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US Climate Report Says Global Warming Impact Already Severe

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes: "Darryl Fears reports in the Washington Post on the U.S. government's newest national assessment of climate change. It says Americans are already feeling the effects of global warming. The assessment carves the nation into sections and examines the impacts: More sea-level rise, flooding, storm surge, precipitation and heat waves in the Northeast; frequent water shortages and hurricanes in the Southeast and Caribbean; more drought and wildfires in the Southwest. 'Residents of some coastal cities see their streets flood more regularly during storms and high tides. Inland cities near large rivers also experience more flooding, especially in the Midwest and Northeast. Insurance rates are rising in some vulnerable locations, and insurance is no longer available in others. Hotter and drier weather and earlier snow melt mean that wildfires in the West start earlier in the spring, last later into the fall, and burn more acreage. In Arctic Alaska, the summer sea ice that once protected the coasts has receded, and autumn storms now cause more erosion, threatening many communities with relocation.' The report concludes that over recent decades, climate science has advanced significantly and that increased scrutiny has led to increased certainty that we are now seeing impacts associated with human-induced climate change. 'What is new over the last decade is that we know with increasing certainty that climate change is happening now. While scientists continue to refine projections of the future, observations unequivocally show that climate is changing and that the warming of the past 50 years is primarily due to human-induced emissions of heat-trapping gases.'"

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  1. Re:sigh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope your F-150 is hit by a tornado.

  2. You make a very compelling argument, but... by Minwee · · Score: 1, Funny

    La La La La La La! I'm not listening!

  3. Re:sigh by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Funny

    so you hope my F-150 is hit with an F5? well F1 you!!

  4. I can't be bothered to care by JudgeFurious · · Score: 5, Funny

    My 2014 Mustang GT (Premium) has 425 horsepower and runs like an ape with his ass on fire. I'm grilling steaks this weekend and drinking beer on the deck in my back yard. Every night I sleep with my air conditioner set to 70 and I water my lawn daily. I'm having way too much fun to care about this subject. The climate will change and we'll adapt and even if we don't I'll be dead in a few decades and won't give a shit then either. I'm also not paying back any of that money my elected representatives borrowed from China. Sadly none of that was meant to be sarcastic. It's all true. That last part was sarcastic. There's nothing sad about it. Have a beer and pull up a chair on the deck. It's going to be a long drought and/or ice age. Might as well get comfortable.

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  5. Re:Frequent hurricanes? by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, the Dust Bowl was mostly caused by human action

    We must stop Global Humanning!

  6. Re:sigh by oracleofbargth · · Score: 5, Funny

    My F's go to 11. (keyboard is missing a key)

  7. Re:sigh by Medievalist · · Score: 1, Funny

    The "the anthropogenic global warming agenda", huh.

    I suppose that's opposed by the same heroes who so valiantly oppose the "liberal agenda" and the "homosexual agenda".

    It seems weird to me that only right wing pollutocrats ever get copies of these "agendas". What's a regular guy got to do to get on the mailing list? Kill a puppy?