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Intel Wants To Computerize Your Car

cartechboy writes: 'Google just unveiled its cute self-driving car prototype, and now Intel is the next tech company looking to get in on the rapid digital change coming in cars — a potentially lucrative area for expansion. Intel is releasing what it's calling an "in-vehicle solutions platform" — processors, an operating system and developer kits Intel is hoping automakers and others would use to build in-vehicle infotainment systems. From the developer perspective, there is a chance the Intel release makes building easier and cheaper. But is it good for automakers to be building these systems instead of Google and Apple? So far, no automaker has done so well on software, and some have seriously damaged their reputation (ex: MyFord Touch and Sync, Cadillac CUE).'

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  1. How did you guess? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why yes, actually, it is my job to sell microprocessors, and not to ask whether they are the right tool for the job. Why do you ask?

    1. Re:How did you guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

    2. Re:How did you guess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      A more apt title might have been Intel finally notices that your car has already been computerized by other companies while they weren't paying attention, and now wants it all for themselves.

  2. Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative
    Let's assume I have bluetooth on my smartphone so I can listen to music and it gets correctly interrupted by incoming calls, and can give me turn-by-turn directions by GPS. I put it into a cradle on the dash so I can also see a moving map and shoot dashcam video if I want.

    As far as I can see, that solves my infotainment "needs." What exactly am I missing out on?

    1. Re: Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not what you're missing out on. It's what Intel is missing out on.

    2. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Closed systems that go out of date quickly and are incompatible with anything newer.

      Want an Example? BMW 525 Iphone cradle system. doesn't work with the iPhone 5, 5c or 5s.

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    3. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can see, that solves my infotainment "needs." What exactly am I missing out on?

      onstar style privacy violations, expensive repair bills, obsolescence, unaddressed security vulnerabilities and generally putting up with half-assed, proprietary and poorly implemented garbage.

    4. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      What if you're in a city like Sydney, where there are mazes of roads underground? You phone GPS won't work there.
      An in-vehicle navigation system has a much better chance of getting you to where you want to go, since it uses the vehicle speed sensor, a gyroscope and the map data to determine current position in absence of of a GPS signal.

      How about countries like Japan, where they have the VICS network that gives road users helpful information like road works and traffic congestion via microwave, infra-red and FM radio data? You cellphone can't do that, nor can it do automated toll road payments.
      It doesn't offer handy features like trip/fuel economy displays either.

    5. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by alen · · Score: 1

      a car maker is missing out on the $2000 extra option you're not buying but only using your USB port

    6. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't offer handy features like trip/fuel economy displays either

      My copies of Torque and DashCommand would like to argue with you about that.

    7. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      As far as I can see, that solves my infotainment "needs." What exactly am I missing out on?

      This.

      My car was made in 2002, the "in car entertainment" was also constructed in 2002, it was made by a company called Garrett and the model number is GT2540R. It's a turbocharger, attached to an SR20DE engine and six speed manual transmission. That's entertainment, the joy of the drive.

      If you dont enjoy driving, it's time for you to start saving for the Google autonomous car which you can outfit with your garish curved, oversized 4K TV to watch Days Of Our Lives on.

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    8. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What if you're in a city like Sydney, where there are mazes of roads underground? You phone GPS won't work there.

      If you're phone cant get a GPS signal, neither can your car. It will be equally as stuffed. Also phones can handle the loss of a GPS signal. My Galaxy Nexus seemed to handle it just fine through the tunnels of Sydney using Google Maps for navigation.

      How about countries like Japan, where they have the VICS network that gives road users helpful information like road works and traffic congestion via microwave, infra-red and FM radio data?

      Phones are capable of picking that up as well. In fact, my phone can use applications that go beyond the functionality of these systems.

      You cellphone can't do that, nor can it do automated toll road payments.

      Actually it can and does. But most toll roads use your number plate these days.

      It doesn't offer handy features like trip/fuel economy displays either.

      I've used Torque in cars that do not have fancy on board computers. It provides a hell of a lot more info than just fuel economy/trip displays.

      Besides this, any car from 2008 onwards has a fuel efficiency display and as for a trip display... every car from the late 80's onwards.

      And unlike your "infotainment" system, my phone is upgradeable and transferable to my new vehicle. Your infotainment system has been forgotten about by the manufacturer before your car leaves the dealer. So you're stuck with a unit that is not user upgradeable and completely useless 3 years later. Not only that, they have the most useless interfaces known to man. Who at BMW thought the knob to control iDrive was a good idea?

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    9. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by litehacksaur111 · · Score: 2

      I think that Intel is just trying to jump on the internet of things (IoT), trillion sensors, and cloud computing bandwaggon.

    10. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Who at BMW thought the knob to control iDrive was a good idea?

      I remember that being announced on the 'net when it was just being released. Pictures and everything. It was being touted as very cool.

      My reaction was: "WTF? How is THIS supposed to be a good interface for THAT?"

    11. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

      What if you're in a city like Sydney, where there are mazes of roads underground? You phone GPS won't work there.

      I was just in Sydney and my phone did quite well. It predicts your location while it waits to re-establish signal. If you stick to the plan it works pretty well.

    12. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cool part about that example is that the fault lies with both BMW for closed, proprietary, and non-modular systems interfacing with Apple's closed, proprietary, and largely non-standard connections (both wired and non-wired).

    13. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      Google maps also works on Lower Wacker Drive

    14. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by jandersen · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Indeed - this is not about what you as a customer want, or what a road user needs, it's only about trying to turn your car into yet another platform for selling crap that is tied to one vendor, like the iPhone.

      If they really wanted to give people what they want and need, then cars would be made from interchangeable, generic and compatible parts, so you could build a car up pretty much like a PC. And the in-car computer systems would be open source. That way, if you are against all things modern and digital, you could have a fully mechanic car, but still choose a modern and efficient engine (it is, in fact possible to make efficient engines with no computer control; just not very easy) - and if you are a bleeding-edge hyper-nerd, you would be able to have something fully computerized. And it would a lot cheaper, because there would be far more competition in the market.

    15. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      So standardise on a blue-tooth interface to provide just the sensor data to a phone. The sensors shouldn't go out of date.

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    16. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Durrrr, herp derp much there dork?

    17. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Smallpond · · Score: 1

      Auto manufacturers supporting open standards? LOL

    18. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      A stable screen and buttons. Say there is an accident that causes a traffic jam and your sat nav offers to route you around it. You have to give a yes/no response some how, which usually means touching the screen. Cradles are never that sold, especially when you try to rest your finger on the screen to hit a button.

      That's why I prefer a head unit with MirrorLink. Tuck the phone securely out of the way and have it's screen mirrored to the head unit, complete with touch control. All the hard buttons work too. Otherwise you are spot on.

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    19. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      For speed sensor data and trip/fuel economy display you just need an ODB-II Bluetooth adapter. Most phones have a gyroscope built in, although for navigation it isn't really used. All the data available on VICS and the similar EU RDS system is available via the internet too.

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    20. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Hodr · · Score: 1

      It's not like your car has an actual INS. The speed is about the only actual useful information (for navigation) that the car can supply that a current model phone cannot obtain for itself.

      Start shipping bluetooth capable ODB systems (yes, I am aware of the dongles) and now a phone really does have everything it needs.

    21. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it was all OPEN Protocols and well documented so that anyone can interface to this stuff, I'm all for it. But the automotive world had to be slapped with federal mandate to use ODB-II because the assholes at GM,Ford, and Chrysler were hell bent on their own secret sauce.

      If I as a shade tree mechanic can not diagnose and change settings on a system, then it's a bad design. right now I can on any car with my laptop and interface box. ODB-II forced the hands of car makers to not be dicks. The problem is they started to separate the interfaces so they could be dicks again. BMW for example has two separate systems one requires a special device to talk to the main systems and the ODB-II is only used for engine management.

      Luckily that has been reverse engineered and you can get an interface to their kBus.

      Heavy regulation by HONEST people is needed for the automotive industry. Because you can not trust those scumbags that run those companies to do the right thing.

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    22. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by coofercat · · Score: 2

      In which case, a TomTom will do a far better job than any factory-fit in-car system I've ever seen. I don't know why the car manufacturers don't either just copy TomTom exactly, or just license the technology. Instead, they insist on making crappy UIs that are either hard to use, slow to use, or outright dangerous or all three, crappy navigation that doesn't properly take into account reality, let alone that XYZ feature changed 5 years ago and still isn't right in this years maps, crappy/non-existent speed camera maps, crappy voices/customisation and make it really hard (or very expensive) to upgrade the maps (or core software).

      For not much money, you can buy a TomTom and solve all these issues. Sure, it doesn't know how much fuel you have in your car, but actually, something the car manufacturers seem to do quite well is to be able to tell you how much fuel you have left in miles left to travel. I'll let you have the speed sensor thing though - although not all factory-fit systems bother to use one.

      FWIW, I wonder why the car manufacturers don't talk to TomTom and work out a way to link an external device to the car (so you get the advantages of both solutions). That way, they could supply an 'external device' in a box in the boot and then let you upgrade that whenever you like. Sure, I won't go to my dealership to pay the 300% mark-up for the replacement - I'll go to Amazon instead. I'd be a happier customer though, and might be more inclined to pay the extra for such a feature next time (or this time, for that matter).

    23. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Closed systems that go out of date quickly and are incompatible with anything newer.

      Want an Example? BMW 525 Iphone cradle system. doesn't work with the iPhone 5, 5c or 5s.

      Is this an argument against the parent? It seems like an argument for open I/O standards to me. All phones should be able to output HDMI video. All car entertainment systems should show up as input devices, and have sound I/O. These various I/O should be combined into 1 open standard wireless or wired connection. For wired connections, a standard input interface could be matched with a phone-specific dongle.

      The problem historically has been that car stereo manufacturers have pandered to Apple, who can change their standards at any time, or have made up their own standards which they change at a whim. If a powerful group puts out an open standard with low or no licensing costs, this problem would be solved.

      Personally, I'd really love to have one of chinese android head units but I can't justify spending $500 on purchasing and installing a car stereo right now.

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    24. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just think how obsolete these will be if you keep the car for 15 years.

      It would be like if you boss demanded that you did all of your development work on a Pentium II machine today.

    25. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Collective+0-0009 · · Score: 1

      My bimmer still has a cassette player, built in "mobile phone" that I have no idea how to use and I am sure doesn't work anymore. At least it has a CD changer... that you can only access from the trunk!

      None of those are really useful today. What would have been is a friggin' 3.5mm audio jack so I could plug whatever portable device in that I wanted. I still cannot figure out why what is probably the most standardized data exchange port is not standard on a car radio. I used to think Alpine was in cahootz with the automakers, but nobody replaces stereos anymore, so I am not sure what the issue is now.

      So all the "cool" crap on my car isn't cool anymore and probably doesn't work. But the engine, body, interior (for the most part), and all the essential crap I need to get from point A to point B is still in good working condition.

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    26. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      As far as I can see, that solves my infotainment "needs." What exactly am I missing out on?

      This.

        My car was made in 2002, the "in car entertainment" was also constructed in 2002, it was made by a company called Garrett and the model number is GT2540R. It's a turbocharger, attached to an SR20DE engine and six speed manual transmission. That's entertainment, the joy of the drive.

        If you dont enjoy driving, it's time for you to start saving for the Google autonomous car which you can outfit with your garish curved, oversized 4K TV to watch Days Of Our Lives on.

      The problem is, you're just one customer of the system. There are others who buy the same car who have different needs. Satellite radio for those where 3G streaming isn't available, overruns their plans, or other reasons. Navigation that's locally based for similar reasons.

      Then there are reversing cams (so useful for the rear blind spot...).

      As for not wanting to drive - well, the problem is most people don't want to drive - think people WANT to sit in traffic for an hour each way getting to/from work? And yes, autonomous cars are very exciting for that reason - not having to be stuck in traffic bored. Why do you think people are texting/playing games/yakking on their cellphones?

      The problem is, fundamentally, North America is designed for cars. Unlike Europe which was designed for slower modes of transportation and thus remained widely accessible without cars, North Americans NEED to drive. In Europe, you don't need to - you can get around the city, between cities, between countries even without a car - between busses (both local and non), subways, taxis, cheap flights, there's a plethora of options to take to get from point A to point B. In North America, not so much, so you have to take the car. This also boils down to the relative skill level - in Europe the drivers are MUCH better drivers - even though they don't seem to obey traffic laws or lane markings, the number of accidents is comparatively low. In North America, you'd have gridlock due to accidents if people behaved similarly.

      And I'm fairly certain even drivers who love to drive would skip the drive if they could for the commute and talk alternative modes. Even the most fun car in the world becomes boring sitting in gridlock each way.

    27. Re: Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars and phones have different lifespans.

      You are a total moron.

    28. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by s122604 · · Score: 1

      I have a new Chrysler and a newer toyota and they both have 3.5mm jacks. Odd that the Beemer doesn't

      I wonder if this is a "this hotel is so nice, they make you pay for the internet" type of situation

    29. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Auto makers already use many open standards for networked communication.
      CAN, LIN, ODB a whole bunch more SAE standards.
      They always insist in sending proprietary data over the open links though.

    30. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a new Chrysler and a newer toyota and they both have 3.5mm jacks. Odd that the Beemer doesn't

        I wonder if this is a "this hotel is so nice, they make you pay for the internet" type of situation

      When that BMW was built, no Toyota or Chrysler (or really anything stock) had 3.5mm jacks either. Might be wise to compare apples to apples.

    31. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe you're wrong on most if not all counts. I agree, no GPS system will work underground, however if I'm gonna do something crazy like install a gryoscope it should be standalone. Most of the data like vehicle speed can be pulled through OBD2 (though you should be beating on your local congress critter to insure auto manufacturers don't nerf OBD2 anymore than they already have). OBD2 data can be pulled through relatively cheap (sub-$20 modules), and with a SmartPhone, it's much more open to new development; the user ultimately has more control. There's no reason you can't build a VICS bluetooth module, and there's also really would want a toll road RFID unit to be built in; it is just as easily added as a cell phone module via bluetooth.

      TL;DR: an OBD2 attachment (preferably via Bluetooth) will give you almost everything the parent describes, do it better, be more upgradable, do it cheaper, and not become a major PITA when the overhauling/fixing the car.

      For all of the vehicle specific stuff like fuel economy, speed, etc. I love my ultragauge way more than any built in display system:
      http://www.ultra-gauge.com/ultragauge/
      $60 goes a long way these days.

    32. Re:Integrated Infotainment, why do I want it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can see, that solves my infotainment "needs." What exactly am I missing out on?

      This.

        My car was made in 2002, the "in car entertainment" was also constructed in 2002, it was made by a company called Garrett and the model number is GT2540R. It's a turbocharger, attached to an SR20DE engine and six speed manual transmission. That's entertainment, the joy of the drive.

        If you dont enjoy driving, it's time for you to start saving for the Google autonomous car which you can outfit with your garish curved, oversized 4K TV to watch Days Of Our Lives on.

      The problem is, you're just one customer of the system. There are others who buy the same car who have different needs. Satellite radio for those where 3G streaming isn't available, overruns their plans, or other reasons. Navigation that's locally based for similar reasons.

      Then there are reversing cams (so useful for the rear blind spot...).

      As for not wanting to drive - well, the problem is most people don't want to drive - think people WANT to sit in traffic for an hour each way getting to/from work? And yes, autonomous cars are very exciting for that reason - not having to be stuck in traffic bored. Why do you think people are texting/playing games/yakking on their cellphones?

      The problem is, fundamentally, North America is designed for cars. Unlike Europe which was designed for slower modes of transportation and thus remained widely accessible without cars, North Americans NEED to drive. In Europe, you don't need to - you can get around the city, between cities, between countries even without a car - between busses (both local and non), subways, taxis, cheap flights, there's a plethora of options to take to get from point A to point B. In North America, not so much, so you have to take the car. This also boils down to the relative skill level - in Europe the drivers are MUCH better drivers - even though they don't seem to obey traffic laws or lane markings, the number of accidents is comparatively low. In North America, you'd have gridlock due to accidents if people behaved similarly.

      And I'm fairly certain even drivers who love to drive would skip the drive if they could for the commute and talk alternative modes. Even the most fun car in the world becomes boring sitting in gridlock each way.

      Assuming you made the mistake of living somewhere in the US that has gridlock everyday. ;)

  3. Damaged reputation? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

    Wait, since when has Ford Sync damaged their reputation? I've been very satisfied with my Ford Edge, and I've had a few Ford rental vehicles with Sync that I've had zero issues with. I find it hard to drive a car without that type of system in it anymore.

    1. Re:Damaged reputation? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      same here -gf bought a CMAX plugin hybrid and the UI looks pretty good and has the built in handsfree with the bluetooth phone connection as well as USB and SD card slots for music, etc

      I'm just sayin'

    2. Re:Damaged reputation? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Several reviews of Ford and Cadillac models I've read, particularly models with older versions of SYNC/QUE, have been overwhelmingly positive with the exception of the infotainment system.

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    3. Re:Damaged reputation? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I find it hard to drive a car without that type of system in it anymore.

      I'd say that qualifies as a problem.

    4. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several reviews of Ford and Cadillac models I've read, particularly models with older versions of SYNC/QUE, have been overwhelmingly positive with the exception of the infotainment system.

      Everything I ready about the original Ford Sync was very good, it seemed to be MyFordTouch that people didn't like.

    5. Re:Damaged reputation? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      Please elaborate

    6. Re:Damaged reputation? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      I should clarify, Sync is still the base platform, Touch is the touch interface on top of Sync. I have Touch in my Edge. I like it. I'm not fond of the touch system in my Subaru. I like the system that Jeep has in their new Cherokees(no idea if they're in other Jeeps, but it wasn't in the Wrangler I rented).

    7. Re:Damaged reputation? by Polo · · Score: 1

      It's probably fine as long as you don't upgrade your phone for the life of your car.

      Seriously though, people keep cars for many MANY phone lifecycles.

      I really think car manufacturers should standardize on some sort of mounting system. Imagine a 19" stereo rack, but for a car.

      Do you know anyone with a 2007 car? It was built before the iPhone existed, which was announced in June 2007.

    8. Re:Damaged reputation? by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      Several reviews of Ford and Cadillac models I've read, particularly models with older versions of SYNC/QUE, have been overwhelmingly positive with the exception of the infotainment system.

      Every review of BMW models is overwhelmingly positive.... except for the *bleep* infotainment system.

      All car owners want entertainment along the journey. Some get their entertainment from music, maps, and the like. The others get their entertainment by hitting the cloverleaf at 90 MPH. Intel can help the first group; Intel can do nothing but frustrate the second group.

    9. Re:Damaged reputation? by plover · · Score: 4, Informative

      My 2011 Taurus' Sync interface is a Microsoft UI designed in hell. It starts out where the destination selection is as awkward as it gets: instead of entering a nice friendly address like 1234 County O, Wausau, Wisconsin, you have to enter an address according to computer hierarchy rules: "State: Wisconsin. City: Wausau. Street "County O". Number: "1234". The first problem is that the autocomplete kicks in late, but still takes the buffered touch as the next input: W..A..U..S ... up pops the WAU listings of Wauketon, Waunakee, and Wausau, and Wauketon happens to be located where the S was. Guess who has to start over again? The next problem comes if all you have for an address is 1234 County O. The auto complete demands that you specify which County O. Do you mean North (1-4799), North (4800-9999), West, South, or Southwest? Hell if I know, I'm from Minnesota and I was just reading an address off a web site. It turned out that only one of those four choices actually happened to be located in Wausau, but the damn machine felt the need to offer me all four.

      For a machine with 40GB of hard drive, limiting the address book to 100 destinations is simply insulting my intelligence. I can't have a hundred and one places to go?

      There is very poor integration with smart phones. The most it can do with an iPhone is play music, but only after spending minutes downloading the entire catalog of tracks before letting me even play a song. I can't send it a contact's address for navigation, nor can it dial an entry in my contact list.

      The icing on the cake was the first time I really needed to use the voice interface. As a lifelong Minnesotan, I have a flat, boring, monotone Midwestern accent, yet the so-called voice "recognition" couldn't recognize common words like 'courthouse', 'capitol', or 'state capitol'. Instead it offered me really odd choices that were nothing like the words I spoke, such as answering my saying 'capitol building' by asking 'Did you mean pizza?' (yes, that really was its clarification.) Neither my wife nor I ever did get it to take us to the State Capitol building in Madison - (we ended up stumbling upon it because it's located at the center of a pretty small city.) At one point I gave up on the voice interface and said "exit". The machine had the temerity to ask me "Did you really mean to exit, yes or no?" A freakin' pop-up dialog box in a voice interface?!?! At that point we nicknamed it "Useless".

      Thankfully my car is slightly too old to suffer from MyTouch, which was inflicted on the model year 2012 cars, and newer. The problems are as obvious as a cold sore: next to a touch screen interface, capacitive buttons are about the worst possible user interface possible in a car. When driving, you need to access controls by feel, as your eyes need to keep looking out the windows. And tactile feedback is a simple concept that people intuitively understand: when you reach for a knob, you feel if it's the twisty kind or the clicky kind, and you can easily adjust it without looking. But if you reach a touch-button by feel, though, you are by definition touching it - therefore you are also triggering it. If you would normally expect to run your fingers down the dash, feeling for the third button in order to turn on the defroster, you can easily trigger the air conditioner and the fog lamps before reaching the defroster. And it turns out they don't even work at all with gloved fingers (cf. Minnesota and Wisconsin in the winter!) When you hear "touch" and "driver", if they're not talking about the car's handling, you are listening to a very stupid person.

      Consumers who hate Sync and the MyTouch interface are not alone: Consumer Reports consistently reduces the scores of Ford vehicles so equipped by 4-6 points, which typically drops them from a tie for a top-of-the-class rating to a middle-of-the-class rating. They are really, really bad systems.

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    10. Re:Damaged reputation? by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Several reviews of Ford and Cadillac models I've read, particularly models with older versions of SYNC/QUE, have been overwhelmingly positive with the exception of the infotainment system.

      Every review of BMW models is overwhelmingly positive.... except for the *bleep* infotainment system.

      All car owners want entertainment along the journey. Some get their entertainment from music, maps, and the like. The others get their entertainment by hitting the cloverleaf at 90 MPH. Intel can help the first group; Intel can do nothing but frustrate the second group.

      Yes, I remember the dreaded iDrive that BMW forced upon it's customers years ago. I suspect it caused many BMW enthusiasts to become Mercedes owners. One would have hoped that the rest of the auto industry would have learned from BMWs mistake and not tread down this path.
      Personally, I think the industry needs to re-think it's entire approach to electronics. A car is expected to give 10+ years of service whereas the electronics are still evolving at a rapid pace. I would like for it to be easy to retrofit new technology over the life of the car but these new 'infotainment' systems make it exceedingly difficult to do so, particularly the ones that integrate climate control and everything else.

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    11. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem of being an imbecile who finds it hard to drive a vehicle that has no computerised assisted driving mechanism.

    12. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, Sir, are a disgrace. Structured input is important, also for your brain.

    13. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 2011 Fusion with Sync and also haven't had any problems with it. I have read about the later MyFordTouch systems that went with a 3rd party UI on top of Sync that apparently sucked.

    14. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2007... those modern contraptions????

      I still use a 1995 Saturn. :) get off my lawn... :)

    15. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I think the industry needs to re-think it's entire approach to electronics. A car is expected to give 10+ years of service whereas the electronics are still evolving at a rapid pace.

      Exactly this.

      Leave a double DIN hole, with ISO connectors. And a cheap factory radio, that anyone who cares can throw in the trash. Problem solved.

      My car is from 1991 (over here, cars have a 280% tax). It originally came with a radio with built in casette player. The previous owner had replaced it with one with a CD player. I had that replaced with one that plays CD, SD-cards and does bluetooth hands free.

      The casette tape and CD standards lasted a lot longer than anything in the computer industry. Not even USB (which version?) or bluetooth is going to last that long.

      In 1991 we were talking about 486 processors, digital music was in the form of WAV files, and the video format was called Animated GIF. When the car produced today is 23 years old, USB and bluetooth are going to be just as out dated, when the holographic display of your phone requires at least 8 terabit per second (in low res), and everything communicates wireless over subspace carriers.

    16. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why Ford wisely ditched Microsoft for BlackBerry's awesome QNX.

    17. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading at Taurus. Anyone fucking stupid enough to buy a Taurus has no right to complain about anything. Lemme guess, you had a PT Cruiser before that?

    18. Re:Damaged reputation? by bhcompy · · Score: 1

      This is not a computerized assisted driving mechanism, dickwad. It's an entertainment system

    19. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIL midwesterners can actually put together coherent sentences.

    20. Re:Damaged reputation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      huh, you must be a coaster.

  4. Slap a computer on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why won't it work? Just slap a computer on it! From the biggest brand in computing! What can possibly go wrong?

    Car makers do two things well: Make cars, and sell them. Not even designing them, too many models are simply butt ugly. But making cars they do reasonably well, and with sufficient thrust they even sell reasonably well. intel likewise does two things well: Replicating fabs and fab process. They're two process nodes ahead of the competition. But designs? Not so much. itanic, anyone? Or, who came up with x86_64 again? There's much more to this, but this'll have to do.

    This has historic precedent: Their first (not the first, mind, but I'm going to leave the rest as an exercise) was the 4004, and they're really proud of that. Little known fact: The 8008 was being developed concurrently, and repeatedly got engineers poached to work on the 4004 instead. Because the 4004 was in-house and the 8008 was a commission for a boring client company. Anyway, I digress. They're pretty good at some things and not so good at other things. Take home point is that it's not always that obvious what the good and the bad points are.

    For car makers, software is so out of left field for them that it's not going to go right. So using a drop-in turn-key COTS thing from a large well-respected company, after all, just about everyone in the company has a peecee with chips from that company on their desk, don't they?, isn't going to be a firing offense, is it?

    Well... maybe. Probably not but it probably should be. It's like picking windows for embedded projects. Just not such a great fit. There are better options, but those require that you know your stuff. And car makers and software? Thus we see that intel will likely have plenty market for this thing, but it's not going to be the right thing. The car makers will have to learn the hard way to make better choices. In the meantime and like a good little consultant, intel will happily supply the rope and the feet-pointing guns, as will certain well-known software vendors.

  5. Just What I Need by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

    My car blue screening while hurtling down the highway.

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  6. Question about school zones by Ichijo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    When a self-driving car enters a school zone and sees the "speed limit 25 when children are present" sign, how does it know whether a person it sees is a child? Does it always brake just to be on the safe side? And if no "end school zone" sign exists, does it keep on going 25 until it sees the next speed limit sign miles down the road?

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    1. Re:Question about school zones by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't believe that the Google self-driving car actually reads signs. That stretch of road is coded in its database with the speed limit.

      I always thought that "Speed Limit X when children are present" really means "during school hours". With a little bit of logic ability, the car would know what the speed limit was for that time and date.

    2. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on how this is all implemented, this could very well be a privacy nightmare. Is it always sending data back to Google? How do we know what it's doing? Is the software free and open source? I doubt it.

    3. Re:Question about school zones by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      This is about infotainment systems, not self-driving cars.

    4. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does it know? After-school functions, sports, concerts, etc.

    5. Re:Question about school zones by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      If I can take a nap on the way to and from work, they can transmit my location directly to NSA headquarters.

    6. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How principled you are. Just what I'd expect from the land of the free.

    7. Re:Question about school zones by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      When a self-driving car enters a school zone and sees the "speed limit 25 when children are present" sign, how does it know whether a person it sees is a child? Does it always brake just to be on the safe side?

      I would sure as hell hope it would stop for the person, regardless of whether it's a child or not. Or do you just run over little old ladies if they get in your way while driving through a school zone?

      And if no "end school zone" sign exists, does it keep on going 25 until it sees the next speed limit sign miles down the road?

      It should, as that is the law. It should also slow down before it crosses the threshold for a lowered speed limit. While most people don't even start to slow down until after passing the lower speed limit sign, legally you are to be doing that speed as soon as you pass the sign.

    8. Re:Question about school zones by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Yes. I'm FREE to voluntarily opt in to a system of my choosing. When things are required by the government, that's a different situation.

      Do you grasp the difference?

    9. Re:Question about school zones by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      This is about infotainment systems, not self-driving cars.

      I would certainly hope that any car with an "infotainment" system is self-driving, so that the driver isn't looking at the fucking "infotainment" instead of the road.

      Any bets on how much of the "infotainment" is going to be ads?

    10. Re:Question about school zones by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      Self driving cars are absolute nonsense. It requires intellect to decide whether an object is a plastic bear or a real bear about to enter the road, and has to be braked for. Any business/investment into this self driving car design field is setting themselves up for a major lawsuit because the basic principle is that you require artificial intelligence on par with a human to make the same correct decisions while driving, identifying objects and predicting their future behavior correctly. Even a dog's level won't cut it, as shepherds have dogs and sheep, and the trio exists well together, but dogs and sheep can't coexist, or at least wolves haven't figured out a way yet, and you need a human to decide things like we're gonna take that mountain pass yonder instead of the one over here. Alpha wolves and wolf packs make similar decisions, and a whole lot of wolf lives depend on a good or bad decision, in middle of winter, similar to the Donner Party back in the Oregon Trail/California Trail days. Even humans make horrible judgment calls sometimes which way to drive, or in an accident piling up in front of you which way to swerve, how are you gonna trust these decisions to a machine, or intellect less than a human? Driving is a matter of life and death. If anything you need a machine smarter than a human in comprehending the world around it, and predicting actions of objects like insane people as pedestrians, walking in the middle of the road. Saying you ran someone over "legally" does not fly far in court, just because someone crossed the street before you when they had red light and you had green, or stopped in the middle like Rain Man, you still have to judge for yourself what to do.

    11. Re:Question about school zones by PvtVoid · · Score: 2

      Self driving cars are absolute nonsense. It requires intellect to decide whether an object is a plastic bear or a real bear about to enter the road, and has to be braked for. Any business/investment into this self driving car design field is setting themselves up for a major lawsuit because the basic principle is that you require artificial intelligence on par with a human to make the same correct decisions while driving, identifying objects and predicting their future behavior correctly. Even a dog's level won't cut it, as shepherds have dogs and sheep, and the trio exists well together, but dogs and sheep can't coexist, or at least wolves haven't figured out a way yet, and you need a human to decide things like we're gonna take that mountain pass yonder instead of the one over here. Alpha wolves and wolf packs make similar decisions, and a whole lot of wolf lives depend on a good or bad decision, in middle of winter, similar to the Donner Party back in the Oregon Trail/California Trail days. Even humans make horrible judgment calls sometimes which way to drive, or in an accident piling up in front of you which way to swerve, how are you gonna trust these decisions to a machine, or intellect less than a human? Driving is a matter of life and death. If anything you need a machine smarter than a human in comprehending the world around it, and predicting actions of objects like insane people as pedestrians, walking in the middle of the road. Saying you ran someone over "legally" does not fly far in court, just because someone crossed the street before you when they had red light and you had green, or stopped in the middle like Rain Man, you still have to judge for yourself what to do.

      Well, I for one would totally totally feel better if you were replaced by a machine.

    12. Re:Question about school zones by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      Driving on regular roads is a matter of life and death, but they could have high-way like traffic zones where the cars get hooked onto each other by a chainlike fashion, and move together as one, as a train, and no deer or accidents are expected on the highway, just like with trains, and the whole train follows signals and semaphores by computer systems, and if someone gets stuck in the middle of the track while one of these trains is coming, well they are out of luck, just like they are out of luck when falling off a platform in a regular train station, with the train coming around the corner, unable to stop even if braking hard. At least some regions of traffic you could automate in this "tough luck" if you get caught up in the wheels of the "traffic machine" fashion, the traffic machine train can't stop.

    13. Re:Question about school zones by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      Yes. I'm FREE to voluntarily opt in to a system of my choosing. When things are required by the government, that's a different situation.

      There has often been no real difference.

      Many people freely opted in to have their data collected by online services. They did not suspect that later, the government would be demanding that data from those services.

      So there you have a case in which voluntarily opting in, and the government forcing it from you, have exactly the same result. Do you honestly think it would be limited to such cases?

    14. Re:Question about school zones by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      I don't believe that the Google self-driving car actually reads signs. That stretch of road is coded in its database with the speed limit.

      It would be interesting to hear Google's defense in traffic court when the database doesn't match the signs.

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    15. Re:Question about school zones by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      For the foreseeable future, it will be the driver's responsibility to make sure that the car follows all applicable laws.

    16. Re:Question about school zones by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      TV's are common in Japanese cars for over a decade now, as both OEM and after-market equipment.
      Japan has nearly 3x lower road fatalities than USA per capita, half the road fatalities per vehicle and fewer per km as well.

    17. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worse - does self drive car notice school bus with blinking red light or the left turn red light goes on?
      does self drive car stop in those situation?

    18. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Adapt speed to traffic" and "Follow the lane" is hardly an issue. Haven't all car manufacturers demonstrated that capability by now?
      Self driving cars are already a lot better than that.

    19. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is hardly a fair comparison. The U.S. has an extremely high road fatality rate compared to other developed countries.

    20. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a good question. A human will usually be able to sort out that a flashing light on the side of a car is meant as an indicator, even though it has a non-standard colour, but a computerised control system can only act on what it knows (regulations, common exceptions, etc.). It would probably not recognise a red indicator light as such.

    21. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should Google care? When your automated car runs over a group of kids at an after school function, it won't be Google getting sued/jailed. It will be YOU.

    22. Re:Question about school zones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depending on how this is all implemented, this could very well be a privacy nightmare.

      The secret purpose of this system is to invade your privacy.

    23. Re:Question about school zones by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      It's so super secret that only genius mega-hackers like you know about it.

    24. Re:Question about school zones by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      I would sure as hell hope it would stop for the person, regardless of whether it's a child or not.

      So you think the sign should say "stop when children are present" instead of "speed limit 25 when children are present"?

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  7. Asshole companies want to DRM your car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've already seen this in some cars, where they try to prevent everyone but 'certified' mechanics from fixing the cars. None of this is a good thing for consumers. This technology could be a good thing in theory, but asshole corporations and governments will use it for all sorts of nasty shit.

    1. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      Well they kind of do that already by require high specialized tools to repair certain systems. Although I wouldn't call that DRM being that it's not software.

    2. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      I agree. You won't be allowed to open the hood, and check the oil level, or add windshield washer fluid, because of DRM/DMCA issues - you're messing with someone else's intellectual property, and might reverse engineer something and guess the passwords by which all parts, like chipped ink cartridges, interact, and build a replacement part yourself on a lathe instead of buying it only from the intellectual property holder of the car design. The only windshield washer fluid refill "cartridge" the car will accept will be one with a chip made by the original company, costing a mere $2000/gallon of windshiel washing fluid. Oh, and you can buy a new car for like ten bucks or free during special promotions, but don't expect it to run without these super expensive and chipped refill cartridges, inlcuding oil change chipped/passworded refill cartrdige, windshield washer fluid chipped/passworded refill cartridge, gasoline chipped/passworded refill cartdrige at a mere $10/gal of gas when other gas is $4/gal (hey the car was free, you gotta pay for it somehow!) Ah! The wonders of chips and computerization!

    3. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries, the pirated version will be stripped of all DRM protection.

    4. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forget about once a while - the car would blow blue smoke which require you
      to shutdown and restart the car. Then other time you have to hook your car to your home
      router so it can download new patch which require you to buy a yearly license or the car will
      stop working. Oh did I mention that if you exceed 180lbs you have to buy extra weight feature
      cost at a yearly basis or the car doesn't move

    5. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget you have to watch ads on the HUD display when the car is stopped.

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    6. Re: Asshole companies want to DRM your car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and you would have to accept changes in the licencing agreement, and if you don't, it will turn off all features: radio, power stearing, power breaks, speedometer, headlights, etc. LG just did this recently.#

    7. Re:Asshole companies want to DRM your car by rezme · · Score: 1

      BSOD... Blue Smoke Of Death

    8. Re: Asshole companies want to DRM your car by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      LG makes cars? For whatever reason, they seem to make quite nice phones, but they too are slaves to their own lawyers, in DRM/intellectual property bullshit up to their ears.

  8. My car is from 1975 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I am quite happy driving a car without a computer.

    1. Re:My car is from 1975 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My every-day car is a classic VW bug. Still uses points.

    2. Re:My car is from 1975 by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      I envy you. My dream car is a car-computerless Porsche, and I think all fuel injectors are computerized, so if carburetted, it's terribly inefficien at miles per gallon. Maybe somebody, like Tesla, needs to start an open source car that people can program all the chips themselves.

    3. Re:My car is from 1975 by mirix · · Score: 1

      They made a lot of Porsches with K-Jetronic. (mechanical fuel injection), 1970s - early 80s, maybe into the 90s on some models.

      Though surely the later ones had a computer for spark? Which isn't related to the fuel injection... and could be deleted if you were dedicated, I guess.

      various jetronic types were common on all the euro marques before 1995 or so. K doesn't require a computer. L has an analog computer, etc.

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    4. Re:My car is from 1975 by mirix · · Score: 1

      I have a bug with points too - and solid lifters, a carb, generator, no AC and basically no heat without the auxiliary, and various other bits of cave tech..

      But you do realize why we quit using them, right? If a new car needed new points and valves adjusted every couple thousand miles, no one would buy the bloody thing. It's simple, but it's still a PITA, especially for people that can't wrench.

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    5. Re:My car is from 1975 by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that info!

  9. How can we stop them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do we stop it? A lot of people don't care; but there is a significant group of people like myself who just want the KISS philosophy in our cars. It's a lot harder to organize a car company than it is a piece of software so the whole peace, love and open source philosophy doesn't seem to apply.

    When it comes to things like this it really does seem that you really have no choice but to chose. If none of the choices satisfy because some company like Intel gets all the manufacturers to drink their kool-aid, then you're SOL.

  10. As long as it's not the Pentium 4... by Nutria · · Score: 1

    (I'm from the South, and it's already hot enough) I have no problem Intel flogging their kit to car manufacturers.

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    1. Re:As long as it's not the Pentium 4... by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      A Pentium 4 would be great for electric/hybrid cars.
      You need something to power the heating system.

  11. I'll vote with my wallet by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I try my best to avoid buying any car that has a computerized display that is a wannabe tablet or phone. Car manufacturers think they're so cute trying to roll their own solutions when in fact all they're making is dead end technology that makes their cars more expensive.

    1. Re:I'll vote with my wallet by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Get one with MirrorLink and use your phone. Bypass all the manufacturer's software completely if you don't like it. Toyota and Subara offer MirrorLink on their high end head units, as I'm sure do other.

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    2. Re:I'll vote with my wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as the only BlackBerry fan on this site, I feel compelled to point out that MirrorLink is powered by QNX, and like everything built by this bullied company, it's technologically advanced if not fashionable. http://www.qnx.com/news/pr_5742_2.html

    3. Re:I'll vote with my wallet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your at it, get a mount for your phone, a cable to charge (don't forget to plug it in every time you go for a drive!), figure out how to use it (hopefully you've got the right kind of phone), deal with aspect ratio issues, input lag, research apps to figure out which ones work well in the car, and oh by the way hope you don't plan to buy a new phone for the next 10 years, in case your next one doesn't support it!

      Doesn't look like mirror link has any traction currently. To be honest, all the solutions seem shit currently.

  12. They can keep th em by nurb432 · · Score: 2

    The *only* computer i want in my car is my phone, so i can listen to music if i feel like it.

    And yes, i realize that means no fuel injection, or other modern garbage, that has no business in *my* car.

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    1. Re:They can keep th em by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Or safety features either. Or any hope in passing current emissions standards.

    2. Re:They can keep th em by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      I could care less about those trumped up rules designed to take away our freedoms.

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    3. Re:They can keep th em by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You mean the ones that take away your freedom to try and break your neck when the seatbelt stops your body in a crash but nothing stops your head?
      Air bags aren't mandatory on new cars to take away your freedom.

    4. Re:They can keep th em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he was talking about the freedom to live in a smoggy third world hole.

      Cause the freedom to smog is more important than the freedom to breathe, obviously.

    5. Re:They can keep th em by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      You mean that a well maintained citroen 2cv or a fiat 500 pollute more than a suv because of their no-electronics tech? The measure is not pollutants per gallon of fuel, but pollutants per mile, after all. Someone should do the math, under real conditions (because there are lies, damned lies and spec sheets).

      I have no electronics in my car (mechanical distributor, carburetors, and the car radio is disconnected). But I am not averse to it, as long as it is documented, and replaceable. This is not going to happen because the point of electronics in the car is control, not performance or pollution.

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    6. Re:They can keep th em by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean you couldn't care less? But yeah, good for you, having a gas guzzler that drinks fuel wastefully, pollutes the planet, is a hazard to other road users, pedestrians, and even you. Fuck the rest of the world, you have every right (you believe) to be as damn selfish and entitled as you want. Or, you know, grow up.

    7. Re:They can keep th em by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      A modern car in a polluted city has cleaner air coming out the exhaust than the air going in the intake.
      (ps: carbon dioxide isn't pollution, unburned fuel and volatile carbon compounds are)
      Learn burning creates excess nitrous oxides, you need a catalytic converter to remove them. rich burning leaves unburned fuel and other carbon compounds in the exhaust.

    8. Re:They can keep th em by Nephandus · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll just break some of our necks since one size doesn't fit all. My head touches the ceiling right above the windshield. The airbag won't catch my head, just suddenly moving my body in unpleasant relation to it, particularly for my neck... Then there's short people who get it more direct if their head tilts too far forward before the bag goes off.
      They have issues. Note: "If you are short, elderly or have a very old vehicle, you can purchase an airbag on/off switch or pedal extensions".

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    9. Re:They can keep th em by Nephandus · · Score: 1

      And be a pretentious conformist shill because their nothing more mature than proud subordination to self-defined authorities, these days.

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    10. Re:They can keep th em by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So what you are saying is you want a car with shitty gas mileage, shitty performance and brakes that don't work very well in the wet.

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    11. Re:They can keep th em by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Just because you do not have the skills and/or knowledge to properly tune a real car does not mean the rest of us are incapable.

      Furthermore, if you are so inept in driving that you are forced to rely on what is in effect a backup plan as SoP, instead of properly modulating your braking system in inclement weather, you are a hazard to society and should be taking the bus instead.

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    12. Re:They can keep th em by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps after you grow up and move out of your parents basement, you might figure out how clueless you are and how stupid your entire post is. Or perhaps not, as it quite possible your parents have simply failed you, or are just as stupid as you.

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  13. Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't want infotainment.. I don't want apps or wifi or cell network connectivity, or ads, or remote government tracking. I don't want large lcd panels or nagging proximity beepers either. Absolutely NO microcontroller driven functionality that might decide spurious negative values mean 'floor it', 'dont turn the radio on until the car is restarted', or 'the alternator needs replacing but really doesn't.' I want simple, tactile buttons and sliders instead of touch panels and tiered menus that require visual inspection. This way I can control the basic functions of the car without taking my eyes off the road. The HVAC controls should only have three knobs for the fan speed, direction, heat level, and AC button. Also, let me open the side vents to let fresh air in even while the AC is on. I am willing to tolerate a certain amount of complexity for the radio/sound system, but that's it. In fact, design the console so I can rip the radio out and put in one of my choice without making a bigger mess out of the offensively curvy and effeminate aesthetics of the interior and dashboard. It's a dashboard, not a catwalk for the sexually ambiguous.

    Speaking of aesthetics, please stop overdoing it with the curves and folds and bubble look. Kia is the worst offender, but some of the other makes are pretty bad now. Just because you can mold that plastic into any shape doesn't mean you should. It's ugly. Stop. Also, I am an average height 5'11" male with medium/largish sized hands. Please stop modeling the ergonomics for a 5'2" soccer mom with tiny hands. I'm tired of bumping the signal/wiper blade controls randomly when I turn the wheel over.

    1. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might not be part of their target demographic.

      Like it or not, the mass market car mfgs aren't going to design cars for people who "dont' want microcontrollers" in their cars. That's a tiny niche, but you do have a shot at it if you go to the kit-car market. (Or alternately, very old used cars before such things existed).

    2. Re:Please no by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      I suppose you don't want ABS, airbags or seat belt pre-tensioners either. All microcontroller controlled.

    3. Re:Please no by eWarz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do. I just want a better user experience. I hate having to rely on my cell phone for GPS (due to expensive map updates), music (cause pandora is better than satellite radio), voice control, and more. Car manufacturers are trying too hard to make 'infotainment' into something profitable, instead they should focus on making a fantastic user experience (oh shit, your gas is running low, here is the cheapest, most reliable gas station in your range)

    4. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose you don't want ABS, airbags or seat belt pre-tensioners either. All microcontroller controlled.

      ABS is for pussies.

      A real man is willing to pay the price for his poor driving technique.

      Of course if you hit ME, you will pay the price too, motherfucker, and
      I am not talking about money.

      Drive carefully, the life you save will be your own.

    5. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh fuck that! Just make a standard that allows the smartphone to remain both the brains and connection point for the rest of the car via. Want a faster internet connection, more storage, or better navigation? Ok, get a new cell phone. Far easier to upgrade that than the rest of the hardware.

    6. Re:Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm not. I bet if the average 5'2" woman they target understood the implied risks that come from the excess complexity, they wouldn't want them as part of critical component design either.

    7. Re:Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd rather not have the ABS. Airbags? My parents rode/drove on the roads for 40 years without them, and I spent the majority of my childhood years without them in the cars I rode in. We're all still here to tell about it. If I'm hit, it'll be hard enough that an airbag wont' make the difference..and if it does, it'll mean life as a paraplegic vs death.. I'll take death. As far as pretensioners go, they existed long before computer-assist. It's not necessary, and ones designed around the laws of physics are going to be much more reliable than the uncertainty of software these days. The best safety device is an attentive driver behind the wheel. That means no cell phone conversations or distracting video and audio cues from this idiotic featureitis.. Just me, some music, and the open road, and if it gets distracting, the music gets shut off..

      I just think that today's society has been slowly conditioned to a phobomanic state.. It's afraid of the most minor things and demands crazy overcompensations for them.

    8. Re:Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I actually agree with this. An attentive, contextually aware driver is the best safety feature, for himself and those sharing the road with him.

    9. Re:Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Fine, get an aftermarket box and install it (or have it installed) into the double DIN slot in the car. Make sure it has gps, music, voice control and whatever else.. Replace it every 5 to 10 years instead of the whole car when the OEM computer is left in the dust.

    10. Re:Please no by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      So it's just a coincidence that road fatalities have dropped over time, even though more people drive now?

      U.S. Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood today announced that the number and rate of traffic fatalities in 2010 fell to the lowest levels since 1949, despite a significant increase in the number of miles Americans drove during the year.

    11. Re:Please no by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I think it's more a function of how you learned to drive.. I find ABS counterintuitive. I realize most do not. As far as airbags go, I really don't care. I'd rather have them as options. Those who want them would then be free to pay for them. I'd like to knock 5 to 10k off the cost of the vehicle. Those multi airbag systems are expensive, and if they go off from a minor fender bender, it can push the insurance company to total an otherwise perfectly good car.

      It's interesting that you bring up this statistic, because, to hear the self-driving car crowd talk, we're all mass murdering lunatics behind the wheel.

    12. Re:Please no by mirix · · Score: 1

      That's an awesome sample size you have there.

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    13. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Highway deaths are historically low but it's still 30,000+ each year, which represents the leading cause of unintentional injury death per CDC. About 30% of these involve alcohol, and 15% of deaths are not vehicle occupants. It's also not all about fatalities. There are some 2.5 million injuries from auto accidents each year (also at or near a historic low).

    14. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The HVAC controls should only have three knobs for the fan speed, direction, heat level, and AC button.

      This is incorrect. The "three knob" HVAC system is an abomination. The HVAC controls should consist of:
      - A speed control dial/slider/rocker for the fan. This should include an "off" position.
      - An on/off button for the dash vents. This should be able to be on (open vents) at the same time as the windshield vents.
      - An on/off button for the floor vents.
      - An on/off button for the windshield vents. This should not automatically interlock with the compressor. De-fog and defrost are two different things. (Do you hear me, you idiots at every car company?)
      - An on/off button for the compressor.
      - A dial/slider/rocker for the re-heat stage (heater/outside air mix).

      That's 4 digital inputs and 2 analog ones. The only microcontroller necessary in this setup is the one for the re-heat mix, which has to set a damper position based on the analog value of the knob. Everything else is direct. (Fans are typically staged, so it would just be a multi-position switch to the motor. No microcontroller necessary.)

      Basically, that "vent" knob should be an independent set of toggle buttons that allow any combination of vents to be open at any time. The only interlock should be a 3-way "or" of the vent switches, "and"-ed into the fan speed circuit to prevent the fan from overpressurizing (and damaging) the ducts because all vents are closed.

    15. Re:Please no by swillden · · Score: 1

      I don't want apps or wifi or cell network connectivity

      Yeah, my phone does those.

      I don't want large lcd panels

      I do, and I want them to provide a larger, safer, more usable UI to my phone.

      nagging proximity beepers either.

      Proximity alarms are useful. Even better when they actually control the car to maintain following distance, etc.

      Absolutely NO microcontroller driven functionality that might decide spurious negative values mean 'floor it', 'dont turn the radio on until the car is restarted', or 'the alternator needs replacing but really doesn't.'

      Bah, I don't care how you make it work, just make it work. Odds are this can be done better with the flexibility offered by software than by purely mechanical systems. Just keep in mind that software is software, and must be managed with the methods devised for software. I want public bug databases, and strongly recommend releasing the source code (though it's fine to specify that alteration voids the warranty, and to maintain legal ownership so competitors don't steal your work; I'm not asking for Free Software and car hackability, just openness so that people can identify problems).

      I want simple, tactile buttons and sliders instead of touch panels and tiered menus that require visual inspection.

      For stuff that I shouldn't be fiddling with when I'm driving anyway, I don't care. There should be minimal controls for the things the driver needs to do to drive, possibly some simple voice controls for other things like navigation, and everything else should be impossible for the driver to mess with.

      Actually, what I really want is a car that drives itself, so I'm free to focus my attention on what I want. Barring that, there's no reason to give me a zillion buttons, knobs and sliders for things that will just distract me.

      The HVAC controls should only have three knobs for the fan speed, direction, heat level, and AC button.

      No, the HVAC controls should have a single knob: temperature. All the rest should be automatic. If the system truly can't figure out when my windows need to be defrosted/defogged, I guess I can accept a button to turn that on.

      I am willing to tolerate a certain amount of complexity for the radio/sound system, but that's it.

      I'm not. The sound system should just connect to my phone. All of my music, etc., is there. On, off, volume and maybe a simple forward/next button is all I want. Everything else I can manage with voice controls.

      Speaking of aesthetics, please stop overdoing it with the curves and folds and bubble look.

      I don't give a damn about aesthetics. Give me interior space, organized for functionality, structural integrity (including in a collision) and other than that put it in a wind tunnel and optimize the hell out of the airflow to minimize resistance and wind noise. This probably means lots of curves, and maybe some bubbles. Probably no folds, though.

      Also, I am an average height 5'11" male with medium/largish sized hands. Please stop modeling the ergonomics for a 5'2" soccer mom with tiny hands.

      I'm a six-foot male with medium/largish hands. I haven't actually had any problems with modern vehicle ergonomics.

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    16. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. I am glad I am not the only one that thinks this way. The console interface on my old 90's Chevy K1500 truck is way, way more nice in terms of simplicity than any modern car/SUV I've looked at recently. Plus, you can't beat the relative simplicity of the body panels and non-insane chrome bumpers.

    17. Re:Please no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Safety controls are good, especially if they're simple, and use an open protocol (i.e. don't make the airbags a nightmare to troubleshoot). Likewise, fuel injection is great, just don't be stupid and make the throttle servo controlled instead of a mechanical cable. ABS is debatable, as I think it's really a driver crutch, but so is an autotragic transmission. I think the biggest problem with all these new cars is apparently _every_friggen_automaker_ forgot KISS.

    18. Re:Please no by Reziac · · Score: 1

      And people wonder why I drive a 23 year old truck, and a 36 year old truck... because they bloody look, act, and work like trucks, not like rolling infotainment centers with pornographic curves that do little but add to the repair costs if I hit a deer. Damn little can go wrong, and when it does I can point at it and tell the mechanic, "See this worn-out piece? Fix it."

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    19. Re:Please no by Reziac · · Score: 1

      "I just think that today's society has been slowly conditioned to a phobomanic state.. It's afraid of the most minor things and demands crazy overcompensations for them."

      This, this, this!! As you say in another post, the best risk-mitigation on the roads is the driver. And considering the many millions of miles driven every year vs the number of accidents -- accidents are but a statistical blip.

      And it's not just cars suffering from phobomania. Today's FRK had some horrible examples of how those crazy overcompensations actually make us LESS safe:

      http://www.freerangekids.com/y...

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  14. What about DIN and half-DIN ? by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

    Many cars sold today are so integrated with the radio that it makes it very expensive to replace the radio (that is if you can fit a standard radio in the dash)

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    1. Re:What about DIN and half-DIN ? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Like I was told above, we're not part of the market demographic anymore.. Basically, if you're not a soccer mom or an aging boomer, you don't exist in today's market.

  15. I JUST WANT A CAR by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    I want to get in, turn the key, drive to my destination, and turn it off. Later, I would like to repeat the process to get home.

    Intel and others take note: I do not want to Tweet, blog, Instagram, or masturbate to some kind if computerized entertainment system while this happens. I want to safely arrive where I'm going.

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    1. Re:I JUST WANT A CAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well if you want to just "get in, turn the key, drive to my destination, and turn it off" then you're gonna need those computers. But you're hipster hardcore right? You love adjusting valves, setting points, changing plugs every other month, and tweaking your carb all the time. Fuck! I bet your car is so cool it has a hand crank starter on the front. Watch out and don't get your handle bar mustache too close. It'll rip it right off!

      Oh and in case your were unaware, the LHC is in Europe.

    2. Re:I JUST WANT A CAR by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      They could build in most of the reliability that comes with modern mechanical design without overdoing the plumbing. This is NOT about hipsterism..at least not for me.

    3. Re:I JUST WANT A CAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that sounds a bit too much like ``I just want a phone'' crowd---who now mostly happily use smartphones :-)

    4. Re:I JUST WANT A CAR by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Quite a leap, no?

    5. Re:I JUST WANT A CAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they had it right back in the 90's: you had fuel injection, airbags, decent seatbelts, but no stupid distracting touchscreen in (most) consoles. I think you make the mistake of a lot of people around here and conflate "infotainment" with having an ECM and invariably set a really REALLY awful straw man. I've said it before: fuel injection is great, especially if the stupid manufacturers would be more open with OBD2 and hide everything. Having a decent ECM doing a good job with fuel injection, and having the safety features are all good. Having an absolutely insane infotainment system built on something as hole-ridden and lousy as Android, sitting ON THE SAME CANBUS that the ECM using to communicate with everything else seems to not only violate KISS majorly, but just seem like overall junky design.

      Really, this is about manufacturing trying to sell you something you don't need, and forgetting KISS altogether.

  16. Wrong mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, I didn't mean to mod you OT. I meant to mod you flamebait. Seems you hate the homosektuals. Just go ahead and say it. Cmon, you'll feel better. Just take your keyboard and type it out. Don't be a pussy and AC it either. Do it! Call me a fag. I know you want to.

    1. Re:Wrong mod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So expressing preferences for ergonomics is offensive now? Society needs to quit coddling perpetually offended pantywaists like you.

  17. How long before we see a virus in a car? by Noishkel · · Score: 2

    I'm honestly curious is this is going to happen. Much like the Smart house story from a few days back I wonder what's going to happen when more of this rather useless crap gets wedged into a car and someone has a real serious failure that results in a crash. Well... actually we may have already had that. There was some rumors out there that the whole Toyota brake system fiasco wasn't actually caused by some weird problem with the floor mat but was actually a software issue.

    Either way I'm really wondering if all this extra technology is really all that useful. Compared to just keep the systems in a car kind of 'dumb' and just sticking to hardened PLC style systems for engine management. Nothing flashy, just something rugged that won't fail.

    1. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy fuck! The sky is falling! We'll have Winblowz on our ECUs! ERMAHGERD! Oh wait, we're talking about the goddamned radio, not the ECU. Can't even read the goddamned summary... I must be new here.

    2. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by jmv · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, weekly recalls for firmware updates will totally fix the problem.

    3. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      ..or just not have the unneeded complexity and avoid the costly recalls. A metal cable and spring prevents an out of control throttle much more reliably than a computer running complex software.

    4. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      Well I personally don't think it needs to be THAT simple. But trying to wire everything into an advanced computer probably isn't the answer either.

    5. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      Well I personally take a rather... Fight Club look at it. The part at the beginning where Jack is talking to the lady on a flight about his job as a recall coordinator.

    6. Re:How long before we see a virus in a car? by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      Why thank you captain sarcasm. I REALIZED that the current generation of systems don't directly tie into engine management systems. However continually stick more and more crap into a system leaves for the potentiality of more and more problems. Hell, one day someone might actually make a virus that gets in there and screws with the in car systems.

      Hell here's possibility: these systems become standardized. So instead of hardware hackers tinkering with the devices from one maker they all only have to learn how to mess around with the one most common system or OS. Well by general numbers a certain amount of those guys are going to be full on black hat and there's no telling what kind of 'fun' they'll have then. Personally I wonder what would happen if someone made a hack that locks the in car stereo at maximum. Or... hell... could someone make the display suddenly show a high rate flashing image that can trigger a seizure? That would cause all kinds of havoc.

      I FREELY admit that these are all really out there concepts. However I still contend that this idea could lead to them actually becoming a reality. Especially if automakers end up being lazy with their code.

  18. 2003 called... by Bartles · · Score: 1

    ...and they want intel's relevance back.

    1. Re:2003 called... by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I guarantee most of the media you consume on your little atmel cpu devices was created on an intel (or even amd) x86 based workstation. They are still quite relevant.

  19. I don't want to be infotained while driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to drive. I want to listen to radio to cut the monotony and to know about delays. Maybe not even that last one - every time I have needed to take a detour - SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE ON THE SAME ROAD WITH GPS which has the net effect of moving the traffic jam from the interstate to the secondaries. But I don't want my car telling me the price of stocks, the dew point in Dubai, or how many kilojoules are distributed between my fratastat and my semi-regenerative gismautch. I'm looking at you, Prius. I don't want Bluetooth integration - a trusty Plantronics M50 is more than enough.

  20. Car = driving by sinij · · Score: 1

    Why do I want this? Would it make my car drive better?
     
    For everything else I prefer BYOD and to not be locked.
     
    My Sunny Sunday convertible was made in the 80s, if it had integrated computer I'd still have to deal with DOS-prompt and keeping 64K clear. Today's cars and electronics will be 30 year old some day. Are you sure you want to integrate them?

    1. Re:Car = driving by AndroSyn · · Score: 2

      Today's cars and electronics will be 30 year old some day. Are you sure you want to integrate them?

      Most cars on the road today certainly aren't going to be on the road in 30 years. Especially not cars with out of date radio systems. This is on purpose you know? Automakers want you to buy a new car every 3-5 years, not every 20 to 30 years. They *WANT* the cars to feel outdated in 5 years. You don't make money selling reliable cars anymore. You make money selling an endless line of lemons that mostly do the job of driving while otherwise having the interior fall apart into exploding bits of plastic over time.

    2. Re:Car = driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today's cars and electronics will be 30 year old some day. Are you sure you want to integrate them?

      This is on purpose you know? Automakers want you to buy a new car every 3-5 years, not every 20 to 30 years. They *WANT* the cars to feel outdated in 5 years. You don't make money selling reliable cars anymore. You make money selling an endless line of lemons that mostly do the job of driving while otherwise having the interior fall apart into exploding bits of plastic over time.

      Thank you, Harvey Earl.

  21. No Thanks...Now Go Away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The title says it all, right?

  22. I don't by FuzzNugget · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just want my car to be a car. Hell, I barely even use the plain old stereo in mine. Anything some bullshit infotainment system can do, a smartphone can do faster and better. And you won't end up with a two-ton, obsolete, glorified tablet on wheels a year later (or less).

    At most, any such systems should be nothing more than a standardized interface for controlling your smartphone. It could even have hardware buttons with standard control mappings, which would be great.

    With the latest witch hunt out there for v"distracted drivers", I'm surprised I've never seen a proposal to ban or limit these things. I'm generally against curtailing technology by force of law, but in case, I would say good riddance.

  23. alot more then just that with part time rules and by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    alot more then just that with part time rules and in can very state to state and city to city.

    A database may work but who will pay the ticket / points / ect when there is a data mismatch? and who is the driver? some tickets go the other driver other to the car.

  24. autopilot software / hardware has lot's testing an by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    autopilot software / hardware has lot's testing / code review and fail back to off when some bad happens.

    Autodriver cars will need the same level of testing.

  25. In a related news... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 2

    ...General Motors announced that they want to motorize your computer. They plan to install a diesel engine and a steering wheel in every laptop. So far, no computer maker has done so well in providing fast-spinning hard disks and easy to use GUI, and some have seriously damaged their reputation (e.g. Windows 8).

  26. copyrigth trolls by DrYak · · Score: 1

    and copyright trolls will join the **AAs to make such car not-street legal (even if it has nothing to do with the driving on street)
    and will sue presumed-fraudulent drivers automatic al. ...so just after the Nth scandal of **AA making fools of themselves after issuing a C&D letter for reason of torrenting against the IP address of a networked laser printer, prepare yourself to read about a warning issued for reason of unlicensed washer fluid against the VIN... of a lawnmower.

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  27. Future will become lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think future will be like, just sit and machines will do everything for you.

    Akhil
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  28. Re:autopilot software / hardware has lot's testing by Ogi_UnixNut · · Score: 1

    Yes, but airplanes cost in excess of 30 million USD. For that amount you can justify the high costs in testing, triplicate redundancy, and hiring code auditors, security auditors, every cable accounted for EM interference, etc.., etc...

    You really think that your average car will have that level of redundancy and checks? Hell, the only reason airplanes have it is because it is mandated by the flight authorities. An Airbus or Boeing would not get type approval if they didn't produce certificates, and signed documents from all involved, that all the unit tests/audits were done, and passed successfully.

    You really think automakers will do the same? It would drive the cost up immensly, and unless forced to, I suspect you will find most of the code will be a lousy hack-job done by the lowest bidder somewhere on the Indian subcontinent, a bit like most built-in car tech.

    The only place this hasn't been the case is the ECU/EMU's. This is:

    a) The only people who can do the job are competent already (very rarely can you find cheap, good, embedded programmers.)
    b) the ECU/EMU controls fuel efficiency, and emissions, which the car has to pass to be allowed to be sold. Incentive to get it right
    c) It is a very simple problem, relatively. Control of fuel/ignition timing, and power output/throttle control.
    d) the project isn't very big (a few K of data/code).
    e) It doesn't change much. It only gets refined with time (like the IC engine, which, as a concept is about 100 years old).

    Also, the whole point of a driverless car is that you would be able to ignore the driving, and just go do what you want. However that level of sophistication has not even been reached in airplanes. Airplane autopilots, despite being around for decades, and generally dealing with a 3D space , in which 99% of it is air, still have software glitches/unexpected situations. That is why airlines still have highly trained people sitting at the controls at all times, paying attention and ready to make corrections if necessary.

    I don't think a normal "driver" in a self driving car, will want to sit there and stare at everything around them, making sure the computer is doing the right thing. If you can't disconnect, and be a passenger, then you might as well be driving. Just as much effort, slightly higher risk of error, and you don't end up bored to death.

    On the flip side, I don't think they can make a pure driverless car, just because driving is really complicated, and requires the ability to think ahead, and not just react to immediete events. Something AI is not yet able to do. You could make self-driving only roads, which area designed to not confuse the AI, and make everything work reliably. However then you've just really reinvented trains, with roads instead of rail.

    The only place where I could see a self driving car working at all is on Motorways, due to their predictable, linear nature, no pedestrians and other obstacles, and clearly defined rules.

  29. You lose in a school zone by swb · · Score: 1

    The school zone thing is totally open to interpretation.

    The road to a friend's house passes one of those elementary school-public park agglomerations, with about a half-dozen baseball fields. He tells me the cops love to pull people over on Sundays when there's a single game at a ball field 2-300 yards from the road and school.

    Why? Children present. Sign says "School Zone: 25 mph when children present". Doesn't mean school in session, school kids coming/going, etc, it means any damn minor around.

  30. My Cars... by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    ...are already computerized. The old '98 Jeep has a "check engine" light that has been on for about 6 years that says the oxygen sensor is out, but that was replaced 3 times and the light still keeps coming back on. Obviously, its the frappin' engine computer. No, I'm not replacing a computer, prolly $1200 - dunno, haven't looked - when I can just ignore the frappin' light.

    The other car has had numerous failures connected to the computer, from the bad brake light switch that caused a "check engine" light that also disables the cruise control, and other failures that have also disabled the cruise control. The car has a "hill holder" function to prevent rollback and a stability control function that prevents skids which neither work because a "steering wheel angle sensor" is "throwing codes" and disabling those 2 functions. It doesn't disable the cruise control, so I can ignore it, although two warning lights on the dash are on permanently now, because I'm not spending $700 to have the steering column totally torn apart to replace that sensor (that may be a bad computer anyway, just like the Jeep), when I know how to do both of those functions all by myself anyway.

    Self-driving car? They better have 3 computers in a "voting" arrangement and prohibit maintenance to them by anyone not having a college electrical engineering degree. These things may kill more than they save if you get Billy-Bob under the hood and stripping wires and putting them back together with black plastic electrical tape which will weather and fall off and then that wire shorts...

  31. Re:autopilot software / hardware has lot's testing by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and wait 'til I open up with a 1000 watt mobile radio that is my ham radio station, right beside the self-driving car, that is then jammed by the high power RF field and does an immediate right turn over the cliff and into the river below. Enjoy your self-driving car, and take swimming lessons.

  32. Re:autopilot software / hardware has lot's testing by rally2xs · · Score: 1

    They need a full-up, C3PO level of intelligence for the driverless car. Probably 50 years... if ever...

  33. Infotainment does not belon in a moving vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok.. if Intel wants to set themselves up for a lawsuit. Automakers have designed control system that work well in an extremely hostile environment extremely well. I don't think Infotainment Systems belong in vehicles. Cell Phones and Stereo systems are distracting enough as it is. I do well with my Jeep Wrangler's Stereo w/USB memory. My entire music collection is there. A Wrangler is a ragtop so the last thing I want to do is lure thieves so I have an amplifier mounted under the steering column in line with the stock head unit. I replaced all the 6.5" speakers with Boston Acoustics 6.5" speakers, stuffed the sound bar with sound deadening material, stuffed the dash speaker boxes also. The result is I don't need a sub woofer and the sound is great even with the top off.

    Infotainment... nah. The best solution is a wireless interface from my head unit to the phone. That's what I have now. it works well.
    To be honest I really don't want to talk to anybody on the phone when I'm driving, it's my quiet time. I just want to drive and listen to my
    Rock and Blues collection. I don't want to talk, there's plenty of time to talk later. I only have a phone because I'm level 3 support.. I don't get called much but if I do it won't look good if I miss it.

    Remember BMWs gaff with the software system controlling their car and infotainment ?. I think it was around 2008.. random reboots lol.

    I don't want my vehicle to drive itself either. I enjoy driving. If you don't like driving where you live, move.
    More than likley the traffic commuting for Google employees motivated them.

    give me a wide open winding road any day.

  34. Tesla by crow · · Score: 1

    What, a car story with no reference to Tesla?

    Tesla has a pretty good system. If they were interested in marketing it for other cars, they could probably have another solid business. Of course, they probably want to keep it for themselves to keep their cars more exclusive.

  35. intel playing catchup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lot of luddites in here, and this'll probably get lost in noise and posting as A/C because I forgot my login ummm about 3 years ago.
    But, makes sense to me, I have a renault clio iV with the renault medianav infotainment centre. Its better than using your phone because, well, its always there, it doesn't go flat or need chargers. It just quietly works and if you need anything you just click it on and it doesn't get in the way, intergrates with the wheel stalk controls etc. The only aspects I hate are the boot time because its completely underspec'd for the job, and the fact that its completely prorprietory.
    My beef is its some embedded arm, and renault want to lock you in the firmware on it, happily menavrus has released a hacked firmware, which lets me take control of my device, has filemanager and restores the reversing camera facility without having to pay renault (or dacia) $500 for the privilege. They have gone even worse in the later release, installing a app store to enable you to license features in the car itself, heated seats etc, and they're not transferring that license to the next owner. In fact they want to add all the hardware features then enabled them via this to deliver, huge advantages in cost reduction of model variantions. But taking the license away, banditry if you ask me so I voted with my wallet and the next car I bought wasn't a renault..

    I would love to see intel based stuff in this market, because I hope it would be more commodity in that a range of manufacturers will take the dev kit, and hacked firmware's will hit a much larger target,and whee, we'll be able to make our car info systems do what we want and awesomeness will result, especially if renault take it and run with their all hardware options idea, base model renault, reflash new firmware, top of range... This applies to ecu for engine performance levels in some cars too (mercedez-benz...) so could be cars get a lot more well, hackable, without needing to pick a welder up. YMMV but this sounds quite interesting...

  36. Or jsut use QNX solutions with Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BlackBerry owned QNX has today announced a brand new operating system for the car with with a distinct focus on safety behind the wheel. The QNX® OS for Automotive Safety 1.0 will provide the groundwork for such in-car technology as digital instrument clusters, head-up displays and advanced driver assistance systems.

    The QNX OS for Automotive Safety – rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it – also has affordability in mind, with a direct goal of reducing the development and certification costs of the sort of advanced features it's capable of powering.

    The new operating system has been unveiled today at the Detroit Telematics Conference and is expected to be released sometime in Q3 2014.

  37. Murphies Law hits calendar bugs by dbIII · · Score: 1

    With a little bit of logic ability, the car would know what the speed limit was for that time and date.

    A couple of leap years back Zune's stopped working for a day and last time Azure stopped working. If a bunch as big as MS can fail in such an epic way that's a good sign to not be too dependant on date based software. Even if it's working perfectly local changes can make reality not match the database. When a school event is on a night or weekend the software is not going to be informed.

  38. "Wants to computerize"? by gerardrj · · Score: 1

    Is there a current model year car in the US that will run without computers today? Engine management, automatic transmission, RFID key systems, remote/button start, airbags, traction control, collision avoidance, backup cameras, auto headlights, the entire instrument cluster, the entire entertainment system.
    I'd guess each and every car in production today in the US has at least 20 computers in it, doesn't that seem sufficiently "computerized"?

    Understand that the processors in the computers are highly specialized to use the least amount of electricity and be the most reliable they can be. Has you engine every shut off because of a computer failure? The power usage is one that people don't seem to fully grasp. Your car generates its own electricity via the engine drivel alternator. IF you start tossing in high power general purpose CPUs and computer in the car you will increase fuel consumption for the added weight and power draw. It MAY be that the computer could offset those variables with added intelligence. Electricity use is one of the major reasons manufacturers are moving to LED lighting systems.

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    1. Re:"Wants to computerize"? by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you get this idea but the Alternator accounts for a very very very small portion of engine power requirements. Upgrading the Alternator to a slightly higher output alternator is not difficult to do at all. Cop cars run on 2 alternators due to their high power requirements.

      Car manufacturers aren't putting in LED lights for economy reasons. They are doing it because it's a better source of lighting and is longer lasting.

      Your argument is not completely false as Mazda's Sky-Active technology actually turns off the alternator during acceleration but the savings are minimal (1-3HP). When my friend did a dyno on his old muscle car, taking off the utility belt saved him only 8HP out of the ~375HP he was producing. This included the following items: Fuel pump, alternator, water pump and power steering. The power steering is by far the biggest pig on the engine so that leaves little for the alternator.

    2. Re:"Wants to computerize"? by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Correct, the fuel pump was driven directly from the rotating assembly so that leaves Alternator, Water pump and power steering.

  39. The inherit problem by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

    The inherit problem with computers in cars is that cars are around far too long while the rest of technology is either flexible to be updated or simply replaced. Most mobile phone users changed their phones every 2-3 years while most people keep a car 7 - 12 years.

    At the end of the day the devices send commands to the onboard computer. As long as the logic put into these boxes and their configuration is simple (which it isn't in the older versions) than you do not need to worry about the aging of onboard computers as it now becomes the responsibility of the mobile device manufacturer to implement the API properly.

  40. Just a simple truck please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any manufacturer out there that would please just cut the bullshit? All I ever wanted was a decent truck with simple controls, that's not absurdly expensive, and is easy to work on. Fuel injection is great; keep using it, bonus points for direct fuel injection. ECMs are good, please tell us all your "secret" OBD2 sorcery so that I don't have to spend thousands of dollars to fix a 3 dollar part. Give me a regular throttle cable with a TPS module on it, no crazy dangerous servo driven throttle. ABS is debatable, but nothing in terms of stability/traction control is acceptable. Put a transmission in that isn't junky; no weakling autotragics out of some compact car, no exotic double clutch, just a good old stick shift. Drivetrain should be simple and reliable; IFS and IRS are only acceptable if they can take a good beating and are made easy to service. Make the interior safe, long lived, rugged, and simple. No stupid infotainment, just a simple radio, and maybe a good CD player. Show me all the gauges. No flashly LCDs, no touchscreens, no stupid buggy radio talking on the same mission critical CANBUS your ECM uses; above all else nothing major to distract me from the zen of driving. Why can't we have this? The truck can be efficient, safe and go real easy on emissions, and not be an absolute nightmare in every other way you've decided to make them these days.

  41. Who will control your computerized car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it be you? Or will it be any number of corporations/law enforcement agencies/spy agencies?

    Will your car continuously broadcast its position, status, video, audio to unknown persons without your knowledge, and how could you verify that it isn't?
    It seems that every other gadget that was supposedly going to revolutionize and make our lives easier, has instead been turned into another node of the Panopticon. They've been trying for some time to put GPS devices on our cars "for road tax purposes", just having enough smarts in the car to do it automatically, invisibly, would be their perfect solution.

  42. Automation is double edge sword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, given the nature of the industry and how unpredictable the tech sector can be, i can't blame Intel for wanting try get into the market.

    I'm not crazy about the info-entertainment systems. People needs vary, they want plug in their Cell phones into a car or they want be able plug in Sirius XM sat receiver into the car's audio/visual systems. Street Maps are nearly extinct, GPS via Phones and other devices is the normal now.

    My main problem is having car's vital system more chip dependant on potential open source devices. Car have black boxes, that safety, I'm talking about need to do a update so your car's software will run efficently. I don't want my car hacked while I'm driving it, or when they automate driving and dumb down owners to auxiliary pilots be potentially being exploited by companies for money or worse peopel being kidnapped by hacker/sicko.

    I hope people like Intel have their brains on and security in design they chips for the car manufactures. I greatest urg get hammer sometimes. I used program, i know what this crap can do do a device.

  43. Death of Classics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an automotive enthusiast, more commonly called a car nut, gear head, hot rodder, or other more derogatory terms. I see these trends as the death of the classic car. Not the old cars that exist now, but the end of any "new" classic cars. Take for example, my wife's new Cadillac. It's a beauty. Fun to drive too. It has a whole dash full of electronics and computers. I doubt it will last 10 years. At the very least the touch screen will be crap. Replacing it would be a nightmare, if you could get one. There is no way a car like it will ever survive to become a classic or an antique. It'll just be junk. That's the direction I see for all cars being made these days. It's sad.

    As for future ramifications of this, if the antiques and classics that exist today are all that are ever going to be, that creates a shortage/limited supply and automatically starts driving prices up. Lots of folks use old cars as investments now. They could turn into real windfalls in the future. (YMMV)