Mathematicians Solve the Topological Mystery Behind the "Brazuca" Soccer Ball

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Mathematicians Solve the Topological Mystery Behind the "Brazuca" Soccer Ball

Posted by timothy on Thursday July 10, 2014 @01:26AM from the nature-is-scrambling-to-keep-up dept.

KentuckyFC (1144503) writes "In the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, teams used a new kind of ball called the Telstar made from 12 black pentagonal panels and 20 white hexagonal panels. This ball has icosahedral symmetry and its own molecular analogue in the form of C60, the famous soccer ball-shaped fullerene. In 2006, a new ball called the TeamGeist was introduced at the World Cup in Germany. This was made of 14 curved panels that together gave it tetrahedral symmetry. This also had a molecular analogue with tetrahedral symmetry among the fullerenes. Now teams at the current World Cup in Brazil are playing with yet another design: the Brazuca, a ball constructed from six panels each with a four-leaf clover shape that knit together like a jigsaw to form a sphere. This has octahedral symmetry. But here's question that has been puzzling chemists, topologists and..errr...soccer fans: is there a molecular analogue of the Brazuca? Or put another way, can fullerenes have octahedral symmetry? Now a pair of mathematicians have finally solved this problem. They've shown that fullerenes can indeed have octahedral symmetry just like the Brazuca, although in addition to hexagonal and pentagonal carbon rings, the ball-shaped molecules must also have rings of 4 and 8 carbon atoms. The next stage is to actually synthesis one of these fullerenes, perhaps something to keep chemists occupied until the 2018 World Cup in Russia."

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And another question by Z00L00K · 2014-07-10 01:28 · Score: 4, Insightful

Which ball is the best for the players?
Personally I prefer the Telstar.

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1. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:03 · Score: 1
  
  Which ball is the best for the players?
  Personally I prefer the Telstar.
  The one in the back of the net.
2. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:21 · Score: 0
  
  No no... you've got it wrong... you're not supposed to score! That Germany-Brazil game was a fluke!
3. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:28 · Score: 1
  
  the black and white ball is also what i picture as being a 'soccer ball'.. its what we had as kids, what schools had years later...
  the other newer designs are just gimmicks to sell 'official' merchandise. dont see much real improvement in the physics of the ball itself. at least we aren't watching a bunch of sweaty guys running around for 90 minutes in some space-aged skin tight spandex-y body suit.
4. Re:And another question by ArcadeMan · 2014-07-10 02:44 · Score: 1
  
  The Telstar is the only one that says "soccer" to me.
  
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5. Re:And another question by Bazman · 2014-07-10 03:03 · Score: 1
  
  I do wonder what Bobby Charlton could have done with a modern ball considering he did this with a ball made of inch-thick cowhide with a concrete core that absorbed half its weight in water on a typical English match day.
6. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:33 · Score: 0
  
  Obligatory movie quote:
  Cyclops to Wolverine: "So what would you have preferred, yellow spandex???" (from the first X-Men movie)
7. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:52 · Score: 1
  
  The Telstar is the only one that says "soccer" to me.
  That's likely because you're looking at a knockoff. A real Telstar, made by Adidas AG, would say "football", not "soccer" ^^
8. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:28 · Score: 0
  
  As a flamingly gay man known for my skill at sucking men off, I have to say I think the Brazuca ball looks FAAAABULOUS!
9. Re:And another question by sexconker · 2014-07-10 04:53 · Score: 1
  
  I do wonder what Bobby Charlton could have done with a modern ball considering he did this with a ball made of inch-thick cowhide with a concrete core that absorbed half its weight in water on a typical English match day.
  Jesus fuck. That's your go-to amazing moment for soccer? Don't waste your time watching the video, kids. The dude kicks the ball from a moderate distance at moderate speed and it goes into the net.
10. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:19 · Score: 0
  
  That is why you are no longer our goalie
11. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:20 · Score: 0
  
  doesn't the author/drawer of Dilbert understand that women have breasts and its OK to represent this like every other drawing/comic does? All the DIlbert female characters - flat as a board.
  http://ilovethinsmallchestedwo... [NSFW]
12. Re:And another question by gstoddart · 2014-07-10 05:45 · Score: 1
  
  Jesus fuck. That's your go-to amazing moment for soccer? Don't waste your time watching the video, kids. The dude kicks the ball from a moderate distance at moderate speed and it goes into the net.
  On behalf of those of us who didn't do so well in gym class ... that would be somewhat amazing. Even if the net was empty. ;-)
  
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13. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:15 · Score: 0
  
  the other newer designs are just gimmicks to sell 'official' merchandise.
  
  Just like the black and white ball you were getting all nostalgic about? That was first introduced at a tournament in 68, before being the official ball for the 1970 World Cup. Before that, the footballs looked more like volleyballs with longer strips instead of pentagon and hexagon panels, and had some sort of yellow or brown coloring. The difference isn't that one is more gimmicky, but that one was the gimmick you grew up with.
14. Re:And another question by cayenne8 · 2014-07-10 08:38 · Score: 1, Insightful
  
  *sigh*
  Is this soccer thing still going on? Once the US was out of it, I lost interest and figured this would have been done and over with by now.
  Its like what, 4 years or something before soccer starts up again when this one is done?
  :)
  
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15. Re:And another question by TangoMargarine · 2014-07-10 08:59 · Score: 1
  
  That you're complaining about a single comic strip doing this seems at least as odd. (Female characters in xkcd don't have breasts either but you don't see me complaining.)
  
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16. Re:And another question by mattack2 · 2014-07-10 10:03 · Score: 1
  
  Yeah, wow, I didn't realize that form was so relatively recent. I had thought that's what soccer balls were "always" like. (From the Wikipedia page, they actually came out before 1970..)
17. Re:And another question by thegarbz · 2014-07-10 10:25 · Score: 1
  
  dont see much real improvement in the physics of the ball itself.
  That's not what the players think. Many of them come out and bitch and moan about the changes in soccer ball design because it feels and plays different. Many teams complained that the Germans had an unfair advantage in 2006 because they got to play with the new ball before everyone else and thus had more training using it. Physicists have chimed in on it too saying the 2006 ball is likely to mostly affect keeping as the smoother surface with less seams makes the balls trajectory unstable if spinning in flight.
  To me? It's just a round ball, and I'd happily play with anything round that's lighter and softer than a coconut.
18. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 19:49 · Score: 1
  
  Well, the REST OF THE WORLD is interested and doesnt give a shit about american football.
19. Re:And another question by N+Monkey · 2014-07-11 00:01 · Score: 1
  
  Yeah, wow, I didn't realize that form was so relatively recent. I had thought that's what soccer balls were "always" like. (From the Wikipedia page, they actually came out before 1970..)
  They probably started as nothing more than an inflated animal bladder, but I do recall seeing one of these http://comeheretome.files.word...
20. Re:And another question by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-13 20:03 · Score: 0
  
  Well, the REST OF THE WORLD is interested and doesnt give a shit about american football.
  This.
why new balls by ILongForDarkness · 2014-07-10 01:37 · Score: 4, Interesting

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...
It looks like every world cup but perhaps a couple has had a different stitch pattern on the ball. Is there really that much need for innovation? I think it might be cool to have a "better ball" but doesn't the sport at some point lose something from the equipment changing so frequently? Comparing stats when the balls have different characteristics like how smoothly they'll roll, air resistance etc must be the explanation for soccer riots.
1. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:56 · Score: 5, Insightful
  
  Comparing stats when the balls have different characteristics like how smoothly they'll roll, air resistance etc must be the explanation for soccer riots.
  No, the lack of any sort of concept of what's really important and what isn't causes ALL sports related riots.
  
  Seems most of the point of team sports is for the mediocre to identify with something bigger and more glorious than their own lives and then to cling to that constructed image fiercely, as though the effort they expend in doing so is proof of its reality. Hence they say "WE won" when they themselves were not out on that field because it has become an extension of their ego. Fighting and rioting over it also provides the assumption that something important must be going on. Something worth fighting and rioting over. It's false of course. It appeals to people who have no concept of the profound, the sacred, or the meaningful.
2. Re:why new balls by necro81 · 2014-07-10 02:01 · Score: 2
  
  It looks like every world cup but perhaps a couple has had a different stitch pattern on the ball. Is there really that much need for innovation?
  In a word: No. Even to discerning players, there's no practical gameplay difference between this ball and the typical hexagons-and-pentagons design. There is no need for innovation in order to improve the sport - the outcome of the World Cup matches probably would have been the same with a $30 ball. There is that kind of need, however, for Adidas to sell a whole shitload of super-cool-awesome-double-plusgood soccer balls every couple of years at inflated prices.
3. Re:why new balls by leftover · 2014-07-10 02:04 · Score: 1
  
  Very well said, Sir or Madame AC!
  
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4. Re:why new balls by gstoddart · 2014-07-10 02:07 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  There is that kind of need, however, for Adidas to sell a whole shitload of super-cool-awesome-double-plusgood soccer balls every couple of years at inflated prices.
  I see what you did there. ;-)
  
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5. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:08 · Score: 1
  
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...
  It looks like every world cup but perhaps a couple has had a different stitch pattern on the ball. Is there really that much need for innovation? I think it might be cool to have a "better ball" but doesn't the sport at some point lose something from the equipment changing so frequently? Comparing stats when the balls have different characteristics like how smoothly they'll roll, air resistance etc must be the explanation for soccer riots.
  I agree. After a certain point, innovation becomes rather pointless, but that wouldn't feed the massive revenue streams that rely on selling "new and improved" every 6-12 months.
  The same could be said for running or basketball shoes. The biggest "innovation" those products have had in the last 5 years is puking neon colors all over them in an attempt to find fashion and style.
6. Re:why new balls by Tyler+Durden · 2014-07-10 02:10 · Score: 3, Interesting
  
  But if there is no difference between ball designs then why do we never see shots like these anymore?
  
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7. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:13 · Score: 1
  
  Actually there was a lot of complaints about the one used in South Africa in 2010 because it was said to be "very unpredictable especially over a great distance", by many players. So maybe it doesn't apply to the Brazuca, and maybe the complaints are just anecdotal, but I wouldn't be so categorical about:
  
  There is no need for innovation in order to improve the sport - the outcome of the World Cup matches probably would have been the same with a $30 ball
  see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adidas_Jabulani and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adidas_Tango_12
8. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:20 · Score: 1
  
  A few hundred years ago, that was the point of religion. Some people still aren't over that, so I imagine sports are here to stay.
9. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:30 · Score: 0
  
  One theory for the riots I once heard was that many fans simply urinate right there in the stands, and the pheromones in the urine set men off.
  
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10. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:32 · Score: 0
  
  " for the mediocre to identify with something bigger and more glorious than their own lives and then to cling to that constructed image fiercely, a"
  Sort of explains Space Nuttery as well. "But but but the Species!" from intellectual midgets who read too much sci-fi and don't even talk to their neighbors.
11. Re:why new balls by wonkey_monkey · 2014-07-10 02:39 · Score: 1
  
  Two from Mitchell & Webb:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
  
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12. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:47 · Score: 0
  
  Because everyone wants to brag about their balls.
13. Re:why new balls by necro81 · 2014-07-10 02:51 · Score: 2
  
  Actually there was a lot of complaints about the one used in South Africa in 2010 because it was said to be "very unpredictable especially over a great distance", by many players. So maybe it doesn't apply to the Brazuca, and maybe the complaints are just anecdotal, but I wouldn't be so categorical about
  Which only serves to further my point: by "innovating" when there was no particular need, Adidas created a f^%$ed up ball in 2010, which they then needed further innovation to fix. Pointless - but they sold a lot of balls. If FIFA had stuck with the traditional ball this whole time, that issue wouldn't have happened.
14. Re:why new balls by _anomaly_ · 2014-07-10 02:58 · Score: 3, Informative
  
  Good question, but I'd argue it's more about shot selection than anything. Most of those goals were well beyond the 18 (the penalty box). If you're comparing to recent games (yeah, I'm in the US, I still call them games, shoot me), like in the World Cup, you see very few shots outside the 18. An extreme example would be the Netherlands-Argentina game where they both played very defensive games. Even in games like Germany-Brazil, it seemed Germany was more about finesse and getting the ball deep inside the box to increase chances of the shot going in the back of the net. Even on free kicks near the 18, not many are even an attempt on goal, but rather crosses.
  I used to play, and IMHO shot shaping is more about technique (and shot selection) than the design of the ball. You'll notice in your video a lot of them were hit with the outside of the foot, right or left, and that's the easiest way to get it to curve to the outside. You don't see many players these days even attempting those.
  
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15. Re:why new balls by _anomaly_ · 2014-07-10 03:00 · Score: 1
  
  I may have not completed my thought and main point, although it may be obvious enough... the shots in the video being further out will end up having much more curve on them by the time they reach the goal. The same shot closer to the goal won't have as much noticeable curve, of course.
  
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16. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:23 · Score: 0
  
  >>> It looks like every world cup but perhaps a couple has had a different stitch pattern on the ball. Is there really that much need for innovation?
  From the article, it seems they're reducing the number of panels from 32 to 14 to 6. This is probably for cost reasons in the manufacturing process -- and I suppose they consider not only the ball assembly but also how to economically cut panels from the original raw sheet.
  >>> I think it might be cool to have a "better ball" but doesn't the sport at some point lose something from the equipment changing so frequently?
  I don't know, but think it's improbable, given that a few requirements are fulfilled (weight, spherical aspect, among others). Actually, though I don't know if it's feasible, a ball without stitches would do ok. I wonder if we can mimic leather properties and create such a ball.
  > After a certain point, innovation becomes rather pointless, but that wouldn't feed the massive revenue streams that rely on selling "new and improved" every 6-12 months.
  Apart from cost reductions and the marketing reasons you cite, there's an aspect of human activity called art: we need to create new things; "conservative" is reassuring but it is also tedious. And tedium is an enemy of happiness for some; hence the will to have new things. IMHO everyone should be conscious about that and try to make life different every day, while keeping a record of what did look improved and what didn't.
17. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:31 · Score: 1
  
  This theory sounds like the ramblings of a twenty-something, white, psych/sociology major who's never actually had any real relationship with a man.
18. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:37 · Score: 0
  
  "Space nuttery" as you call it, is a simple extension of man's desire to explore. Magellan was an "Earth Nutter" because that's what was available in his time. Exploring is a worthwhile goal with real tangible returns for humanity. Punching people in the face over which color shirt some random asshat was wearing when he kicked a ball into a net is not worthwhile to humanity in any way.
19. Re:why new balls by jeffmflanagan · 2014-07-10 04:45 · Score: 4, Insightful
  
  >Hence they say "WE won" when they themselves were not out on that field
  
  I agree with most of your post, but when I made that claim to a friend who's into sports, he pointed out that the fans are financing the whole thing.
20. Re:why new balls by MRe_nl · 2014-07-10 05:05 · Score: 1
  
  And one from the IT crowd:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
  
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21. Re:why new balls by sexconker · 2014-07-10 05:12 · Score: 1
  
  A few hundred years ago, that was the point of religion. Some people still aren't over that, so I imagine sports are here to stay.
  Religion is the exact opposite. Religion necessitates the humility of the follower in the face of the divine. You don't go to a Christian church and shout "FUCK YEAH, JESUS! WHOOOO!" for 2 hours.
  Religious institutions can become corrupt and seek power and wealth from their followers. When an institution becomes corrupt to the extent that followers are controlled and the leaders claim to be divine or close to divine, we call it a cult.
  Religious followers can become blind zealots who seek the spread of their religion and the destruction of other religions. When a group of followers become so zealous that they ignore the core tenets of their religion we call them extremists, separatists, terrorists, etc.
  Neither of these things speak to the point of religion, however.
22. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:51 · Score: 0
  
  You don't go to a Christian church and shout "FUCK YEAH, JESUS! WHOOOO!" for 2 hours.
  I assume you haven't been to many American churches...
23. Re:why new balls by lgw · 2014-07-10 05:53 · Score: 1
  
  You don't go to a Christian church and shout "FUCK YEAH, JESUS! WHOOOO!" for 2 hours.
  Never seen an evangelical mega-church? You don't pass 10k members by without a lot of up-with-people let's-celebrate. But then again, they barely mention Jesus, and certainly don't mention sin - wouldn't want to offend anyone in the audience after all. But then, that's exactly why the fundies hate the evangelicals.
  There are a couple of big religions that grew during medieval times, and so are very feudal in their structure, with God as the king-of-kings, and humility and suborning one's will to him are the key to salvation - this was after all the fundamental basis of feudal society. But that's just a handful of religions. Pantheistic religions have a different model. Religions without a deity seem to actually focus the most on humility for some reason, and like support your argument the best. But there sure are a variety of religions out there!
  
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24. Re:why new balls by Algae_94 · 2014-07-10 06:24 · Score: 1
  
  Actually, though I don't know if it's feasible, a ball without stitches would do ok. I wonder if we can mimic leather properties and create such a ball.
  The links in the summary state that the TeamGeist ball was fused together and not stitched so it is possible and been done. The link on the newest one goes to an Adidas store and doesn't say if they are still making the balls this way.
25. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:25 · Score: 0
  
  Seems most of the point of team sports is for the mediocre to identify with something bigger and more glorious than their own lives and then to cling to that constructed image fiercely, as though the effort they expend in doing so is proof of its reality.
  Don't be so presumptuous.
26. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 08:23 · Score: 0
  
  A few hundred years ago, that was the point of religion. Some people still aren't over that, so I imagine sports are here to stay.
  Religion is the exact opposite. Religion necessitates the humility of the follower in the face of the divine. You don't go to a Christian church and shout "FUCK YEAH, JESUS! WHOOOO!" for 2 hours.
  Actually you do.
  They call it "singing hymns" and "reciting prayers" but it's the same core concept.
27. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 10:23 · Score: 0
  
  I was referring to a ball without panels, to be inflated (as probably the interior chamber is) and yet retain a leathery feel outside. Such ball would be made without any kind of joining "jigsaw" pieces, bypassing the need for sophisticated reasoning in its construction.
  Of course, that would be like Alexander cutting the Gordian knot -- totally not cool.
28. Re:why new balls by thegarbz · 2014-07-10 10:30 · Score: 1
  
  Because you're not paying attention?
  The Argentinians missed what looked like a great goal in the making yesterday except that it curved away from the goal.
  Also the 2006 ball had physicists warning that the ball will behave more like a baseball and that it'll make quite nice curves while spinning, and act chaotically when not.
29. Re:why new balls by ILongForDarkness · 2014-07-10 11:52 · Score: 1
  
  But this team lives close to me therefore it is the most important thing in my life to see them win.
30. Re:why new balls by swillden · 2014-07-10 12:16 · Score: 1
  
  It looks like every world cup but perhaps a couple has had a different stitch pattern on the ball.
  No, it doesn't. They were all somewhat different up until the Telstar introduced the 32-panel, pentagon-and-hexagon stitching pattern, but it appears to me that remained unchanged for almost 40 years, from 1970 to 2006. The balls in between appear to have the same stitching pattern, just different printed designs.
  
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31. Re:why new balls by Carewolf · 2014-07-10 16:09 · Score: 1
  
  But if there is no difference between ball designs then why do we never see shots like these [youtube.com] anymore?
  Not enough sidewind? Seriously the biggest of the curves can not be produced by spinning balls, it is the wind carrying it.
32. Re:why new balls by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 22:24 · Score: 0
  
  Comparing stats when the balls have different characteristics like how smoothly they'll roll, air resistance etc must be the explanation for soccer riots.
  No, the lack of any sort of concept of what's really important and what isn't causes ALL sports related riots.
  Seems most of the point of team sports is for the mediocre to identify with something bigger and more glorious than their own lives and then to cling to that constructed image fiercely, as though the effort they expend in doing so is proof of its reality. Hence they say "WE won" when they themselves were not out on that field because it has become an extension of their ego. Fighting and rioting over it also provides the assumption that something important must be going on. Something worth fighting and rioting over. It's false of course. It appeals to people who have no concept of the profound, the sacred, or the meaningful.
  No concept of the profound, the sacred, or the meaningful?
  Replace "sports" with "religion" in your statement above, and you'll see just how quickly we've justified warfare for centuries. I'd say it doesn't get much more profound, sacred, or meaningful than that than to screw with someone's spiritual leader or god.
  In a nutshell, sports doesn't hold a candle to religion when it comes to arguing about stupid shit we humans think is worth fighting (and dying) for.
33. Re:why new balls by WiltedPhoenix · 2014-07-11 05:54 · Score: 1
  
  Apparently sports riots in soccer come about because the soccer teams are related to various political factions, at least throughout most of Europe.
Re:fristy Germany vs. Brazil ps9ts by szmccauley · 2014-07-10 01:39 · Score: 0

MDRMDRMDRMDRMDR pour les francais
Ahhhh... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:43 · Score: 0

I always knew Math was a load of balls... ;-)
And it can't be unseen... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:43 · Score: 1

https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/477222276866142210/photo/1
Best mockery of the 2014 World Cup logo - EVER!
Also quite accurate for the Brazil-Germany, errr, match.
Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:48 · Score: 0

They join NFL! Stupids.
1. Re:Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by halivar · 2014-07-10 02:02 · Score: 0
  
  Dude. I don't wanna see what happens when one of those guys gets steamrolled by 300 pound refrigerator in a jetpack. Because that's what it's going to be like.
  Ok, I lied; I do want to see what happens.
2. Re:Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:06 · Score: 2, Insightful
  
  Simple. He'll run around the lumbering heart attack who won't be able to move as fast thanks to inertia. Besides, the "play", such as it is, in American "football" stops every 5 seconds, I doubt your 300 pound piece of spray cheese can run much longer than that.
3. Re:Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by drinkypoo · 2014-07-10 02:26 · Score: 1, Insightful
  
  Besides, the "play", such as it is, in American "football" stops every 5 seconds, I doubt your 300 pound piece of spray cheese can run much longer than that.
  Even though they never actually run for very long on the field, they still have to be able to pass a fairly strict standard in training. They want guys that they don't have to worry about, because what they're doing is strenuous and dangerous, and they will still have to worry about them — if only as assets. If you put futbol players in a handegg game they would be fucking evaporated. If you put handegg players in a futbol game most of them would be fairly cumbersome, but any "accidental" contact would still be likely to result in a futbol player injury.
  Don't get it twisted, handegg players are amazing athletes, even the ones shaped like a brick.
  
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4. Re:Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by Dragonslicer · 2014-07-10 06:22 · Score: 1
  
  Simple. He'll run around the lumbering heart attack who won't be able to move as fast thanks to inertia.
  And then when he's 2 meters past, he'll suddenly fall to the ground and clutch his leg.
5. Re:Brasil futbol is national disgrace. by Algae_94 · 2014-07-10 06:32 · Score: 1
  
  Simple. He'll run around the lumbering heart attack who won't be able to move as fast thanks to inertia.
  You clearly don't understand the rules of the game then. A 300 pound guy is on the line in the NFL. If he's on defense, by running around him, you helped him get into the backfield to get the ball carrier. If he's on offense, good job getting around him, now you have to tackle a 240 pound guy with the ball.
  I know NFL linemen aren't the healthiest men in sports, but I assure you that with the amount of money moving around the sport, they are the best at what they have to do.
Bra-zooka by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:52 · Score: 0

Anti-tank lingerie from Victoria Secret.
Adidas by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:52 · Score: 0

Anyone else notice that all the designs were done by Adidas?
And here I thought they only made Russian gangster suits...
Oh great. by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:55 · Score: 0

More medium.com crap spam.
Worlds Tiniest Violin by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:55 · Score: 0

.. might have competition
Whats the dif between a brazuca and a brazillian by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 01:59 · Score: 0

There will be a brazuca in the finals at the world cup. Go Germany!
FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:04 · Score: 1, Insightful

The game is called FOOTBALL, not "soccer". Now that you -in the USA (you were good enough in the Mundial, as my national team Greece was, congratulations)- start to learn about it and realize that it's played mostly with the ball in the foot... stop calling your rugby "football" (change it to something like, e.g., American rugby) and start calling football by it's name: FOOTBALL
(and it's time to adopt the metric system...)
1. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by coinreturn · 2014-07-10 02:28 · Score: 1, Troll
  
  Different languages use different words. Get over it.
2. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Grantbridge · 2014-07-10 02:31 · Score: 0
  
  Football can mean either Rugby or Soccer. Since Rugby is short for Rugby Football, and Soccer is short for Association Football.
3. Re: FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:34 · Score: 0
  
  Please look up the history of association football and the origins of the term soccer before you flame anyone else please.
  It is soccer, deal with it.
4. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:36 · Score: 0
  
  Go learn the history of the word before you berate people for using it.
  English AC
5. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:50 · Score: 0
  
  There are several codes of football. Different codes are dominant in different countries. The dominant one in a given country is typically called "football" there.
  The really funny thing is that you wrote your comment in English, tried to correct the use of English by native English speakers, but referred to "the Mundial", which isn't an English term. It's the World Cup.
6. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:31 · Score: 0
  
  Different languages use different words. Get over it.
  Football is English which is mostly spoken in USA. Not sure what you are trying to point out. What I hated the most during this World Cup is the American commercials (I'm an European living in USA [long story]) used "Futbol" instead.
  American Football is not Football no matter what language used. It is a rugby type of game. So if you want to use the language mostly used in USA for what type of game it really is, then Rugby is the correct word to use.
7. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:36 · Score: 0
  
  The game is called FOOTBALL, not "soccer". Now that you -in the USA (you were good enough in the Mundial, as my national team Greece was, congratulations)- start to learn about it and realize that it's played mostly with the ball in the foot... stop calling your rugby "football" (change it to something like, e.g., American rugby) and start calling football by it's name: FOOTBALL
  (and it's time to adopt the metric system...)
  Renaming "soccer" to "football": NO
  Renaming "football" to "rugby": NO
  Switching to metric: NO
  Clear enough for you?
8. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:39 · Score: 1
  
  Different countries use different words. Get over it.
  How's that for ya?
9. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:56 · Score: 0
  
  Different countries use different words. Get over it.
  How's that for ya?
  Makes no difference. "Cooking" is cooking in any country. If one country calls it "Flying" instead, then that is the wrong usage. Calling it "American Football" is the wrong usage for what the game really is. But Americans are stubborn, we get it. Only their ideas matters in the world, right? (yes, flamebait, live with it)
10. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:14 · Score: 0
  
  The game is called FOOTBALL, not "soccer". Now that you -in the USA (you were good enough in the Mundial, as my national team Greece was, congratulations)- start to learn about it and realize that it's played mostly with the ball in the foot... stop calling your rugby "football" (change it to something like, e.g., American rugby) and start calling football by it's name: FOOTBALL
  (and it's time to adopt the metric system...)
  Renaming "soccer" to "football": NO
  Renaming "football" to "rugby": NO
  Switching to metric: NO
  Clear enough for you?
  You forgot one: Renaming "World Series" to "American Series": NO
  We get it: Americans think they only matter.
11. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:39 · Score: 0
  
  The game is called FOOTBALL, not "soccer". Now that you -in the USA (you were good enough in the Mundial, as my national team Greece was, congratulations)- start to learn about it and realize that it's played mostly with the ball in the foot... stop calling your rugby "football" (change it to something like, e.g., American rugby) and start calling football by it's name: FOOTBALL
  (and it's time to adopt the metric system...)
  Renaming "soccer" to "football": NO
  Renaming "football" to "rugby": NO
  Switching to metric: NO
  Clear enough for you?
  You forgot one: Renaming "World Series" to "American Series": NO
  We get it: Americans think they only matter.
  I dont see Americans asking the world to change to Imperial units or to use the term Soccer.
  But I do see people from many nations wanting to dictate to Americans what units they should use or what they should call things.
  You pick your units and names and we pick ours. Isnt that easy?
12. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:16 · Score: 0
  
  Different countries use different words. Get over it.
  How's that for ya?
  Makes no difference. "Cooking" is cooking in any country. If one country calls it "Flying" instead, then that is the wrong usage. Calling it "American Football" is the wrong usage for what the game really is. But Americans are stubborn, we get it. Only their ideas matters in the world, right? (yes, flamebait, live with it)
  I see. Americans are stubborn because they dont just accept what other countries tell them is right or wrong. I am so glad that other countries can decide right or wrong for everyone.
  In Country A, "football" is correct for Country A; in Country B, "soccer" is correct for Country B. For one conutry to call other country's usage "wrong" is absolute and frighthening arrogance.
13. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:26 · Score: 0
  
  Try asking someone if they have any jelly for toast, or what they have in their pants' pocket, or if they have a fanny pack, and see how much English speaking countries agree on words... And it is not just US vs. England, try asking English speakers if they are a cocky.
14. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:30 · Score: 0
  
  The languages spoken in England (and on which European English is based) and the primary language in America are different, as they essentially forked 250 years ago.
  In America you "pop the hood" if you need to work on your car. In England you "lift the bonnet." And, of course, in America you play "soccer", while in England you play "football"
  Its all the same folks - there is no right or wrong. The sooner people realize this the sooner we can "all just get along".
15. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Algae_94 · 2014-07-10 06:47 · Score: 1
  
  Did you just get to the USA? I don't think it would take too long to realize that we aren't the UK and although the language is the "same" and you can communicate in either place with it, there are many word usages that differ. Here's a list to get you started. Perhaps that will help you realize that a nation of over 300 million people can change their own language as they see fit.
  I think enough other people have already pointed out the origin of the word "soccer" and why our "rugby" has the name football.
  Finally, go fuck yourself with the metric shit. That's obviously not going to happen. Would you like it if people went to your home country and said that it's time you all start speaking English? All your existing signs, recorded media, etc. all has to be re-done. Because that's about what you're asking us to do with our measurement units.
16. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:52 · Score: 0
  
  The game is called FOOTBALL, not "soccer". Now that you -in the USA (you were good enough in the Mundial, as my national team Greece was, congratulations)- start to learn about it and realize that it's played mostly with the ball in the foot... stop calling your rugby "football" (change it to something like, e.g., American rugby) and start calling football by it's name: FOOTBALL
  (and it's time to adopt the metric system...)
  Renaming "soccer" to "football": NO
  Renaming "football" to "rugby": NO
  Switching to metric: NO
  Clear enough for you?
  You forgot one: Renaming "World Series" to "American Series": NO
  We get it: Americans think they only matter.
  The "World Series" started 110 years ago. At the time, it was probably aptly named.
  Today, there are a few other places that play baseball, but not very many. Is there really that much upset about the "World Series"?
17. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:54 · Score: 0
  
  I totally agree and have some suggestions for a new name for that strange thing that they think is football:
  Since it looks like rugby and the biggest difference is that the players don't dare to play without an armor to protect themselves: wimprugby or rugbaby
  Or we can just change the parts of the name that are incorrect: it played with a object that looks more egg than ball and they play it with their hands so : handegg
18. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 07:54 · Score: 0
  
  Different languages use different words. Get over it.
  Football is English which is mostly spoken in USA. Not sure what you are trying to point out. What I hated the most during this World Cup is the American commercials (I'm an European living in USA [long story]) used "Futbol" instead.
  American Football is not Football no matter what language used. It is a rugby type of game. So if you want to use the language mostly used in USA for what type of game it really is, then Rugby is the correct word to use.
  Who are you to decide what is correct and what is not correct? Do you realize how arrogant that is?
  This is what is so great about America to me. Americans respect and understand that people are different. They mind their own business and dont try to force conformity everywhere.
19. Re:FOOTBALL... NOT "SOCCER"!!! by TangoMargarine · 2014-07-10 09:09 · Score: 1
  
  "that bloke's sodding knackered"
  
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Brazillian Balls..... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:25 · Score: 0

....are smoother.
1. Re:Brazillian Balls..... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:27 · Score: 0
  
  Where's the Burma-shave guy?
Bra Bazooka? by coinreturn · 2014-07-10 02:27 · Score: 1

Damn, I was hoping this was about a bra bazooka.
Chemcially feasible? by Grantbridge · 2014-07-10 02:33 · Score: 1

I can't see those 8 member flat rings being at all chemically feasible. I really don't think this is possible to make as a carbon molecule.
Aromatic rings need to have 6 or 10 electrons in the delocalised orbitals, so an 8 member ring is going to need to have some other elements/groups to be at all stable...
1. Re:Chemcially feasible? by madboson · 2014-07-10 03:42 · Score: 1
  
  The rings themselves are perfectly reasonable (Cyclooctatetraene) non-aromatic hydrocarbons. Stitching together the mosaic the mathematicians propose is some serious work to be sure though.
  
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2. Re:Chemcially feasible? by Grantbridge · 2014-07-10 04:09 · Score: 3, Interesting
  
  Yeah, you can make the ring, but how do you get it to be flat so they will fit into a sphere?
3. Re:Chemcially feasible? by madboson · 2014-07-10 04:50 · Score: 1
  
  The flat conformer is a simple transition state so I would imagine a catalysis kind of approach where you shift the energetics around as you stitch things would be one way. Then again I am not a bench chemist so there are probably many strategies for that which I know nothing about.
  
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4. Re:Chemcially feasible? by gstoddart · 2014-07-10 06:00 · Score: 1
  
  I really with I could follow this part better ... it sounds like you guys are the only ones talking about the chemistry, and that's the part that I'm most baffled by. :-P
  
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Re:Whats the dif between a brazuca and a brazillia by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:47 · Score: 0

"Brazuca" is a kind of a joking word to convey an informal tone. It means Brazilian, but carries a mix of feelings, from friendly to folk to simpleton to lame.
'Soccer ball'! by BigZee · 2014-07-10 02:48 · Score: 1

The article quite correctly calls the ball a football and never mentions the word 'soccer'.
1. Re:'Soccer ball'! by Trepidity · 2014-07-10 03:30 · Score: 1
  
  But a football is the ball used to play Gaelic. A soccer ball is what you use to play soccer.
  
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2. Re:'Soccer ball'! by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:18 · Score: 0
  
  But a football is the ball used to play Gaelic. A soccer ball is what you use to play soccer.
  Incorrect on your assumption of the usage of the word "soccer": A football
That post was as boring as a Soccer Game... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 02:52 · Score: 0

I love math and all, and I love the science behind games. How they construct the sports gear can be very important...but this is a soccer ball...kick it...it bounces a mm higher because of chemical coating xyz....ugh...Be glad when this shindig is over.
Why? by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:09 · Score: 0

Who cares if there's a molecule with the same geometry as the ball stitches?
1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:59 · Score: 0
  
  !Nerds!!
2. Re:Why? by TangoMargarine · 2014-07-10 09:15 · Score: 1
  
  One of the very, very few times I've ever seen on /. where I wouldn't call this off-topic. I'm mystified as to why anyone decided soccer/footballs should be compared to molecules in the first place.
  
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it's a f---ing ball, who gives a shit? by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 03:23 · Score: 0

this is the kind of shit news I expect to hear from some butthole news channel.
Re:fristy Germany vs. Brazil ps9ts by laie_techie · 2014-07-10 03:38 · Score: 1

and it still won't help Brazil HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE JAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAAJAJAAJ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(for you old farts out there, those are all "lol" in different ... languages ...)
You forgot the all important kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk that Brazilians use
In colIege, I knew a girl who had TWO of these! by Dripdry · 2014-07-10 03:45 · Score: 0

In colIege, I knew a girl who had TWO of these! Woo, mama! She helped me with my Calculus, alright....

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Is it too much to ask... by hendrips · 2014-07-10 03:52 · Score: 4, Insightful

In an article about a breakthrough in molecular topology, I'm currently seeing, while browsing at 2,
-7 comments about the relative merits of the soccer balls that inspired this discovery,
-6 comments condemning sports fans in general and soccer ball buyers in particular,
-4 comments whining about the fact that the U.S. doesn't have the same regional dialect as the commenter,
-1 terrible almost-pun,
-1 comment that is completely incoherent and incomprehensible,
-1 complaint about religion,
and a grand total of 1 comment about molecular topology. Is is too much to ask that we could have some comments from posters who are interested in, you know, math and science? Here I was getting ready to dredge up all that symmetry and topology that got drilled in to me in grad school. Oh well.
1. Re: Is it too much to ask... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:23 · Score: 0
  
  This is not an article about molecular topology. It's about as interesting as hearing that someone base-4 encoded the Star Spangled Banner and encoded it on a strand of DNA.
2. Re:Is it too much to ask... by Rashdot · 2014-07-10 05:11 · Score: 1
  
  Maybe Slashdot could use an on/off topic moderation level.
  (I wasn't going to post on the subject, but now I can write an off topic post too :-)
  
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3. Re:Is it too much to ask... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:50 · Score: 0
  
  You must be new around here...
4. Re:Is it too much to ask... by gstoddart · 2014-07-10 06:15 · Score: 1
  
  Is is too much to ask that we could have some comments from posters who are interested in, you know, math and science?
  I'm sure many of us are interested, but seriously out of our depth on the topic -- I don't even know what stupid questions to ask first without sounding even more stupid. :-P
  I have no idea of what this actually means in terms of anything practical.
  
  Here I was getting ready to dredge up all that symmetry and topology that got drilled in to me in grad school.
  By all means, bust it out .. because the whinging about "soccer v football" are kind of boring, and I'd love to know what this actually implies to chemists. But since the extent of my chemistry background is from Grade 11, and since that was a very long time ago, this is a little out of my grasp.
  
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Innovation is bad? by Milgrams37 · 2014-07-10 04:20 · Score: 1

I can appreciate that being a US-based board, /. isn't filled with soccer fans, but still, why all the poo-pooing on innovation? Does the newest iPod really do anything predominantly different than its predecessors? How about that Galaxy V versus the III? Saying the Brazuca and Telestar are the same is like equating the 15-inch CRT that came with your Hewlett-Packard to the current 32" flatscreen you're sitting in front of. They both let you see what your surfing, right?

As a fan and recreational player who spends about six hours on the pitch every week here in Soccer City, USA, I'm impressed with the Brazuca. The ball flies truer (or at least more consistently), reacts livelier off the foot, and, as a previous poster noted, feels much different when you get hit by it. I know this is anecdotal, but I'd argue these things matter to those that play/are interested/care. Just because you're not interested or it doesn't impact you, doesn't mean the innovation and change is bad. I don't see the value of an iPad/tablet, but I can appreciate that it's an approach that others appreciate and an approach that continues to be refined.
Re:fristy Germany vs. Brazil ps9ts by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 04:25 · Score: 0

kekekekekekekekeke ^_^
Re:But how many busses will it burn... by narcc · 2014-07-10 04:33 · Score: 1

Most appropriate Flamebait mod ever?

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Count again by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:15 · Score: 0

"In the 1970 World Cup in Mexico, teams used a new kind of ball called the Telstar made from 12 black pentagonal panels and 20 white hexagonal panels". Wasn't it 12 pentagons and 18 hexagons?-Ignacio Agulló
if it's good enough for carbon by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:41 · Score: 0

if it's good enough for 60 atom complexes of carbon, it's good enough for me.
And that means? by gstoddart · 2014-07-10 05:42 · Score: 1

But here's question that has been puzzling chemists, topologists and..errr...soccer fans: is there a molecular analogue of the Brazuca?
OK ... so mathematicians proved you could have molecules with a symmetry similar to a new fangled soccer ball.
Is this good? Is it not good? Is it useful in any way? Or it this purely an intellectual exercise?
I'm afraid I don't grok chemistry with fullness, so I don't know if different symmetries give us different materials, or prettier chemicals.
I know shape usually defines the other kinds of bonds it can make, but I have no idea if this specific thing is of any benefit to anybody.
Can anybody give a lay summary for what the practical applications of this tidbit of knowledge actually are? Because I've got nothing solid here.

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1. Re:And that means? by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:00 · Score: 1
  
  The science gives people something to think about while watching another boring 0-0 soccer game.
2. Re:And that means? by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 07:51 · Score: 0
  
  Nanotubes of different sizes and molecular geometries have different properties such as what the common folk would understand as strength or electrical conductivity.
  I tend to think that the same happens with buckyballs and fullerenes.
Ah, yes. The no True Religion Fallacy. by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 05:51 · Score: 0

Ah, yes. The no True Religion Fallacy.
None except yours, and a perhaps few select others, I suppose. (The 'humble' christian ones? HaHaHa ...)
These sort of fallacies pop up in every rational discussion of the drawbacks and dangers of belief without reproducible evidence (ie non-anecdotal, like "I've SEEN Jeebus!') or critical thinking. So do erroneous statements about what kind and characteristics of religion exist and which do not. I doubt very much you have the experience or education to declare what is and isn't a religion. Theologians and philosophers have been exploring and debating such questions for millennia.
There are far more religions on earth and in heaven than are dreampt of in your philosophy, sexconker.
Ever been to a Southern Baptist Church? Or a revival tent in Louisiana? Or Maori rituals? I could go on.
The new one is plastic by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 06:10 · Score: 0

The 2014 ball is plastic. Someone I know just got one. Playing on grass in the back yard, it got a puncture in it -- not enough to deflate it, but the plastic gets dented, or whatever, very easily. Suckage...
HUE, saturation, and value by tepples · 2014-07-10 06:18 · Score: 1

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
If HUE represents laughter, then in which language does "LOL" sound like "LIGHTNESSLIGHTNESS" or "SATURATIONSATURATION"?
Digital restrictions management by tepples · 2014-07-10 06:20 · Score: 1

DRMDRMDRMDRM
That's something nobody's going to copy. </sarcasm>
Medium exists, unlike Small and Large by tepples · 2014-07-10 07:04 · Score: 1

Small.com is privately registered and parked. Large.com is registered to "Consultants at Large" but returning NXDOMAIN. This leaves Medium.com.
There's already an American [...] Series by tepples · 2014-07-10 07:12 · Score: 1

There's already an American League Championship Series, and it's the championship of one of the two conferences in Major League Baseball. Its winner plays the winner of the National League Championship Series in the World Series. Any ideas for new names for the World Series that aren't biased toward the American League or National League?
Re:fristy Germany vs. Brazil ps9ts by electrosoccertux · 2014-07-10 07:29 · Score: 1

crap, you're right
Nuclear weapons by gatkinso · 2014-07-10 07:40 · Score: 1

I wonder if any of these shapes are found in the pit of modern nuclear weapons.
IIRC reading about the Fat Man devices the explosives/lenses were the shape of a conventional soccer ball, which as it turns out is sub-optimal.

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Is it too much to ask... by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 08:20 · Score: 0

Hmmm, you see the slashtards, too? I thought it was just me.
Best ball for FOOTBALL by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 09:08 · Score: 0

http://www.proplayersupply.com/wilson_tdy_composite_leather_football_wtf1714b_p/wtf1714b.htm
Aerodynamics by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 11:18 · Score: 0

First, the blurb should say synthesize, not synthesis in the last sentence. Second, the new balls have already been tested in a wind tunnel. The result is that at higher speeds, air does not stick to the ball (its non-turbulent), and therefore flies straight. However, as the ball slows down, air begins to 'stick to' the ball (laminar flow is no longer present), and so the ball begins to move erratically, allowing players to give the ball a particular 'spin' and when it slows down allows them to 'bend it like Beckham'(tm), with the spinning orientation having more stick on one side, and less stick on the other (like a baseball player throwing a knuckleball). This has been attributed to this world cup having more goals than the last three combined. Oh and one last point: Trust the mathematicians to work this out. You know the constipated mathematician worked it out with a pencil?
a bit late by Anonymous Coward · 2014-07-10 12:30 · Score: 0

think Brazil could've capitalized on this research?
Irony by NewYork · 2014-07-11 05:48 · Score: 1

Goldman Sachs Predicts Brazil As World Cup Winner http://blogs.wsj.com/moneybeat...

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What the actual fuck by fluffynuts · 2014-07-11 06:29 · Score: 1

Has this got to do with the article? Or the OP?
Indeed, what the actual fuck are you smoking? And where can I get it?
Coincidence by anavictoriasaavedra · 2014-07-11 12:30 · Score: 1

Yesterday was also the 52nd anniversary of the launch of the Telstar-1, the world's first active telecom satellite, the world's first privately-ventured space-faring mission and first commercial payload into space. http://www.nasa.gov/topics/tec... PS: Does anybody else find it weird that Telstar and Death Star not only are phonetically similar, but look eerily so as well?