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Texas Drivers Stopped At Roadblock, Asked For Saliva, Blood
schwit1 writes "Some drivers along a busy Fort Worth street on Friday were stopped at a police roadblock and directed into a parking lot, where they were asked by federal contractors for samples of their breath, saliva and even blood. It was part of a government research study aimed at determining the number of drunken or drug-impaired drivers.The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, which is spending $7.9 million on the survey over three years, said participation was '100 percent voluntary' and anonymous. The 'participants' hardly agree."
But those come after the semen and stool samples, right?
The police are unwitting participants in this experiment. Gathering data on intoxication is just the cover story. The real experiment is to see whether Texas is as tough as they talk, or if they're going to bitch out and take this shit. If the result is positive, somebody will roll up to the roadblock with an AR-15 and pop a few skulls. But my money's on the pigs not having anything to worry about, 'cause Texas is full of trash-talkin' BITCHEZZZ!
And most schools have penis inspection day.
Tipping?
Dude! It's doing a wall-walk a-la Trinity from the Matrix!
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
Nah, it's full of convicts.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
If they ask "Do you know why I've stopped you?" do NOT say "Because you thought I had donuts?"
Also, if arrested by a female officer, and she says "Anything you say can and will be held against you." do NOT say "Boobies".
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A school is an institution for educating children.
Hey, I'm a contractor and I don't eat kittens. . .
Roadkill ? ENTIRELY different question. . . (evil grin)
I get all my legal advice from anonymous strangers on the internet.
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