever cover the hair upon it can afford, whether this hair is natural or not.

      Have you thought of decals, caps, or racing stripes?

      Or perhaps something else.

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    38. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's lots of fun things you can do with hair. Some people think it would be fun to have a hairstyle.

    39. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But anxiety about the species colonizing the universe is A-OK, right?

    40. Re:Who cares by pspahn · · Score: 1

      As someone who has grown his hair long twice in the last four years for donation purposes, I feel like the opposite could also be said.

      This probably says more about women liking a guy *with a mind of his own* than just another robot. Buck the trends... stand out a little bit... be proud of it. Women love that shit.

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    41. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not. I shave every 2-3 days. Really easy and simpler than when i had hair.

      As opposed to getting a haircut every month?

    42. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with Minoxidil, this method looks more likely to be useful for women, who have cultural bias towards not losing hair.

      It's not cultural; it's biological.

    43. Re:Who cares by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Interesting

      lol that's not his point. His point is, he DOES have baldness, but it doesn't stop him from talking to women. So if you have trouble with talking to women, it's because of a different reason than baldness.

      And his point is right.

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    44. Re:Who cares by friedman101 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you know what a protip is.

      Protip, I have a huge penis. Hope that helps!

    45. Re:Who cares by Chrisq · · Score: 0

      It's this kind of attitude that hold the general public back from scientific curiosity. If we can improve something we should. So nice try Mr. Bald Head Wax salesperson.

      In a world of limited resources having skilled medical researchers working on hair regrowth rather than cancers, heart disease, malaria, antibiotic resistance etc. is hard to justify. And I say this as a slap-head.

    46. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Methinks"? Seriously?

    47. Re: Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Who cares what women think? Seriously I couldn't give a fuck whether they do or do not mind, or do or do not like baldness or hair loss.
      Part of my body is dieing and falling out and that's annoying me.
      Do you keep in shape BECAUSE it is attractive to women? No, I should hope not, you do it because it's important to you.
      You value it for your own reasons.
      Similarly I'm going to take steps to keep something of value to me... I don't care that there are now lines around my eyes, that my for head is wrinkled, that I can't go out several nights in a row and show up to work feeling like I had a full nights sleep... I do care that hair is falling out.
      Is there anything I can do about it? No, not really.
      But I'm glad to see someone's working on it.

    48. Re:Who cares by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Totally. Just look at all the lack of bald actors. Im sure Jason Statham, regrets not having hair every night.

    49. Re:Who cares by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Because never in the history of science has a targeted research project discovered the solution to a completely different problem.

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    50. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you lack the confidence to be outgoing and approach people thats on you..."

      And if a medical condition has caused a disfigurement and has compromised that confidence?

      Sorry, but your approach is a little too arbitrary.

    51. Re:Who cares by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      I shave my head once a week. I don't understand why some guys do the combover. I've even seen young guys do it. They don't realize how completely ridiculous they look - it's easily as bad as all those 'people of Walmart' pics.

    52. Re:Who cares by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      'Tis perfectly cromulent, forsooth. Now begone!

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    53. Re:Who cares by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      So I can get a +10% with the ladies if I had a full head of hair? That sounds like it'd be worth quite a bit of money.

    54. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure George Clooney wishes he was bald every night.

      Just because a small subset of men look good when they're bald doesn't mean everyone does. You responding to counter to everyone who posts saying that this is a good thing for them gives a misrepresentation of the number of people who take your view.

      You might be a very sexy guy being bald, not all of us are. My hair is receding and making it obvious my head is rather large and an odd shape. My hair was never my best feature, but it was doing a good job of covering up my even less attractive scalp.

    55. Re:Who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, what could the issue be then? Do you think the wrong head having hair could be a sticking point?

    56. Re:Who cares by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      John Merrick could talk to women. The question is, what do they reply?

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    57. Re:Who cares by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      1) hair provides protection from the sun 2) hair provides protection from minor head injury (cuts, scrapes, abrasions) as a skateboarder I always tried to have the most hair possible so rolling on the concrete wouldn't cut you up, since losing my hair I dread knocking my head on anything let alone concrete.

    58. Re:Who cares by Zynder · · Score: 1

      "Seriously?" That has to be one of the most over used words since 1980. And you poke fun at me for "methinks"......

  3. Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is was only on the inside of their palms! fapfapfap

  4. Just think of the uses! by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could they grow hair on my elbows using this technique? It would be nice and comfortable whilst leaning against my desk.

    1. Re:Just think of the uses! by operagost · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the tops of my feet, myself. It will kick my hobbit cosplay up a notch. Unfortunately, it will do little for the fact that I am two meters tall.

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    2. Re:Just think of the uses! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      have you considered Sasquatch cosplay? or dye the hair green and be an ent. Both have lower costume budget for the cosplayer.

  5. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by cfalcon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bet you went bald in your teens right bro?

    "Imagine if we applied this effort to shit that bothers me. The fact that some men are almost unable to date doesn't bother ME, so fuck you."

    Gtfo with your high horse. A fix for baldness will prevent tons of suffering.

    Sad thing is, I knew some jackass would get on his high horse the moment that something like this hit slashdot.

  6. Which color? by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Using one's own cells to generate new follicles is useful because hair color and thickness will match perfectly with the rest of someone's head of hairs.

    Assuming that you take samples from the same area, I'd guess. After all, a good number of people have very different hair color and thickness at different parts of the body, like men with dark hair and reddish beards. Do we actually know what controls that?

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    1. Re:Which color? by phorm · · Score: 1

      When my goatee started reddening then a few odd white hairs started showing up shortly after. I've always assumed that the reddening was an intermediary to color-loss. Anyone know enough about hair follicles to comment?

    2. Re:Which color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. I gave up on growing my beard out because it came in dark blond, red (reddish) and brown and black. And not in any kind of cool pattern. I looked like a damn Calico cat. And then I started to get grey hairs in it and it got even worse.

    3. Re:Which color? by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Possibly you are only seeing sun bleaching?

      Do the men with different colour beards wear hats all the time?

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    4. Re:Which color? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Possibly you are only seeing sun bleaching?

      Umm, no.

      Do the men with different colour beards wear hats all the time?

      The hair on my head is darker. Alas, I don't wear hats all the time, but I DO wear pants all the time...

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    5. Re:Which color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreeing with this. Dark blond on my head, red in my beard. Its always been that way. Its even more fun when my arm hair is very blond.

    6. Re:Which color? by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      I think you are correct... from Wikipedia:

      Two types of pigment give hair its color: eumelanin and pheomelanin. Pheomelanin colors hair orange and yellow. All humans have some pheomelanin in their hair. Eumelanin, which has two subtypes of black or brown, determines the darkness of the hair color. A low concentration of brown eumelanin results in blond hair, whereas a higher concentration of brown eumelanin will color the hair brown. High amounts of black eumelanin result in black hair, while low concentrations give gray hair.

      Pheomelanin is more chemically stable than black eumelanin, but less chemically stable than brown eumelanin, so it breaks down more slowly when oxidized. This is why bleach gives darker hair a reddish tinge during the artificial coloring process. As the pheomelanin continues to break down, the hair will gradually become orange, then yellow, and finally white.

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    7. Re:Which color? by pspahn · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but it must be based on *something*. The other morning I scratched my ear and I felt a strange hair. Lo and behold I went looking for more and there were a couple dozen gray hairs, nearly an inch in some cases, growing right out the edge of my earlobe.

      WTF? Where the hell did those come from?

      Study hair growing properties of ear lobes and you will find the answer.

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    8. Re:Which color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can always take a few cells from my pubic area, which doesn't seem to have a problem with hair growth.

    9. Re:Which color? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Dark auburn on my head, every color in my beard but mostly red, dark hair on my body everywhere but my arms and my pubes, which are red too. Go figure.

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    10. Re:Which color? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... so reddening of my hair is just a step towards turning white/grey.
      This is one of those cases where I would rather have been wrong, but at that's some pretty good info regardless.

    11. Re:Which color? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      No, some people just have a difference in hair color between the head and parts of the body. It's just most prominent on men's beards, since it's on full-display right next to the head, and most men don't dye their hair except to hide gray hairs.

      Women have this issue too, but it gets obscured by the greater use of hair dye by women and the general lack of beards. Most people assume that a woman with mismatched hair colors just dyed it.

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    12. Re:Which color? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have different color facial hair, and I can tell you first hand it has nothing to do with the sun/hats. My facial hair comes in a dark red. I have light brown hair on my head.

  7. Be careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just make sure you don't replicate pube follicles by accident.

    1. Re:Be careful... by operagost · · Score: 1

      You'll look like Richard Simmons.

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  8. Hes not just the lead author of a scientific study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's also a client. --dept

  9. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On the other hand, skin and hair are relatively easy to experiment on, making it a fairly reasonable first step, assuming that at least some of the techniques involved can be applied to other areas of regenerative research, such as organ regeneration, dermal regeneration for burn victims, etc.

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  10. so no more Popeil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find the spray does not last long but the hair club for men is a rip off.

  11. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by SplawnDarts · · Score: 3

    I hate to break it to you, but plenty of bald men date without any particular difficulty. Buzz cuts work wonders.

    Being poor or socially awkward is a much bigger inhibitor to dating than baldness.

  12. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Glad to see you are dedicating your entire life to curing cancer instead of posting on Slashdot.

  13. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I suppose that is ironic that I have an easier time dating now that I'm bald than I did when I had a full head of hair. Then again it seems to take more balls to embrace your baldness than to keep trying to hide it and women do tend to prefer men with that level of confidence.

  14. Re: Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Trufax.
    Interviewer: "Would you date this 300 lb bald guy?"
    Attractive female: "Eww, no!"
    Slashdot denizen: "God damn you, baldness! You are the only thing keeping me from getting laid!"

  15. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    At least they won't be able to use being bald as an excuse for not getting laid.
    Maybe now they'll just accept women don't like them, and do something about the real problem.

  16. Do you think Michael Jordon really is suffering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine his ass with a huge afro. You think he'd use this treatment?

  17. Elective Full Body Hair Renewal by cookYourDog · · Score: 1

    ...here I come. I want to finally be a man. With a full and shiny coat of body hair, I'll finally be taken seriously at the board meetings, on the court, and possibly in the bedroom.

    Dear FDA: Please get this to trial and continue disregarding cancer and HIV treatments.

    1. Re:Elective Full Body Hair Renewal by operagost · · Score: 1

      On the bad side, you'll constantly be pranked over spicy beef jerky.

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    2. Re:Elective Full Body Hair Renewal by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Dear FDA: Please get this to trial and continue disregarding cancer and HIV treatments.

      Are you trolling or just stupid? Or is it a lame attempt at a joke?

  18. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    wow that's a lot of aggression there. You sound like it touches you personally. Maybe he is not a jackass. maybe you are to thin skinned. Maybe scientific research should be applied to underlying cause of such insecurity. I think mental illness if a much bigger cause of suffering than a desperate comb over.

  19. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    No, no, it is just they keep asking out obvious lesbians.

  20. Dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hair doesn't get women.. MONEY gets women.

    You know... Money... Like what you wasted a fuckload of trying to keep your hair...

    1. Re:Dumb... by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2

      That's why my toupee is made entirely of $100 bills.

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  21. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I bet you went bald in your teens right bro?

    He could have gone grey at 16 like my brother did.

    Seriously, though, it's just not that big of a deal. If you think it is, it becomes one; if you don't think it is, it isn't.

    Women typically respond to confidence and status/wealth signals. Having hair has nothing to do with that, or shouldn't.

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  22. Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Fabio and I are relieved! We've been pulling our hair out worrying over this..

    Seriously, are we not past this, I got to have hair to be a man thing yet? I guess in today's plastic surgery, photo shop and fake tan world this is par for the course. Vanity of vanities, all is vanity. Folks, generally you are as attractive as you THINK you are (with some notable exceptions who have egos which are too big). Personally I prefer the company of folks who take care of themselves but are not preoccupied with appearance. Be comfortable with who you are, you will be happier in the long run.

    (That goes for you ladies too..)

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    1. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Seriously, are we not past this, I got to have hair to be a man thing yet?

      True story: A friend and I have finished an afternoon of skiing and we're sitting in the bar afterwards enjoying irish coffee. Discussion drifts to this very subject, how much society appears to demand a full head of man-hair and how much money is spent on products trying to achieve this. We had both agreed that this was all silly and narcissistic and although we're both going a little bald we'd never do any of those things.

      The waitress, young and pretty, comes by to refresh our drinks and lingers at the table since there's not many in the bar, and we ask her the question -- what does she think of society's insistence on thick hair?

      She said it was ridiculous. The presence or absence of hair doesn't make you any more intelligent or resourceful and it's stupid that men would be judged in that fashion. She equated it to judging women on breast size, which she thought was equally ridiculous.

      So, my friend asked if she'd go out with a bald guy?

      She laughed. "A bald guy? Are you kidding? No." ...and walked away.

      And so, we left our caps on...

      The point being, there are people who are obsessed with their hair. My nephew started using Rogaine at 18, not because his hair was thinning (it wasn't) but because he thought it might some day and he wanted to get a head start on keeping it.

      But even for those of us who don't care, some of us think we should do something about it, because the rest of the world *does* care.

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    2. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The world cars less everyday. 30 yeas ago? yeah, outcast. Today? pffft. Once action movie stars starting appearing bald(Bruce Willis) people cared less.
      Anyone can find a vapid waitress.

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    3. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she was a lesbian???

    4. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by roc97007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe she was a lesbian???

      Now that you mention, she did say that, but I said that's ok, how are things in Beirut?

      I've been waiting since 1971 to use that joke.

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    5. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by Derec01 · · Score: 2

      Um, okay.

      I like my hair. It's really just about as simple as that. I use Rogaine for that, and it seems to have stalled the loss for a while. It won't work in the long term. If the cost becomes unreasonable, I would stop.

      To me, it's exactly the same as paying to keep/obtain other things I like, such as pets or clothing. I don't understand why wanting to keep it is necessarily a proxy for my insecurity. I'd like to keep my fitness level too, but that also will inevitably decline.

      All is vanity in the end anyway, so I guess you just hang out with hermits?

    6. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by operagost · · Score: 1

      No, but some men prefer to have hair while others don't. Some of us look great bald, like Patrick Stewart and Michael Jordan. Others... not so much. If you plan on criticizing others for modifying their appearance, you're basically going to be going against over 90% of the population.

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    7. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      What ever floats your boat. I'm just advising that one should learn to be happy with their appearance. You will be happier, because we all are destine to get older.

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    8. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Sad but true. Our media culture tells us that you have to have certain characteristics to be attractive, and it's easy to see that we don't measure up. Few people can live up to the ideal appearance anyway so why buy into the lie?

      In the mean time, we are enticed to spend time and money in a vain attempt to meet some impossible goal, and when we fail we are unhappy. I say, keep your money and be happy with what you have. At least for the 99.9% of us who are really just "normal" anyway.

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    9. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, thanks to choosing the right grandparents I have a full head of hair at age 61, and shaved heads seems to be the rule among those in their thirties. After my last haircut I swore to never let anybody under 40 cut my hair again, I asked for a light trim and almost got a crew cut.

      But it gets cold here so I'm glad I'm not bald, hair is a great insulator. I usually don't get mine cut between late November to early March. If I were bald I'd welcome this just to keep my head warm.

      Women will cheer this more than men. Women my age are usually not too attractive anyway, there are a few bald women where I work and I don't think viagra would help with them.

      Yes, kids, that's why grandpa has those blue pills; grandma isn't as hot as she used to be.

    10. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noone hangs out with Hermits!

    11. Re:Yea, Been Pullin' my hair out over this... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      She laughed. "A bald guy? Are you kidding? No." ...and walked away.

      There's an evolutionary reason for that. They've recently discovered a link between male pattern baldness and heart disease, so most likely that's the reason why women shy away from bald men -- bad genes. Unfortunately for the bald guys, that's one that's apparent. There are probably a whole lot that aren't.

      I think we're more driven by instinct than most people think.

  23. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by phorm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I shaved my head down once, and it looked *terrible*, especially compared to when I just kept my hair long. Not everyone has a nice clean shiny skull to show off. Some of us have scars, discolorations/birthmarks, that can be nicely covered up with a full (or even partial) head of hair. Add to that various things that are more likely to show up with a shaved head and too much sun (such as said discolorations, or even melanoma) and there are plenty of reasons to keep ones hair beyond simple vanity.

  24. As a man who currently shaves his head bald by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    And looks damn good with a bald head, I say: bring it on! The only way I will ever have hair again... is if I can have a JESUS-MANE of hair! Damn straight! I'll grow that out down to my shoulders! Hell yeah!!! Go long, or go bald--No in-betweens!!!!

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    1. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by roc97007 · · Score: 2

      And looks damn good with a bald head, I say: bring it on! The only way I will ever have hair again... is if I can have a JESUS-MANE of hair! Damn straight! I'll grow that out down to my shoulders! Hell yeah!!! Go long, or go bald--No in-betweens!!!!

      How about long and bald? At the local hippy-fair I see a lot of heads that are bald on the top with a long fringe tied back in a rather stringy pony tail. I haven't decided whether it's a common fashion statement or part of the uniform.

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    2. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by jamesh · · Score: 1

      And looks damn good with a bald head, I say: bring it on! The only way I will ever have hair again... is if I can have a JESUS-MANE of hair! Damn straight! I'll grow that out down to my shoulders! Hell yeah!!! Go long, or go bald--No in-betweens!!!!

      How about long and bald? At the local hippy-fair I see a lot of heads that are bald on the top with a long fringe tied back in a rather stringy pony tail. I haven't decided whether it's a common fashion statement or part of the uniform.

      I basically stopped getting my hair cut at around 14, and had a pony tail from then until my late 20's. Then my hair started thinning on top - probably not noticeable to most but I could definitely tell there was less up there than there used to be. Then I got a crop of sebaceous cysts (i have very oily skin which is apparently a contributing factor). I got all those cut out, waited for the stitches to come out, then shaved it all down to a #2 clipper cut. No way I was going with the bald top and pony tail. I'm approaching 40 now and there isn't a lot left on top, although there is enough than when I do my regular cut with a #0.5 comb I definitely feel colder.

      I don't think i'd bother with any sort of treatment to put more hair on top, and definitely would never muck around with drugs that tinker with testosterone levels, which I think is the currently available treatment.

    3. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You want a head with hair? Long beautiful hair? Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen?

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    4. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      I want a head with hair so badass that I could get away with saying "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful".

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    5. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

      It's part of the uniform, especially for uptight Seattleites. I refuse to go that route though... I want my Jesus-mane, or nothing at all.

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    6. Re:As a man who currently shaves his head bald by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      those are just Old Hippies, they don't know what to do.

  25. Re:Stop all AIDS/Cancer research now by phorm · · Score: 1

    Who knows, one might be related to another - or at least come up research results pertinent to another - especially when you start talking about things like cell growth, etc.

    I'd always heard rumour that a particularly popular libedo-enhancing product was the result of a side-effect in researching other blood-flow related topics (instant-tan or something like that)?

  26. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine what we could do if we applied the same level of effort to problems that mattered...

    Oh you mean like space exploration? Yeah, that was somewhat worthwhile, until it went bankrupt.

    You mean like finding cures for horrible diseases? Why should we find cures when treatments are soooo much more profitable? Greed and corruption at it's finest.

    How about pain management? Yeah, we do great at that shit. America has become a legalized opium den, run by Big Pharma, who create more addicts in a single day than the worst meth labs could produce in a month.

    Perhaps we should talk about world peace? Yeah, that one's fucked too due to greed and corruption initiating highly profitable wars instead of finding peace.

    Please, feel free to expound upon how we humans are supposed to work on "problems that mattered" without feeling like it's fucking pointless.

    (makes a cure for balding look pretty damn noble, doesn't it...)

  27. NASA by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    NASA's mission was to go to the moon, but along the way they they discovered scratch resistant lenses and memory foam. I have both in my house right now.

    The point is a discovery is something new and beautiful, no matter what the reasons for looking were. I can easily imagine some offshoot of this technology fixing some other skin condition like shingles or eczema.

    As for the "this helps people's suffering" vs "quit whining and just shave your head" argument, I started balding at 14. I'm happy with my shaved head now, but at the time it started it felt like motherfucking Armageddon. Suddenly girls were a terribly important concern and I looked like a radiation accident. I wouldn't wish that kind of social suffering on anyone. Especially an awkward 14 year old fer chrissakes. It was miserable.

    That being said, I greatly enjoy my shaved head now and if this treatment were to become available I wouldn't take it. Being hairless (once you're the right age anyways) is actually rather nice. You look just fine in the morning, rain doesn't bother me because I have no hair to mess up, and driving with my windows down feels wonderful in the summer.

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  28. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because this will make a company a whole lot of fucking money, that's why. Not everyone wants to look like a Moonie.

  29. Scalp? by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    Wake me when they've managed to grow chest hair.

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    1. Re:Scalp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake me when they've managed to grow chest hair.

      Will do.

      So, has your voice changed yet, or are you still waiting on your first public hair too?

      Just curious about the age demographic here.

    2. Re:Scalp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Big fan of Burt Reynolds? You can have some of mine.

    3. Re:Scalp? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      "Public hair?" Tragic autocorrect error, or just trying to avoid a PG-13?

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    4. Re:Scalp? by Highland+Deck+Box · · Score: 1

      As the owner of a luxuriant chest pelt but thinning head of hair, wake me up when they can tell your body to move hair production to different areas.

    5. Re:Scalp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll be happy to donate. I've got enough to supply a family of 5 and their dog

    6. Re:Scalp? by ericcc65 · · Score: 1

      Eat your vegetables...it'll put hair on your chest.

  30. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by dasunt · · Score: 1

    I hate to break it to you, but plenty of bald men date without any particular difficulty.

    What about bald women? It's rare, but it's possible to get male pattern baldness in women.

    I suspect they find dating quite difficult.

  31. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > making it a fairly reasonable first step

    Step 2: Celebrity crotch hair for an extra fee. Who doesn't want Taylor Swift's atop their middle-aging pathetic pate?

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  32. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    If baldness prevented dating, it would of been solved generations ago.

    That it is not tells us that it does not significantly effect dating.

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  33. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure women never suffer from male pattern baldness.

    Other forms of hair loss can effect them. However, that's much rarer, and those can also effect men. Baldness is almost exclusively a male issue.

  34. Idiocracy by wisnoskij · · Score: 2, Informative

    "but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

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    1. Re:Idiocracy by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

      Thats exactly what came to my mind. I cant understand why people obsess over that shit so much. I went bald when i was just getting into my 20s and never cared.

    2. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're not bald or impotent.

    3. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Was reading various news sources about this. It is strange that a lot of people attack this research. They say that we should be trying to fix more important things and baldness isn't important. You don't see that kind of reaction for women's makeup or even digital devices. How about movies? According to people like you, if it isn't a cure for poverty or disease, we shouldn't be researching it.

    4. Re:Idiocracy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It's seems pretty meaningless now. In the 50's, being bald would pretty much make you an outcast.

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    5. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep: because there weren't bald heads of state*, actors, leaders of movements, leaders of industry, etc pre-1960. Idiot.

      * sic !

    6. Re:Idiocracy by psithurism · · Score: 2

      "but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

      So, by your example, they should instead be commenting on news stories that don't interest them?

      Research that improves peoples' lives is great. Sometimes that means curing diseases and saving lives, exploring space and inspiring awe, but other other times that means letting old people get it on and making people happy.

    7. Re:Idiocracy by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Yep: because there weren't bald heads of state*, actors, leaders of movements, leaders of industry, etc pre-1960. Idiot.

      you can be all those things and still be a social outcast. or be those things because you are a social outcast.

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    8. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means that he has never left his basement. If he stops having erections it'll just free up more of his time to comment on slashdot

    9. Re:Idiocracy by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Actors and directors don't work in the science field, making movies does not reduce the number of scientific researches.

    10. Re:Idiocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why Ike never became president.

    11. Re:Idiocracy by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      "but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

      Snarky but untrue. The greatest minds are probably at the LHC and NASA and ESA, and the best biochemists are probably doing research on AIDS, cancer, and heart disease.

      In fact, you mentioned Viagra, that was invented as a remedy for high blood pressure, and it didn't work. The effects that did work were a surprise; Viagra didn't come from trying to prolong erections, it came from trying to prolong life. The erections were a happy accident.

  35. Is there any reason...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any reason why this wouldn't work on balding women?

  36. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gtfo with your high horse. A fix for baldness will prevent tons of suffering.

    Suffering? Give me a fucking break. You don't suffer from lack of hair, you suffer from emotional self-esteem issues and hair is just what you've chosen to focus on instead of dealing with your real underlying problems.

    IF you're having trouble getting a date, your bald head is not the problem. It's a combination of your lack of self-esteem and shopping for the wrong type of girl. There are plenty of goddamn butt fucking ugly people out there hooking up every day- looks are not nearly as important as the ads on TV told you. Seriously man, go get yourself a decent suit, I'm not talking about spending thousands of bucks, go drop $200 on a decent set of threads and spend the $50 to have them tailored to fit. And shoes- many guys don't think they matter but shoes are HUGE to women, and I'm not saying that to be a dick it's just true. Brush your teeth, take a fucking shower, and don't load up on the fucking perfume (sorry, "cologne"). And quit acting so desperate, women can smell the reek of it on you and even the loosest, dirtiest slut will pass you by. CLEAN YOUR EARS.
    Women are creatures of emotion, no matter how much they try to protest and claim otherwise.

    A bald head is awesome to most chicks. Not a half-bald head, a completely bald head. Don't shave right before you go out, do it for a few weeks until you get the hang of it and stop giving yourself razor rash. A half-bald man is getting old and worn out, a completely bald man is a fucking badass, and that's what women want whether they admit it or not.

  37. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by cfalcon · · Score: 2

    You're kidding yourself if you think you have access to the same pool of women you would if you weren't bald. An attractive man with a good head of hair has far more options than an attractive man who is bald. Especially if your baldness happens in your teens. As a freshman in college (when I had just turned 18), people thought I was some old guy returned to the dorms, even though I was younger than all of them. A couple years later as a TA, I asked the students to guess my age- the lowest number was 28, at the time six years older than my actual age. Hiding my hairline with a hat elicited absolute gasps, as the students realized the truth- I was at most two years older than any of them.

    Most guys don't deal with hair loss until they are well into adulthood, if not old or middle aged. But it can shit on you in your 20s, and it is absolutely absurd in your teens.

    But baldness will fuck over any guy who it happens to in the dating market. There are women who prefer bald men, but there are also women who will only date guys with nice hair. As a bald guy, you are competing exclusively in the first camp. As a guy with a nice head of hair, you have your pick of both fields.

  38. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by cfalcon · · Score: 2

    Grey is unfortunate, but it's at least possible to dye your hair convincingly and indefinitely. There's no medical solution for baldness yet- if there was, you know John Travolta would have been all over it, right? So baldness you are just fucked with it, and it needs a solution, and it doesn't need a bunch of jackwads pretending that we shouldn't try to solve it because it isn't fucking cancer, or that it's a trifling matter. Fuck them, and if you agree with them, fuck you too.

  39. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by cfalcon · · Score: 1

    Egyptians shaved most of their hair and only wore wigs. Throughout history, this has been the style many times. Obviously long ago enough, baldness was considered very attractive- or it wouldn't have been selected for, which it was (it offers no inherent advantages physically, so it's a reasonable enough guess).

    As recent as a century and a half ago it was still the fashion for many men to go about wearing wigs, which were done in styles that natural hair could never achieve. Today, wearing a wig is seen completely differently.

    Ergo, your comment about dating is not relevant. Especially when you consider the more traditional, non "Romeo and Juliet" schemes of mate finding more popular in the past (and still pretty popular outside western culture).

  40. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Why would he dye it?

    Grey never stopped him from getting girls.

    But then, I've only worked on malaria, TB, Parkinson's, TBIs, and now Alzheimer's ...

    You know, serious things.

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  41. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, baldness would have been "solved" generations ago, assuming that: 1) the men who went bald in previous generations hadn't already had a bunch of children by the time they went bald, and 2) the men who went bald in previous generations hadn't already entered reproductive senescence by the time they went bald.

    Of course both of those conditions are untrue, so your statement is nonsense.

  42. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    I have been bald since my early 20s. What suffering? I have no problems finding dates.

  43. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Poor
    Socially Awkward
    Bald

    Only one of those three has 0% chance of being reduced, much less cured, through perseverance and hard work.

  44. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    I have been bald since my early 20s. Never had a problem dating. I also just shaved my head and never gave a fuck so dont lack the confidence of some guy ashamed of his baldness.

  45. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    First off, obviously the comment can only apply to cultures with the same dating style of procreation and dislike for baldness. And some Asian culture of liking bald men, has no effect on the genetic mutation of the North American group.
    And I did not say it would be been bread out thousands of years ago, but that it would of been bread out generations ago.

    If boldness significantly effected dating it would not take thousands of years to get rid or it. Something that visible, wholly genetic, black and white, and directly to do with procreating would sort it self out in a handful of generations.

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  46. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    I actually have been bald since my early 20s which makes this so fucking funny to me. Like you said, women and people in general respond to confidence. People like to blame their insecurities on other things than themselves. I wonder if my comment would have been modded down if i had said i was bald from the get go.

  47. it could be cheaper than hookers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just sayin....

  48. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's your problem, man up and shave the rest of it off already! Full heads of hair are sexy, clean bald heads are sexy as well, but that in between stage is not. Get it over with, if you keep trying to hide it women will continue to smell your insecurity a mile away.

  49. Good news/Bad news by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

    The good news is it grows hair. The bad news is you now have pubic hair on your head.

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    1. Re:Good news/Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  50. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever seen "From Paris with Love"? The only effect from being bald in that movie was that is made Travolta believably badass.

  51. Re: Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My understanding is that the female scientist responsible for this breakthrough started working on this some 20 odd years ago due to her own balding problem.

  52. I'll believe it... by Alejux · · Score: 1

    when I see it!

  53. Don't Get Obsessed with Buzz Cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I started going visibly bald in my early 20s. . (the actual process started in my teens). . . At first I was freaking out, to the point of lying awake at night fretting.

    I went through the normal stages of acceptance. Got physically very fit (something I *could* control), and cut it progressively shorter, eventually going to the shaved head. It turned out to be no big deal at all - no problem with jobs, starting business, dating, getting laid, getting married, settling down.

    Now in my late 30s, I decided - who needs the damn buzz cut? Everyone says "to accept being bald you have to shave it". . . well fuck that!!! I'm growing the damn shit long. So now it hangs down the sides and back like a renaissance man. And it looks fucking awesome. I am giving Gandalf a run for his money.

  54. Alternative by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Stop judging people based on hair.

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  55. Damn! by PPH · · Score: 2

    I've spent the last few decades cultivating a natural reverse Mohawk.

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  56. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you went bald in your teens then nature wanted you to be a pathetic lonely man and not leave your hairless offspring roaming earth. This research is against the best interest in human evolution.

  57. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by artor3 · · Score: 1

    Literally the second sentence of TFA:

    The approach could significantly expand the use of hair transplantation to women with hair loss, who tend to have insufficient donor hair.

  58. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except it generally occurs after prime reproduction age, meaning there would be little to no selective pressure against it, especially if baldness co-occurs with other, advantageous mutations.

  59. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bald head is awesome to most chicks. Not a half-bald head, a completely bald head.

    Keep telling yourself that, baldy.

  60. Excuse me but STFU by Guy+From+V · · Score: 1

    Where the hell did all the hostility come from in this thread? I'm sure going bald and being bald affects people in vastly different ways, just as it affects other people's reaction and interaction with them. This could possibly be a great discovery for something that negatively impacts a great deal of people, mostly guys...but a few women as well. Alternatively, a great deal of people, both those affected and those interacting with those affected, could give a shit less...which is great. That doesn't mean this wouldn't be almost a damn miracle to some guys or gals; it also would be a fantastic achievement in and of itself that probably would be a starting point for other achievements. And, as was blatantly said before, this would generate veritable mountains of cash for some industries, when is that not reason enough for something to strive for...usually that's the only damn reason. So, everyone with all the "advice" to the people who think that this would be great for them and about how they should "get over it" and man up or whatever shit they're peddling about how much action they get: Fuck off and shut up. I'm not bald (yet) but I can tell you if my head looks as bad as I think it would without hair I'd probably be all over this like Persis Khambatta on Voyager 6. Or something.

  61. RTFA before you write the headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have not grown any new hair on balding men. The closest they've come is to grow human hair on human skin stuck on a mouse.

    Are we mice or men?

  62. Unclear on what the disease is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If hair loss is a disease, what else is? Are my brown hair and eyes a disease? I know some people prefer blondes, and if I lived in Sweden I'd have a disease, right?

    Big noses? How big before it's a disease? What about big feet? Small feet? Man boobs. Totally a disease, right? Or are they a symptom? Maybe hair loss is a symptom too. Chemo and radiation patients lose their hair, but chemo is a treatment. Sometimes radiation is a treatment. Sometimes it's an injury. Hair loss. Maybe it's an injury if you cut it. Yeah. Bad haircut. I can get workman's comp for that right?

  63. Cool by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    What if I wanted more hair, like, EVERYWHERE? Can I have it done in time for my Chewbacca costume this Halloween?

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  64. Gray is worse (though bald + gray is worst of all) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try going gray in your early 20s. It's almost as bad. I bought my first box of dye before I was old enough to legally buy vodka or beer.

    I wish to god someone would make a dye for men that doesn't suck. Men DO have different coloring needs for women. Our hair is shorter and sparser, so skin stains show up easily, and the gray roots show up within a day. An ideal dye for men would be one that gets applied in two parts:

    Part 1: a mordant like isatin + p-aminophenol that forms a robust, deep color within the hair follicle, but doesn't stain skin, doesn't build up, and seems to react directly with the sulfur in the hair to form the color. It's an amazing chemical, but unfortunately, it's a one-trick pony, and the color it forms directly is pretty nasty. Hence, the need for Part 2.

    Part 2: a dye with zero affinity for keratin (unfortunately, both hair AND skin are chemically similar) that quickly bonds to the mordant formed by part 1.

    Clairol tripped over the formula for part 1 about 20 years ago, but didn't do jack shit with it because they couldn't figure out how to turn it into a general-purpose dye suitable for women. Other companies (mostly Japanese and German) have been working on Part 2 for years, but they're still hung up on "it doesn't really do anything of value for women that existing products don't do."

    I think guys would KILL for a dye that works dependably, without stains, buildup, or visible roots, and can be used daily (if necessary) to eliminate new white roots as they grow in, even if it meant spending an hour. The problem with current dye products isn't the time they take... it's the fact that they stain skin like a mofo, and do a shit job of covering new white growth on hair that's been previously-dyed.

    Please, someone read this and make it happen. I've personally played with the formula in part 1. It works, it's just not suitable as a final color and needs some as-yet undiscovered part 2 dye to nudge it in the right direction for cool dark blond to medium brown. Even if we had to apply part 1 before bed, and part 2 in the morning, it would be a huge improvement over what we have now.

    Reference: http://patents.justia.com/patent/4921503

  65. This is not a cure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not a cure, this is just a temporary "patch" that does not address the reason for going bald in the first place: the buildup of DHT in the scalp that kills hair follicles.

  66. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Terwin · · Score: 1

    Some forms of deafness are also caused by hair loss(the little hairs in the inner ear).

  67. Re:Do you think Michael Jordon really is suffering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imagine his ass with a huge afro.

    Did you think about that before hitting "Submit"?

  68. Balding Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you thought of decals, caps, or racing stripes?

    Of how about a black porkpie hat, dark sunglasses, a goatee, and an oxford shirt and khaki slacks.

  69. I Care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hair keeps your head warm.
    Hair keeps your head cool and from being sunburned.
    Hair allows some slippage when your head hits something, bare skin grips and tears. My bald head gets cut FAR more often and far more severely than when I had hair.
    Hair prevents your head from sticking to smooth surfaces like leather chair backs or headrests in cars.
    Hair can make a difference in attractiveness and perceived virility
    Hair makes a difference in perception of age.

    Basically, anyone who does not have the choice of whether to have a head of hair or or shave it, they care. A lot. Shaving does not resolve many of the issues.

  70. I really hope it works... by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    ...and everyone uses it. I'd love to be the last bald man in the world. A rare breed.

    Seriously, what the hell? It's not a disease. It make convertibles more comfortable. It costs a drop of sunscreen or a hat.

    I guess some people will cry over anything.

    1. Re:I really hope it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women can go bald too

    2. Re:I really hope it works... by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      Women are wicked sexy when they do.

  71. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Why would he dye it?

    Grey never stopped him from getting girls.

    But then, I've only worked on malaria, TB, Parkinson's, TBIs, and now Alzheimer's ...

    You know, serious things.

    We have a world that provides consumers with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". In that context, curing baldness is moral imperative.

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  72. The DHT thing is the "theory" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... not the actual verified cause. And that is why most of the "solutions" that try to control DHT fail miserably.

  73. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by puto · · Score: 1

    Not really. I was goodlooking with hair, but when i shaved my head my stock went up. But then I have a personality.

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  74. Mice! It was Mice. Misleading title by Maxmin · · Score: 1

    "After a few days, the cultured papillae were transplanted between the dermis and epidermis of human skin that had been grafted onto the backs of mice. In five of the seven tests, the transplants resulted in new hair growth that lasted at least six weeks."

    "More work needs to be done before the method can be tested in humans, according to the researchers. “We need to establish the origins of the critical intrinsic properties of the newly induced hairs... blah blah blah."

    Did the OP even read the linked article? Still, "Scientists Induce New Hair Growth In Balding Men" did get it onto /.'s homepage. A much-used strategy.

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  75. I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I question how honest someone is being to themselves when they say that they are going bald or are bald and yet state it has not affected them. I've been bald for since the 90's. Do I worry about being bald? No. Am I aware I am bald? Every day.

    I have no guilt about money being spent on 'unbalding' research. We're not talking about cosmetic surgery or injections, but instead returning something that has been lost to me.

    To all the people, bald or hairy, that think going bald is no big deal. If the world was a fair place then yes, having no hair would not matter, and neither would other superficial things, but we don't reside in some fairy-tale realm. Unfortunately we have to deal with the real world and deal with real people that judge you on you appearance which includes height, body weight, the clothes you wear, swagger, body decorations like tattoos an piercings, and of course YOUR HAIR!

    Baldness adds years to your age. I'm not talking about shaved heads. I mean being bald and still letting your hair grow at the back and sides. 5-10 year easily gets added on.
    Thankfully shaved-heads have been an acceptable style for the past 20 years. Unfortunately not everyone can shave their head and still look good. Many men have Charlie Brown heads.
    As much as women say they find bald men sexy, those women are few and far between, and the bald men they are attracted to are usually 'larger than life' men like movie stars. In the real world the majority of women consider balding men unattractive.

    Everyone knows that baldness is very emotionally debilitating, but it also affects you physically.
    -You're colder in the winter because of the lack of hair thus less insulation. Sometimes I even have to wear a hat or toque indoors. I find hats uncomfortable. Debilitating no, but it is annoying.
    -the sun quickly cooks your cranium in the summer because there's no hair to insulate you from the sun's rays. Wear a hat you say? Well hat's make it worse if you shave your head because the hat forms an air-tight seal with your shaven head, preventing any air circulation underneath your hat. It's either shade or a bandanna or put up with the sun beaming down on the cranium for us baldies.
    -Hair acts as a cushion your head when you bang your head on something. Hair also has sensory functionality and warns you when something is about to touch it. When you have a chrome-dome, that sensory function is gone. Don't believe me? Hold your hand out and slowly move it towards your head and you hair will pick up and feel your hand while it is still inches away.
    -Hair hides stuff on your head. I have numerous acne scars on the back of my head that make me feel uncomfortable if others see. A coworker recently had a tumor removed from her brain. They went in through the upper back of her skull. Her scar is not visible because she has thick long flowing hair which hides the scar. That scar would be visible from thirty feet away on my shaved head.

    Those above items will seem trivial to many, but they are things I have to be conscious of and work around at times. You don't realize what a full head of hair does for you until it's gone.

    1. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't realize what a full head of hair does for you until it's gone.

      Of if its you have that very full head of hair (i do) and work in an office with bald/balding co-workers of a similar age.

      A few years ago, I never really noticed, but now in the last couple of years when the others really have started to lose their follicles, it's at least once a week that the subject gets mentioned, usually in some joke or other or by one of the female colleagues who gently teases the less hirsute of the group comparing them to me. I know she is only trying to lighten the mood, but I can see the poor guys get embarrased when she leaves. Although, I don't know who is more embarrased, them or me.

      So yes I would have to agree with you.

      Society can be so cruel.

    2. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're talking about YOURSELF. I've been bald for decades and I LOVE being bald, I would hate to have hair. It's who I am. Women DO find bald men sexy- nobody ever confused a bald man with a woman, did they.

    3. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention the annoyance of having to shave a whole head twice a week, because if you let it grow out just a few millimeters, you instantly age 10 years.

    4. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This might be psychological, but I notice a disproportionate number of men with full heads of hair as the CxO of companies or other top positions.

      I am 30 and losing my hair currently, so it could be my brain remembering those with hair and forgetting when I see one without...but look at US Presidents, CEOs, superintendents, etc, and I think you'll find a higher than average hair count.

      Even with "fair workplaces" with equal opportunity, beauty still plays a significant role in the selection process and I think hair is still considered youthful beauty, giving those full heads of hair an advantage.

    5. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by Inda · · Score: 1

      First, if there was a magic pill for hair growth, I'd probably take it. Then again, I probably wouldn't as there are better things to spend my cash on.

      Started losing my hair at 19. It didn't bother me then; it doesn't bother me now. It's in no way "emotionally debilitating". I haven't been to a barbers in 15 years and I don't miss the monthly waste of time.

      Hats in the cold: Where I live, everyone wears a hat in the cold. It doesn't matter if you have hair or not.

      Hats in the hot: You should wear one even if you have hair. There are plenty of hats with air holes for circulation. You need more than one; wash them often.

      Chicks dig scars. Head scars are cool. I have a few beauties. The four from the metalwork used to hold my broken jaws together are not nice but they have been a nice topic of conversation more than once.

      Embrace the baldness, number one.

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    6. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by EStrat · · Score: 1

      It is SO easy to cut your head when you're bald, and I'm not talking about a cut when shaving. As said above, hair really protects you when you bang your head into something. If you have hair, you may not even break the skin, and if you do have a bump or a cut it's under your hair. If you're bald, you'll almost certainly draw blood, and the cut or bandage will be there for everyone to see. And then try shaving with that gash there!

    7. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by __aarzwb9394 · · Score: 1
      The one thing that certainly looks worse than losing your hair is pretending that you didn't lose it.

      "something that has been lost to me" this applies to those desperate fools who pay for cosmetic surgery too. They "lost" non-saggy tits, a flat stomach, absence of crow's feet etc and believe mutiliating themselves somehow looks better than having dignity.

      Sensory function: most of us are very aware of things being near your head anyway and the number of times you rely on such sense input must be pretty tiny

      Indoor hats in the winter: you must have very unusual sensitivity to cold, or perhaps your house is just far too cold. Do you also need gloves indoors? My hands get cold a lot more quickly than my head.

      Sun hats and their "Air tight seal"?? Nonsense. Buy better hats. If there is such a tight fit, the hat is too small for you.

      The person who quoted Idiocracy was dead right. Spending more time helping people like you be less obsessed and terrified of not being 19 anymore would be more worthwhile.

    8. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Shave your head, wear a hat, and stop whining.

      You think you feel your hand when it's several inches away because you know where it is, fool. Your hand has the same charge as the rest of you, you can't feel it. You're imagining things because you miss your hair. Now, your hairs may well pull towards or away other people, that's a real thing.

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    9. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by intermodal · · Score: 1

      I've been slowly growing bald, and personally, I wish it would just accelerate. Worrying about how beautiful your scalp might be is a bit too much of a firstworldproblem for me to take seriously.

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    10. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by __aarzwb9394 · · Score: 1

      Is it not easier to treat a wound initially if it is in a hairless area? Swings & roundabouts

    11. Re:I have no problem with wanting my hair back. by ltsmash · · Score: 1

      I've never cried after seeing something on the Internet, and I least expected it to happen on Slashdot, but I cried after reading this post. Your post really shows the daily struggles that bald people experience. I really hope they find the cure to baldness someday. Don't despair though. Science is ever making advances. I'm sorry if I ever offended anyone with my ignorance about baldness, and will never make light of it again.

  76. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

    There are women who prefer bald men, but there are also women who will only date guys with nice hair.

    And to both groups of women, I'm tempted to say "avoid them". I can sort of understand the "prefer" part. But, the whole notion that your hair or lack there of may be a deciding factor is a good sign to avoid dating a person. Going out of your way to try to ingratiate yourself to such a person is a sure path to show your willingness to cower to their whim for the rest of your life. Unless that's something you're aiming for...well, you know. :)

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  77. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew someone would build a horse of equal size to respond to the original high horse, so I built an elephant.

  78. Captain Picard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there were to be a cure for baldness Captain Picard would have used it. Therefore it is impossible.

    1. Re:Captain Picard by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      No, Kirk would have used it. Picard knows he can pull off the dome.

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    2. Re:Captain Picard by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Incorrect.

      Patrick Stewart's Male Pattern Baldness (androgenetic alopecia) had rendered him mostly bald by age 19. In fact, when he first tried out to for the "Star Trek" part, Stewart wore a wig, but Trek creator Gene Roddenberry nixed it, preferring the bald look. A reporter later goaded Roddenberry, "Surely they would have cured baldness by the 24th century." The Trekkie's comeback? "In the 24th century, they wouldn't care." A TV Guide poll named Stewart "Sexiest Man on Television" in 1992, proving Roddenberry's point four centuries early.

      From http://mentalfloss.com/article/19433/3-bald-encounters-set-star-trek#ixzz2iT1NI3pu

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  79. Re:Mice! It was Mice. Misleading title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, the human hair cells are being tested on mice. That's the usual way to test these procedures before moving on to humans.

    However, the title is really misleading, because the females will benefit more from this, because they got less hair to be moved from different bodyparts to the head and baldiness in women is socially less accepted than in males.

  80. Yeah by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ooh that looks like an unbiased url. If you weren't an AC it would almost look trustworthy.

    Medical evidence belongs on reputable peer reviewed sites, not on advocacy sites funded by hate mongerers. Track the sites origin to its roots.

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    1. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't be a nitwit.
      Google is your friend. That page links here, and here's the damn "reputable peer reviewed Scientific Journal".
      And just so you know, Contrary to what the mainstream media would have you believe, Men's Rights Advocacy isn't for hate-mongers, its memebers are frequently also Women's Rights Activists, and many vocal members are Women. It's actually the opposition that's hateful. The feminists have a majority voice in media and politics right now, so I don't blame you if you adopt their easy to believe lies without wondering why they're not based on any science, but untestable opinionated ideas instead...

      Interestingly, ABC also brought us D is for Dad and Dumb" the weekend of this past Father's Day... Wha? But isn't that kind of... anti-men? You wouldn't have a segment like that on mother's day eh? Interesting that I made this comment on the 20/20 article page about the "manosphere", and provided a link to the source of some of their material that proves that they were purposefully factually wrong about A Voice for Men -- They cited "hate speech" that's an example of will get you banned...

      Protected by the anonymity of the Internet, men feel free to post hateful and violent comments. Posts such as "I really wouldn't mind shooting a [expletive] dead in the face, they are evil, all of them," and "Women are the natural enemies of men" are commonplace on sites like "A Voice for Men," a Manosphere blog run by Paul Elam.

      Search that quote, the page it appears on AVFM is here, where he says this about that comment:

      No Redpill, fuck this kind of post. It has been sent to the trash where it belongs, and I am willing to do the same with your username if you ever post this kind of garbage to my website again.

      As expected, all of the comments that demonstrate the ABC article as biased and factually wrong have been deleted from it.

      Oh, but this is Slashdot, so of course you and the mods can think for your selves, eh? You don't need help "tracking" any information "origin to its roots".

      +1 redundant please, and thank you.

    2. Re:Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, at risk of going completely off topic, here's a funny vid about that 20/20 hit piece. Everyone knows TV journalists have no integrity.

      Also, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but your actions don't matter. Nerds only pretend to be more open minded that the average couch potato. Good luck.

  81. Great, now can we get back to the dick size work? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    I mean, seriously you guys, learn to prioritize!

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  82. Re:Wow, glad we solved that! by MikeLip · · Score: 1

    OK, so the fact that baldness doesn't bother YOU means it shouldn't bother ME? Newsflash - you are not me and you have absolutely zero right to speak for me. Now, with that out of the way, here is something to consider. This is research. Maybe to you it's research into petty, first-world problems. But the funny thing about research is that sooner or later, the findings end up applying to some other problem. So while the immediate paydirt here is a cure for baldness, techniques and findings along the way may just end up saving people from other, bigger problems. In addition, the big income pharmaceuticals tend to finance OTHER research by big pharm. So chill out. You may not see the benefit, but that doesn't mean there isn't one.

  83. Why not? by Czech+Blue+Bear · · Score: 1

    To the commenters who mock the idea (in fact it is just one application of pretty interesting science):

    Sirs, I believe the ones who should grow up is you. Why, for heaven's sake, should not men have the option for regrowing their hair if they choose to? Or get their hair painted rainbow, if they wish? Just because you don't like it? What about that pesky thing that some people say is the basis of America and whole euro-atlantic culture... ah yes, FREEDOM?

    We already have countries that have their citizens nicely aligned in their looks. One style of hair (or lack thereof), one style of clothing, everything normalized. A no-frills, frugal lifestyle. Nobody trying to look younger or different, nor even fighting their age. They know their place, their time and task. Very economical, very well organized. And the same applies to science, of course. They don't waste their time researching nonsense like restorative medicine or life extensions. They focus on things that really matter: nuclear and chemical weapons. One of good examples is North Korea. Visit advised. Behold - that's how it should be done!

  84. Re:Mice! It was Mice. Misleading title by __aarzwb9394 · · Score: 1

    Good point re female baldness. that is very much seen as tragic and pitiable as opposed to "that's what happens"

  85. Not as important as decades ago by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    Patrick Stewart, Bruce Willis and all the other bald or shaved head actors - Thank you.

    1. Re:Not as important as decades ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reporter: You'd think they'd have cured baldness by the 24th century.
      Gene Roddenberry: By the 24th century they'd no longer care.

  86. hair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    interesting to see that only men bald but not women. women don't have receding hairlines. anyways, i remember the old commercials about hair crowing products and transplants.

  87. Moe to Larry to Curly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was young, living in my Father's house, I had to keep my hair cut above my collar. These were the Moe years. When I went to University, I let it all grow out. These were my "long haired hippy" years, and they were great. Once I started working, I began to thin on top, eventually entering the Larry region of hairstyles. I decided that since you can't go back to Moe (without expensive treatments or surgeries), I would take the plunge and shave it all off, entering the Curly club. People usually take about 12 or more years off how old they think I am, and most don't believe me when I tell them, I've been hit on by women almost young enough to be my daughter. No, I don't have money, power, or use jedi mind tricks. I joined forces with Curly, who apparently has more mojo than Austin Powers.

  88. Age by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I agree with all, and would add:

    Depending on when you experience hair loss, it can have larger impact. Most of the women that like the Jean Luc Picard look are looking at a man already in his 50's. That is great they think a bald man in his 50's is attractive.

    When you loose your hair in your 20's, when as it happens most people meet their significant other and get married, and you look 10 years older than you are, well sucks, but nothing you can do about it.

  89. Re: Wow, glad we solved that! by dadelbunts · · Score: 1

    You forgot, angry resentful and lacking social skills. DAMN YOU BALDNESS.