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City Councilman Resigns Using Klingon

Virtucon writes "A city councilman in Indian Trail Town, North Carolina has resigned and opted to write his letter of resignation in Klingon. David Waddell is obviously a fan of Star Trek. I wonder if the other council members know what the hell he wrote? I'm sure a nice Qu'vatlh would have sufficed."

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  1. Good luck to him... by just_another_sean · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or should I say Kapla?

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  2. Re:I'm guessing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Especially for a Klingon. I would have expected a lot more blood and growling.

  3. Re:Klingons do not resign. by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since when does a Klingon resign from anything? This must be a hoax. The only reason the word "resign" would be in the Klingon language is to describe other weakling species. Doh!

    Sure, if they were signing a deed for a new ship, and then spilt bloodwine over the signature, they're have to re-sign it.

  4. Re:Klingons do not resign. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 4, Funny

    Klingons do not lease. Nor do they buy. Klingons take what they want, over the bodies of financiers and salespeople!

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  5. Why not Congress? by Valdrax · · Score: 5, Funny

    It looks like he was a buffoon. He voted no on everything including adjournment of the meetings. To top it off, it looks like the only reason he resigned was because he got bored and wanted to perform one last stunt. No one was forcing him to resign.

    Nope. He's a conservative politician in a primarily progressive area whose main shtick (as you mentioned) was to simply vote "No" on everything regardless of sense or reason. So, naturally, he's resigning to campaign for the U.S. Senate where his skills are clearly in high demand right now.

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    1. Re:Why not Congress? by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please. Playing ignorant(or willfully disdainful) lip service to the constitution as if it's magical is #2 on standard politician processes, after pandering to the individual groups you are talking to today.

      Besides, the Constitution is better in the original Klingon.

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  6. Exactly by Inzkeeper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just what I was thinking.
    "Resign" in Klingon would have to be a polite way of saying "took a Bat'leth to the skull".
    He is definitely no Klingon.

  7. Re:I'm guessing.. by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, this is Klingon - they should execute him.

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