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Bizarre Six-Tailed Asteroid Dumbfounds Scientists
coondoggie writes "Many images from deep space are so cool, weird and unusual it is hard to believe they are real sometimes. This is one of them. Astronomers looking deep into the asteroid belt through NASA's Hubble Space Telescope say they have spotted an asteroid, designated P/2013 P5, with six comet-like tails of dust radiating from it like spokes on a wheel or a spinning garden sprinkler."
They're thrusters.
yep. also the captcha was "stepped". apt
http://i.imgur.com/LdS1vsw.jpg
... they mean it's something new scientists haven't seen before, and haven't figured out yet.
Kinda like the same way you meet someone you don't know, you are dumbfounded by them.
My Other Computer Is A Data General Nova III.
So I was looking for some spectacular six tailed swastika there, but, meh, some smokey trails.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Space Kitsune!
Off to earn it's last three tails.
Why is this being reported as an asteroid when the original research paper says that it is a comet? http://iopscience.iop.org/2041-8205/778/1/L21/article What is the difference between a comet and an asteroid?
Deslock! Deslock! DES...LOCK!!!!
Asteroids do not have tails. Fusion powered spaceships or comets do though....
liberare massarum ex ignorantia, clausa descendit molestie.
Those are not tails but tentacles.
Out of the six holes in comet like core emerge six plumes of comet like dust. Scientists dumbfounded and unable to explain phenomenon according to article.
Amazing.
Why do so many of these stories have things like "dumbfounded" or "baffled" in the title? Are these scientists just standing there, exclaiming to everyone who will listen - "I'm just so gosh-darn BAFFLED!" Not from any scientist I've met - but it's always reported as such, as if unknowns weren't a crucial element of the whole, you know, SCIENTIFIC PROCESS.
Yeesh.
Ryan Fenton
Our lives are better for finding this exactly how?
Hey, I'm all for people who are interested in knowledge for knowledge's sake seeking it. But this is paid for by taxpayers. Where's the justification behind extracting money by force to pay for this? Can I get a research grant to study the effects of a radical increase of income on a middle class citizen (me, say give me $1 million a year to see what happens)?
And no, this is not a troll or flamebait - it's justified, rational criticism.
"National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cylon_Basestar#Battlestar_Galactica_.282004.E2.80.932009.29 It sure matches the description of the star that was seen in last season.
Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
comets are icy and have tails when close to sun due to outgassing.
Asteroids (minor planets that are stony, metallic, or carbon compound based) can have tails for various reasons, some covered in the article.
Just making sure we're dealing with an asteroid and not a six tailed japanese god fox.
OK this comet was coming at Earth. Chuck Norris found out. He used a SpaceX ship to fly to the comet. He twisted the comets tail with his powerful karate and made it spin out of control. (which is why it now has 6 tails) Now it will miss the Earth by millions of miles. Once again Chuck Norris has saved humanity!!
I'm old, not dead. Well that's my 2 cents worth, your mileage may vary. I say what I think, not what you want to hear.
Enough with the probing already!
Having to work for a living is the root of all evil.
By the looks of those, it still appears to be a single jet(spewing out for whatever reason) and it's just spinning.
I clicked the link and it's just an image of two guys sitting in a car. What is this about? Why do you waste our time like this? I don't think it was very nice.
Thank you for reading this complaint.
http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100114214048/babylon5/images/a/a4/FirstoneShip_04.png
I've got better things to do tonight than die.
If it was spinning then would the discharge be in a spiral(s) rather that individual tails?
Undetectable Steganography? Yep, there's an app fo
Look up the electric universe..
Those are deep space kraken!
I like how an AC took the time to politely chastise a logged-in griefer posting sub-moronic Reddit type shit...
Good on you, AC...and I'd give a +1 informative for sparing any of us the clickbait and telling us what it links to
Thank you Dave Raggett
Alien Asteroid Mining. Either that, or the Fithp from the Niven & Pournelle book "Footfall", preparing a dinosaur killer to soften up the Earth.
You present a good defense of the need to track this...
But what about just because it's good to figure things out?!?!
Curiosity drives our evolution now...at least it seems that way...I'm not saying we give out a $10 billion NSA grant to find out what these 'tails' are (my guess is that all comets have multiple tails, this one just imaged right and was of the right type for us to see)...
I'm saying, from a philosophical standpoint, science for science sake is a good human endeavor
Thank you Dave Raggett
Can someone please explain how scientists can tell this fragment was caused by a 'collision 200 million years ago'
How can they tell from looking at a photo. Serious question I really want to know
and I'd give a +1 informative
Which will then draw more attention to the original post which was quite happily hidden at -1 for most readers. Now you've posted at +2, and if I hadn't posted anonymously there'd be another +2 post here.
Mod parent down.
Allready six-tails!
Thats dangerous Naruto, come back!
You dolts! It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster(tm)!
'He who has to break a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom.' -- Gandalf to Saruman
I mean, this is like looking through a dirty/wet window at a street lamp etc.
P/2013 P5 has been ejecting dust periodically for at least five months. Astronomers believe it is possible the asteroid's rotation rate increased to the point where its surface started flying apart.
All they said was, "At least five months". If we worked backwards, how big would this asteroid have been, hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years ago?
flushing the jets clean
Everytime they observe it, it changes. If they would stop looking at it, the debris will stop.
Down with the astronomers, they are destroying the asteroid.
"Mining operations by the Centauri Consortium are causing more than usual activity in a neighboring solar system. Please adjust starship trajectories accordingly."
- Small notice on the back pages of the Galactic Gazette
BAH.
Obviously it's the Ringmakers of Saturn doin' whatever they do.
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
On Earth geysers are usually the result of radioactive decay heating water until the pressure builds up enough to expel it through the rocky crust.
Is there some reason an Asteroid can't have some radioactive material and an ice pocket under the rocket/metallic surface?
P/1023 P5 is NOT between Mars and Jupiter. P/2013 P5 is a quarter orbit outside of the Mars Jupiter alignment
Shoddy fact checking, reporters. What else is miss-reported?
Now, it's between the ORBITS of Mars and Jupiter. If that's what you meant, better fix it!
We just received word from Cirocco Jones, the astronaut closest to the phenomenon, that she received a transmission: "y'all are welcome to come visit, but leave the furries at home, because they creep out My titanides. Oh, and heroes only.".
To be, or not to be: isn't that quite logical, Slashdot Beta?
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If this object was rotating we would observe a spiral in its arm(s). These appear to be beams. I don't see how it could be perceived any other way. Trust your eyes.