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Shunting the FCC To the Slow Lane

An anonymous reader writes "Following the FCC's proposal a couple weeks ago to allow an internet fast lane, a group of activists has come up with a fun counterproposal: force the FCC itself into the slow lane and see how they like it. They write, 'Since the FCC seems to have no problem with this idea, I've (through correspondence) gotten access to the FCC's internal IP block, and throttled all connections from the FCC to 28.8kbps modem speeds on the Neocities.org front site, and I'm not removing it until the FCC pays us for the bandwidth they've been wasting instead of doing their jobs protecting us from the "keep America's internet slow and expensive forever" lobby.' The group has published the code snippet that throttles FCC IP addresses, and they encourage other web admins to implement it."

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  1. Bwaaaahahahahah! by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love it. :D

    1. Re:Bwaaaahahahahah! by Yakasha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I love it. :D

      If ever there was a case of "+1 agree" modding, here it is.

      There is absolutely nothing funny about "I love it." unless you're watching Naked Gun... which this is not. Don't mod the story.

      That would be me.
      I've been swimming in raw sewage.

      I love it.

  2. Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do this for all goverment ip adresses

    1. Re:Take it a step further by PPH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Political party IP addresses. Just before campain donation season.

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    2. Re:Take it a step further by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Id go further, Find out the residential lists of all congressmen and limit their home bandwidth. I can bet you things would change if obamas kids cant watch netflix

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    3. Re:Take it a step further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why just government ip addresses? I think it'd be much more effective to throttle all of Comcast's address space and add a banner making it clear that Comcast is trying to double dip and get paid twice for internet they have already sold you and to be extra nice and helpful Comcast's 1-800 # for support.

    4. Re:Take it a step further by lilrobbie · · Score: 3, Funny

      But... how would the Comcast user notice the difference? :P

    5. Re:Take it a step further by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      he seems to sign executive orders all the time, why not here? as I said if we fucked up his personal internet life (slowing down his personal internet so he and his family are screwed and asking why they cant watch netflix) im sure that pen would come out real fast

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  3. Pron by Tokolosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will only have its intended effect if adopted by all porn sites.

    So now you know what porn is good for.

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    1. Re:Pron by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They really need to implement the banner injection mentioned. Make it CRYSTAL clear to these dipshits why their connection is slow.

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    2. Re:Pron by Mr+D+from+63 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How about doing it to all campaign sites for anyone who supports it?

    3. Re:Pron by Tokolosh · · Score: 2

      Indeed, all the employees "just following orders."

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    4. Re:Pron by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ha! Where do YOU work? Don't be so quick to throw that stone..... It's a rare company these days that can be called anything but parasitic.

    5. Re:Pron by pla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do realize that the FCC has thousands of employees. And that you just called them all dipshits, over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      Did you choose where you currently work, or did someone pull you out of your home at gunpoint and command you to do job X?

      When someone choses to work for incompetent dipshits, it doesn't really reflect well on their own level of genius.

    6. Re:Pron by meerling · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In this current economy with crap for job prospects, as long as they aren't breaking the law, the clear and real threat of starvation and homelessness is a pretty damn effective 'gun' to your head.

    7. Re:Pron by Gryle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dear God in Heaven, my kingdom for mod points. In a world with so many conflicting moral paradigms, any person on the planet has probably done evil in the sight of some other person on the planet. I'll re-state GPs logic with a few changes. "It is appropriate to criticize the lowest citizen of any country that does evil. What would the Presidents/Prime Minister's/Dictators/Generals/ do if they had nobody to boss? They'd shrivel up and die. Every person who lives in [America / The British Empire / The Roman Empire / The Soviet Union / Iran / Saudia Arabia] is culpable -- same rules apply to any organized evil."

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    8. Re:Pron by Yakasha · · Score: 5, Informative

      over the rules created by the FCC leadership, which was appointed and installed by various politicians...

      No. They were all appointed by Obama.

      Tom Wheeler, Chairman, appointed by: Obama; November 2013
      Mignon Clyburn, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2013 and June 2009
      Jessica Rosenworcel, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2012
      Ajit Pai, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; May 2012
      Michael O'Reilly, Commissioner, appointed by: Obama; August 2013

    9. Re:Pron by HiThere · · Score: 2

      Yeah. And they *ARE* worse than the previous bunch of bastards.

      Remember, the MPAA, RIAA, etc. tend to give more money to Democrats than to Republicans. Republicans prefer other souces for their graft.

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  4. NeoCities? by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who the heck is that?

    IOW: Some group nobody has heard of, throttled the FCCs connection speed to a site they'll never visit.

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    1. Re:NeoCities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the point is, they are are showing other folks how to do this, and that they should all implement this.

    2. Re:NeoCities? by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's the site that getting free advertising via Slashdot.

  5. Slashdot needs to do the same by sinij · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Slashdot needs to do the same!

    1. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw, just make them use beta all the time.

    2. Re:Slashdot needs to do the same by sinij · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is just too cruel.

  6. CloudFlare could make this actually hurt. by fsterman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think CloudFlare and some of the other big CDN's would need to add this as an optional feature before it got big enough to matter. I just don't see Google adopting this.

    Wikipedia OTOH....

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  7. Do it to Congress instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Maybe something will actually get done about the issue.

    1. Re:Do it to Congress instead by borcharc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This should be done to the entire US goverment, not just the FCC or congress.

  8. Nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now if google, netflix, and a few other big players would also implement this, I think we'd see some real entertainment.

  9. "Internet Terrorism" by leftism11 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I expect that The Government will brand such actions as "domestic Internet terrorism". Off to Gitmo!

    1. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      "Cyberterrorism"... sounds scarier.

      Considering that "cyber" has been taken over to be a sexual term, they might think it is some sort of BDSM play.

      Think you've got that backwards, mate. I haven't heard/seen someone use "cyber" as a sexual reference in a solid decade, whereas it seems to be the government's new favorite militaristic buzzword (cyberterrorism, cyberdefenses, cyberoffenses, cyberborders, et.al.)

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    2. Re:"Internet Terrorism" by greg1104 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The FCC is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, unless you slow it to modem speeds.

  10. We all need to do the same by davecb · · Score: 5, Funny

    If ip in set(FCC) {
    ... permanently overprint "Welcome to your new, non-neutral, net"
    ... speed = slow
    }
    else {
    ... for 10 seconds overprint "We're slowing the FCC, you should too"
    ... speed = fast
    }

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  11. Remember the SOPA/PIPA protests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

     
    Remember the SOPA/PIPA protests - Google actually participated in that one.
    I could see someone like NYtimes, Washington Post, CNN.com or other media sites briefly doing this kind of stunt. Grandpa wouldn't be affected, unless he visited their sites from FCC HQ.

  12. Re:Because the FCC cares about his shitty little p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think the goal is to only throttle the one site, but to start a movement where websites all over the internet, including ones that those on the FCC do frequent, all do this.. so that they feel the effect.

  13. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    You think the view is exclusive to Republicans? Then you either don't pay enough attention, or you need your head examined.

    Remember during the sequester, the Democrat President shut down public access to the White House, but sold access to "donors" at half-a-million a pop.

    Not to mention, >8 of the 10 richest Congressional districts are represented by Democrats, not to mention the fact that7 of the 10 richest Congresscritters are also Democrats.

    With apologies to Charles Baudelaire - "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Republicans are the party of the rich."

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  14. IPV4 Address Blocks by mt1104 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The FCC appears to have quite a large allocation there. One of those blocks give them 2^16 addresses.

    1. Re:IPV4 Address Blocks by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Yeah.... welll... I decided the nginx lines were too complicated an extra config addition... I preferred the iptables -I INPUT -s xxx.../16 -j DROP instead.

  15. real bias of the media by whistlingtony · · Score: 4, Informative

    Eh. I have to say, yes, the Ds are just as bought as the Rs. But lets get back on track here... There's a perception that the media is biased towards liberals. Ok, and I stretch to call the Ds liberals. But really. Benghazi. Over and Over and Over. Four people lost their lives, it was a tragedy, and it was a mistake... but it's NOT the story it's made out to be. The media is all in when we're talking about Benghazi though, and where's the real reporting instead of just parroting talking points?

    Where were the congressional hearings when we started a war in Iraq on faulty intelligence? Four people lost their lives? Try thousands of our troops and hundreds of thousands of civilians. Where's the outcry in the media?

    Our media is NOT liberal. They are corporate conglomerates, who parrot what they are told.

    Snowden? Benghazi? Troops coming home in caskets? Oil spills? mines collapsing? Our media are tools, and they say what they're told to say. Liberal bias my ass. They have a corporate bias.

    1. Re:real bias of the media by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can't honestly say I disagree with anything you've said here. Any apparent bias between the different 'news' agencies seems to be purely for show, and achieves nothing but furthering divisions among us.

      Just like Lincoln warned us about.

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  16. lets do this on border gateways by davydagger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Look, this is /. I know a few of you work at ISPs that work on Tier1/2 networks. I say take this to the hole.

    put these rules where they belong, on routers in the center of the internet. make some for Time Warner too, because its their idiot lacky who made them(tom wheeler).

    At least a few of you have to work for the internet in some capacity.

  17. Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The whole Red vs Blue thing is missing the boat completely. You can bitch about Republicans all you want, but the problem is the Rich vs. Poor and both deomocons and republicrats are pandering to the wealthy. The only real difference I see is that Republicans are a touch racist on top of everything else. Doesn't matter what side of the ticket you punch in November, we are living in a plutocracy.

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    1. Re:Wake up and smell the ducats, peons.... by triffid_98 · · Score: 2

      I'll see your Plutocracy and raise you one Corporatocracy

  18. Priceless by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

    Pure brilliance I love it. Never occurred to me .. even if it only has sentimental effect.

  19. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Nyder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    You think the view is exclusive to Republicans? Then you either don't pay enough attention, or you need your head examined.

    Remember during the sequester, the Democrat President shut down public access to the White House, but sold access to "donors" at half-a-million a pop.

    Not to mention, >8 of the 10 richest Congressional districts are represented by Democrats, not to mention the fact that7 of the 10 richest Congresscritters are also Democrats.

    With apologies to Charles Baudelaire - "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Republicans are the party of the rich."

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

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  20. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by Yakasha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The one that challenges the Republican views that:money is speech, and since the rich have more money they should get to decide what speech I should listen to.

    Republican view? I'm confused.

    Obama, a Democrat, said, “I am in this race to tell the corporate lobbyists in Washington that their days of setting the agenda are over”.
    Obama, a Democrat, appointed Tom Wheeler, former cable & wireless lobbyist, to chair the FCC.
    A democrat controlled Senate confirmed Tom Wheeler as the FCC chairman.
    Tom Wheeler proposes the fast lane.

    If you're going to spew partisan demagoguery, at least post it on a story it applies to.

  21. Re:Wow, the Republicans... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    What does it matter? Both parties serve the corporations.

    True, but it matters because not everyone knows or believes that; even here on Slashdot, there's a fair amount of folks living in denial, who insist that one half of the One Party is somehow less evil/avaricious/etc than the other, by virtue of what members of that half have said. Thus, I feel it's important to point out when their actions counter their words, so maybe a fraction of the delusional who read this will realize their mistake, and stop making it.

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  22. Re:Perfectly Splendid by Krojack · · Score: 2

    Or be added to the list of domestic terrorist groups.

  23. There might be some confusion. by Restil · · Score: 2

    Please let me know if I'm wrong, as it's certainly possible. What the proposal allows for is that say Netflix, or Youtube, or any other content provider that would utilize a lot of bandwidth, would be allowed to purchase direct physical lines to individual large ISPs for that ISP's customers instead of sending data over the Internet backbone. The end result would be a faster connection for that provider and those end users, for ultimately less cost.

    So what we're dealing with here is a content provider that adds extra bandwidth to the Internet (albeit for a specific purpose), and pays for it, for the intended purpose of saving money for all parties involved while improving the end customer experience. Can someone please tell me why this is a problem? Or am I reading it incorrectly?

    I do agree that from a technical point of view, the provider is purchasing a higher tier connection from the ISP for an improvement in throughput, but this in no way impacts any other service. I can envision the standard net neutrality argument that would allow an ISP to possibly extort a content provider, although I can't imagine why they would ever want to do so, considering peering agreements favor the consumer of data. Even so, tweaking the rules to disallow the restriction of data would make more sense than forbidding a willing provider to selectively choose to improve the experience for a specific group of customers above and beyond what is currently possible through the Internet for the same cost.

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  24. Sound the warhorn! by StZaint · · Score: 2

    While we're at it. A couple things you can do to help is sign the petition (yeah I know). https://petitions.whitehouse.g... And contract the FCC by calling 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322) voice or 1-888-TELL-FCC (1-888-835-5322) TTY; faxing 1-866-413-0232; or writing to: Federal Communications Commission Consumer and Governmental Affairs Bureau Consumer Inquiries and Complaints Division 445 12th Street, S.W. Washington, DC 20554 Let them know you want ISPs to be classified under Title II and that true Net Neutrality is important to you as a citizen.