3D Bioprinters Could Make Enhanced, Electricity-Generating 'Superorgans'
New submitter meghan elizabeth (3689911) writes Why stop at just mimicking biology when you can biomanufacture technologically improved humans? 3D-printed enhanced "superorgans"—or artificial ones that don't exist in nature—could be engineered to perform specific functions beyond what exists in nature, like treating disease. Already, a bioprinted artificial pancreas that can regulate glucose levels in diabetes patients is being developed. Bioprinting could also be used to create an enhanced organ that can generate electricity to power electronic implants, like pacemakers.
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...by hooking a little mechanical dynamo to the heart, so that a little bit of the power from each heartbeat would go into triggering the next one.
If they really knew what they were trying to build it would be a multiply redundant liver with wireless charging pad.
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I can see them having success with biological machines that replace more cumbersome mechanical machines. I can even see them producing special purpose machines, like something that processes blood alcohol and takes some of the stress from over consumption off of the liver. But replacing undamaged organs with "superorgans" will take a while as people learn what isn't now known about the complexity of the systems in which organs interact. By the time they get there they might end up with distributed organs made of groups of self replicating nano sized biomachines and we'll have to be scared of a whole new class of viruses.
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For a moment there I thought that said Electricity Generating Superorgasms.
Anyone else read today's titles as?
3D Bioprinters Could Make Enhanced, Electricity-Generated 'Superorgazms'
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I'd think one good use for such biological machines would be as super-filters - organs that could scrub the blood of excess cholesterol and other lipids as well as various toxins we haven't evolved to efficiently process.
I, for one, welcome our new bioprinted organs that keep my arteries clean as a whistle...
The Imperium of Man began...
3 Implants
3.1 Secondary Heart
3.2 Ossmodula
3.3 Biscopea
3.4 Haemastamen
3.5 Larraman's Organ
3.6 Catalepsean Node
3.7 Preomnor
3.8 Omophagea
3.9 Multi-lung
3.10 Occulobe
3.11 Lyman's Ear
3.12 Sus-an Membrane
3.13 Melanchromic Organ
3.14 Oolitic Kidney
3.15 Neuroglottis
3.16 Mucranoid
3.17 Betcher's Gland
3.18 Progenoids
3.19 Black Carapace
What could go possibly wrong. First, you need the organism to not attack and destroy the "organ" so here you need a lifetime of immuno-suppressing treatment, maybe a weak to fake or include the bio-markers (dunno the exact english term) so the new organ can be recognized as legit. And then if that really works out, then how will the organ stay constrained rather than grow anarchically and without limits? Mutations?
A great concept that seems to be science-fiction. If not impossible then I suppose the difficulty is staggering.
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I mean, on the one hand we're facing the infinite power of bio-augmentation but on the other hand we'd be facing a future full of people who have to wear sunglasses because their vision is augmented, not to mention a transitory period where everyone is hooked on anti-rejection drugs except for a few guys who didn't ask for augs anyway. And things go badly we might end up with a near-omnipotent guy in the antarctic presiding over a world full of forgettable characters and crummy gameplay. What a shame that'd be.
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Finally we can get rid of these atrociously developed Heart1s.
Seriously, what was the designer thinking by putting in such a silly ruleset for its operation?
2 billion beats? Terrible. Say hello to Heart2, 10 billion beats guaranteed or your money back!
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I'd like to see an artificial organ developed that would directly convert excess blood sugar into electricity to charge electronics or for built in electric shock organs in the hands. It would turn being diabetic into an asset. You could charge up on sweets.
It could also be used to burn off the excess sugar as bio-luminescence to be the life of the party.
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I already know which enhanced, electricity-generating superorgan I want.
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This can be done right now, and has been developed for heart-assistance
http://www.ifess.org/cedu_cardiac
A major leg muscle could be used as a donor for a muscle strip, and would grow over time with use. Could be used as a 24hr exercise tool to burn off weight and increase cardiovascular fitness.
I really could have used "calm" the other day and proceed through with what I was working on.
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We have been hearing about cryo and suspended state, dna editing, gene therapy, stem cells, 3D printing, organ meshes, super organs, etc etc for 20+ years. To be honest, it's all just a bunch of non-sense. Prices keep going up, Salaries keep going down, the avg person is what makes up this world and the avg life span isn't getting better, easier or available to them.
So knock it off with all the "magic potion" type research. Until I see someone completely cured of HIV/AIDS, Cancer (any), Alzheimer's and a new Heart/Liver/Lung creation, all this stuff is a bunch of crap.
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This would probably be a better fix to our arithmetic deficiencies than an implanted chip. Someone should inform DARPA that this would be useful in combat, for example in calculating trajectories and eliminating the need for watches and allowing for more complex and coordinated maneuvers. This way it might get done in my lifetime.
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Replacing healthy organ "A" with enhanced organ "A" to generate electricity for an electronic device assisting ailing organ "B" -- that no one thought of replacing in the first place.
I just want to know if they can biomanufacture penises for women and/or vaginas for men, and also have them each be fully-functional -- in the pleasure-giving aspects, if nothing else.
Certainly there are at least some ladies out there who would be interested in this. And heck, in regard to the penises: if they're being biomanufactured anyway, you could even choose between having a 'natural' penis, or one that's circumcised right out of the box. (The latter would probably be cheaper, due to it requiring less material, even if it wouldn't be much less.)
I certainly know that I would be interested in this.
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