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Americans To FCC Chair: No Cell Calls On Planes, Please

jfruh writes "Who says Americans are politically apathetic? The FCC's proposal to allow cellular data — and, if the airline allows it, voice calls — on airplanes unleashed a flood of responses even before the official comment period began this week. The sentiment was overwhelmingly opposed to people talking on phones in flight. Some correspondents spun terrifying hypotheticals about yapping teens, some accused FCC chair Tom Wheeler of flying on private planes and being out of touch with the full-on horror of in-flight chatter, and one person concluded their letter with the word 'no' with letter 'o' repeated 213 times."

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  1. FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by jratcliffe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I find the idea of being trapped next to someone making a phone call on a plane loathsome, the FCC really shouldn't be in the position of banning things just because they're annoying. If there's no technical/safety reason to ban the calls, allow them. The AIRLINES, on the other hand, really SHOULD ban these calls, and most have already said that they would.

    1. Re:FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 2

      Mod Parent up.

      It also occurs to me that with net neutrality now banned, the obvious way to do this would be to invite people to use an in-plane wifi that blocks skype and other voice chat programs.

      Come to think of it, an in-plane satellite based high latency wifi system you wouldn't even need to filter for, it just plain wouldn't work.

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    2. Re:FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I also don't see how a US government organisation can ban the act of speech for a non-safety related reason - surely that would violate freedom of speech?

      Once the FCC and FAA concluded it was no longer a safety concern, their remit for control of it expired and the only entities that could ban it on "annoyance" grounds would be the airlines that operate the aircraft.

    3. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Scowler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Public libraries often ban talking on cell phones, and not on any safety grounds.

    4. Re:FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by ErichTheRed · · Score: 2

      "That's fine, right up until 1 airline allows it, and you start seeing their flight prices just a nudge below everyone elses. "

      Very good point. I'm in the airline IT business. Airlines may be deregulated in the US, but every time one does something, the others follow. If Delta raises or lowers their fares by $10, United will do the same thing, often the same day. Same thing goes for inflight service changes -- if something that was free suddenly becomes an "ancillary revenue stream," you can bet that the other carriers will do this as soon as they can make the systems changes necessary to collect said fee. There are a couple of low cost carriers (Southwest, JetBlue) that don't exactly follow this model, but service is so homogenized that all the carriers might as well merge. So if one carrier starts allowing calls, everyone will, but i don't know if people will take that one lying down. The airlines have all been cutting capacity and stuffing more people into coach for years -- this would be a pretty big slap in the face IMO.

    5. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Dan+East · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, but individual public libraries aren't the federal government banning them wholesale across an entire swath of private property. Individual libraries have the right to make that decision for themselves. Perhaps they would want to provide specific areas where people could use cell phones, thus people that don't want to be around them can simply stay away from that area. Similarly, why couldn't airlines sell seats in specific sections of the plane (the back perhaps?) where cell phone calls were allowed? That shouldn't be up to the FCC since cell phones have been proven to not crash airplanes through their EMF emissions.

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    6. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      but how long until an airline gets sued because a passenger was unable to take an emergency-related call?

      If you leave it to the market and then a passenger chooses to buy a ticket on a no-phones airline, then it's the call receiver who is responsible for declining the emergency call. "Our customer wanted to be in a phoneless environment and paid for that, furthermore demonstrating his preference. Sue him for not taking your call."

      Furthermore, it's hard to imagine any scenario where anyone could ever have a reasonable expectation for being able to take an emergency call. Even if I fab an extreme over-the-top example (as I, like anyone, would love to do).

      Guy happens to be the Last Doctor In The World. He says, "I want to fly on someone else's airplane, but I want to not listen to anyone else talking." So he buys a ticket on a no-phones airline. While waiting in the terminal, he turns off his phone. One second later, the President's wife calls him, and leaves this voice mail: "The President is choking on pizza! What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!?" but since the doctor turned off his phone, he doesn't see the call come in. He boards his flight, oblivious to the coming disaster.

      Mid-flight, one of the passengers starts talking to another passenger. The doctor screams, "hey, shut the fuck up!" and everyone quiets down, because you never know when you might want to be on The Last Doctor In The World's good side. The captain makes an announcement over the intercom. The doctor glares, hatefully. He doesn't make a scene, but he writes the captain's name in his no-treatment book. The engines drone on, and he grimaces with discomfort, noting he's never going to treat anyone who works at Boeing, where they make such loud engines.

      An hour later, he gets off the plane. He turns on his phone, and sees a bunch of voicemails from the First Lady. He calls her back. "Get your husband to cough up the pizza," he offers, rolling his eyes, but his advice has arrived too late. The president has already asphyxiated to death.

      Unfortunately, right after the president's death, a bill arrived on his desk, which would have outlawed mass puppy shredding. It didn't get signed quickly, because it took a while for the then-vice-president to catch up. So one hundred thousand puppies where shredded, while it was still legal to do so. One of those puppies had an important passphrase tattooed on its ear, but now it has been shredded. Without the passphrase, no one was able to stop the nuclear launch that resulted in the deaths of three billion people.

      One of the people whose gardener died in the nuclear war, sues Samsung for designing a phone that has an off switch, based on the idea that people HAVE TO receive emergency calls, no matter what anyone (even the owner of the phone) wants.

      You're on the jury. What's your decision? If you rule in favor of the plaintiff, Samsung owes someone $3 to replace the plant that the dead gardener never got around to watering. And I will harbor a hypothetical-$3 grudge against you, from now to the end of time. OTOH, if you rule for the defendent, then I agree with you, my friend. What's it going to be?

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    7. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      There's nothing that someone trapped in a plane could do about an emergency. Well, all the business people will claim that the sales call was an emergency, but if your kid is home bleeding out, any call to you should have been made to 911, and after that, call the phone and leave a message, you'll get it when you land, when you can conceivably go to the hospital or whatever. Knowing your kid is near death 4 hours sooner has no effect on the situation.

    8. Re:FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 2

      We shall all fly at the lowest common denominator, because that's how the US airline industry works. No airline enforces the rules on carry-on bag size so everyone can get on and off the plane in less than 20 minutes, or offers no-crying-baby flights, or more legroom, or still serves real food in coach. If one allows phone calls, the rest will within a week.

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    9. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "But I'm not sure that is banning "speech" as it is about banning "speaking"."

      There are probably think-tanks that would pay to have someone with your ability to contort logic into previously unthinkable directions. Also have you considered becoming a corporate attorney?

      Doesn't matter. Free speech isn't anything you folks are arguing about. Free speech is not being arrested by the Government for expressing your opinion. Even then, good luck threatening to kill someone, or the famous "Yelling FIRE! in a crowded theater".

      Free speech was never about a person's unadulterated right to say whatever they want, whenever they want to, and no response from anyone else allowed.

      All of which is to say that if some asshat starts talking on their phone in the plane, and the other passengers beat the bejabbers out of him, the asshat can have them arrested for assault, but his freedom of speech has not been abridged.

      No corporate attorney duplicity needed.

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    10. Re:FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by TubeSteak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mod Parent up.

      Mod the GrandParent down.
      Just off the top of my head, here are two things the FCC regulates because of annoyance:
      http://www.fcc.gov/encyclopedia/loud-commercials
      http://www.fcc.gov/encyclopedia/do-not-call-list

      Has your evening or weekend been disrupted by a call from a telemarketer? If so, you're not alone. The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) has been receiving complaints in increasing numbers from consumers throughout the nation about unwanted and uninvited calls to their homes from telemarketers.

      If no-phone-calls is a good public policy, then there's absolutely no reason to leave its enforcement in private hands.
      Make it a law and put the weight of the State behind it.

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    11. Re: FCC Shouldn't Ban It, But Airlines Should by shikaisi · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure where these polite Asian countries are that you are referring to, unless possibly you mean Japan. Certainly in China people have no qualms about talking on their phone anywhere, even in the middle of an opera. "Guess where I am. I'm at the opera! Listen!". She seemed quite put out when I glared at her for that. Seriously, most Americans are a picture of self-restraint when it comes to cellphone use compared to almost anywhere in Asia outside of Japan.

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  2. Allow. by nblender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Allow people to make phone calls while in-flight... However, they should be asked to step outside for the duration of their phone call.

  3. Re:Allow it... by Penguinisto · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nice compromise, but seating space is already at cattle-car tightness now. I can only imagine what it would squeeze everyone down to if you had to accommodate a frickin' room with soundproofing.

    Personally, and as a guy who travels on business a lot, I MUCH prefer that cell phone usage remain banned (data usage okay, but no cell usage).

    Why? Two reasons:

    1) people are annoying enough - imagine 100-200 of them in a tiny cabin practically yelling into their cell phones.

    2) I love not having to answer emails or phone calls while in-flight.

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  4. Imagine by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A night flight. The plane is quiet.

    Suddenly,

    "Yeah, I couldn't sleep... No, they've fed us.... HA HA HA HA HA!!! Yeah, that's right! HA HA HA HA HA!!! I know what you mean and there's that.... HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Do you remember that?... HA HA HA HA HA!!!"

    1. Re:Imagine by quixote9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Exactly. So much for it not being a safety issue. Homicides are a safety issue.

    2. Re:Imagine by mjr167 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A night flight. The plane is quiet.

      Suddenly...

      Mommy... I have to pee... Mommy... I need a glass of water. Mommy... why does the man sitting next to us have this funny mask over his eyes? Is he playing a game? Can I play too? HEY! Do you have an extra mask? What are we playing?

    3. Re:Imagine by wiredog · · Score: 2

      The plane is quiet.
      I don't think anyone is going to be sleeping after the engines have shut down.

  5. Re:Allow it... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    " (data usage okay, but no cell usage)."

    The FCC's job here is to create rules to promote safety. If it's an annoyance issue then the airlines should be the ones making rules about it. We don't need the FCC legislating cell phone use in movie theaters and cell phone use in planes can be dealt with the same way - anyone who won't stop talking on their phone in the theater/plane will be made to leave.

  6. More distressing than apathy by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is worse than apathy.

    Americans are now wholly incapable of thinking for themselves. Instead of insisting that airlines provide the service they want, and voting with their money, they want to tell the government to force everyone to go along with those who shout the loudest. If there's no safety issue with cell phones, is it even the government's business? Most airlines will ban phone usage, except perhaps in business class or wherever else warranted. Some won't, and for those who can't cut the (totally nonexistent) cord they'll choose those airlines.

    I find it hypocritical that anyone who believes in personal liberties should support the government regulating behavior they find annoying.

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    1. Re:More distressing than apathy by GrumpySteen · · Score: 4, Informative

      The FCC regulations that banned cell phone usage on planes were based on the idea that the phones EM emissions might interfere with the operation of the airplane's equipment. That has absolutely nothing to do with "regulating behavior they find annoying" and is exactly the type of regulation that the FCC was intended to oversee.

      In the time since those regulations were put in place, it's become increasingly clear that cell phones won't cause interference with the plane's equipment. The FCC is now considering revising the regulations according to the new information. This is what they should be doing and it should be encouraged.

      In the process of reconsidering those regulations, they asked for input from the public. This is also what they should be doing and it should be encouraged.

      It's not the FCC's fault that a bunch of people freaked out and submitted "OMG Nooooo!" comments that had absolutely nothing to do with what the FCC is actually regulating. I feel sorry for whoever has to sort through all of those comments to see if there is anything valid buried in them.

  7. Re: Allow it... by SylvesterTheCat · · Score: 2

    Nice idea, but it doesn't work.

    I fly a fair amount.

    The "noise" that noise-cancelling headphones cancel are sounds that have a consistent volume, like the constant drone (no pun intended) of the aircraft engines. The headphones do not cancel sounds like other people's conversations, at least not very well.

  8. Re:Allow it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    anyone who won't stop talking on their phone in the plane will be made to leave.

    Now there's something we can all agree on!

  9. Re: Allow it... by djdanlib · · Score: 2

    Yup, frequent and sane fliers do. The rest of us who might fly once or twice in our lifetimes would prefer not to hear conference calls on that 12 hour day of flying.

  10. I hope inflight mobile use stays banned. by ErichTheRed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Thankfully I have a shorter commute these days, but my last job involved an hour-and-a-half trip each direction on the train. The thing that bothered me most wasn't the time, the crowded trains, the hours i had to get up in the morning. No, it was the people yapping on their phones. Imagine a 5:50 AM commuter train with totally dead people half-asleep, then some idiot starts screaming into their phone and doesn't shut up for the entire trip. Now imagine that same scenario, but now you're inches away from that idiot crammed into a coach seat for a 14 hour flight to Japan. I fly a fair amount of these incredibly long trips for work, and I think I'd rather poke a hole in my eardrums with a sharp instrument than listen to 14 hours of inane banter or some exec screaming at his subordinate or assistant.

    People just don't get that (a) you don't need to shout anymore, and (b) no one wants to hear about the divorce case you're working on, the colon polyp you had removed, your escapades out at the bar last night, your cat, your dog, your kids or any of the large number of conversations I've heard.

    The other thing that's nice for the truly crazy business people I know (I'm not one of them) is that airplane time is dead time -- no one is sending you messages, no one can reach you, etc.

  11. cell phone conversations are allowed on trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and i don't find them the least bit annoying.

    i think it would be very similar for airplanes.

    1. Re:cell phone conversations are allowed on trains by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 3, Informative

      The popularity of QuietCars on trains (even commuter trains now) seems to indicate that they *are* annoying enough...

  12. It's a bit sketchy, but I think you can by monkeyhybrid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've never tried to make a call but I have happily sent texts during a flight before. I can't say I paid much attention to it at the time, but I'm pretty sure I had a good bar or two of reception, at least whilst over land, so I'm guessing a call could have worked ok too. I'm sure the sitting-in-a-metal-tube thing won't help but presumably the windows allow enough RF to pass through.

    Also, some of the passengers of 'flight 93' made calls to their loved ones during the 9/11 hijackings.

    1. Re:It's a bit sketchy, but I think you can by HBI · · Score: 2

      Post 9-11, the cell towers ignore anything moving over a certain speed. Pre-9-11, no such thing
      You'll note cell reception returns when the plane is about to land and the speeds are down sufficiently.

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    2. Re:It's a bit sketchy, but I think you can by areusche · · Score: 2

      Service provider, type of plane, and how high? I doubt you'll be able to do it. There's also some debate about how the "flight 93" survivors made their calls. Something that the 9/11 truth guys bring up. If you're flying a typical flight at cruising altitude you will be too high to make the calls. You were probably low enough to make the calls. Here's an interesting read on the whole flight 93 call thing: http://911research.wtc7.net/planes/analysis/phonecalls.html

  13. Darth Vader wrote in? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

    one person concluded their letter with the word 'no' with letter 'o' repeated 213 times.

    Ah. The voice of reason.

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  14. Better hardware or education by aviators99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Philosophically speaking, it doesn't make sense to ban people talking on the phone and not ban people talking to the person next to them. I've never heard anyone asking the FCC (or slightly more reasonably the FAA) to regulate the volume people can speak on the plane.

    Practically speaking, people tend to speak more loudly when they are speaking on the phone. Normally, this is not necessary. Part of the problem is that unlike landlines (remember them?), you don't get the feedback in the earpiece of your own voice when you're speaking on a mobile phone. Psychologically, this creates a desire to "speak up". This could be helped immensely big changing the way the hardware works.

    You could also require the use of some sort of external headset that provides feedback and eliminates background noise better than the existing phones.

    Most importantly, educating people that they don't need to speak that loudly into mobile phones could go a long way. And not only on airplanes.

    1. Re:Better hardware or education by LMariachi · · Score: 2

      Being forced to hear only one end of a conversation is vastly more irritating than hearing both parties.

  15. Annoying but Not Dangerous by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2

    Cellphones on plane would be annoying, but as long as it's not dangerous, that's purely a business problem. The FCC shouldn't be getting involved with enforcing various people's aesthetics on others; that's not it's job.

  16. Simple solution by NEDHead · · Score: 2

    Make those drop-down oxygen masks a little bigger, and they can double as CONES OF SILENCE. These will work especially well with the rumored iShoe phone

  17. Re:Allow it... by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

    The FCC's job here is to create rules to promote safety.

    No, the FCC's job here is to regulate the use of a limited public resource so that it remains productive and usable. The only "safety" feature of the FCC rules are the standards for RF emissions to protect people from injury from RF energy.

    The current cell phone ban from the FCC has nothing to do with safety, it is a side effect of the existing regulation based on ITU treaties regarding the use of specific bands of of frequencies. The allocation for a major part of the cell phone frequencies is LAND mobile. That excludes use while airborne. A secondary justification is the design of hundreds of existing cell systems, which were designed with LAND mobile users as the intended target, so there are technical issues with simply changing the allocation to AIR mobile.

    It is the FAA that is tasked with safety regulations for aviation. The vast majority of such regulation occurs as the direct result of an accident or incident, such as the FAAs new policies for medical certificates that forces anyone with a BMI of 40 or more to prove they DO NOT have sleep apnea. Too many pilots falling asleep at the wheel, something has to be done.

    We don't need the FCC legislating cell phone use in movie theaters and cell phone use in planes can be dealt with the same way - anyone who won't stop talking on their phone in the theater/plane will be made to leave.

    There is now precedent for "or shot". I'm still undecided if that is too severe or just the right deterrent.

  18. Re:Allow it... by DickBreath · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Wonder how much it would cost to retrofit every [airplane] with a sound-proofed 'room'.

    I wonder how much it would cost to outfit that sound-proofed booth with a trap door floor?

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  19. Re:Allow it... by paiute · · Score: 2

    Allow cell phone calls on airplanes, but only from inside a soundproof booth in the back of the plane.

    Mile-High Booth

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  20. Re:Allow it... by hubie · · Score: 2

    If you're old enough, you might remember when airplanes had smoking and non-smoking sections separated by an imaginary barrier between two rows (restaurants used to do that too, it was like they thought there were little Maxwell's Demons whacking the smoke particles back as they tried to drift out of the smoking area). I can see the airline industry going in that direction with cell phones. Of course they'll charge extra for it, but I'm not sure if you'll have to pay more to sit there or not sit there.

  21. Call me crazy by DarthVain · · Score: 2

    But isn't this all moot? Unless you are using a satellite phone how exactly is a cell phone supposed to get a signal within a flying plane? I am no expert, but isn't the signals transmitted by ground based stations? I am not sure that they A) have the range, or B) are omni-directional (i.e up). Perhaps at low altitude close to a tower, or on the runway, but I am not sure how well cell technology is going to operate at 30,000ft over nothing.

    http://www.911myths.com/html/mobiles_at_altitude.html

    Seems to indicate that it may be possible, but likely not, and even if it was, impractical.

    Wifi is an interesting idea, as it could be used for connectivity. Then again the connection that is used is a satellite one, which likely has some bandwidth restrictions, and is likely costly to operate beyond a certain point.

    So for the most part this is a moot argument in the first place.

  22. Re:Allow it... by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 2

    "If you complain to a flight attendant about a passenger that smells, they'll usually deal with it."

    One has to ask... how? Do they hose the offending passenger down with Febreze?

  23. FCC's role by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

    The FCC's role in all of this should be is there a safety reason not to allow the phones on planes. The fact that it will be annoying and obnoxious should be left up to the market to decide. If some airlines offer cell free flights, and the public wants that, then those airlines will profit by increased ridership. If not, then their competitors will benefit. Not every problem needs to be solved by the government.

  24. I'd Rather They Be Passionate About Net Neutrality by tmlrv · · Score: 2

    Getting up in arms about cell phones on planes is all fine and good. Frankly, however, I'd rather see people be getting upset about the net neutrality ruling and demanding the FCC appeal the outcome. That will have a greater long term impact than conversations on planes.