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Satoshi Nakamoto Found? Not So Fast

Yesterday, Newsweek outed the creator of Bitcoin. Or did they? An anonymous reader tipped us to news that the account on p2pfoundation that posted the original Bitcoin paper, posted for the first time in five years simply noting "I am not Dorian Nakamoto." And the Satoshi Nakamto Newsweek claims was the creator? In an interview with the AP, he claims to have only learned of Bitcoin recently, and that his comments were taken far out of context. From the article: "He also said a key portion of the piece — where he is quoted telling the reporter on his doorstep before two police officers, 'I am no longer involved in that and I cannot discuss it' — was misunderstood. Nakamoto said he is a native of Beppu, Japan who came to the U.S. as a child in 1959. He speaks both English and Japanese, but his English isn't flawless. ... 'I'm saying I'm no longer in engineering. That's it,' he said of the exchange. 'And even if I was, when we get hired, you have to sign this document, contract saying you will not reveal anything we divulge during and after employment. So that's what I implied. ... It sounded like I was involved before with bitcoin and looked like I'm not involved now. That's not what I meant. I want to clarify that,' he said.

Newsweek writer Leah McGrath Goodman, who spent two months researching the story, told the AP: 'I stand completely by my exchange with Mr. Nakamoto. There was no confusion whatsoever about the context of our conversation -and his acknowledgment of his involvement in bitcoin.'"

10 of 182 comments (clear)

  1. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's have a third discussion on the same thing, and re-hash the same arguments! Excellent.

    Also, editors, "This Day on Slashdot" has been broken for like a week.

    1. Re:Really? by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Funny

      The real inventor was Keyser Soze!!!

      (Credit: Patent Lover )

  2. Re:Who cares... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope, their front page also has an article about an app for your phone that provides cookie recipes. Is there no depth their reporters won't provide on an important story?

  3. Here is part of a Bitcoin by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found it on the beach the other day - who ever owns it can have it back.

    CJZMlW8T4VdyDRTaX21dxQM4LgzD cswi7BCjxvRA0aJXqJloleQkm569Kih76etLWtGROna/fOzuBoS Po1W9aEvExga TQxWpayFSmbdrjDN+l4pMGVicmet9dSbW65Hy6zlOvv51Ws WMVwyD+11/VNW/SAivUM8PJ8jNLLC4qF1AIr n7yGrMp6KizqnbK3eiOJC91Qwy6O7k1Rta2vcxPpXXKx bxy67X5POhF6V1wOLWX/Akq2huto/WgZMx5W8c6VhDXNOgmiGknghKccHPtGHzEVyuc oscXRLPVePkq LaQQmlVRe JF42SluJrUaFH1CdAHNxiIzW2wC7bJLTP0165C WjIy/j2e8NEYbFlMjw8FWJYRXOL8KmBUukIl0Ng2M69hh X5dFvWqM5R1oOfiYtT7hIrp8 hZvdPRbnmG3U6 nW24B/5hyejm8as8WMfoICfX+k72tBfECBD 6mZ7rfk1xR99E6Eh3KM xolAo0EDcegNnrDR5K72JMQIEzvmkY

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    1. Re:Here is part of a Bitcoin by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, that's my online banking password!

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  4. If I were him by Virtucon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say "Yeah I'm him, give me my $600 million for the Bitcoins I own and I'll tell you my story."

    Which would begin...

    "I was born a poor black child."

    He should play it for all its worth.

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    Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
  5. Re:Lack of privacy knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If he were in his mid 20s he'd never have used his real name or outted himself because he'd understand how privacy works (or rather, doesn't work) with respect to the internet."

    Says the dumbshit who has an email address publicly displayed right next to his username

  6. Re:Lack of privacy knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If he were in his mid 20s he would have posted the whitepaper on his facebook next to photos of him vomiting copiously, and other such treasures.

  7. Re:Bitcoin: I am not money by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dorian Nakamoto?

    I suppose he has a picture of a dollar in his attic, and every time a Bitcoin is mined, it fades a little...

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  8. Re:Bitcoin: I am not money by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Funny

    There's even some dude out there trying to convince the world that "Oligonicella is a wide-ranging genus of mantises".

    Oligonicella is hardly a genus.

    It barely broke 1500 on the SAT.

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