Indian Space Agency Prototypes Its First Crew Capsule
First time accepted submitter sixsigma1978 writes "India is about to take one small step towards human space flight. Last week the country's space agency unveiled a prototype of its first crew capsule, a 4-meter-high module designed to carry two people into low Earth orbit. The Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO) is planning a test flight for later this year – even though it still awaits government approval and funding for a human space-flight program. The unpiloted capsule will fly on the maiden launch of a new type of rocket that would otherwise have carried a dummy payload."
Where are India's priorities? Most of their people don't having running water, electricity and shit in the open. A space agency is a luxury for rich nations, not for poor, backward countries like this.
"Hello, thank you for calling ISRO tek-nee-kull support, this is Jim, how may I help you?"
"Jim, this is the capsule! We are stuck here! Help!"
"Yes, this is Jim from tek-nee-kull support. I am happy to help you today. I will need to ask you some questions first. Is it okay if I ask you questions?"
"We're running out of oxygen! The lift-off failed! We can't open the door!"
"Yes, I understand you are running out of oxygen. Is it okay if I ask you questions?"
"Yes, ask, ask! We're dying here!!!"
"Yes, thank you for allowing me to ask you questions. I will be glad to provide you service today. First I need to ask, what is your name?" ...