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One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection

sandbagger writes "It looks like technical writers won't be unemployed any time soon. According to a recent study reported on by the LA Times, 11% of Americans thought HTML was a sexually-transmitted disease. The study, by coupon site VoucherCloud, involved 2,392 men and women 18 years of age or older. 27% thought 'gigabyte' was a South American insect, and 23% thought MP3 was a Star Wars robot. The participants were not told that the study was specifically looking into their knowledge of tech terms. They were presented with both tech and non-tech terms and were asked to choose from three possible definitions. 18% identified 'Blu-ray' as a marine animal, and 15% thought 'software' was comfortable clothing."

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  1. Re:Fake "survey" is fake by deletedaccount · · Score: 5, Funny

    yes, but as this particular bit of clickbait confirms my prejudice towards americans and made me chuckle I'll let it slide.

  2. Re: heh... by reovirus1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Talk about a useless survey, everyone knows you can get HTML from watching porn. And if you do it with IE 7 or lower, there's no known cure!

  3. Those who have used it by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection

    Those who have used it know that it's much worse

  4. In other news by symes · · Score: 4, Funny

    20% of Americans have a sense of humor.

  5. Probably deceptively worded by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Funny

    MP3 is a robot from star wars? Even my older relatives know what a MP3 is. My grandmother, who doesn't have a computer, wouldn't even come to the conclusion that it's star wars related unless someone asked her "is MP3 the name of an audio format or a robot from star wars." I'm going to guess that this is similar to what happened when someone recorded himself walking around a campus asking "Is Obama a Keynesian (yes, he is)" and people were smugly saying that no the President was born in Hawaii.

  6. Re:This just in by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... and the other half don't know the difference between average and median.

  7. Re:Could it be by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kardashians? Weren't they in Star Trek?

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  8. Try the seafood platter! by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not that hard. One set are vaguely reptilian, have misshapen heads and an unjustified sense of superiority. The others invaded Bajor.

    [drabadabaTISH!]

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  9. Re: heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's okay... 10% of geeks think STD is some kind of internet protocol...

  10. Re:Fake "survey" is fake by jd2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, given that 77% of Americans believe in the existence of angels, I don't know what anyone expected.

    I believe in Angels. They play baseball in Los Angeles.

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