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Don't Call It Stack Rank: Yahoo's QPR System For Culling Non-Performers

An anonymous reader writes "Employees don't like to be graded on the bell curve (or any other curve except for Lake Wobegon's) — we know that from the Microsoft experience. But Yahoo is struggling with what some say is vastly bloated headcount, and CEO Marissa Mayer has implemented a 'quarterly performance review' system that requires, or strongly recommends, that managers place a certain quota of their charges in the less-than-stellar categories. That sounds a lot like the infamous GE-Microsoft stack rank system. But according to AllThingsD's Kara Swisher, who (as usual) broke the latest story about life inside Mayer's Yahoo, Mayer's curve may more similar to the elaborate evaluation system used by her old employer, Google."

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  1. Main effect: The good ones will leave by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The main effect of this is to chill work-place climate, and foster distrust and back-stabbing. The result of that is always the ones that have alternatives (i.e. the best ones) leaving first. Sure, you can get rid of some dead wood that way too, but the overall effect is disastrous. A real manager know that, but Mayer has shown several times now that she does not even understand the basics of management.

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    1. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by NettiWelho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ... Sure, you can get rid of some dead wood that way too, but the overall effect is disastrous. A real manager know that, but Mayer has shown several times now that she does not even understand the basics of management.

      I'm guessing that by the time it has any effect she has already secured her bonuses thanks to her unprecendented cost-cutting measures... Planning beyond a quarter year is so 50's.

    2. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This. Sometimes you make more money by destroying a company.

    3. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by lgw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can only agree with you 90%. You can do one round of layoffs where you stack rank and dump low-performing employees: one. That won't hurt the climate, because even though the system won't be perfect, the first time you do it (a) there really will be deadwood no one will be sorry to see go, and (b) there hasn't been time to game the system.

      Doing this quarterly is particularly insane. People will be so busy gaming the system, when are they supposed to get any work done?

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    4. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Absolutely, Mostly because Managers that do this crap are typically the really horrible ones that are trying to hide that they are actually medicore or even on the low ends of the bell curve.

      Section Leader:"Lumpy, I'm grading you lower because your work is making others look bad. We are a team, you should do your other team mates work to help them catch up..."

      Lumpy: "FUCK YOU! How about not hiring brainless toads that sit in the bathroom for 2 hours a day and texting every 10 minutes? Is this a daycare or a place where we work our asses off to make the stockholders rich?"

      Section Leader:" We are not here to just work to make others rich, that is a bad attitude. We are here to make your life better, give you a sense of belonging, and you need to do the work of the others to help them feel like they belong..."

      This is where I duct tape them to the chair and staple my resignation to their forehead.

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    5. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by msauve · · Score: 1

      Maybe they should do all their hiring in Lake Wobegon, where "all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average."

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    6. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree... If done right it can help promote career growth...

      People need feedback from their managers in order to grow. I tell my boss "Hey, I want to be a manager some day." We then set up some milestones and guides to help me get to that end goal. Conversly, he tells me "I need a person that meets these N criteria". Then every quarter we meet and he provides me feedback to help me get where I want to go, and where he needs me to be. If I don't meet the expectation I'll never make manager, and if I don't make his requirements I'm bottom rung. But if I learn and grow from the feedback, there is no reason I won't make manager and no reason he'll want me in the bottom of hist list.

      Mistakes include...
      * Only giving feedback yearly. I love the fact that it is quarterly. It'll allow the feedback to be reinforced and the people to grow
      * Management doesn't consider the employees goals. If it is only how the manager will get the employee to meet his goals, then there is no incentive for the employee to grow.
      * Management doesn't take input from the employee's peers and if a manager their subordinates. Good round feedback is best.

    7. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Which is why performance bonuses should be based on long term results.

    8. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      p>Doing this quarterly is particularly insane. People will be so busy updating their resumes and scheduling interviews, when are they supposed to get any work done?

      Fixed it for you.

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    9. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 4, Informative

      Another argument is that performance bonuses don't work at all (basic repetitive labour excepted).

      You're paying people to do a job. If they won't do the job unless you pay them extra to do it, why are you even giving them a salary? And if their game is the bonus, they will be sure to do the least possible for the bonus, rather than the most possible for the job. This is especially significant in the absence of employer loyalty.

      A quick search for studies on performance related pay may be enlightening.

    10. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      That's not what the owners, i.e. the shareholders, want. Quick profits then dump the stock, move on to the next victim. When the company inevitably fails it's because it couldn't retain the great CEO that saved it, indicating that everyone else should pay them even more.

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    11. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 2

      This thread is about bad employers, but your attitude smacks of bad employee.

      If you think you're the one great employee picking up everyone else's slack, I have two items of news for you:
      1) You're not;
      2) Mediocre employees all think the same.

    12. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by russotto · · Score: 1

      You're paying people to do a job. If they won't do the job unless you pay them extra to do it, why are you even giving them a salary?

      You're paying them to do a job, but the exact parameters of that job aren't well defined. If pay isn't tied to performance, why would they put in anything more than the effort necessary to get "acceptable" performance? What does busting their ass get them? At lower levels there's chance for advancement (which also results in more pay) but in most companies for technical people you quickly hit a ceiling there. So how do you keep your topped-out people motivated to do more than the minimum?

    13. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by lgw · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't be as bad as the reality. Only the good people will leaving. The people who are better at sucking up to the boss (or whatever is rewarded) than coding have just found their life-long niche.

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    14. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't have to. The best people are by definition self-motivated. They achieve high results because to do otherwise isn't in their personality. If you need to financially motivate them to insane amounts as well, you've already failed.

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    15. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If the bonus is tied to specific, reachable goals, then it makes a difference. If someone tells you, "I'll give you a 60% bonus to release by date X," wouldn't you feel motivated to at least try to reach the date? Maybe even work extra hours if you have to?

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    16. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The best people have their own motivations. Their motivations don't always align with your motivations. If you are the manager, offering a bonus helps align their motivations with your motivations.

      No one thinks, "Yeah, I'm going to wake up this morning and do whatever my boss asks me to! It will be great I feel so excited!"

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    17. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by gtall · · Score: 2

      It isn't so much management, it is basic understanding of what animates human behavior. When a CEO cannot see this, it means they have no empathy because they cannot see themselves being subject to the same insane system. In that case, the best thing one can do is leave at the earliest opportunity because it will only get worse.

    18. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The system is actually very easy to game. Here's how you do it: As a manager, you need to identify and hire a couple people who are totally worthless each year. This is actually a lot easier than hiring good people.

      Then you can give the bad ratings to those people. If they're really that bad, they've probably figured it out, and won't be upset with the horrible rating; they'll be happy to have at least had a job for a while.

      Some day companies will figure out that this system encourages such behavior and do away with it. Until then, hiring a few idiots a year works just fine. Heck, you can probably get the recruiters you work with (if they're external) to help out since they've no doubt got annoying people they just really want to place so they can stop dealing with them.

      The best part of gaming it this way is you can take care of the people who actually get your work done properly. If you're voluntarily giving up a few people for crap grades at the stack, it's easier to get some of the good grades for others on your team.

    19. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I'd be motivated to release by date X, even if it means cutting corners, or even being dishonest about readiness.

    20. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Hey moron, what if he is a good worker, and has been there for 8years +, and was responsible for creating good shit that earned the company millions.

      Mediocre employees dont think period. They just work, say yes, and go home, and ask for pay rises every 3 months. The quiet , non complainers are the weak ones.

      And yes like govt depts, thats how it happens, they DONT like over achievers because it makes the old and useless dick heads look crap for what they really are.

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    21. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People will be so busy gaming the system, when are they supposed to get any work done?

      Concrete example: For transparency, Union Pacific does this, and you are precisely right. You quickly figure out to keep a detailed tally of things you have specifically done. Team performed poorly? Project failed? Not your problem. Silos within silos.

    22. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, a financial motivation gives them reasons to game the system no matter what's best for your company. See: Elop at Nokia or Fiorina at HP for good examples.

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    23. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not all employees are the same. Some employees are in fact a sub-species of humanity psychopaths, no matter the system of remuneration they will spend more time trying to 'game' the system that actually doing there job. The psychopaths number one focus on the job, take credit for good work and ideas from as many people as possible and blame them for them for your mistakes. A pattern will represented in your typical psychopath, corporate executive.

      So the trick is all down to recruiting, avoid the bad people and getting the good people. Never forget just one psychopath can destroy the effectiveness of a hundred employees, by creating a hostile destructive work place. So going forward psych testing will be the best way but and here's the great big fat but, leading corporate executives are likely to reject because, it would threaten them personally.

      Create a system of competition amongst employees and the plotters and schemers will team together and win. Better employees will be disgusted by it all and quite simply bail and go else where. It'll look good while they are loosing employees and as Yahoo's revenue continues to drop whilst profits increase but inevitably the incompetent CEO with no ideas will hit the management wall and those falling revenues will start eating profits.

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    24. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      This is Yahoo!. The good ones have already left long ago. Now it's a battle for the leftovers.

    25. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that reference was already in the SUMMARY, let alone the article, thanks.

      But if you want to be serious, there is no reason a company like Yahoo! can't hire mostly above average engineers if they want to pay. And there is a reason the Yankees have been in the playoffs 18 of the last 20 years. They pay for above average players. It's annoying, but it's the truth...

    26. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 2

      And you also sound like you'd be great to work with.

    27. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      Of course, any intelligent psychopath will game the testing system...

      The really insidious+evil people take a while to identify, if they're ever identified at all. Fortunately, most people *aren't* like that - although the ones that are tend to have the great impact in ANY social setting.

    28. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by terryducks · · Score: 1

      Quick profits then dump the stock, move on to the next victim

      No, that's what Wall St. wants. Real investers or most long-term ones like a consistent return rate / divendends.

      I'd rather get %5 year over year than 238% one year and -1200% the next. Hell, I'll bet that most of the common retirement portfolios haven't recovered from the Great Recession, because sure as hell the job market hasn't.

    29. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      You don't have to. The best people are by definition self-motivated. They achieve high results because to do otherwise isn't in their personality. If you need to financially motivate them to insane amounts as well, you've already failed.

      Yes, the best people are self-motivated. And if you are paying them $X and they can make 7*$X somewhere else, you won't hold them long. And if you want someone making $X at your competitor to join your company, you'd do well to offer him more than $X to leave.

    30. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dim bulbs like you are the perfect example that Lumpy was talking about. Thanks for being the one of the guys that slack it all they can and expect others to do their job for them.

    31. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by magarity · · Score: 1

      I've never been told to do someone else's work to make THEM look good; I've been asked to help out and it reflected on ME at bonus time. Lumpy is probably over sensitive.

    32. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by gweihir · · Score: 1

      That is the easy way out for incompetent managers. All the complainers must be just that: Complainers. But here is the problem: While a part of the complainers are really just what you say, another, and far more critical part is not.

      That you get inflated self-evaluations from low performers is just the Dunning-Kruger effect at work. It applies to managers even more strongly, unfortunately. There are also many manager-types that have a real problem with "underlings" that know they are good and are right, because these "managers" mistake their role for a leadership role and think everybody has to defer to them. These "military officer" types will always only have incompetent underlings in the end.

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    33. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I completely agree. The assumption for a good manager I make is not only intact human empathy, intact human decency (i.e. respect of other humans), but also a specific education that reinforces these qualities. What we see in practice is often psychopaths that were unqualified from the beginning and that in addition lack any education in management skills that would compensate. Hence disasters in the making as we are seeing at Yahoo now. Giants dies slowly, but my take is Yahoo is toast. The name may linger (just as, for example, "HP" has lingered after Charley Fiorina), but any special qualities will be gone and they will have to eke out a living in the low-quality commodities market.

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    34. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      Yeah, managers often miread "bureaucrat" as "hero".

    35. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont think this is a mayer thing at all, i left yahoo in 2008 after working as an engineering manager in europe, and at that time we had already been using a system called "peer relative ranking" which was exactly this, complete with bell curve. Employees that got 2 consequative "below expectation" reports over two quarters, where moved onto a "performance improvement" program which was code for "shape up or ship out".

    36. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by algoa456 · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Well put. Mayer's background at Google was more of a high flying project manager than general manager and it shows. A lightweight who performed well at Google because of the quality of her staff her main job now, as several have pointed out, is to push up Yahoo's stock price, collect the bonus and performance awards a go home and look after her kid.

    37. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Self-motivation is sufficient if they're doing what THEY want. If they're doing what YOU want, and it doesn't exactly align with what they want (and unless they're principals in the company, it doesn't), that's where the external motivation comes in.

      Being self-motivated doesn't mean being a chump. If they see that putting in more effort doesn't result in more reward, they're going to stop putting in so much effort on the things you want them to do, and use the saved time and effort to do the things they want to do. Or they'll pick up and find somewhere which will reward them more.

    38. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Nope, there is an infallible test for psychopathy, 100% totally impossible to cheat. Basically measures the brains emotional response, first the empathic trigger and then the control to limit the impact of that trigger, two different brain regions. So put them in the chair, fit the electrodes and they are done period, psychopathy measured on a scale of 0 to 20 where 0 is the norm. Basically a test that should be compulsory for all persons seeking political office, all public officials and all senior executives of public companies. The world would become a better place pretty quickly there in after.

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    39. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Sometimes you make more money by destroying a company.

      The interesting question in this case is whether Google will make more money if Yahoo is destroyed..

    40. Re:Main effect: The good ones will leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argh - accidentally modded you funny, when I meant informative. And the bit about high performers using saved time to work on their own interests really is informative; Google used to capitalize on it with their 20% time, it's a shame I heard they were trying to cut it down, though this wired flunky speculates they probably won't be able to truly kill it partially for this exact reason.

  2. no matter how high by etash · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the performance of your employees is, there will always be a top 10% and a bottom 10% in the bell curve or in any other system that is.

    1. Re:no matter how high by Mitchell314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unless you're in the 70s jeans industry. Then everybody's into the bottom bell curves. :P

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    2. Re:no matter how high by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Dude, if I had mod points, you would totally be +1'ed.

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    3. Re:no matter how high by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem extends beyond even that basic fact of statistics. In a large company with 10% average annual turnover, if they could selectively get rid of the bottom 10% and replace them with randomly-performing people, ranked performance would actually work pretty well.

      The problem here comes comes from the sample size per manager for consideration of these rankings. Let's say you have a department with three top-level managers, each having a team of 10 subordinates. You should ideally end up ranking three of them as the bottom 10% and three of them as the top 10% - And you will! Except, each of those managers will pick a top-1 and a bottom-1, rather than picking from the pool consisting of the entire department.

      As a result, even if team-A consists of all stellar performers and team C consists of all wastes of flesh, team A will have one member unfairly fired, and team C will have one member unfairly rewarded more than the average for team A.

      Now, under natural conditions, that distinction between team A and C probably wouldn't exist to any notable degree - Until you extend a policy like this across the entire company. Instead of losing the bottom 10% and promoting the top 10%, you end up actively selecting for a corporate culture that favors pooling into over- and under-performing teams exactly like A and C. The high performers, by definition, will pick teams that actually get things done; while the low performers will pick teams where they feel "safe" from flawed performance reviews.


      Yet another stunning win for Ms. "paid maternity leave for me, fuck the rest of you" Meyer.

    4. Re:no matter how high by Gavrielkay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I suppose by the most basic definition that is true. However, a manager's ability to actually determine where any given employee ranks is always suspect. Some people are very good at doing nothing while looking invaluable and others are very good at getting things done without boasting. Some people are good at boosting a whole team thus harming their own ability to stand out (to the oblivious manager) but are tremendous value to the company nonetheless. If managements get too ham-fisted about trying to rank everyone by some arbitrary standard, they will always lose some truly good people along with the bad.

    5. Re:no matter how high by hibiki_r · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been in one of those companies. The top performers have a few options: Set things up to be the one competent developer in a team, thus getting good reviews but lots of stress and zero. They can go into the good team, and then play politics, because once all developers are pretty good, most managers can't tell who is actually the best of the lot, or just quit. Then there's option 3: Leave for a less horrible employer, and then quickly poach all those other good developers who hate the system. The lucky company gets a much better staff than average, while the other loses a good percentage of their top talent, needing even deeper staffing cuts. Repeat until all development is sent overseas, because the local talent the company has is now so bad, you are better off with an average team 10 time zones away.

    6. Re:no matter how high by MonkeyDancer · · Score: 1

      the performance of your employees is, there will always be a top 10% and a bottom 10% in the bell curve or in any other system that is.

      Everyone contributes differently to a project because we have come from different work-life experiences. I don't think I have ever come across a software engineer or IT employee who was able to study hard in school and then get into a position where they were not able to understand complex technical problems and come up with solutions. If you have a decent hiring process, then you should have already eliminated the "bottom 10%". At the end of the day, the output performance of an employee is based on moral and team synergy.

    7. Re:no matter how high by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Bell Bottom Blues ....

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    8. Re:no matter how high by russotto · · Score: 1

      Now, under natural conditions, that distinction between team A and C probably wouldn't exist to any notable degree

      Actually, that's not true. Because good performers don't like to work with poor performers, and some poor performers don't like to work with good performers (because it makes them look bad -- others instead choose the leech approach), there is natural segregation of ability by team. When there's strict stack ranking, managers of good teams will deliberately acquire or allow a leech or two in their team as a sacrificial lamb.

      Of course in a more rational system, someone higher up would figure out that there are conveniently-segregated teams full of poor-performing people and fire (or light a fire under) all of them.

    9. Re:no matter how high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This, and not to mention what happens when you have a bottom 10% person in a management position.

      Do you think for a moment that a manager would ever end up in the bottom 10% bucket? Just think of the ramifications if this ever happened. For one, that managers subordinate rankings should logically be thrown out, but this would introduce an incredible amount of chaos.

      No, stack ranking systems like this exist to reinforce management's masters of the universe self-image. All hail Meyer!

    10. Re:no matter how high by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      Wow, all that time spent trying to rank people. Why did you hire all these bad employees in the first place? Seems like an HR/management problem to me.

    11. Re:no matter how high by Pulzar · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you think for a moment that a manager would ever end up in the bottom 10% bucket? ... No, stack ranking systems like this exist to reinforce management's masters of the universe self-image.

      I've worked in a place where the company was doing poorly and they were laying off the bottom 10% from performance reviews... Senior managers and directors were included in the 10%, even one of the VPs was slashed.

      The stack ranking system is not a product of some management hive mind that helps managers -- in fact, most hate it. It's a product of the CEO, HR, and usually some business consulting company. Almost everybody else is worse off for it, including all levels of management below the top couple of tiers.

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    12. Re:no matter how high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some details are incorrect here. In your example a 10 has team members. However Marissa's bucketing only applies to groups larger than 50. So Team A doesn't have to cannibalize itself for Team C. Perhaps the more interesting discussion is what your research says about optimal bucket size. Is 50 too big to really weed out poor performers, or is it too small forcing teams to cannibalize themselves?

      I'm not sure where you got the paid maternity leave policy from. Marissa was barely gone for any kind of maternity leave. Also Yahoo provides protected, paid new child leave for everyone, fathers and mothers, up to 8 weeks. New child mothers get an additional 8 weeks of protected, paid leave for a total of 16 weeks paid, protected leave.

    13. Re:no matter how high by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone assume that performance follows a bell curve? Why not right-skewed, reverse-J shaped, or multimodal?

      For what it's worth, most of the college statistics tests that I give have a bimodal distribution. Mostly A's, lots of F's, (you either get it or you don't) very little in the middle ground. I think it's best to be honest about that and not delude ourselves with manipulated data.

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    14. Re:no matter how high by schnell · · Score: 1

      Why did you hire all these bad employees in the first place? Seems like an HR/management problem to me.

      If you have figured out the magic formula to never ever hire a bad employee, we'd all love to hear it and how well it has worked at the scale of a large company.

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    15. Re:no matter how high by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      A magic formula to stop hiring so many bad employees that you need to fire ~10% every 3 months? Most companies seem to manage it already.

      A bad employee is identified qualitatively, not quantitatively.

    16. Re:no matter how high by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > If you have figured out the magic formula to never ever hire a bad employee, we'd all love to hear it and how well it has worked at the scale of a large company.

      I dunno. Perhaps actually put that probationary period to good use and actually fire people that aren't good enough.

      However, the real problem here are managers that will hire idiots and avoid competent people. Others have mentioned about how quality often breaks down by teams with entire teams being good or bad because it's the manager that's driving things.

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    17. Re:no matter how high by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The two Bobs!

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    18. Re:no matter how high by Alomex · · Score: 1

      This. I'm one of those people who naturally works in "duck mode". All cool on the surface, a shit storm under water. Usually only around a year or two after I join a team does higher management realizes how much I got done, and more importantly how much I managed to get my team to do, by coaching, inspiring and cajoling.

      I've never worked in a stack rank place, but if I ever did, I don't think I would last long enough to prove my worth.

    19. Re:no matter how high by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you're not careful, it's also a good way to get rid of your specialists. These people may only be working on fewer and more long-term projects, so they might not seem very productive. But you need them around to fix or figure out stuff that nobody else can. If you're only scoring your employees by how many things get done, don't be surprised when those more difficult projects don't get completed at all by the remaining people you have left. If the tricky stuff happens to be part of the glue holding your other projects together, then the company is pretty much screwed at that point.

    20. Re:no matter how high by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      As a result, even if team-A consists of all stellar performers and team C consists of all wastes of flesh, team A will have one member unfairly fired, and team C will have one member unfairly rewarded more than the average for team A.

      Well, unless they are all doing the same job that's not necessarily a problem. And if they are and the whole team was useless it's likely the manager would be shitcanned as well and things would resolve themselves...

      But anyway, I don't really disagree that stack ranking/curves are horrible, I really just wanted to point out in today's tech job market companies like Yahoo are much more likely to turn over their top 10% than their bottom 10%, unless they make drastic concessions to keep them....

    21. Re:no matter how high by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Wow, all that time spent trying to rank people. Why did you hire all these bad employees in the first place? Seems like an HR/management problem to me.

      Same reason why the world never keeps electing bad new leaders: great past record and *promises* somewhere else is no guarantee of future performance at their new post. With this in mind, even lawyers now put warnings like that in their own advertisements, even though the point is that "I won 30 million for this guy and 20 for that one" is what is supposed to have you hire them in the first place ;)

    22. Re:no matter how high by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Same reason why the world never keeps electing bad new leaders: great past record and *promises* somewhere else is no guarantee of future performance at their new post. With this in mind, even lawyers now put warnings like that in their own advertisements, even though the point is that "I won 30 million for this guy and 20 for that one" is what is supposed to have you hire them in the first place ;)

      Oops, should have removed the word "never" after my edits.

  3. This is management recycling of the old concept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUD, but without the friend / foe distinction.

  4. Do you actually need a CEO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I don't think you need one. Give it a go for a couple of years: remove the CEO and see if they made any difference.

    Because I suspect that you have at least one too many CEOs in your company.

    1. Re:Do you actually need a CEO? by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, she is in the bottom 10% of CEOs at Yahoo.

    2. Re:Do you actually need a CEO? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't think you need one. Give it a go for a couple of years: remove the CEO and see if they made any difference.

      Plenty of companies try this. Nearly every startup does it for a while until the company grows too large and hire a CEO to manage things.

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    3. Re:Do you actually need a CEO? by kumanopuusan · · Score: 1

      The bottom 10% would only include her feet and ankles.

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  5. Both good and bad by TurtleBay · · Score: 2

    In a way this is bad for employee morale because nobody likes to see people fired and nobody likes to be ranked. Then again, the stories (and lack of new great products) out of Yahoo seems to indicate that employees are demotivated. I hate that it takes firings to motivate some employees, but Yahoo seems like a company that needs a "shock the system" moment and this steps combines with the work from home ban to send the message to some employees who may have been drifting along just cashing paychecks for the past few years. Hopefully they will only have to do a year or two of firings or no bonus/raises before the demotivated employees step up and the program can be scraped.

    1. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In a way this is bad for employee morale because nobody likes to see people fired and nobody likes to be ranked. Then again, the stories (and lack of new great products) out of Yahoo seems to indicate that employees are demotivated. I hate that it takes firings to motivate some employees,

      Employee morale never responds positively in the face of co-workers being terminated. The highly-motivated employees will simply leave an organization in response to employee ranking. If a manager cannot manage their staff either the manager is inept, lazy, or wilfully negligent.

    2. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my armchair, both those steps look like the actions of somebody more concerned with process than with outcomes. Does Yahoo have a bigger problem with deadweight or with focus? They've struck me over the last several years as a company that doesn't quite know which direction to go in, and these "fixes" may do more to exacerbate their situation if they're shedding talent across the board rather than honing in on a couple of things they'd like to try to be #1 at.

    3. Re:Both good and bad by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. _IF_ management could identify and fire the air thieves moral would improve.

      Nobody likes to do somebody else's work in addition to their own.

      But if management could identify air thieves they wouldn't hire so many in the first place.

      The first air thieves to be fired should always be managers. Never happens that way.

      How about simply firing those who can't build working teams and letting the remaining managers pick over the failing teams members?

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    4. Re:Both good and bad by lgw · · Score: 2

      The key is you can only do this once. Repetition kills your company. And this seems to be a quarterly thing, which seems insane to me.

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    5. Re:Both good and bad by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know about once. But not very often. Assuming you find a management group that can reasonably rate techs.

      If you have to do it often, the first person to fire is the head of HR.

      But that's another discussion. HR should be about compliance, benefits etc. They have (as a group) proven themselves incompetent to hires techs or engineers and should not even be involved with the hiring process.

      What I have seen work is good teams defending themselves during probation periods AND being listened to. In that case between 1/3 and 1/2 of new hires didn't make it through probation. Plus you have to start with a good team in the first place. Didn't last; eventually they needed faster growth; eventually I left.

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    6. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly correct. "The beatings will continue until morale improves." Some people must honestly not realize who incredibly stupid they sound.

    7. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, or the remaining motivated employees will become demotivated and then leave voluntarily. You can't scare someone into becoming a high performer in a creative field.

    8. Re:Both good and bad by paiute · · Score: 3, Informative

      HR should be about compliance, benefits etc. They have (as a group) proven themselves incompetent to hires techs or engineers and should not even be involved with the hiring process.

      I had the same job for many years, read a lot of resumes to fill many positions. Then I got laid off. One of my severance benefits was advice on resume building and such, which I had not done in decades. I was pretty surprised to find that the modern scientific resume has to pass an HR filter before a scientist even sees it.

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    9. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way this is bad for employee morale because nobody likes to see people fired and nobody likes to be ranked. Then again, the stories (and lack of new great products) out of Yahoo seems to indicate that employees are demotivated. I hate that it takes firings to motivate some employees,

      Employee morale never responds positively in the face of co-workers being terminated. The highly-motivated employees will simply leave an organization in response to employee ranking. If a manager cannot manage their staff either the manager is inept, lazy, or wilfully negligent.

      So Mr. Awesome Manager, Please explain the system you will use, which does NOT involve some method of measuring, weighting, scoring, and then ranking employee performance.
      Sure, it's easy when you have 5 people. When you've got 500 you might want a few managers to do some of the work for you, and when you've got 5,000 or 500,000 you have a serious need for a uniform set of standards measurements, especially when growth trends down and you have to start picking who goes and who stays.

    10. Re:Both good and bad by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

      The beatings will continue until morale improves!

    11. Re:Both good and bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed 100%. I was written up twice in a 3 month period at my job, while working for a buffoon that was driving the company on to the rocks.

      Another project was failing due to his inept decision-making and he tried to throw me under the bus because I didn't play ball when he tried to micro-manage me. He started dictating to me how to do my job so he could blame my lack of cooperation for his failures &/or attribute project success to his micro-managing if I worked harder(despite him) for the good of the company. I'm not going to work harder to accomplish less, just to satisfy someone's ego & confirm in their mind that I need micro-management to get the job done.

      After being put in a situation where it was directly against my interests for the project to succeed, I raised hell and was transferred to a new manager who actually knew what he was doing. The entire company has since pulled a 180 and everybody has been complementing me as if I'm suddenly putting in more effort(which isn't the case at all).

      Truth is, I'm not trying any harder, I'm just not working for an idiot that forced to go out of my way to fail after trying to motivate me with a stick.

    12. Re:Both good and bad by lgw · · Score: 1

      But that's another discussion. HR should be about compliance, benefits etc. They have (as a group) proven themselves incompetent to hires techs or engineers and should not even be involved with the hiring process.

      That depends what you call "HR". I've met plenty of full-time technical recruiters who understood the industry well enough to find resumes for hiring managers to look at, without mindless keyword filtering, or looking for X years of technology Y, or whatever.

      The best set-ups I've seen: the company uses both a staff recruiter (permanent employee of the company who works with the same engineering managers long-term) and contract recruiters. The contract recruiters find prospects and are bonused when they place someone, so they're motivated to find anyone who might actually have useful skills instead of playing buzzword bingo, and will give candidates genuine advice on getting through the interview or whatnot. The staff recruiter keeps the contractors honest, and actually schedules the interviews and so on to keep the hiring managers form having to spend too much time on that.

      I've seen this system at most of the big software companies, and it works pretty well. For at least 10 years now I've been able to change jobs when needed by just responding to a few of those recruiters who contacted me, instead of "sending out" my resume, whatever that means these days.

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    13. Re:Both good and bad by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      It is not only import to motivate people but ALSO to NOT DE-Motivate people. For some reason management always seems to gloss over that 2nd point which is just as important.

      Some of the best teams I've worked on have been highly self-motivated. We all take pride in doing a job well. The shitty employees don't give a crap -- all they want is a paycheck.

    14. Re:Both good and bad by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Funny but so sad because it is true.

    15. Re:Both good and bad by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      It gets better. I was looking at a company that needed a programmer. I had a friend who was a manager there. My friend didn't need me, but he knew another manager who did. The other manager and I were forced to run gauntlet through HR. After a while, I asked what happened to my resume. My friend and the other manager said, "What resume?" HR had swallowed it and never gave it to them. After HR was alerted to not throw my resume away, they still did. It took 3 times before my resume got to the manager and if I recall, it was my friend who brought it to the manager personally. Yet, for some stupid reason, HR had to be the middle man between me and the other manager. The new goal was to set up a time for a phone interview. They screwed that up badly... real badly. I told my friend he could keep his company. He finally talked me into speaking to the manager directly. I agreed so long as HR would be totally out of the picture. Unfortunately, by that point there was so much bad blood between me and the company (because of HR) I never did want that job. It could have been the greatest job in the world, but HR ruined it. I only spoke to the manager for a few minutes I can tell you my heart wasn't into it. My thoughts: "Why would I want to work for a company that is so bloated their HR stops a manager and a potential employee from getting together?" Was it true or not? Who knows? I didn't want to expend the energy to find out.

    16. Re:Both good and bad by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Depends on the company. At small companies, there is no HR filter. At large companies there usually is, but at the smarter ones the resumes go into a searchable database and the hiring manager searches it for matches, which is at least a bit better than HR.

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  6. Euphemism treadmill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The name matters not. It is the threat of being layed off that is offensive.

  7. Incessant "performance reviews" are destructive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having worked for an organization that decided to follow this strategy, I did what all the good employees at my company did: we left for better jobs elsewhere. Yahoo is on its way to the dustbin of history, helped along by its senior management. My recommendation to Yahoo employees: get out while the gettin's good! Otherwise, you're in for the demoralizing experience of riding a sinking ship to the bottom!

    1. Re:Incessant "performance reviews" are destructive by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When a friend got a job as a senior admin at Yahoo Europe just from knowing the right people, but certainly not having enough experience to demonstrate requisite talent, I decided that it was unlikely to do anything interesting in the foreseeable future. That was about a decade ago.

    2. Re:Incessant "performance reviews" are destructive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a friend got a job as a senior admin at Yahoo Europe just from knowing the right people, but certainly not having enough experience to demonstrate requisite talent, I decided that it was unlikely to do anything interesting in the foreseeable future. That was about a decade ago.

      Sooo, your friend is a robot? or a computer? Did it do anything interesting?

    3. Re:Incessant "performance reviews" are destructive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have had the same experience. Any company that hires my dumbass sister for 100k a year obviously has no competent leadership. She even admitted the founder of the company only shows up randomly every month or two, bitches about this or that and then leaves before whatever it was got fixed but this lack of leadership keeps my sister and her bozo clique rolling in fat paychecks. I will never invest in any company that hires her, a company that fires her though...I might have to grab a couple shares!

  8. A real leader inspires by stox · · Score: 3, Informative

    A coward instills fear. In the long run, fear is a destructive force in a company. In the short run, it can boost profits. I am sure that Marissa will be long gone, after collecting an enormous bonus for that short term boost, to see the real results of her actions.

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    1. Re:A real leader inspires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A coward instills fear. In the long run, fear is a destructive force in a company. In the short run, it can boost profits. I am sure that Marissa will be long gone, after collecting an enormous bonus for that short term boost, to see the real results of her actions.

      Try SCRUM.....

    2. Re:A real leader inspires by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what it's like to work for Yahoo, but this picture does a good job of describing boss versus leader.

  9. All regimented business decisions are idiotic by JoeyRox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Case in point is an example from the article about how a manager was forced to ding a well-performing employee simply because the implied curve system requires someone to get a negative mark. What's ironic is that these 'systems' were created because executives assume middle management can't be trusted to make consistently good personnel decisions, thus their decisions were replaced with a mechanized process, which means management itself suffers from the same problem executives are trying to solve at the employee level.

    1. Re:All regimented business decisions are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorry to post as AC, but...

      I have worked for a large American ISP and (more recently) entertainment company based in Philadelphia for quite some time.

      Departments are routinely forced to bucket X% of their full-time staff into the "needs improvement" category regardless of the performance of the department or the employees involved. It leads to horse trading among the departmental managers where mid-managers take turns accepting one or more of these dings (on behalf of some member of their team). If it was only a check mark in the employee's personnel file, I doubt many would care. However, it directly impacts the annual raise (for cost of living adjustments) and annual bonus amounts paid to the poor sap who gets hit with the NI rating and that impact can be quite substantial. This makes no real sense and is devastating for morale for smaller departments that tend to be very careful with hiring in the first place. Every year, the company has a public catharsis where employees are encouraged to vent and this comes up all the time, but the policy continues. And I would agree that it leads to employees with the most options to explore those options more regularly than they would otherwise.

      If the goal is to strive for mediocrity, then it is being achieved.

    2. Re:All regimented business decisions are idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's exactly how it goes in EVERY company that even attempts anything so stupid, but they never learn. The upper managers pulling this crap usually tend to e short-timers from the outside who haven't been around long enough to have already seen the same idiocy fail multiple times in the past, be "adjusted" and then anothe moron gets in charge and starts the cycle over. Repeat until the company fails and/or is broken up and sold off, etc, then the pieces start to get big again and some pathetic loser tries the same thing there.

  10. Obligatory by eclectro · · Score: 1

    who (as usual) broke the latest story about life inside Mayer's Yahoo, Mayer's curve may more similar to the elaborate evaluation system used by her old employer, Google."

    Stack rank for grammar = 0.

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  11. it depends... by another_larson · · Score: 1

    If you have a staff full of time-servers, implementing a no-exceptions rank-n-yank that kick out the bottom 10% without exception is the right thing to do. God knows I've worked in a few companies that would have benefited from a few iterations of that. But if you on the other hand have a staff that is essentially competent and motivated, a rigid system like that is going to do more harm than good as the staff compete to stay on the top of the pile by whatever means necessary. And in the process, not much useful work is getting done, but everyone looks very alert and busy. It's a hard problem, with no perfect solution. Solving such problems is why companies pay smart, experienced, successful people big bucks. If only more of them could sort out problems like this...

  12. the "good ones" wont even come on board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Thanks for letting me know about these shenanigans, I will not consider joining yahoo anytime soon.

    1. Re:the "good ones" wont even come on board by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      Also, using a soccer team to do their performance reviews is pretty dumb.

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    2. Re:the "good ones" wont even come on board by sjbe · · Score: 1

      Thanks for letting me know about these shenanigans, I will not consider joining yahoo anytime soon.

      I'm sure they will be terribly disappointing you turned them down. [/sarcasm]

  13. Even SpaceX does this. Good people leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The whole performance review one's got to go quota system has been going on at SpaceX for a couple years now as well. Elon passed down a "one from every group" quota where at least one person in each group would be given 90 days to improve or get fired. Some of the managers refused to put any of their team on a "process improvement plan" but others just picked someone. It's shitty to watch good employees who are working long hours and getting it done get scared into working harder and faster. The real problem this creates is some of the fluff groups with good managers hold onto their crap employees because the manager will stick up for them whereas the hardcore groups that have bad managers will lose someone who's making good contributions because it's gotta be someone.

    There isn't much concern from the top about losing the good ones though, there seems to be a general consensus that some smart kids from college will replace them in a few months once they're gone.

    1. Re:Even SpaceX does this. Good people leave by hibji · · Score: 1

      That's depressing to hear. I thought SpaceX was one of the good companies. :(

    2. Re:Even SpaceX does this. Good people leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > any of their team on a "process improvement plan"

      Are you sure it is the correct name? This bullshit is the same everywhere (because those big companies hire the same "expert consultants"), and I know it under the name of PIP, "personal improvement plan", whic makes a bit more sense...

    3. Re:Even SpaceX does this. Good people leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if you accept this "you are the bad one, how do you want to improve yourself" shite, then you have already lost.

      I have repeatedly asked my boss to fire me if he doesn't like me Telling Truth To Power. It seems they simply wanted to shut me up, but my work results are more important, so they don't fire me.

      Write to marissa.meyer@yahoo.com and tell her in no uncertain terms: Fire me or don't fire me, but stick your Ranking Shite Somewhere !

      All they want to do is to get a few more rpms from the treadmill. Don't give it to them. Simply refuse to take part in their "performance review bullshit". Refuse to talk about it. Simply tell them: If I am not good enough, fire me. Don't asshole me !

    4. Re:Even SpaceX does this. Good people leave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Holy Apple has the same process. But people dont call it stack ranking though. In Apple we had a new bucketing system when Tim Cook took reins. Lots of ppl were promoted, mostly long term cronies.

      It was similar to what I am reading here.. NI(needs improvement), ME(meets expectations), EE(Exceeds Expectations). Only top 10% is getting EE with 200% of pay for bonuses. Lots of heart burn and need less politics, back stabbings etc. Its not just MSFT.

  14. Gets fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, and like the rest of the slobs who get canned because "they didn't make the cut", when a CEO gets canned, they get tens of millions of dollars to leave.

    Marrissa is just aping Google and getting 60 million dollars for it - regardless of how well it works.

    The rich have not earned their money - they just have better contacts.

  15. Mayer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yahoo! simply is trying to get rid of non-performers. There are many. She is using a "system" so as to lay the groundwork for the terminations and avoid EEOC problems and/or law suits. Good for her.

  16. Done at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There seems to be a lot of vitriol for Mayer in these comments. But, how did this go at Google? Did it work? How did morale change? Reference please.

    I worked for a large defence company a few years ago. I got an excellent review, as I had each year. Senior management (external to the project) moderated it down - criteria unknown. 3 months later I was relieved - my replacement was "a good friend of the CEO". The company was down-sizing.
    Each review system is a rigged game, even when there are specific measures.
    I just wonder if this vitriol has anything to do with Mayer wearing a skirt? I would agree she doesn't seem To have a plan, but I don't feel she deserves some of the lambasting being handed out. Maybe some people are intimidated? She ruffled feathers at Google, now at Slashdot ;). Bad woman (tongue in cheek).

    1. Re:Done at Google by russotto · · Score: 1

      I just wonder if this vitriol has anything to do with Mayer wearing a skirt?

      Please. This is slashdot, we hate everyone in top management. Does Stephen Elop wear a skirt? How about Steve Ballmer? (If he does, please post pictures, I could use a laugh).

      It's pretty much impossible to say how this went at Google because Google has rarely laid off full time employees (aside from acquisitions like Motorola Mobility, which obviously were not under Google's performance system)

    2. Re:Done at Google by seebs · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know a few people who encountered this at Google. They found that it was absolutely lethal to team morale, because by definition it was actively harmful to you to help other people who report to the same manager; people worked around this at least some by forming teams of people reporting to different managers. But basically, of the people I know who work at Google, roughly 0% think the HR and staffing policies are reasonable, and I know more than one person who is being massively underemployed because of an arbitrary checklist of things that they have to do before they can be moved into a role that would use their stellar skills.

      This will be a bit garbled, because my memory is vague and I want to shuffle details to keep people from being identified, but basically, imagine that you have a usual progression of programming roles from entry-level to senior, say. And similarly for sysadmin, and so on. And you have someone who is currently working as a relatively entry-level sysadmin, who would be an excellent senior programmer. You can't move that person to the programmer job because they haven't met the checklist of items for mid-level sysadmin yet, therefore they can't be evaluated for a possible change in job responsibilities. So your options are (1) acquire some meaningless credentials to do with obsolete operating systems no one still cares about or (2) look for work elsewhere, but not (3) move to a job inside Google where you'd be incredibly valuable to the company.

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    3. Re:Done at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe that person is being "cock-blocked" from moving away/to a particular position,...

      What is it when the employee's female -- clit-blocked?

    4. Re:Done at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? This sexist crap again? And yes making those stupid assumptions counts as sexism on your part too. I see no one in any of these discussions about mayer referencing her gender. Don't weaken the legitimate complaints about her competence or lack thereof by suggesting that it's gender related. That's just silly.

    5. Re:Done at Google by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's hard not to have vitriol for people who get paid enough in a year to support a family for life and then make stereotypical bonehead move after bonehead move.

      It's obvious that Yahoo's problem isn't poor employee performance, it's that there hasn't been a half innovative idea from management in nearly a decade. Every time I see a story about Yahoo, my first reaction is "they're still here? I thought they died".

      If you think it's just female CEOs who get vitriol here, you've missed the Billgatus of Borg icon, all the monkey boy and chair boy comments, Larry The Ego Ellison, etc.

    6. Re:Done at Google by slapys · · Score: 2

      I've been working as a software engineer at Google for about three years.

      This is absolutely not the case, at least with my experience on my particular project. I feel like I am treated well, and we're not stack-ranked in any way that I'm aware of. My manager exercises discretion with letting people into the project and almost everyone I work with makes decent progress adding new code to the project and the code is of decent quality with relatively few problems in production. I feel privileged to work with the people around me for 40 hours each week at this point in my life.

      I know this is pretty much a vague anecdote but I'd be happy to answer any questions or explain further.

    7. Re:Done at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (3) is certainly possible, but would be difficult if he is not performing well in his current role. Sounds like he was hired into the wrong role (and the initial hiring and placement definitely has a lot of room for improvement).

      As for my personal experience, maybe I've just been lucky, but on all the teams I've worked on/with people go out of the way to help each other. True, performance reviews are not fun, but I've benefited greatly from the peer and manager feedback (especially early in my career) and I've never been penalized for helping others (or seen anti-collaborative behavior in the teams I've worked on and with). Due to googler feedback they've improved the process a lot (especially recently). As I've moved more into management I've gotten to see first-hand that while people are compared to each other they are rated on absolute rather than relative terms, and if a manager has a team of all above-average performers that's fine if he has the evidence (and energy) to back it up. (Of course, such an anomaly would be harder to swallow for a team of 150 than, say, a team of 5.) Distributions are suggestions, not bins, at least at the lower levels.

    8. Re:Done at Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But its there definitely at AAPL. Sometimes manager tells upfront to you to look out other groups before firing u.

  17. There's nothing wrong with ranking employees by EmagGeek · · Score: 2

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with measuring employee performance relative to other employees. That's how you identify and promote the most promising candidates for internal promotion, and eliminate people who don't measure up.

    What there IS something wrong with is using irrelevant metrics to make those measurements. Goals and deliverables must be objective, reasonable, and attainable. Many companies already named in this thread have a bad habit of setting subjective, unreasonable, and unattainable goals for employees they want to get rid of.

    1. Re:There's nothing wrong with ranking employees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Agreed, there is nothing wrong with ranking. However, the problem is when a uniform meaning to those rankings is given throughout the entire company, without thought to individual circumstances.

      Imagine a company with 10 employees in two groups. It just so happens that group A has employees that would rank 1-5 in the company, and group B has 6-10. The way stack ranking it usually applied, these will be shuffled so the overall company ranking would be:
      1 6 2 7 3 8 4 9 5 10
      If you are cutting the bottom 20%, you'd be cutting you're 5th-best employee. And you'd be giving a bonus to #6 which would be higher than #2.

      No matter what controls you put into place, you'll end up with some effects of this kind of interleaving. And what motivation does that give to employees 2-5 to do their best work? There are only two solutions: Find another place to work, or move to the weaker group.

      And we haven't even discussed management. It could be that manager B is horrible, and #6 is crap, but meets the faulty criteria of boss B better than #9, who spends time cleaning up the messes left by #6.

      It's all a crap shoot for the lower-level employees at the best of times, I'll admit that. But stack ranking just raises the level of the crap.

    2. Re:There's nothing wrong with ranking employees by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An engineer is professionally employed to game the system. If you ever make the reward higher to game the review system than to do his actual job, that's it for your company.

      Yes, you will get morale problems and brightsizing and managers hiring ablative employees, but what's worse is: your engineers are now all focused on gaming the wrong system. Goodbye innovation.

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  18. QPR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    QPR has always been shit. Their last "top performer" was Les Ferdinand ...

  19. Re:The Reason by lgw · · Score: 1

    It's not the spreadsheets - at least the spreadsheets allow people to base this BS on actual numbers instead of gut feel - it's the difference between a good and a bad CEO. Some CEOs actually earn their pay, mostly by seeing the folly of this sort of thing (and killing 2D animation did ultimately lead to Eisner getting the boot despite amazing entrenchment).

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  20. when life gives you lemons by rewindustry · · Score: 1

    you make lemonade.

    this marissa person needs to get off her duff and find something for these people to do, that's all.

    obesity is not cured by surgery.

    1. Re:when life gives you lemons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want your goddamn lemons

    2. Re:when life gives you lemons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then use the lemonade to party with someone whose life gave them vodka -- and if you had enough of each, in a few decades the "lemon"era can be the Good Old Days.

  21. Why do managers make the same dumb mistakes... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Over and over and over. Yes, it seems right. Yes, it feels right. There's just that little matter of how it's failed at every place it's been tried. Used a Microsoft product lately?

    There is certainly a time and a place to fire troublemakers and low performers, but forcing the firing even when there aren't any troublemakers or low performers is just a recipe for expensive turnover, lowered morale and the loss of long term institutional knowledge.

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    1. Re:Why do managers make the same dumb mistakes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over and over and over. Yes, it seems right. Yes, it feels right. There's just that little matter of how it's failed at every place it's been tried. Used a Microsoft product lately?

      There is certainly a time and a place to fire troublemakers and low performers, but forcing the firing even when there aren't any troublemakers or low performers is just a recipe for expensive turnover, lowered morale and the loss of long term institutional knowledge.

      Yes, a thousand times yes. I was let go from a company that seemed bent on following the stacked ranking concept, whatever it cost. It didn't help that the Head of Engineering took a personal dislike to some engineers, and when he would meet with the team leads to review the rankings, he would unilaterally knock the ratings of those poor sods down. I was going through a brutal marital breakup at the time when he broke the news about my annual bonus: "You're getting no bonus this year" (after previous bonuses of 10% and 5%), "How do you feel about that?" I felt very sad and demoralized, but was too depressed to say anything useful. He could have asked about my situation, instead of reaming me out a new one with his total and complete lack of sensitivity. The man was a robot.

      The usual HR dance followed after that -- a verbal warning, a letter with a Performance Improvement Plan, me working my ass off, followed by the inevitable "Do you have a minute?" from the equally insensitive Director of Development, and then termination. One of my mistakes was trusting that my team lead, who was a good friend at the time, would have my back. Not so much. Not so much.

      In a calmer vein, stacked ranking sucks because it considers just the managers ratings -- I think the practice could be made into a more balanced proposition if employees had the opportunity to anonymously rank each other as Disaster, Needs Work, Average, Above Average and Exceptional. Guess I have to start my own company to make that happen.

  22. No, it's all bad, seen it before,will see it again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just part of the death spiral. There simply IS NO WAY to fairly implement such a policy, anywhere, ever, period.
    Brown nosers and "old boys" stick around, top performers leave voluntarily, the people left start back-stabbing, manages play favorites, and any few remaining positives in the employee culture slowly die. Of course there are a _few_ exceptionally loyal high-performing employees who stick around, but on the whole, it's a MASSIVE negative. If you ever hear of a company doing this get ready to dump the stock at the first sign of trouble because unless a miracle happens after that, major problems are on the horizon! It's happened more times than I can count, seen it from the inside and the outside, it's ugly and demonstrates profoundly incompetent management.

  23. ah so by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    as Kara is not an experienced HR?IR professional - she is qualified to comment on this matter how exactly.

    1. Re:ah so by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      God save us from 'HR professionals'. Air thieves, every one.

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    2. Re:ah so by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Depends if they aren't "players" not so much - hint dont hire ones who are paper professionals with a mba from harvard. Its all fun and giggles until you end up in in court and a £1000 an hour barrister from matrix chambers elegantly ripping your guts out onto the floor and you can see your career and your mangers on the witness stand dispersing down the plug hole.

  24. Why not remove the bottom 10% of CEOs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After all, the money is paid to get "the best for the job" and the money is comensurate with the TOP 10% of executives, so they really ought to be looking to drop the botton 80% of CEOs, to leave a little wiggle room for improvement of an underperforming chief executive officer.

  25. we need unions to stop BS like this by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 0

    we need unions to stop BS like this and make it so you can't fire demote some one with out real proof.

    1. Re:we need unions to stop BS like this by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Are you being subtly ironic or completely insane?

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    2. Re:we need unions to stop BS like this by ScottCooperDotNet · · Score: 1

      Oh goody, so instead of people who don't play politics with the manger get fired, people who don't play politics with the manager or the union rep get fired. Sounds like such an improvement.

    3. Re:we need unions to stop BS like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we need unions to stop BS like this and make it so you can't fire demote some one with out real proof.

      How many Teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
      Seventeen. You gotta problem wit dat?

  26. If it was worthwhile.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would be applied to all levels from the C-suite on down.

    But it is never applied to executives, and it seems to always be applied as a rigid, statistically-impossible bell curve on any group, regardless of its size or history

    How can a group of 5 high-performers be ranked into those buckets fairly?

    How can the inherent biases of managers be removed so that the rankings are not distorted?

    How can the bell curve apply to a group after several rounds of culling the bottom 10%, even assuming it was a valid distribution of ability at the start?

    The short answer is IT CAN'T

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  27. No, there's a huge problem with it. Two really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets say that your recruitment aims are actually achieved. Yes, that would require that your management and HR departments actually be able to do their job, but that's what they insist they can do, so lets go with that, right?

    So you hire people who really REALLY DO make a contribution that means the company benefits from their work for far more than their personal renumeration costs the company.

    In what way, then, are ANY of the employers actually underperforming?

    They aren't.

    Lets say that they have the best, the actual best, in their field.

    Ranking them means you have a bottom and a top.

    Yet the bottom would still be a HORRENDOUS waste to fire merely because they weren't as good as someone else.

    The ONLY ranking needed is whether you're getting your value out of your employee. If they are producing excess value for the company, then you are WRONG to fire them. Even if they're shit: since you're paying shit and they bring in little, but even that little is enough to pay for your entire profit structure.

  28. Bad Analogy Department by iive · · Score: 1

    At first the system trims the "fat" and it seems to improve the things, because corporations tend to accumulate fat. However soon the system becomes victim of its own success. There is no more fat to cut. So it starts to trim more and more "muscle" and less and less fat. This goes until the corporation collapses when it can not support its own weight anymore. In the mean time it may show symptoms of anemia and massive internal infection.

    1. Re:Bad Analogy Department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is pretty much exactly what is happening where I work.

      We have an annual evaluation period, and yes, for the first 3 years we got rid of a lot of useless people. Also (surprisingly) we got rid of a lot of useless managers, which almost never happens. And it worked great, we have a very effective group of people, the right level of management, everyone is busy but not too busy and doing good work.

      When they first started doing it, it worked as well in real life as it did on paper. For every group of like 5 or 6 people, there were 4 that were doing great, and 1 or 2 that were dragging everyone down. It was easy to look and say "yup, there's your problem".

      Now those 1 or 2 are gone and you are making a choice between 4 people who are all about the same and definitely worth keeping. Luckily the system is now mainly just driving raises and not layoffs, but it still sucks.

  29. What a stupid system by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best it can tell you is the relative work abilities of one small group and really tells you nothing at all abou the qualities of each member. This method would have fired Pauli and Born because they ranked 'ranked' below Einstein, Heisenber, Shroedinger and Bohr.

    1. Re:What a stupid system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      This method would have fired Pauli and Born because they ranked 'ranked' below Einstein, Heisenber, Shroedinger and Bohr.

      They were about to, but then Heisenberg pointed out that it was impossible to determine both the strength of the group and the rank of an employee within the group, at the same time.

    2. Re:What a stupid system by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      Heisenberg wouldn't be in danger of getting fired. He is the danger.

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    3. Re:What a stupid system by martin-boundary · · Score: 2

      So Heisenberg wasn't a "team player" eh? Did he get fired?

    4. Re:What a stupid system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heisenberg pointed out that it WAS possible to determine both the strength of the group and figure out how to kill them all!

  30. After all, by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    after all, how many developers do you need for a weather app.

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  31. There IS something wrong with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with measuring employee performance relative to other employees

    Yes there is, because as you allude to later, it's IMPOSSIBLE to do it consistently and fairly across teams, and rankings within a given team have absolutely no relation to each other. Is a marketing guy who produced a successful campaign more or less important than a salesperson who actually sold the products being marketed, or an R&D engineer responsible for the innovative feature that the marketing guy highlighted and the salesperson sweet talked customers with? How about the IT person who developed innovative solutions to provide R&D, marketing, and sales with the systems, tools, and support they needed to do the above? What about each of those folks' direct managers who motivated and directed their teams to excel? It's just not possible to compare those people to each other objectively.

    If you want a lame car analogy, how about we get rid of the low-performing car parts, but we have the driver pick which ones to keep? You can get in the end you'll still have a comfortable seat, A/C, and the stereo, but the car probably won't actually be able to move...

    Just hire competent managers, do some manager and job rotation, encourage high performance and risk-taking without fear of consequences for ideas that didn't end up being the next big thing, you often need hundreds of "failures" to get one huge success.. The biggest thing is to treat employees extremely well, show them they are valued, trust them, go the extra mile for them, and they will most often return the favor. Just be very very very very careful in hiring, and if necessary use temporary contractors for grunt-work or temporary demand spikes, etc. The goal should be zero layoffs (you can of course still fire "for cause" IF you have a true problem employee). Avoid unions like the plague if at all possible as they are incompatible with the above, they look out _only_ for themselves, and to some small degree, workers, but not for the company as a whole. You want a culture where everyone across the company is in it together, NOT us-versus-them. You will be richly rewarded if you can succeed at that. In hard times employees will band together and be willing to accept less compensation and go the extra mile because they know when times are good you'll return the favor, the company looks out for its own. There's a huge benefit to being a private company in that respect because there's less pressure from greedy shareholders for short-term quarterly profits.

    1. Re: There IS something wrong with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well put mostly. The entire purpose of a union is to extract as much value from an employer as possible, just as the purpose of a corporation is to extract as much as possible from labor and everyone else. That is, as the right wingers like to say, 'fair and balanced'. Being anti union and pro corporate makes no logical sense unless you believe workers should have no rights and should be paid the minimum possible with no recourse. Not being accusative as your post is quite thougtful, but the US is generally full of anti worker types, even among working people. Propaganda is largely responsible for that, plus an insane belief in the (proven false) myth of upward mobility in our society.

      You're quite correct though in that if you don't want unions, a really good way to achieve that is to not set out to screw over your employees. The rabid anti union types never seem to mention that part.

  32. Unions won't solve any of Yahoo's problems by sjbe · · Score: 1

    we need unions to stop BS like this and make it so you can't fire demote some one with out real proof.

    A union isn't going to solve any of Yahoo's problems nor those of the people who work for Yahoo. I'm guessing from your rather glib comment that you don't have much actual experience with their being a member of a union or having to deal with them as management. Unions are appropriate in some cases, particularly when workers are being treated to truly awful and/or dangerous conditions or genuinely unfair pay. There are places where management can be described as evil for lack of a better word and in those places, that is where we need unions. While Yahoo has some serious problems (poor management not the least of them), I'm pretty sure people at Yahoo aren't paid badly (perhaps overpaid if anything) or being forced to work in hazardous conditions. In fact I'm pretty confident that working at Yahoo is relatively pleasant compared to most places I've worked. Come work in a steel plant or a coal mine or even work a heavy manufacturing assembly line sometime and get a little perspective.

    Additionally I think you need to explore what at-will employment really means and why it is standard practice. Sometimes people don't perform well and I've worked directly with far too many unions which fight to protect a lot of deadwood employees. It's not hard to find examples of unions that forgot their real purpose (to provide safe working conditions, reasonable work rules and fair compensation) and instead actively work for goals that ultimately hurt the company and the very workers they were supposed to protect.

  33. Just do what IBM does by gelfling · · Score: 0

    Don't give increases except to directors and officers and fire everyone else more or less randomly according to what the accountants want.

  34. Incentivizes throwing people under a bus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, this doesn't address the problem that in most bad groups, the biggest problem is the incompetent, dishonest manager. Stack ranking gives these little Mussolinis the perfect opportunity to cast blame for their failures on a non-performing team member.

    I've got a better idea: If your project fails, you are out. The members of your team may be assigned to other groups depending on their performance, but you're definitely out, because you picked the team, set the goals and direction, and set the schedule. As you go up the ladder, your compensation goes up, but so does your risk. Manage successful projects, and you shall be rewarded lavishly. Run one into the ground, and you're out on your ass.

    "Oh, but if we have performance criteria for managers, then we won't be able to attract top talent"

    1. Re:Incentivizes throwing people under a bus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This. (Different AC here.)

      I spent more than ten years at one company.

      I saw it grow.

      I saw it die.

      It died because top-level management swallowed the bullshit of technically-brilliant but business-deluded senior-management.

      We wasted millions of dollars on projects that took 1-2 years from concept to shipping -- and that made the careers of senior-management -- and which got zero customers.

      The waste of capital was criminal. The company should have been sold to competent people years ago. As far as I know, it's still indepenent, still profitable, and still squandering those profits on the dreams of technically-brilliant people who don't give a fuck about making money. I left a year ago -- working on the projects that people actually paid money for -- just wasn't as sexy, "agile" or whatever the fuck else the top management was desperate for to reboot the company. I wasn't alone. Most of the people who worked on the stuff our customers actually used have also left.

  35. Fuck all by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    If they are overstaffed, just friggen do a layoff of all the people over 40 like the rest of Silicon Valley does. If some people sue just settle.

    Sad to say, but some arbitrary random process like this will piss people off only once, unlike the stupid quarterly arbitrary random review process pissing everyone off 4 times a year.

    I've never met Marisa, but dang her HR ideas are completely insane.

  36. Re: The good ones will leave..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure they will use the same biometric review system for management as well.

    [/sarcasm + /disgust]

  37. the Microsoft experience .. by codeusirae · · Score: 1

    "How did Microsoft squander the lead they had with the Windows CE devices? They had a great lead, they were years ahead. And they completely blew it. And they completely blew it because of the bureaucracy." ref

    They didn't, they could have been way ahead of the curve, when they joined the Tron consortium, but not totally owning it, they acted to supress it in the US while promoting the much inferior WinCE. A replay of the WinNT - OS/2 collaboration/war with IBM.

    'Microsoft Teams Up with Japanese Group That Promotes Archrival Tron'

    'Microsoft Corp said on Thursday it would collaborate with a consortium that promotes an open operating system for consumer electronics called TRON'

    'Microsoft Corp., which was the first U. S. supplier to lobby Washington about TRON'

    'We don't want the Japanese to create a specification that would preclude competition,', former Deputy U. S. Trade Representative Michael B. Smith

    1. Re:the Microsoft experience .. by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Could you summarize what the heck this TRON project is/was and the context for the problem that it was trying to solve please?

      Thanks

  38. Just got the memo on our new corp's review system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure enough, there's a bell curve with a diagram: 10% A, 20% B+, 40% B, 20% B-, 10% C. Seriously, HR dept.? Way to improve morale.

  39. That should start with the Y! make over by CQDX · · Score: 1

    Who ever thought it was a good idea to make over Yahoo! into a poor imitation of Google (and a broken one at that) should get an F on their review and escorted to the door. I used to use Y! Mail and Groups several times a day. Now I hardly use mail and don't use groups at all. Glad I left Y! 10 yrs ago. It stopped being fun they relocated from the Keifer complex.

  40. goals and meets/miss is fine, but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they implement a process which requires N% "misses", then you're back to stack ranking.

    And, of course, the whole goal setting process is subject to being gamed. It's back to the "do you grade for effort or skill level?" in school.

    There's also the whole "future value of this piece of human capital" aspect. What if you have a Nobel prize winner on gravity on staff, and you only get questions needing her once every 10 years, and in the intervening 9 years, she basically has to find make-work?
       

  41. Marissa Mayer seems like a first class c*nt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have observed the "changes" made since Mayer has been in power at Yahoo,
    and it resembles America Online's brand of stultifying mediocrity.

    Yahoo will cease to exist unless Mayer is deposed, mark my words.

  42. Corporate ethics... by jeff13 · · Score: 1

    Corporate ethics - We won't take responsibility for sucking and thus having to fire you to make our quarter, so we'll create a lie that makes it look like you sucked at your job even though it will fuck your job hunt.

    Nice.

  43. It looks like by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

    the layoffs will continue until performance improves.

  44. Agile-like stand-ups to identify slackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's one way to identify slackers: Have daily agile-like "stand-up" meetings, in which developers tell other developers what they accomplished the previous day.

    It's not a perfect solution - some people aren't good at speaking clearly. But it would be a start.

  45. ask the teamleaders engineers, not managers by cheekyboy · · Score: 2

    I think the engineers and senior engineers know who the dead wood is, but to ask them? nahh never.

    Id day get rid of 90% of the managers, outsource it to india at 1/10th the cost.

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    1. Re:ask the teamleaders engineers, not managers by lgw · · Score: 1

      I've been asked, as a senior engineer, though admittedly not at places broken enough to do repeated layoffs. (And believe me, you really don't want your manager to be outsourced to India.)

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  46. Words to live by from my former manager by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My manager told everyone 3 month before year end eval.

    "I don't expect you to kiss other manager's ass, but I do expect you to be nice to other managers. This is because during eval, us dark lords are getting together and deciding your fate. Therefore, smile to other managers so they won't recommend you for weak performance".

    I've seem many new college grads getting low performance because they just don't know how to be nice to other managers. Unfortunately not knowing the politics really hurts...

  47. I hate this about corporate IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Union Pacific in Nebraska does this for IT employees. If you don't play the game, you don't get a raise. So it's in your best interest to be unhelpful to competitors yet helpful to the managers, who decide ranking. When I asked to shift some of the burdens on me to even the load a little, the team manager made a point of stating that he could no longer claim those items in my ranking review. It is easily the most stressful part of an IT employees' career.

  48. absolute vs relative by stenvar · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, the problem with "stack rank" was that it let go of people at the bottom regardless of how good their performance was in absolute terms; that's not reasonable, because sooner or later you end up kicking out good performers. Letting people go who actually are performing badly is different, and seems reasonable.

  49. That's why I ignore Google recruiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Mayer has been allowed to reach a high management position there before jumping ship to CEO of Yahoo... I don't think either Google or Yahoo is a nice place to work.

  50. TRON: a Real-Time OS for Embedded Systems .. by codeusirae · · Score: 1

    Real-Time OS for Embedded Systems

    "TRON(*) .. was launched in 1984 .. An article in IEEE MICRO, a magazine focusing on computers, gives an overview of RTOSs by comparing several popular RTOSs including ITRON, and T-Kernel."

  51. same with your porn collection by roscocoltran · · Score: 1

    When your HD is full you have so purge the girls who did not made the top of the list. No that you wouldn't do them if you met them of course, but you know, the HD is full and you have to cut the dead branches.

  52. Judgement on 'above and beyond' ... by fygment · · Score: 0

    One of the most senior people in my agency once said to me:

    "I expect everybody to do a good job. I promote those who do more."

    He explained that basically everybody is pretty much equally talented and met the job requirements. There is variability but half the time that has less to do with talent and more to do with circumstances, either personal or corporate. The real stars were people who did 'extra'. The persons who stepped up to corporate or personal challenges: organized the corporate safety program, family days, were scout leaders or involved in their community. When promotion time came, or cuts were required, the rewards went to people who simply did more than was asked or required. Not surprisingly, those who rose were loyal to the agency, some left but never because they felt underappreciated.

    Bottom line: if all you do is the job, then your loyalty is to your work (and self) not your company. Big difference. And in a group of self-interested people, the company will be basically picking the best it can from a bunch of bad apples. So really, who cares about the mechanism?

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  53. Re:The Reason by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    It's not spreadsheets that caused the problem. It all goes back to a saying older than any of us: "Penny wise, pound foolish"

  54. Bring back sabbaticals & get rid of lazy manag by justcauseisjustthat · · Score: 1

    One of the things bean counters got rid of is the extended paid sabbatical, companies should bring it back!! It encourages two things: cross training and extended personal reflection (that leads to transitions). By bringing these back companies would encourage those who are ready to leave to leave on their own (instead of hanging around doing the bare minimum) and those who want to stay to be invigorated and ready for more focused work.

    Second get rid of the lazy manager, managers that use ranking systems to determine the quality of their workforce don't spend the time to really get to know their employees and instead focus on serving the bureaucracy of the company. If you can't trust your managers to manage or grow the staff, get rid of them.