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Scientists Create Pizza That Can Last Years
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at the US Army Natick Soldier Research, Development and Engineering Center have created a pizza that can be stored for up to three years while still remaining edible. 'It pretty much tastes just like a typical pan pizza that you would make at home and take out of the oven or the toaster oven,' said Jill Bates who heads up the lab. 'The only thing missing from that experience would be it's not hot when you eat it. It's room temperature.'"
The good news is that after three years it still tastes better than Dominos.
Who did what now?
It would still be warmer than the average delivery pizza.
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Just hold it in front of the anti-aircraft radar for 30 seconds.
There's a reason the first microwave ovens were called "Radaranges" (http://www.radar58.com/radarange/radar.html), and were made by the Amana division of Raytheon, a military radar manufacturer.
I was going to say they just re-invented Pizza Hut pizza, but then I saw the part about it being edible. At least they don't have to worry about Pizza Hut suing for patent infringement.
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. . . and then put the top and bottom halves back together to make a giant sub sandwich, wrap it in bacon to keep it together, dip it in batter, and deep fry it!
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
4th thing: not being already dead.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."