Google Co-Opts Whale-Watching Boat To Ferry Employees
theodp writes "Purportedly intended to defuse tensions over gentrification that have led to blockades and vandalism of Google's ubiquitous shuttles (video), which make use of public San Francisco bus stops (map), Wired reports that Google is now chartering a ferry to take its workers from SF to Silicon Valley. 'We certainly don't want to cause any inconvenience to SF residents, and we're trying alternative ways to get Googlers to work,' Google explained. Inconveniencing whale-seeking visitors to The Aquarium of the Pacific, however, is apparently not considered evil. After learning that Google had co-opted the $4 million, 83-foot, 150-passenger whale-watching catamaran MV/Triumphant to ferry as few as 30-40 Googlers to work, some expressed concerns on Facebook that Google would be The Grinch That Stole Whale Watching Season (not to worry; the boat's slated to make its 'triumphant' return to Long Beach after Google's '30-day trial')."
People in the traffic jams are now able to watch whales getting brought to work by boat.
theodp, do you have any source whatsoever to actually back up your assertion that the use of the boat is intended to defuse tension?
And since when is "inconveniencing" tourists by chartering just ONE of the boats "in the fleet" considered evil, as you imply?
So instead of peacefully letting the tech workers board somewhat environmentally friendly busses that are subjected to stringent emissions regulations, they harass google and others to the point where they have to ride a boat with NO emissions regulations to and from work? Not to mention the fuel economy of boat vs wheels is horrible.
I wonder how the whales feel about this?
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> Inconveniencing [whale watchers] is apparently not considered evil.
I don't understand what anyone involved in this debacle wants google to do. Cease to exist? Develop transporter technology? In general, complaints about gentrification seem ridiculous. You can't complain about rich people outbidding you for your home any more than you can about immigrants stealing your jobs. What do you want, an act of congress to protect your economic niche? Hope you have a lobby.
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I really dont get it. While I understand google is not squeeky clean these days, why do people have to turn everything into an anti google issue? Google pays for busses to bring its employees to work? its bad!!!! Google tries something different with a ferry, OH NO now people cant watch the whales!!!! I mean come on already google could say they are going to give everyone in the state a brand new tesla, and someone would be bitching about how they wanted a ford
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It sounds like Google didnt' co-opt the boat, they just hired it. The company that owns it and hires it out decided to take Google's offer over that of the whale-watching company who apparently didn't have a long-term contract for it's use. That's frankly one of the risks you take when you make your company's operation dependent on someone else without locking it down with an iron-clad air-tight contract: that someone else may change their mind and you're left high and dry.
I don't think "co-opted" means what you think it means. I'm pretty sure Google just paid the operator for their service.
One day, Google is just going to build a space station and all of their workers will be up there. Then other companies will follow suit.
Eventually, all that will be left on the hot drought stricken planet will be the unemployable dregs with no skills and no worthwhile education - you know, all those losers that companies say have no skills or inadequate education. And the folks who don't fit into the corporate culture *cough*too old*cough*.
Then in the meantime, when those losers complain about job prostpects, the elite will point fingers and say "Oh Gee! First World Problems!" and other BS - while they continually lobby for more of the folks from countries exporting their poverty.
And I'd like to point out that yes, I do have First World problems. See, my ancestors were smart enough to treat their women as equals and not less than cattle. They were smart enough to implelment a democratically elected governmental system and not fall for the liars who want to create an authortarian control government and economy. And they were smart enough to realize that a government needs to be secular in order to be just.
So, I got lucky - I had wise ancestors who learned from the stupidity of the rest of the World. And I am grateful.
I resent the billionaire class trying to hide their true intentions by calling smart, hard working, decent people inadequate in order to hide their exploitation of Third World labor - like the Indians, Chinese, and other countries who didn't have the benefit of enlighted leaders and ancestors.
I think the anger is misplaced in the first place but this doesn't actually address what I see as the actual gripe.
The reason people are mad a Google buses is because it enables and encourages Google employees to live in SF without paying expensive transportation costs or suffering the inconveniences of public transportation, which makes a two tiered system of those who work for a deep pocket tech companies and those who don't.
It causes an increase in demand for housing which SF building laws do little to meet on the supply side substantially raising rents.
Work for Google, be a total brogrammer, live in hip Disneyland for adults, work in a tech-burbia perpetual college bubble, at the cost of displacing less affluent locals and the destruction of culture.
I hadn't realized that the Vandals objected.
Don't be lazy, people. Use your own car, public bus, carpool with others, whatever.
What's the difference between what Google is doing and carpooling on a large scale?
Against the middle ages Germanic tribe, perhaps?
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Seriously will ./ try to slant anything to make Google look bad? Co-Opt a boat? Did Google storm the boat by force and take it over like nerdy pirates? Or did Google negotiate a contract with a company to use one of their boats? If whale watching is in such crazy demand that Google using a boat for 30 days is ruining the season then it sounds like there is a great business opportunity for someone to start another whale watching tour company.
./'s pantys in a knot. Thats why.
Why isn't anyone bitching about the owners of the boat letting Google use it? Becuase that wouldn't get
I would guess that moving 30-40 passengers via bus uses far less fuel than taking them by boat.
Way to go SF! Save your bus-stops...
We should expect pro-environment Berkley folks to be protesting the pro-bus-stop SF residents...
It's prejudicial against 5th century Germanic tribes. If anyone finds a Vandal to complain, I'll back them 100%.
Individual employees driving cars (or even carpooling) would be worse for the environment and worse for traffic. A lot of the folks probably don't own cars (it's hard to own a car in San Francisco); they'd be paying for parking, which would actually drive rents up further. Space is space, whether you're putting yourself in an apartment or a car in a parking space.
Public transportation doesn't go directly to where they need to be to work, and it doesn't go there as quickly as the Google shuttle would (what with making a lot of intermediate steps.) That said, the tech companies in the area generally *will* provide a stipend of some sort for employees that can efficiently commute via mass transit. (For Google, that usually means BART or CalTrain, not busses.)
One more reasoned argument seems to be that Google should have encouraged public transportation to provide the routes they need instead of doing it themselves. That, however, isn't how the free market works. I can easily imagine the outrage at "Google's manipulation of the city government to bend the mass transit system to their will," so I rather doubt it would actually mollify the protesters any.
Develop transporter technology?
Proposal accepted.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
If nothing else, the Google shuttle could be considered simply a form of non-monetary compensation to Google's employees. (In the same way that all their free food is actually taxed as income.)
That's the way an economy works. They might not be paying cash for it, but at the end of the day they're making less money because some of their compensation is in the form of a free bus ride down the Peninsula.
I think the issue is that Google is using city bus stops without permission. In other words appropriating a public asset for private use. And possibly impacting the performance of a city service, have city buses had to wait while the google shuttle cleared the stop?
If Google were picking up its employees somewhere else there would probably be no controversy.
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At the end of the day what I take from this is that SF is populated with frightened, hate-filled malcontents. I just hope this serves to dispel the rose-colored view of these people that so many indulge. They are not fair, friendly, open armed flower children that wish you and yours peace and freedom; they hate you and if you have the temerity to intrude on their precisely cultivated little world they won't hesitate to publically ostracize you, or worse.
One wonders if, at this point, someone in Google isn't thinking a suite in Colorado or Utah might have been a better option. I'm certain thats occurred to the employees that have to run the SF protest gauntlet every day.
Is there anything out that that is not racist to a subgroup of people these days? I mean seriously I would turn it into a drinking game but I would be dead within 15 minutes of watching the news these days
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They did not. THE Vandals objected.
From this summary: "...some expressed concerns on Facebook..."
From another summary today: "Google today announced new integration between Gmail and Google+..."
Oh this irony!
The boat doesn't belong to the Aquarium of the Pacific; it belongs to a private harbor cruise company. If the cruise company would rather charter the boat to Google than run whale-watching tours, why shouldn't they do so?
As to the buses -- it seems that the excuse a lot of opponents use is that Google and other companies use the city's bus stops without paying for the privilege, either through fees or through fines. But the mayor of San Francisco doesn't seem to have any issues with this. Muni is actually working on developing a policy to more efficiently share the stops with the private shuttles, and it's not going to get a dime for doing it.
I'm surprised Google is bothering with a boat. The boat only takes people as far as Redwood City. They've only doing a little more than half the trip by boat. They'll have to take buses at both ends. It doesn't seem worth the trouble to change vehicles twice.
People aren't upset at the car/van/bus-pooling per se.
They're upset about the gentrification of neighborhoods, as tech millionaires "ruin" old neighborhoods by living in them.
As an example, look how "awful" Brooklyn is now. Damned hipsters and their mayonnaise store.
I rode on a ferry once. I was heading to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
What? How is "vandalism" a racist word? Some vandalism is racist (as in when a synagogue is defaced with swastikas), but I've never before seen someone claim that the word is somehow racist. Are you concerned with offending the descendants of a Germanic tribe that overran parts of Europe in the 5th century?
If I were Google, I'd be encouraging people to relocate to Austin, a fine city which is the Live Music Capital of the World, and not particularly encumbered by artificial housing constraints. They can even go whale watching on Lake Travis, although they probably won't see any.
Or they could ramp up their facility near here in Cambridge and rent the duck boats to take engineers over to Boston.
...after Google's '30-day trial'...
Good grief. Even their boat chartering is in beta.
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A double do-good. Yea Google.
If Google's people are so friggin' smart why are they wasting all this money on buses and ferries? Keep all the employees at home, make them telecommute, and use Hangout for meetings. How hard is that???
Shouldn't that be a G-boat?
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calling nerds "tech bros" could be considered abusive - calling one subgroup by the name of the very group that bullied them at school its a bit like calling Obama a redneck or cracker.
"What is so bad about the employees driving themselves to work, or use public transportation, or have Google buy bus tickets for employees to commute by bus?"
Cars add to traffic and cause congestion at Google parking lots and add the extra labor of self-driving to the obligations of Google employees.
Public trans is less efficient because it isn't strictly targeted to serve Google employees.
There is no reason for Google not to take care of their employees rather than burden public transport, burden the employees, and burden Google thereby.
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Is anyone else as bothered as me by the fact that the "Hello my name is" sticker on slide two of the presentation is such a low quality image? Oh god, slide three the bullets don't line up with the items, and then there's overlapping text on slide four. From there's it's pretty smooth sailing, but I would have tuned out real quick in that meeting.
Even if you do "own" the property, that does not constitute an unlimited right to do with it as you wish. It is not hereditary property, nor is it held by sovereign right. Your interest in the property is defined wholly by financial terms -- cash on the barrel-head. If someone else wants to spend more money to acquire that same property, so be it.
I don't wish to entirely repeat myself, but I found a metaphor that I feel particularly apt: this influx of wealth is like a rising tide. One may protest this (as demonstrated by Canute), but the flow of dollars, as with the tide, will not be swayed by argument, vandalism, nor rioting. To my mind, a far more productive use of time would be to recall that 'a rising tide lifts all boats', and apply oneself to learning programming. I did. Programming (albeit in its meanest form) is being taught to schoolchildren. Failing that, find a good excuse to separate these techies from their money -- real estate can't be their only interest. Failing that, "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche": this is how markets work. I would be receptive to the idea that markets are not an appropriate solution for allocating housing, but no one seems to be making that argument, and frankly it's going to be a hard sell to the rest of the world.
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such hate from the supposedly friendly bay area...
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Dear Google,
It appears that you are spending too much money trying to satisfy some ungrateful residents that don't like your employees spending their money within their community. Maybe you should consider moving to our state and neighborhood where the taxes are cheaper, the air is cleaner, the cost of living is lower, and the people appreciate employers that bring jobs to the local economy.
Sincerely,
The other 49 states.
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It boils down to what you gain vs what you lose.
Would you rather make $100,000 and have to pay $2000 a month in rent
or
Make $50,000 and pay $1000 a month in rent?
What you gain vs what you pay is where your decision lies. Cost of living is high, but compensation for the work tends to be disproportionately higher. Take home $38k or take home $76k after paying your rent....
Maybe Greenpeace can pick up the slack and blockade them.
So some people are OK to be racist against, but not others, depending on their race?
Racist language being treated as acceptable hurts everyone.
By your logic, Google can do no wrong and that the protesters can do no right? You're part of the problem by suggesting that a company should be entitled to wage economic warfare if they're not served hand & foot.
Twitter supports and protects racists - by smearing their critics with the "Hate Speech" label.
Is "co-opted" the right word? Probably not.
The right word is probably "rented".
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