The Mystery/Myth of the $3 Million Google Engineer
jfruh writes "Recently Business Insider caused a minor stir among developers with dreams of riches with a story about a nameless Google engineer who's making $3 million a year. Who is this person, and how unusual are pay scales like this inside the Googleplex? Phil Johnson uses public information to try to figure out the answer. His conclusion: the $3 million engineer may exist, but is a rare bird indeed if so."
When I was finished wiping the my shit encrusted ass hairs, I ordered that the busiest bridge in the world be sabotaged to exact political retribution...
I'm such a barrel assed fucking saboteur that it's no wonder that I am the governor of New Jersey.
I'm the licker of rectums. I am the puppet master. I am the one who Bings. I am all of these things! Why do you cower? Because my power cannot be comprehended by an insignificant existence such as yourself! In that case, why do you even exist!? Disappear.