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North Korea Developing Electromagnetic Pulse Weapons

An anonymous reader writes "The Sydney Morning Herald reports, 'North Korea is using Russian technology to develop electromagnetic pulse weapons aimed at paralyzing military electronic equipment south of the border, according to South Korea's spy agency. The National Intelligence Service (NIS) said in a report to parliament that the North had purchased Russian electromagnetic pulse (EMP) weaponry to develop its own versions. EMP weapons are used to damage electronic equipment. At higher energy levels, an EMP can cause more widespread damage including to aircraft structures and other objects. The spy agency also said the North's leader Kim Jong-Un sees cyber attacks as an all-purpose weapon along with nuclear weapons and missiles, according to legislators briefed by the NIS.'" Let's not forget that North Korea has also achieved nuclear fusion, developed a super drink that can cure aging and disease, and found a "unicorn lair" last year.

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  1. Now we know why there's no electronics in NK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all part of a plan to destroy the rest of the world by having the only part that doesn't use electronics. Thus they can set off a global EMP without consequence.

    Clever of them, isn't it?

    1. Re:Now we know why there's no electronics in NK by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's why North Korea is Best Korea(c)!

      Little known fact - when they play Donkey Kong they use real donkeys. Their gaming industry is impervious to EMP.

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      much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell
  2. It's all true by AbRASiON · · Score: 5, Funny

    The reality is the anti-aging drink, nuclear fusion and EMP weapons are all byproducts of the biggest find, which was of course the unicorn lair. Technology beyond your wildest dreams, the unicorns have always held it back from us.
    I for one hail our North Korean, unicorn riding overlords.

  3. And let's not forget... by subreality · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's not forget that North Korea has also achieved nuclear fusion, developed a super drink that can cure aging and disease, and found a "unicorn lair" last year.

    And let's not forget that the US has achieved democracy, developed a universal healthcare plan to cure aging and disease, and found WMDs in Iraq.

    Our bullshit is more refined but equally pervasive.

    1. Re:And let's not forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      >US has achieved democracy

      yes she actually has, and after world war II defended it even on other places like western europe (where i am from)

      the self loathing of the west (here in europe and in the U.S.), and the constant ridiculing of democracy is striking.

      if the motive for such comments is an expression of disappointment with some of the weaknesses of the current democratic system then ok i understand. But if somebody REALLY believes that our democratic system (with all its weaknesses) is "just as bad" as a dictatorship (like in north korea), then i can only suggest to pick up a history book and make a reality check

  4. Re:No electronics in NK anymore by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're funny.. but the truth is much much closer to this.

    North Korea is all bluff and bluster. I've never seen a more faithful reenactment of The Animal Farm. There is a ruling class there that has all the shiny toys and entertainment from the "evil" imperialist countries. Why would they ever risk losing their own life styles for ideals that are nothing more than lip service?

  5. Re:Size, range and much hype... by cold+fjord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone thinking of using an EMP weapon against the US should carefully consider the consequences. It would almost certainly destroy any ability to use Powerpoint in the military, and as a result it is likely that military effectiveness of US forces could easily double.
     

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    much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot - George Orwell