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How an Astronaut Falling Into a Black Hole Would Die Part 2

First time accepted submitter ydrozd writes "Until recently, most physicists believed that an observer falling into a black hole would experience nothing unusual when crossing its event horizon. As has been previously mentioned on Slashdot, there is a strong argument, initially based on observing an entangled pair at the event horizon, that suggests that the unfortunate observer would instead be burned up by a high energy quanta (a.k.a "firewall") just before crossing the black hole's event horizon. A new paper significantly improves the argument by removing reliance on quantum entanglement. The existence of black hole "firewalls" is a rare breakthrough in theoretical physics."

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  1. You know what they say... by Kahlandad · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden ...oh wait, it IS the fall that kills you.

  2. Re:So what should the family do? by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny

    The nearest black hole is 1600 light-years away

    Famous last words...

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  3. Re:So what should the family do? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interstellar racism, you think?

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  4. Re:Except that black hole "firewalls" don't exist by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Black hole firewalls don't really exist.

    Indeed. A firewall would be useless. Any virus trying to penetrate the event horizon would be turned into harmless spaghetti code anyway.

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  5. Re:Firewall? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, the firewall rules for a black hole are easy: You let every packet in, but none out.

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  6. Re:So what should the family do? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

    True, but in any scenario at all this is about what would happen to his corpse.

  7. Re:So what should the family do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space -- the color of space, your basic space color -- is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?" - Holly

  8. Re:So what should the family do? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the best answer on how an astronaut will die is "like the rest of mankind"?

    I think the best answer is that the astronaut would die of humiliation, because of all the laughter from the other astronauts for falling into a black hole.

  9. Re:So what should the family do? by Libertarian001 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Look at how primitive things were just half a century ago."

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