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Wisconsin Begins Using Cheese To De-Ice Roads

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "The NYT reports that Milwaukee has begun a pilot program to use cheese brine to keep city roads from freezing, mixing the dairy waste with traditional rock salt as a way to trim costs and ease pollution. 'You want to use provolone or mozzarella,' says Jeffrey A. Tews, the fleet operations manager for the public works department, which has spread the cheesy substance in Bay View, a neighborhood on Milwaukee's south side. 'Those have the best salt content. You have to do practically nothing to it.' Local governments across the country have been experimenting with cheaper and environmentally friendly ways of thawing icy thoroughfares, trying everything from sugar beet juice to discarded brewery grain in an attempt to limit the use of road salt, which can spread too thin, wash away and pollute waterways. 'If you put dry salt on a roadway, you typically lose 30 percent to bounce and traffic,' says Emil Norby, who works for Polk County and was the first in Wisconsin to come up with the cheese brine idea to help the salt stick. In a state where lawmakers once honored the bacterium in Monterey Jack as the state's official microbe, residents of Bay View say they have noticed little difference, good or bad, in the smell of their streets, and city officials say they have received no complaints. The mayor of Bay View says it's an experiment, but one that makes sense. The brine will come from the Dresser Farm in Polk County, where it is already being used on the roads. The only cost will be for transportation and distribution. 'We thought, 'Well, let's give it a shot.' The investment in this project is $1,474.'"

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  1. Re:Side-effects by ElementOfDestruction · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are your dogs lactose intolerant? Hipster freaking dogs with their allergy-of-the-month syndromes...

  2. cheese vs cheese brine by csumpi · · Score: 4, Funny

    timothy, if that's the same to you, have some with crackers.

  3. Re:Why? A cheesemaker's POV... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products

  4. Cats by symes · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are going to have a problem with mice on the roads. What will the spray to deal with the mice? Fish. The fish will attract cats who will eat the mice. But then there will be a cat problem, so they will have to spray ... anyway, I am sure that the old woman who swallowed a fly is consulting. So all is well.

    1. Re:Cats by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

      And when winter comes, the gorillas will simply freeze to death.

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  5. Whey too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Although I suppose it curd work.

    1. Re:Whey too expensive by karnal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where there's a wheel there's a whey.

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  6. Cold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats a heat wave

    When I were a lad in Yorkshire, it used to get down to -25 Kelvin, and our mother would give us a cup of liquid Helium to warm us up...

  7. Re:"$1,474?" said the Federal Government, by glavenoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't worry, I'll mod it for you.

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