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'Vampire' Squirrel Has World's Fluffiest Tail
sciencehabit (1205606) writes Few scientists have ever seen the rare tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis), which hides in the hilly forests of Borneo, but it is an odd beast. It's twice the size of most tree squirrels, and it reputedly has a taste for blood. Now, motion-controlled cameras have revealed another curious fact. The 35-centimeter-long rodent has the bushiest tail of any mammal compared with its body size.
I for one welcome our new Vampire Squirrel overlords.
Hmm, let me guess...
News for nutters, stuff that squeaks?
I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of killer sig, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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Squirrel with huge, fluffy tail and a taste for blood?
"It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"
In a forest in Borneo, a small group encounters a surprisingly large squirrel with an exceedingly bushy tail. It is grooming itself. 1: "Its soooo cute." 2: "Hey look... Another one." 3: Looking tense, he firmly grasps 2's shoulder, and in a muted growl, "Look in the trees." The camera pans up and around showing what could be thousands of squirrels perched on branches in and around the small group. The squirrels stare at the group motionlessly. The camera starts to slowly back up and away from the scene, and just as the squirrels become difficult to individually distinguish, they descend in brown furry waves upon the hapless group, whose screams scare up a number of birds from a distance tree.
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I was watching this thing on TV about some guy named Hitler. Someone should stop him!
Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist...
'nuff said.
Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.