Convicted Spammer Jeffrey Kilbride Flees Prison

Posted by timothy on Saturday December 28, 2013 @11:03AM from the be-cautious-subject-is-considered-a-spammer dept.

An anonymous reader writes with this news from California: "According to the article, 'Officials at the Federal Bureau of Prisons say an inmate escaped from a minimum security area of the federal prison in Lompoc. Prison officials say Jeffrey Kilbride, 48, was discovered missing at around 1:30 p.m. on Friday....A search is reportedly underway. Prison officials say Kilbride was serving a 78-month sentence for conspiracy and fraud. He was due to be released on December 11, 2015.'" Here's why Kilbride was in prison.

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Sounds like that prison needs a better by Arancaytar · 2013-12-28 11:16 · Score: 5, Funny

*sunglasses*
spammer filter
YEEEEEEAH
Re: What an idiot. by AmazingRuss · 2013-12-28 11:58 · Score: 5, Funny

He better hope the cops get to him before we do...
Re:Going to PMITA prison! by jones_supa · 2013-12-28 15:22 · Score: 4, Funny

Nerd rage, the funniest form of rage... ;)
Re:What an idiot. by Oysterville · 2013-12-28 15:35 · Score: 5, Funny

He will learn what we all have learned: opting out doesn't work.