Long-Lasting Enzyme Chews Up Cocaine
MTorrice (2611475) writes "Despite cocaine's undeniable destructiveness, there are no antidotes for overdoses or medications to fight addiction that directly neutralize cocaine's powerful effects. A natural bacterial enzyme, cocaine esterase, could help by chopping up cocaine in the bloodstream. But the enzyme is unstable in the body, losing activity too quickly to be a viable treatment. Now, using computational design, researchers tweaked the enzyme (full paper, PDF) to simultaneously increase stability and catalytic efficiency. Mice injected with the engineered enzyme survive daily lethal doses of cocaine for an average of 94 hours."
Daily lethal doses? What a way to go...
And, this will do nothing at all to fight additiction.
You'll still be addicted, only the cocaine doesn't do anything. So you'll take more of it. Then you may die.
Me, I think they should put it into the water on Capitol Hill and on Wall Street, and see how many people start going through withdrawal symptoms. The ones which start going squirrely for no good reason are probably the hypocrites doing lines off their secretary's cleavage. ;-)
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So sorry, we had to wait for the neocons to stop freeing the hell out of the place, and now their hero George "Miss Me Yet?" Bush's handpicked warlord ally is currently fucking shit up even worse.
So... you consume the enzyme and god-mode amounts of coke...
A helluva drug.
If they love the powder they will refuse anything that limits the high or the frequency of getting high. I wish i could say that therapy is worth a hoot but so far what I see is cell therapy (the iron bar type) works better than a two thousand dollar a day rehab. Catch them the first time and lock them down until they are forty years old and some can be turned around. Twenty years in a cell can get one past the memories of getting high.
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"Mice injected with the engineered enzyme survive daily lethal doses of cocaine for an average of 94 hours"
Every 24 hours they a lethal does that isn't lethal until 94 hours passes? Hell, I'm just going to RTFA...
But who will benefit, apart from the mule himself/herself?
... just like we do!
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Well, as long as there is a Bush Blame lined up, we can just phone everything in from the golf course, can't we?
This seems like an exciting paper. It is very suspicious that they went to a low-mid tier journal (Impact Factor of 3.8), rather than a higher tier journal.
Mice injected with the engineered enzyme survive daily lethal doses of cocaine for an average of 94 hours.
It's things like this that make me think that if there ever was an extinction event like a large asteroid collision or gamma ray burst, I wouldn't feel too bad about it. People create a highly addictive drug. People abuse the drug. People kill each other over purchasing, selling and law enforcement issues regarding the drug. Now people are torturing animals by forcing them to overdose on the drug, reviving them, and repeating the process until they die in order to find a way to combat the effects of an overdose in humans. Am I the only one who sees this as embarrassingly stupid and shameful behavior for the top dogs on the planet? An infinite number of Picards could not facepalm enough to make me feel better.
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This should make it easier to convince people to swallow balloons...
Now we have expensive resources handle all kinds of mundane tasks and tasks they aren't suited for. Setting up a meeting that requires ordering food, handling the facilities and communicating with other groups? We now pay $100k/yr+ burden cost instead of someone at half the burdened cost.
1) There is no such thing as 'addiction'. Read the books 'The myth of addiction' and 'Addiction is a choice' for irrefutable proof of this. Or just try THINKING a bit (I know that is asking too much.)
2) What's wrong with cocaine? It makes people happy, and the government doesn't want that.
3) Experiments on mice do not extrapolate to humans and are blatant FRAUD.
The powers that be may want to get this classified as a controlled substance in short order. This enzyme could be used by dealers and users to "sober up" quick before the board meeting. Or dealers might just cut their product with the stuff in order to reduce the duration of the effects and thus increase demand for their product. Which in turn could further confuse addicts regarding their own tolerance levels and if they obtain coke from a different source, say on a business trip, they'd run the risk of overdosing. Needless to say, this stuff should be at least as controlled as Sudafed.
"Cocaine esterase? It's a helluva drug!"
Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
The oppressed evil genius in me had to point out that once this becomes widely available say hello to a cocaine flood on the streets due to safer smuggling inside human mules. Just think about it, no risk. Just coat the bundles with this and if one or two break, no biggie, you're immune!
This is pretty cool, but since it's a bacterial enzyme I have to wonder what the chances are of someone developing an immune response to it.
I also can't help but wonder what levels you need in the bloodstream to provide benefit. Liver-directed gene therapy (what I'm involved with now) could establish a ~permanent block to cocaine activity.