Mysterious Underwater Circles Off the Coast of Denmark Explained
sciencehabit writes "The truth behind the mysterious underwater circles that periodically appear off the coast of Denmark has been discovered, and sadly it doesn't involve aliens, fairies, or the fabled lost city of Atlantis. In 2008, a tourist snapped photos of several large dark rings that appeared near the white cliffs of Denmark's island of Møn in the Baltic Sea. The circles, several as large as a tennis courts, sparked numerous theories of their origin—some more outlandish than others. In 2011, when the formations reappeared, scientists discovered they were actually round bands of marine eelgrass, similar to rings of mushrooms known as fairy rings. Because eelgrass usually grows as continuous underwater meadows, scientists were still baffled by the rims of lush eelgrass with barren cores. Now, researchers say they at last know the rings' true cause."
doesn't involve aliens, fairies, or the fabled lost city of Atlantis
Get your story straight, science.
That's sucks I was hoping to go skin diving and see Scully and Mulder.
crop circles, sexual mind control, sexually frustrated crustaceans, eleven-thousand-year-old dog tumor, Facebook is a disease, road trip with Rodman, queen of sex, name that smell, bad bug breath, Earth's crust was so drippy, Turing was so gay, this one weird trick during foreplay
No way! How could Science be a tabloid.
Now, researchers say they at last know the rings' true cause.
So what is it? And don't ask me to RTFA!
Is it "something rotten"?
No, it is the old pic of scully in a latex wetsuit. Generally, blogspot is quite good about filtering gaping assholes. (ba-dump bump)
Punch these coordinates into google maps or Google Earth:
60.62040, -0.9824
and:
60.64248, -0.9917
Fucking troll.... I was so exited to see goatse here.... and its just that sisy wetsuit,
While the subject matter is not very interesting, this is a another fine example of a good Slashdot story.
Do people come to Slashdot for articles on politics when you can get those anywhere? Also common are "Oh! the humanity!" articles that stoke indignation while leaving the reader no way to help - every news outlet has them.
News such as this, an interesting effect scientifically explained, is Slashdot's distinguishing feature.
Can we have more like this?
Out west where cattle roam around in open country, you can often find these grassy vegetation rings that form after they've taken a dump on that spot.
who read it first as "Mysterious underwear circles off the coast ..." ?
" Because eelgrass usually grows as continuous underwater meadows, scientists were still baffled by the rims of lush eelgrass with barren cores."
Underwater crop circles :-)
I come to Slashdot and post stuff because I'm bored and to stroke my pathetic little ego - and when I get moded +5 it really inflates my shitty little self-esteem. Especially since I'm an AC and we're Slashdot niggers here - see, most of you are abusive arrogant pricks who think because you lay down a few lines of code, you're better than everyone else on the planet.
Apropos of nothing, do you like yourself?
I ask because your post appears to be a carefully-crafted insult to the readers of this board.
People who insult tend to base their self-worth on the opinions of others. They wage a constant battle for the little bits of esteem they can get by counting coup on others.
People like that usually have a difficult time saying "I like myself" while believing it at a deep level. There's always someone better to impress, always other people to push down while you make your way to the top. You're never satisfied with yourself until you're the pinnacle of esteem.
How's that working out for you?
If you've got a minute, please answer my original question. I'm honestly curious if you can claim, with deep agreement, that you like yourself.
Anyone who has a dog and a lawn could have explained this one.
When our dog takes a crap on the lawn, and it isn't cleaned up promptly, within a week there's a dead spot with a perfect ring of extra healthy grass around it.
Too many 'nutrients' at ground zero kills the grass, but around the edges where it gets diluted the grass grows like crazy.
I'm still going with aliens pooping, though.
Corollary to Hanlon's razor: Any significantly advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.
Did anybody else misread that headline as "Mysterious Underwear Circles off the coast" etc.? Made my morning.
It's aight. The West pollutes the ocean, the East pollutes the air.
Sounds like a good combination.
be moved to 4chan?
The title reminded me of a story of another set of mystery underwater circles that was solved recently:
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/...
Thank you! If only this & other such herds came to their senses in regard to the forum crass. Learn, O mediocrity, that social influence can undermine the wisdom of crowd effect: http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2011/05/10/1008636108 (Google doesn't like this paper, obviously).