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Scientists Discover Huge Freshwater Reserves Beneath the Ocean

An anonymous reader writes "Scientists have discovered huge freshwater reserves beneath the seabed on continental shelves off the coast of Australia, North America, China and South Africa. 'The volume of this water resource is a hundred times greater than the amount we've extracted from the Earth's sub-surface in the past century since 1900. Fresh water on our planet is increasingly under stress and strain so the discovery of significant new stores off the coast is very exciting. It means that more options can be considered to help reduce the impact of droughts and continental water shortages' says Dr Vincent Post of the National Centre for Groundwater Research and Training (NCGRT) and the School of the Environment at Flinders University."

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  1. Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Water by mentil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Presumably this water will need to be accessed via drilling and pumping the water. Imagine the horrors if there were a water spill, contaminating all that ocean water with its freshness!

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  2. Re:The problem with all this... by Froboz23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nonsense. A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

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  3. Re:This is excellent water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm just about to join up. My recruiter said only officers and above have to clean toilets. Is that true?

  4. Prophesy!! by flyneye · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was this not foretold by the Prophet David Byrne?

    Water dissolving and water removing
    There is water at the bottom of the ocean
    Remove the water, carry the water
    Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean
    Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down
    Letting the days go by, water flowing underground
    Into the blue again, after the money's gone
    Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground
    Into the blue again, into silent water
    Under the rocks and stones, there is water underground
    Letting the days go by, into silent water
    Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

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