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Are You a Competent Cyborg?

An anonymous reader writes "Beyond your smartphone screen lies an infinitely more interesting world, if only you could get past the myopic app view you're currently bound to. Glen Martin ponders the existential unease lying at the root of the Internet of Things: 'We're already cyborgs: biological matrices augmented by wirelessly connected silicon arrays of various configurations. The problem is that we're pretty clunky as cyborgs go. We rely on screens and mobile devices to extend our powers beyond the biological. That leads to everything from atrophying social skills as face-to-face interactions decline to fatal encounters with garbage trucks as we wander, texting and oblivious, into traffic. So, if we're going to be cyborgs, argues Breseman, let's be competent, sophisticated cyborgs. For one thing, it's now in our ability to upgrade beyond the screen. For another, being better cyborgs may make us — paradoxically — more human.'"

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  1. Have you stopped beating your wife yet? by kruach+aum · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm not a cyborg.

    1. Re:Have you stopped beating your wife yet? by BenFenner · · Score: 5, Informative

      Those who modded this poster as a troll have no clue what the poster is doing. They are pointing out that the headline of the article is a LEADING QUESTION, and pigeonholes the reader into a false scenario. The poster simply says they reject the premise that they are a cyborg at all.

      The beating your wife question is a classic example of a leading question. Hopefully the post will get modded properly? I'm sorry kruach aum, there are some fools modding today.

    2. Re:Have you stopped beating your wife yet? by pr0t0 · · Score: 2

      I'm guessing you are being modded as troll because the well-known logical fallacy you used in your subject to illustrate your point, went straight over the heads of the mods. To wit:

      The question "Have you stopped beating your wife?" is a common illustration of the "loaded question" logical fallacy. Kruach's point was the question "Are you a competent cyborg?" is also a loaded question. We are not cyborgs at all, and the use of a cell phone doesn't make me a cyborg any more than using a car makes me a mode of transportation. In primitive terms, a cell phone is a tool not an augment, and its use is a conscious endeavor.

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  2. No. by NoKaOi · · Score: 4, Informative

    We rely on screens and mobile devices to extend our powers beyond the biological.

    Which is exactly why we're not cyborgs.

    1. Re:No. by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, that's more cyberphilia.

    2. Re:No. by NoKaOi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cyborg is a being with both human and mechanical parts; however that doesn't mean the mechanical parts need to be inside you.

      From the Oxford English Dictionary: cyborg /sbôrg/ noun. a fictional or hypothetical person whose physical abilities are extended beyond normal human limitations by mechanical elements built into the body.

      Merriam-Webster: a person whose body contains mechanical or electrical devices and whose abilities are greater than the abilities of normal humans.

      Dunno about you, but my phone, laptop, tv, etc do not fall under Oxford's built into my body nor Merriam-Webster's contained in my body.

    3. Re:No. by khasim · · Score: 2

      I have an abacus and a car.

      Fear my part-human/part-abacus/part-automobile wrath!

      And someone riding a horse is not the same thing as a centaur.

  3. I do not think it means what you think it means... by michaelwigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You keep using that word (cyborg). I do not think it means what you think it means... :P http://youtu.be/G2y8Sx4B2Sk

  4. !cyborg by snarfies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's like arguing that I am an ox because I use a tractor to plow my field rather than do it all by hand.

  5. Yes! by Slashdotgirl · · Score: 2

    You will be Assimilated.

    Regards
    Slashdotgirl

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  6. Re:I do not think it means what you think it means by geekoid · · Score: 2

    A cyborg is an organism enhanced by technology. What the difference between information being automatically handled and the results getting to your brain via the optic nerve as opposed to any other nerves?
    They fact that I am doing things view the signal coming through the optic nerves opposed to other nerves doesn't really matter.

    "For the exogenously extended organizational complex functioning as an integrated homeostatic system unconsciously, we propose the term 'Cyborg'. - Manfred E. Clynes and Nathan S. Kline"

    also:
    The purpose of the Cyborg, as well as his own homeostatic systems, is to provide an organizational system in which such robot-like problems are taken care of automatically and unconsciously, leaving man free to explore, to create, to think, and to feel.

    http://cyberneticzoo.com/wp-co...

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  7. sheep, not competent cyborg by NikeHerc · · Score: 2

    If you endlessly pursue screens and mobile devices, facebook, twitter, and similar accouterments, then you are a sheep, not a competent cyborg.

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  8. Me == Cyborg by kwiecmmm · · Score: 2

    I would argue against being a cyborg, but my insulin pump and my constant blood sugar monitor tend to tell me that I am a cyborg.

    And they also tell me not to eat cookies, but I mostly ignore that part of it.

  9. It's a metaphor for the modern self. by coldsalmon · · Score: 2

    Many people have made the point that we are already cyborgs; the main prototypical example that comes to mind is Donna Haraway's Cyborg Manifesto. She argues interestingly that "By the late twentieth century, our time, a mythic time, we are all chimeras, theorized and fabricated hybrids of machine and organism; in short, we are cyborgs." All the casual Marxism makes for fun reading too. She is making a metaphorical comparison, as is Mr. Martin in TFA, but it's a useful and interesting metaphor. No, I do not have electronics built into my body, but I also could not survive without technology. Thus, when I answer the question "Who am I," it is reasonable to extend the boundaries of my "self" beyond my physical body to encompass the technology that I rely upon to sustain my existence. It's also reasonable to include the data that I maintain and publish as part of my self-concept, and the technology that makes that possible.

  10. Re:External cognition is not a new idea by wiredlogic · · Score: 2

    It's that you can't turn it off.

    You don't have free will?

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  11. Re:I do not think it means what you think it means by SpankiMonki · · Score: 2

    "For the exogenously extended organizational complex functioning as an integrated homeostatic system unconsciously, we propose the term 'Cyborg'.

    Just for kicks, I put that sentence through The Hemingway App. Their server has been down for some time now.

  12. I like to ride public transit by IgnorantMotherFucker · · Score: 2

    working out of my home as a consultant gets pretty lonely, so I like to ride the bus and train so I can meet new friends. But I recently started to be dismayed at how many people stare glued to their phones during their public transit rides. Typically it is half the passengers. Wouldn't we be better off if we spoke to our neighors? Just now I walked pass a kiosk in an electronics shop that had a screen with the text "Use Skype while watching your favorite movie". I regard using Skype while watching my favorite movie as the problem, not the solution. If one is to watch a movie, especially one's favorite, one lives a more fulfilling life if one gives it one's full attention. Similarly, if one uses Skype, both ends of the dialog get more out of it if both parties are not at the same time distracted by a movie. Read a book lately? I was a voracious reader when I was a kid, but these days it's everything I can do to read the damn newspaper. Books are out of the question.

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  13. Re:External cognition is not a new idea by William+Baric · · Score: 2

    I don't have any control over what happens inside my brain and, in fact, I'm not even aware of it.

    So not only I don't have free will, but I'm not even conscious of myself.