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Sweden Is Closing Many Prisons Due to Lack of Prisoners

rtoz writes "Sweden is taking steps to close many prisons due to lack of prisoners. This year alone, four prisons and a detention center got closed in Sweden. The percentage of the population in Sweden prison is significantly lower than in most other countries. ... Though the Swedish Government is taking steps to close the prisons, the crime rate in Sweden has increased slightly. It seems they are planning to take steps for preventing crime rather than focusing on jailing people involved in criminal activities."

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  1. can they by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    be outsourced? This is EXACTLY what USA need.

    1. Re:can they by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They may not still be criminals, but there's a pretty high chance that they'll still be Americans...

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  2. Hey California, I have a solution for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    California has a problem with overcrowded prisons. Sweden has a problem with prisons being unoccupied.

    I sense an opportunity for a good capitalist.

    1. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      Swedish Prison?

      That sounds better at this point than trying to survive in the US economy with fuckwits running the show....

      (I mean all of them, not one side)

    2. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just label 'em "bad" and let $deity sort it out.

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    3. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by crutchy · · Score: 5, Funny

      sudo rm politicians

    4. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by Noughmad · · Score: 4, Funny

      sudo killall politicians

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    5. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Noughmad is not in the plutocrat file. This incident will be reported.

    6. Re: Hey California, I have a solution for you by i+ate+my+neighbour · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's fine as long as they have stormtrooper accuracy.

    7. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by isorox · · Score: 4, Funny

      sudo killall politicians

      You realise GCHQ monitor slashdot?

      sudo praise all politicians and their masters

    8. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, in Norway the population is, by and large, loyal to the government, believe it or not. In fact, that is how it is in most of Europe, AFAIK

      Where is the BULLSHIT mod option when you need it!?

      While this MAY be true for Norway it is certainly not true for most of Europe.
      Voter participation is on an all time low, demonstrations against the "ruling class" aka politicians get more violent, corruption is everywhere and people know it.

      The only reason that most appear complicit is because overall people are still living comfortably over here.

    9. Re: Hey California, I have a solution for you by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would a country full of blondes and saunas have any suicide rate at all...?

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    10. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Funny

      While this MAY be true for Norway it is certainly not true for most of Europe.

      Yep.

      Here in Spain we'd be cutting their heads off it it were legal and they weren't heavily armed.

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    11. Re:Hey California, I have a solution for you by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I haven't seen a dupe article this week, so I can't be on the original Slashdot.

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  3. this is not good news by Laxori666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just think of how many jobs will be lost by the closing of these prisons! Surely there must be something we can do to prevent this calamity from continuing. Maybe the government should subsidize crime to encourage more criminals so that these jobs are safe. Or make a bunch of things illegal that aren't, currently, to increase the incarceration rate. Cause more jobs = better economy as we all know.

  4. Repulsive! Government Waste! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the sort of thing you see in countries deeply afflicted with the European-socialist culture of dependency and waste. First, the state wastefully builds a bunch of white-elephant infrastructure projects, rather than embarking on an Efficient private contract; because it's somebody else's money they are spending.

    Then, when those projects stand empty, the state just expects somebody to give them customers (we worked so hard, don't we deserve to succeed?) and then throws up its hands in limp-wristed failure and admits defeat, rather than going out there and making customers through good, old-fashioned, hard work and brutal overcriminalization of all sorts of petty offenses.

    This, my friends, is what a sick society looks like. I bet they try to hide their shame by cooking up a bunch of fancy statistics about how good their human development index rankings, life expectancy, and similar ivory-tower nonsense are; but you can't hide moral sickness this profound.

  5. Re:Start jailing therapists by _merlin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, we should start jailing therapists. Their extortionate "professional rates" suck the lifeblood out of the economy. People would be better off spending this money on hookers and gigolos who give guaranteed relief. Oh wait, not "therapists" but "the rapists". Well, if people were more inclined to hire hookers, that problem could be solved, too!

  6. This is a bad idea by SlovakWakko · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't mess with the equilibrium. Less criminals means less need for cops means more unemplyed cops who usually go into organized crime means more criminals means you need to hire more cops means less crime means... - OMG, it's just a way to get the whole population into organized crime!

  7. Re:Start jailing the rapists by whistlingtony · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is your fault for quoting Newsmax. :D

    Seriously, look a the link itself. "europe-immigration-muslim-obama". I mean.... come on... sheesh.

  8. Sure by mrwolf007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But they just dont have enough space for all the NSA employees.

  9. Re:It will work by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looking at the URLs, I strongly doubt that most of those are unbiased sources.

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