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Motorola Patent Uses Neck Tattoo As Microphone
nk497 writes "A Motorola Mobility patent application proposes using an 'electronic skin tattoo' as a smartphone microphone and wireless transceiver. The temporary tattoo would also include a 'power supply configured to receive energizing signals from a personal area network,'
according to the filing with the US Patent and Trademark Office. It would be applied to 'a throat region of a body' — otherwise known as the neck. Motorola thinks the technology would be ideal for noisy environments, such as large stadiums and busy streets, or in emergency situations."
Peter F. Hamilton's OCTattos from his Commonwealth Saga become reality.
. . . neckbeards . . .
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Without a working model, all they have is words and diagrams on paper that might not work in practice. But that piece of paper gives them the right to sue somebody else who implements the concept and makes it work.
They need to bring back the working model requirement. If there is no working model, grant the patent provisionally. Don't let the patent holder sue before they have a working model, and if they don't build a working model by a specific deadline (say 5 years) the patent goes up for auction, with proceeds going to the patent owner. Or they can sell the patent before the 5 years are up. The new owner must have a working model before they can sue.
That way inventors can still get paid for a useful invention even if they don't have the resources to build the working model themselves.
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There is inferior bacteria on the interior of your posterior.
You might be on to something. If a loud female causes males to..."yield" more, then a tattooed spank amplifier may well add to that and leave her utterly drenched.
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
I.e. one where they have at least kinda-sorta-maybe some prototype, or is it one of those that are currently so en vogue, i.e. one of the kind that some markedroid had too much coke one day and came to the revelation that this would be just too cool and we should patent it before someone else does?
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
When people can't connect to facebook, I guess
How on earth did this get +2 "Interesting"? The ravings of a madman (Really! No mixed-fibre clothing! No shellfish! No shaving of any part of the head! And Heathens are perfectly fine to buy as slaves. And let's not forget "An eye for an eye") whose ideas of morality and correctness were way out of line when the "Good Book" was written (4-legged insects are unclean! As is pretty much everything else, ever!) has precisely what bearing on our lives?
If you want to live by the rules Leviticus (and most of the rest of the Old Testament) dictates, do feel free. I'm sure such draconian dictates will ensure you die an early death as you struggle to deal with impossible to live up to standards, "Original Sin", and pre-medieval healthcare (Really! Even Obamacare is better than the crap in Leviticus for dealing with illness!).
Of course, there is always the possibility that you are merely trying to force your ideals down everyone else's throat, and grabbing the very first passage from the very worst parts of John's Book of Ravings that enables you to take a supposedly pious and "Enlightened" stance on something that has been socially acceptable since at least 800BC.
Or you're a troll, using a quasi-religious stance to get a rise out of the /. community. In which case, well done. You got me.
It might as well be, this creates the possibility of sending your personal privacy square to hell.
What idiot wants to use this? Turn your body into a broadcasting station that anyone with some gumption could tap at will.
Way to go Motorola, do you still have the taste of ass on your lips? Did the NSA buy you dinner first? Go Die.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!