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Historical Carbon Emissions From Dragons In Middle Earth

An anonymous reader writes "The climate of Middle Earth has recently been under the spotlight, with the current and future climate of Middle Earth simulated using the HadCM3L General Circulation Model. However, to the best of our knowledge, there has been little work investigating the historical carbon emissions of Middle Earth. Specifically, what impact has the demise of dragons had on carbon emissions? To shed some light on this question, we start by considering the carbon footprint of the antagonist, Smaug." Smaug is surprisingly environmentally friendly.

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  1. Stating the Obvious by dmomo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course the dying off of dragons will result in a reduction of Smaug.

  2. Carbon footprints by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, the eruption of Mount Doom should offset most or all of the reduced carbon emissions from dragons.

    1. Re:Carbon footprints by bob_super · · Score: 2

      There's also that thing about massive deforestation, and the amount of methane coming of giant beasts, both alive and decomposing.

      What's the carbon footprint of that massive wedding anyway? Kings are really a climate nuisance!

  3. Methane by nherm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm far more concerned about the emission of methane gas by dragons

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/worl...

    1. Re:Methane by Runaway1956 · · Score: 2

      I don't believe that meat eaters are as flatulent as herbivores. Not to mention that the saurians spend a lot of time sleeping, conserving energy, instead of running frantically about 365 days out of each year, searching for another meal.

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  4. Surprisingly environmentally friendly by Arancaytar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course. He keeps the dwarf population in check, whose excessive mining wreaks havoc on the environment.

  5. Re:seriously?? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even nerds and geeks need a little laugh now an then. Don't worry your little head - we'll all be back to the task of designing the next quantum computer as soon as we've had a chuckle, and another Mountain Dew.

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  6. Smaug is environmentally wonderful by onyxruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Replace the denizens of an entire city with a single creature - check. Single creature spends most of it's time lounging about and doing nothing - check. Single creature reuses the work product of others instead of making their own emissions - check. Single creature eats far less than an entire city - check.

    It's a no brainier - Smaug is good for the environment.

    1. Re:Smaug is environmentally wonderful by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2

      Single creature eats far less than an entire city - check.

      I thought that the whole problem with dragons is that they do tend to eat an entire city...

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  7. Re:I wish people would just stop... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For most of the time, Earth was a very hot humid place with an atmosphere you wouldn't want to breathe.

    Dragons might like that.

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  8. Excuse me but by rossdee · · Score: 3, Informative

    Middle Earth runs by Magic not science

    1. Re:Excuse me but by Reapy · · Score: 2

      Magic is science we don't understand yet.

    2. Re:Excuse me but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any sufficiently analyzed magic is indistinguishable from science!

  9. Volcanic Winter by TVDinner · · Score: 2

    I'm surprised Middle Earth isn't in a constant Ice Age with Mt. Doom erupting all the time.

    Volcanic Winter

  10. Re:I wish people would just stop... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem isn't all CO2. Of course, if we somehow magically removed all CO2 from our atmosphere we'd have horrible consequences. The problem is that there are vast stores of carbon that have been sequestered out of the atmosphere in the form of coal and oil. We're taking that carbon and putting it back into the atmosphere (as CO2) in massive amounts. The plants can't consume the CO2 as quickly as we burn it and even if they did, that's not taking the CO2 out of the system. You don't introduce a massive amount of something into the climate without having repercussions.

    Nobody's saying that we should remove ALL CO2 from the atmosphere. Just that we shouldn't be pushing so much of it into the atmosphere from underground (*not* in the atmosphere for millions of years) sources. Just because it's natural for some to be there doesn't mean a ton more will have no consequences.

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  11. Only 3 proper dragons by Gothmolly · · Score: 4, Informative

    Glaurung
    Anacalgon
    Smaug

    It's interesting that all were slain by Men, while the only ones who killed Balrogs were Elves or Maiar. In the original Gondolin myth the dragons were actually mechanical and basically giant troop transports, again highlighting the pastoral and anti-industrial themes in a lot of JRRTs work. Dragons were noisy, mechanical, destructive things, part of the mortal world of Men, while Balrogs were basically demons, part of the immortal world (Heaven/Hell).

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  12. Re:I wish people would just stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trolls are heavy CO2 producers. And methane producers too.