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Surrey Hit With Catnado

taikedz writes "A "mini-tornado" brought down trees, damaged property and even lifted cats in the air, an eyewitness has said. Shirley Blay, who keeps horses at the Jolly Blossom Stables on Station Road, Chobham, told BBC Surrey: 'It was a mini-tornado, I can't describe it as anything less. It started with very heavy rain, hailstones and very strong wind and all of a sudden, the wind was very, very strong, to the point of lifting roofs. We've got four feral cats in the yard and they were being lifted off the ground — about 6ft off the ground — they just went round like a big paper bag.' She said the people and animals who were caught up in the storm were uninjured. A spokesman from Valgrays Animal Rescue in Warlingham said: 'It was like something out of a Steven Spielberg film.'

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  1. Hundreds or thousands by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are hundreds to thousands of real, super destructive tornadoes each year, I don't get why a particularly weak one is of note. We didn't even get a "scientists baffled" tagline.

    1. Re:Hundreds or thousands by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because it hit Cobham and did millions of pounds worth of renovation :D

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    2. Re:Hundreds or thousands by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because, how often do you get to use the word "catnado," much less actually see it happen?

      Here's hoping someone caught it on film and is uploading to the net as we type.

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    3. Re:Hundreds or thousands by mattie_p · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Because, how often do you get to use the word "catnado," much less actually see it happen?

      Here's hoping someone caught it on film and is uploading to the net as we type.

      Seriously. Pics or it didn't happen.

    4. Re:Hundreds or thousands by Hypotensive · · Score: 2

      Chobham is a good 12 miles away from Cobham.

    5. Re:Hundreds or thousands by TheCarp · · Score: 3, Informative

      You clearly don't understand news.

      "When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news." ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M... )

      It doesn't matter that more people are hurt by dogs biting them then dogs hurt by men biting them, it is all about frequency and expectation. If you can tell some random person on the street "X happened" and they are shocked, then its news. if they shrug and say "no shit, it happens every day" then its not news.

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    6. Re:Hundreds or thousands by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is now :)

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    7. Re:Hundreds or thousands by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      I'm even betting the man who wrote the screenplay for the epic "Sharknado" is on the case.

      Someone wrote that? I assumed it was the result of a buffer overflow.

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  2. WTF Slashdot by sanosuke001 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is this, the local fucking news?

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    1. Re:WTF Slashdot by J'raxis · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. Re:WTF Slashdot by mattie_p · · Score: 3, Funny

      I still expect some level of quality from idle. I don't want to see pictures of your mother's cat.

      If the cat is flying in circles due to being caught in a mini-tornado, then I do want to see pictures of your mother's cat.

  3. Hello I'm british by CdBee · · Score: 2

    We get tornadoes, just not often. Perhaps a few dozen a year - in my life I've only seen one once (I was driving at night and it crossed the road from one side to the other 100 yards in front of me - scared the crap out of me).

    As a result they are much discussed over cups of tea when they occur. The national obsession with cats has made this the news story of the year

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    1. Re:Hello I'm british by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Informative

      What you saw is a large "Dust devil" I've seen those to. About the size of an office building.

      A REAL tornado you can't be within 100 yards of. They reach from the ground to the sky and are usually anywhere from a few dozen yards wide to miles wide at the base. I've survived 2 of those, and if it were an actual tornado, you probably would have crapped yourself for real.

  4. Re:weather report by geogob · · Score: 2

    But it's about cute cats!

  5. Love this post by SeanBlader · · Score: 2

    This post is perfect for a monday! It's about cats, it's on the internet, and it's about a tornado in England of all places. Along with that it's certainly due to be a Syfy movie of the week, following up after Sharknado, Sharkalanche, Sharkicane, and Sharkano.

  6. Meteorologists has rated it by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    cat gory 5 catnado.