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German Pranksters Spoof Google Nest At Tech Conference

phmadore writes: "Some clever German pranksters managed to put one over on a sect of the intelligentsia just the other day. In this 30-minute presentation (video) at the re:publica 2014 tech conference, activists going under the pseudonyms of Paul von Ribbeck and Gloria Spindle presented four new (and moderately credible) Google products making up the 'Google Nest': Google Trust, Google Hug, Google Bee, and Google Bye. 'We can't really guarantee that we protect your information, but we can do our very best to protect you,' says Spindle about eight minutes in. Google is reportedly rather upset about the whole affair. The conference organizers were in on the joke — the audience were clued in afterward and asked to participate in order to fool the media. For me, the discussion-worthy items here are: data insurance and the value of data."

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  1. wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You can't write Google is upset and then use as a source for that assertion an interview with the pranksters (who are still in character) themselves.

    1. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sigh... the problem isn't that you didn't post a "vetted" source. There is actually NO vetted source because the only people who are saying that Google is upset are the activists themselves, who are only pretending to be Google employees and talking about things that they made up themselves.

      How did you write a post about pranksters giving a fake presentation about fake products, but then don't realize that they are fake employees who are fake resigning based on fake conversations with fake colleagues?

    2. Re:wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sigh... the problem isn't that you didn't post a "vetted" source. There is actually NO vetted source because the only people who are saying that Google is upset are the activists themselves, who are only pretending to be Google employees and talking about things that they made up themselves.

      How did you write a post about pranksters giving a fake presentation about fake products, but then don't realize that they are fake employees who are fake resigning based on fake conversations with fake colleagues?

      I can't decide if phmadore was pranked by the second fake interview himself, or if he is trying to prank Slashdot.

  2. Re:Perfect English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Germans have historically been far too straightforward for propaganda, and the decade in which Orwell wrote that book provided no inspiration whatever.

    Anyway, I'm spectacularly happy to see Google parodied in this way. It's about time the fawning stopped and serious people started taking them for what they are.

  3. Google Contract by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    Have a Contract on your Contact.
    A 'click' is now a click away.

  4. Re:Listen to me because I'm a liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    they seem to be more dumb than evil.

    Seems their plan has worked...

  5. Re:Perfect English by umafuckit · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Germans have historically been far too straightforward for propaganda,

    That's true. It's why this guy's propaganda had such a hard time sticking. Think what could have happened if the German people had fallen for that shit.

  6. Re:Listen to me because I'm a liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wait, I thought AC was calling the pranksters liars, not Google.

  7. Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They couldn't fool the conference organizers, so they explained how it was clever satirical social commentary.
    They couldn't fool the audience, so they explained how it was clever satirical social commentary.
    The media didn't buy it either, so they explained how it was clever satirical social commentary

    Is it me, or are the only people those "pranksters" managed to "put one over" themselves?

  8. A 'sect of the intelligentsia' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    First: dickhead points for saying 'intelligentsia'.

    But a 'sect'?

    1. Re:A 'sect of the intelligentsia' by phmadore · · Score: 1

      LOL, sorry. Had been up quite awhile working on my first Python programming stuff. I was pretty delirious. I can't remember where the hell I even heard about this prank. Oh it was on tumblr.

  9. Re:Google Lawsuit by Elfich47 · · Score: 2

    I agree. I expect to see a news item in the next six months that reads "German activitst company goes out of business after prank goes wrong" after Google's legal team sues the company into insolvency.
    And if that doesn't work, don't expect to be able to have any useful google results on that company for a long long time.

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  10. Re:Google Lawsuit by Elfich47 · · Score: 1

    I also expect that re:publica 14 will be the last re:publica conference for a while. It is painfully obvious that the organizers did not check with their legal council when they approved this little stunt. I won't be surprised when Google:Legal shows up at the organizers door and slaps them stupid with a lawsuit.

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  11. Re:Perfect English by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was very German humor, really. Come up with four jokes and then spend the next 30 minutes explaining why they are funny.

  12. Re:Google Lawsuit by AlterEager · · Score: 1

    Well, no. The whole "google is upset" thing is part of the joke.

    Or, to put it in a way slashdot readers can understand:

    Woosh!

    [ insert slashdot editor in car-crash analogy here ]

  13. Google is upset as their plans have been unveiled. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This hoax is too close to what Google are planning to do and they don't like the press finding out in advance of the products they are going to launch.

  14. Re:Listen to me because I'm a liar by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    You forgot: and some people (the majority) will laugh, and nod as it is so true to the mark.

  15. Re:Hard nipples by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

    I'd rather watch them do eachother

  16. Google Hug by Dabido · · Score: 1

    So many of the commentors seem upset. I think someone needs a google hug!

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