Stephen Colbert To Be Letterman's Successor
ralphart (70342) writes "CBS has announced Stephen Colbert will replace David Letterman on The Late Show, after Letterman retires in 2015. 'Simply being a guest on David Letterman’s show has been a highlight of my career,' Colbert said in a press release from CBS. 'I never dreamed that I would follow in his footsteps, though everyone in late night follows Dave’s lead.'"
This is good to know about and all, but...
WHY IS THIS ON SLASHDOT!?
Because it's Truthy.
Colbert is funny, so that makes him a comedian.
But is letterman funny or a comedian? Not at all.
Letterman is pants.
Letterman is WORLDWIDE PANTS
Patrick STEWARD????? What? Is he the caretaker of the Enterprise until the day comes that the one true Captain returns to claim his rightful chair?
You need someone to post a supporting reference that proves to you, somehow, that Colbert is satirical? Like, a 5 second YouTube video were he suddenly breaks character, looks into the camera and says "You know, I don't really believe any of these things. This is called satire."? A signed affidavit which includes the phrase "Hey guys, I'm only kidding!"?
Like another poster said: God, you're dumb.
I feel as though your stupidity is leaking out of the internet and has somehow infected my soul.