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UK Gov't Plans To Push "Emergency" Surveillance Laws

beaker_72 (1845996) writes The Guardian reports that the UK government has unveiled plans to introduce emergency surveillance laws into the UK parliament at the beginning of next week. These are aimed at reinforcing the powers of security services in the UK to force service providers to retain records of their customers phone calls and emails. The laws, which have been introduced after the European Court of Justice (ECJ) ruled that existing laws invaded individual privacy, will receive cross-party support and so will not be subjected to scrutiny or challenged in Parliament before entering the statute books. But as Tom Watson (Labour backbench MP and one of few dissenting voices) has pointed out, the ECJ ruling was six weeks ago, so why has the government waited until now to railroad something through. Unless of course they don't want it scrutinised too closely.

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  1. UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sad to say it, but its just true.

    Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini would be very proud of what the UK has become.

    1. Re:UK is not a free country by EmagGeek · · Score: 0

      First and best post ever.

    2. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wondered. What *is* a "free country" anyway? Who maintains a list of such things?

    3. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd wager a guess a free country would be anywhere in the US outside of the 100-mile constitution-free zone around the borders. Even then...
      Maybe some tiny european country no-one really knows about has more freedoms than the US...

    4. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Freedom of speech, specifically political
      Private ownership of property that cannot be taken by the government without due process of law
      Right to self defense
      Not being locked up/imprisoned without due process of law in a public trial by peers

    5. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Godwin on the first post. This is a record.

      I wish people wouldn't compare present-day UK to what once was real fascist dictatorships. People are not disappearing in the UK, nor there are purges happening where millions of people go poof in the night, and all pictures in Facebook get photoshopped to "airbrush" the people (whom disappeared) out.

      The UK has its issues. However, comparing the PM to Pol Pot may get headlines, but belittles the atrocities that happened in Cambodia.

      Lets me accurate -- this is not a road the UK should be going down on, but this is how the citizens of the country have voted for and, thus approved implicitly.

    6. Re:UK is not a free country by viralburn · · Score: 1

      look for direct democracy

    7. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad to say it, but its just true.

      Stalin, Hitler and Mussolini would be very proud of what the UK has become.

      Oh yeah, because the Land of the Free is such a shining beacon to the world when it comes to citizens, mass surveillance, and privacy.

      Freedom is an illusion, fueled by mass ignorance.

      Stop lying to yourself.

    8. Re: UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There have been Godwins in the submissions, so no, not a record.

    9. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rules & laws must exist for a society to exist. Otherwise you are free to go live in a jungle. However there are certain things we can expect in a free society -- if your actions are not actively harming another person's well being then you should be free to do whatever the hell you want. Rest of the rules originate from this one fundamental principal.

      Freedom of thought
      Freedom of speech (read: communication)
      Right to privacy

      People adversely impacted by your past behavior or people close enough to you who get concerned that you are about to something bad, may choose to notify appropriate authorities to keep an eye on you or perform deeper investigation. A judge should look at the arguments and then decide whether or not to issue a warrant.

    10. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Freedom of speech, specifically political

      Nope. Not "specifically political." Just "freedom of speech." The end.

      Also, how about privacy? You can't be a free country when you have something like the NSA's mass surveillance.

    11. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech, specifically political
      Private ownership of property that cannot be taken by the government without due process of law
      Right to self defense
      Not being locked up/imprisoned without due process of law in a public trial by peers

      This seems oddly specific...

    12. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      look for direct democracy

      Direct democracy only works with small populations. Especially ones that are mostly ethnically homogenous and don't have much to disagree about.

    13. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your actions are not actively harming another person's well-being then you should be free to do whatever the hell you want.

      (I love how everyone always says whatever "the hell" you want, like there's something intrinsically aggressive about this axiom, but I digress.)

      How does this supposed "right to privacy" derive from "do what thou wilt"? You don't say how we're supposed to validate that rule, but it implies (a) it must be possible to determine whether someone's actions are actively harming another person and (b) that unless "privacy violation" equals "active harm", and it doesn't, any privacy violation is allowed. Both these factors point towards a conclusion from that principle which ensures NO privacy at all, since I have the right to violate your privacy as much as I like provided I'm not actively harming you in doing so, and I must violate your privacy to make sure you're not actively harming others. Oops.

      Fortunately, this ain't math. You don't start with a couple principles and derive "rules for a free society" from them using logic; it simply doesn't work that way. In fact you are balancing various forces, some of which pull towards less privacy or less personal freedom, and some of which pull towards more of those, and different societies balance those forces in different ways while still remaining fundamentally free.

      If you look at society as a system, how autonomous are the component parts? Are they really not autonomous at all, like burger flippers at McDonalds? Are they semi-autonomous, like breathing? Or are they fully autonomous, like the heart? The scary thing is when you ask how autonomous the component parts should be, you can't even answer the question until you understand the purpose of the system. So talking about a free society really has no meaning unless we can agree fundamentally on what society (or, properly, government) is for.

    14. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you reference Godwin's Law as if it discredits an argument or proposition. Godwin's Law is merely an observation. It has no bearing on the accuracy of the comparison.

      The German citizens approved of Hitler's actions implicitly as well. That doesn't lend any legitimacy to his actions any more than it lends legitimacy to the UK's today.

    15. Re:UK is not a free country by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I'd wager a guess a free country would be anywhere in the US outside of the 100-mile constitution-free zone around the borders

      This also includes the coastline and international airports. So, maybe the interior of Alaska is free.

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    16. Re:UK is not a free country by Xest · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm torn because whilst things like this sicken me (as a British citizen) I think it's still sensationalist nonsense to claim Britain isn't a free country, god only knows we still don't have quite the limits on free speech of France and Germany. As Western countries go we're still pretty free, and Western countries are still generally freer than most, so it seems a silly stretch to claim Britain isn't a free country. Most things used when citing Britain as not free are FUD made up by people who love to bash Britain, or like a bit of conspiracy theory or reason to bitch and moan in general, for example, claims about CCTV counts that include static traffic cameras that only take photos of people actually speeding - i.e. breaking the law and don't have a capability for constant monitoring, or only log a text response when a particular number plate is detected. Do I like them? no, but it's hardly the constantly filmed bullshit the paranoid conspiracy theorists claim it is. Similarly there's a lot of FUD about RIPA's password clause by people who haven't read the law which explicitly states that police have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that someone has a key before they can be prosecuted for not handing it over (if you don't believe me Google it - section 53.3 makes the requirement of proof beyond reasonable doubt that a suspect actually holds the key explicit in law) which is in contradiction to the nonsense about how you can arbitrarily convicted with that as the excuse - you can't, it's never happened, everyone prosecuted to date has been like the plonker in yesterday's news story who incriminated themselves for the simple reason they were actually dickheads.

      But this? this is genuinely fucking embarrassing. This is a genuine what the flying fuck are you thinking politicians? This is a genuine there is something very broken with our country. It's not that we're not still free, we really are, anyone who claims otherwise is full of shit, the problem is that there's a slippery slope that we might slide down to become not free, and that's the real worry. Sometimes slippery slope arguments don't occur making them a fallacy, but sometimes they do, and I'm not willing to accept that risk when the claimed benefit just does not exist - 7/7 still happened, the Boston bombings still happened - blanket data sweeping does not work, terrorist attacks are still occuring as (in)frequently as they always have even with the NSA and GCHQ's absolutely massive dragnet.

      The worst part is they're saying this is a temporary power that'll be reviewed in 2016 when Labour will almost certainly be in power. The Milliband/Brown/Balls strain of Labour is the most dictatorial leadership we've seen in decades given that they were the "brains" behind the ID card database, they wanted the IMP, they wanted a nationwide DNA database of everyone. I see little hope for this doing anything other than getting worse in the coming years.

      Which is a shame, because things had largely gotten better in the last 4 years on this particular front - the Digital Economy Act whilst not destroyed has at least been gutted, the national ID database had been scrapped, the ability of many authorities such as local councils to spy had been massively curbed, CCTV had been scaled back. Still a hell of a long way to go, but definitely civil liberties had improved in the last 4 years, especially compared to the massive downward spiral under Brown. Unfortunately it seems the ConDems decided they'd fuck up the only thing they haven't fucked up right in their last 9 months. Why? What the fuck is wrong with them? We nearly did it. We nearly made it a full parliamentary term without dictatorship syndrome kicking in, alas, here it is.

    17. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could also work with a population connected via internet (read smartphones(because of their immediate accessibility) ), and the right apps or tools to facilitate a fair governance. You make a good point about using a set of people that do not have much to disagree about, maybe it could be state-wide, or have a cascading effect with different groups?

    18. Re:UK is not a free country by dryeo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps San Marino? They were even free to vote i a Communist government and vote them out. Been a republic since 301 as well.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    19. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not right to compare the two as if they are already equal, however there have been plenty of warnings from the past. What I take away from "First they came for [undesireables] and I said nothing" is to not let things get that bad in the first place, because once they do the entire world must be moved to set it back.

    20. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it doesn't

      It does. Post invalidated.

    21. Re:UK is not a free country by chihowa · · Score: 1

      So people disappearing is the line at which you think a government is atrocious? There was more wrong with the dictatorships of the past than just purges. Would a dystopia where everyone is kept locked up in cages, but nobody is missing, not compare to a real fascist dictatorship? This argument people like you keep parroting is like the No True Scotsman argument of bad government.

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    22. Re:UK is not a free country by Golddess · · Score: 1

      I love how everyone always says whatever "the hell" you want, like there's something intrinsically aggressive about this axiom

      I don't follow. How does adding "the hell" imply aggressiveness?

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    23. Re:UK is not a free country by chihowa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      OK, to clarify... disappearances and purges are bad news, but it's not as if these historical dictatorships were all fine and dandy up until the point where people started disappearing. Holding off judgement until something is allowed to fully develop into its inevitable final product is dangerous and naive.

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    24. Re:UK is not a free country by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      > (a) it must be possible to determine whether someone's actions are actively harming another person and (b) that
      > unless "privacy violation" equals "active harm", and it doesn't, any privacy violation is allowed.

      Except that assumes that the law is always correct. Privacy is, fundamentally, a restriction on the reach of the law; an a necessary and right one. Why, not too long ago privacy was the best defense homosexuals had from persecution.

      Society has always been full of people who disagree with the law, and break it to little consequence. Why shouldn't they? The law is just a few rules written by aristocrats....it needs serious limits on its reach, more so than we have.

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    25. Re:UK is not a free country by jeIIomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      god only knows we still don't have quite the limits on free speech of France and Germany

      "X is worse than Y" != "Y is good."

      Why do people adore this 'logic' so much? Evaluate something on its own merits.

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    26. Re:UK is not a free country by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Democracy without constitutional limitations is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    27. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not just your country. In the US the FBI is recommending that anyone who knows such things as "Encryption" or "VPNs" be turned in to their local police immediately as a terrorist. So, because I am good at my job and understand complex concepts, that means that I am a terrorist? That's funny, it used to be called "American pride".

    28. Re: UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you're pretty much NOT free to go live in a jungle. Every inch of this planet is claimed by an oppressive government (that would be all of them) and those inches they have less interest in are controlled by corporations or thugs.

    29. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we're not as bad as our neighbors.
      They have slavery. We have indentured servants.
      That must mean we're better.

    30. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a native English speaker, adding any "curse" word as a quantifier implies aggression or excitement.

    31. Re:UK is not a free country by erroneus · · Score: 2

      Yes and this emergency law is there to legitimize what they are already doing in advance of legal battles.

    32. Re:UK is not a free country by infinitelink · · Score: 1

      I'm torn because whilst things like this sicken me (as a British citizen)

      You mean "subject"? When Parliament began using "citizen" in Britain it still conferred or recognized almost no actual (meaning, inalienable) rights to the British subjects. Your EU citizenship meanwhile has guaranteed that the State must respect that you have rights at all (http://www.jcm.org.uk/blog/2009/08/british-citizenship-vs-european-citizenship/). Best of wishes for you in the difficulties that lie ahead.

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    33. Re:UK is not a free country by sabri · · Score: 1

      People are not disappearing in the UK

      David Kelly..

      Campaign leader Dr Stephen Frost said: "The continuing cover-up of the truth of what happened is a national disgrace and should be of concern to all British citizens."

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    34. Re:UK is not a free country by Xest · · Score: 1

      I never said that, you're just drawing a conclusion that isn't there. I'm merely stating that some things are worse elsewhere, that doesn't inherently mean I believe therefore that everything is okay. There's always room for improvement but I tend to weight things based on comparisons to other countries. If we're in the top 20 globally that doesn't mean we're doing good overall, it just means we're doing well relatively.

      I think you're missing the point of relatively well, vs. absolutely well, and making some implication that I must mean that because it's not as bad as elsewhere then in an absolute manner it's okay, but that makes no sense as you pointed out yourself so I don't really know why you'd jump to such a conclusion in the first place.

    35. Re:UK is not a free country by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      I think it's still sensationalist nonsense to claim Britain isn't a free country, god only knows we still don't have quite the limits on free speech of France and Germany.

      The second part of the sentence seemed to be offered as 'proof' that the claim that Britain isn't a free country is sensationalist nonsense.

      Well, I know you didn't mean it that way now, but that's what I thought at the time. I see a lot of people use logic like that.

      There's always room for improvement but I tend to weight things based on comparisons to other countries.

      Whereas I tend to judge things on their own merits.

      so I don't really know why you'd jump to such a conclusion in the first place.

      Because I thought you were making such an argument.

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    36. Re:UK is not a free country by aeschinesthesocratic · · Score: 1

      Hitler's revenge. The UK may have won WWII, but ultimately they became what they loathed. Sometimes men who fight monsters become monsters themselves...

    37. Re:UK is not a free country by jeIIomizer · · Score: 1

      It doesn't imply any such thing to me, and I'm a native English speaker. I view 'curse words' as nothing more than simple words.

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    38. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Otherwise you are free to go live in a jungle"

      Hardly, I don't think there is a piece of habitable land left on the planet where a person/group of people could go that is free from one government or another control. Even some of the Sea-societies that have been proposed I believe are required to be registered under the authority of a country.

    39. Re:UK is not a free country by mpe · · Score: 1

      In the US the FBI is recommending that anyone who knows such things as "Encryption" or "VPNs" be turned in to their local police immediately as a terrorist. So, because I am good at my job and understand complex concepts, that means that I am a terrorist? That's funny, it used to be called "American pride".

      There's a good chance that actual terrorists will be using some communication method so "low tech" that it would be un-noticed.
      Only a terrorist group which is geographically dispersed is going to need "telecommunications" in the first place.
      Even then dead drops and codes even broadcasting (e.g. spam) maybe more use to them than any form of cypher.
      Maybe there is a super special watch list for anyone who has ever read http://www.amazon.com/Codes-Se...

    40. Re:UK is not a free country by Xest · · Score: 1

      No, the reason I originally wrote that I'm torn was because I meant I was torn between the fact that yes we're a fucked up country, but we're also not as bad as we could be. I'm torn in the fact that in the global rankings of shit countries we actually do very well, but doing very well is still apparently depressingly bad.

      It's really quite sad. It's almost like we need a new cold war so that Western countries can actually pretend to be the freedom loving side again and actually have to do something to prove that.

      I do sympathise with your point though for what it's worth, I've noticed much of the logic you describe in many guises ranging from people with the viewpoint that America is bad so Iran must be good, rather than the more rational possibility involving shades of grey for both, through to North Korea is worse so Britain must be perfect. I do know where you're coming from.

    41. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't imply any such thing to me, and I'm a native English speaker. I view 'curse words' as nothing more than simple words.

      Same here, although my post above got modded down for no reason apart from perceived xenophobia I guess.

    42. Re:UK is not a free country by mpe · · Score: 1

      OK, to clarify... disappearances and purges are bad news, but it's not as if these historical dictatorships were all fine and dandy up until the point where people started disappearing.

      Historically the majority of the public may see little wrong even when people are disappearing. Many people appear to have a great deal of faith in both politicians and governments. It can be far easier to believe that the disappeared were somehow to blame.

    43. Re:UK is not a free country by mpe · · Score: 1

      Direct democracy only works with small populations. Especially ones that are mostly ethnically homogenous and don't have much to disagree about.

      It dosn't appear to have actually been tried that often. Nor has "classical democracy" for that matter.

    44. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a native English speaker, adding any "curse" word as a quantifier implies aggression or excitement.

      I'm a native English speaker and what you just said made me facepalm.

    45. Re:UK is not a free country by Vintermann · · Score: 2

      > Right to self defense

      There's a conflict here:

      You want freedom of belief/conscience. You may believe some people are conspiring to institute a dictatorship, sometimes that's a right belief. You may believe Tony Blair is a lizard from space, and although that's almost certainly false, no belief about the world may be banned.

      But if you have this freedom, you cannot have an unconditional right to self-defense. The reason is that self-defense is based on belief, some belief that you are under threat. That belief may always be wrong. If Tony Blair really was a space lizard about to zap your brain into dust, by the right to self-defense you certainly would be allowed to kill him first.

      But that is plainly a delusional belief, you might say. The problem is, who should get to decide whether your fears are justified?

      If you say the courts, fair enough, but then you also implicitly deny the right to revolution. You don't allow for the possibility that the government that the court represents may be wrong, or at any case, not that you are entitled to disagree violently with it.

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    46. Re:UK is not a free country by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Like the ethnically homogenous Switzerland, I suppose?

      A discussion on democracy is usually two idiots disagreeing on which sheep shit to eat for dinner.

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    47. Re:UK is not a free country by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Many people appear to have a great deal of faith in both politicians and governments.

      Or little faith in their own ability to fight monsters. Or even little ability to even perceive monstrous as monstrous anymore, having been socialized into believing that the strong should dominate over weak and the only issue in question is the specific form this takes.

      Once you've been conditioned into believing it's just and right you lose your livelihood because it happens to benefit a higher-up, is it really that much a stretch to believe they can just plain kill you? It enhances shareholder value to not have you dirty bum begging on the street, and using tax money to feed you would violate sacred property rights. And you're just a looter anyway, not welcome in Galt's Gulch.

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    48. Re:UK is not a free country by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Democracy without constitutional limitations is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner.

      Democracy with constitutional limitations is the same, except the wolves have toilet paper. And every other form of government is the wolves skipping formalities.

      If the majority of your population are wolves, you're screwed, no matter what form of government you have.

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    49. Re:UK is not a free country by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Indeed. In which case, the "majority of the public" is wrong.

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    50. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hate to see what that makes the US then, cause it is -sure as shit- less free than the UK by a stretch. What's worse is that because it is the empire du jour, it gets to dictate to the rest of the world its absurd policies - FATCA, TTIP, TSA, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if this was "supported" by the US, hence the urgency.

    51. Re:UK is not a free country by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      but this is how the citizens of the country have voted for and, thus approved implicitly.

      Um, fuck off.

      It's a cross party vote, moron, which means there's no fucking way you could vote against it. Sure you could send in a protest vote as I did (so I'd kindly thank you not to claim we all voted for this shit), but we all know how much good a protest vote does in practice.

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    52. Re:UK is not a free country by sillybilly · · Score: 1

      I can personally attest that going by that list the US does not meet the definition of a free country either. Surprise!

      But the anthem still says "the land of the free and the home of the brave." More like the land of the we can't compete in this global economy against people who don't have EPA, OSHA, housing cost, healthcare costs, or even insurance, taxes, utility or car related costs, like car payments, car insurance, gasoline, and car repair. And welcome to this list is Obamacare! Now we're even better fit to compete, with even more standard costs dragging us down by raising our minimum wage sky high.

      I wonder how long til we change anthems. A lot of countries regularly change anthems.

    53. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the majority of your population are wolves, you're screwed, no matter what form of government you have.

      only if you're one of the sheep

    54. Re:UK is not a free country by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Please forgive me if I try to inject a bit sanity into the discussion.

      Firstly, there were EU rules in place, which required ISPs etc to keep records of who contacted who, how long they had to keep them and under which circumstances they were required to disclose this information to the police. These rules were overturned, and the UK government rushes a set of laws through, that put the EU rules back in power at the national level. IOW this is not a sudden introduction of new, sweeping powers to spy on UK citizens, it is merely a continuation of a set of rules already in place. It is also rather dubious whether this qualifies as 'spying on UK citizens', since this is about keeping records that the telephone companies already make, so they can bill their customers. Before the rules were introduced, telephone companies followed their own, internal rules, some keeping records for years while others kept them for a short period.

      Requiring telecoms to keep their records for a minimum period of time is actually not exclusively bad, because as a customer you have to right to see your own records, which means that you can actually go back to the company and say 'Look, I never called that premium rate number for 2 hours every day while I was away on holiday, so somebody must have hacked you system'. This is one of the things the telecoms don't like at all, because it costs them money.

      Finally, telephone records have been in used for solving crime for many years. Assuming that you are not part of a criminal organisation, you probably don't want large, international gangs - the people smugglers, the drugs cartels, the illegal arms traders, the pedophiles etc etc - to get away with it easily? So, in the absence of keeping telephone records, how to you propose that we, as a society tackle these problems? True, right now it is the job of the police, but in reality fighting crime is in the interest of all and is ultimately everybody's responsibility. So, tell us all, how do we fight international, organised crime without keeping an eye on what everybody is doing? After all, criminals look exactly like anybody else.

    55. Re:UK is not a free country by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      All majorities are potential wolves, unless restrained by government limits that are respected. They respect the limits because they know they aren't the only majority.

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    56. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did the OP mention America being better than the UK? OP just said the UK kinda sucks. You're the one bringing the US into it.

    57. Re:UK is not a free country by ultranova · · Score: 1

      All majorities are potential wolves, unless restrained by government limits that are respected. They respect the limits because they know they aren't the only majority.

      So why would they be "potential wolves" in the first place, if they understand this?

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    58. Re:UK is not a free country by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I like the way John Ross put it:

      A women is confronted by a big, strong, stranger. She does not know what he is planning, and she is cautious. Getting away from him is not possible. They are in a room and he is standing in front of the only way out, or she is in a wheelchair - whatever. Leaving the area is not an option.

      So now he starts to do things she does not like. He asks her for money. She can try to talk him out of it, just like we argue for lower taxes, and maybe it will work. If it does not, and she gets outvoted, she will probably choose to give in to him instead of getting into a fight to the death over ten dollars. You would probably choose to pay your taxes rather then have police arrive to throw you in jail.

      Maybe this big man demands some other things, other minor assaults on this woman's dignity. When should she claw at his eyes or shove her ballpoint pen in his throat? When he tries to force her to kiss him? Tries to force her to let him touch her? Tries to force her to have sex with him?

      Those are questions that each woman has to answer for herself. There is one situation, though, where I tell the women to fight to the death. That is when the man pulls out a pair of handcuffs and says, "Come on, I promise I won't hurt you, this is just so you won't flail around and hurt either of us by accident. Come on, I just want to talk, get in the van and let me handcuff you to this eyebolt here, and I promise I won't touch you. I'm not asking you to put on a gag or anything, and since you can still scream for help, you know you'll be safe. Come on, I've got a full bar in here, and color TV, and air-conditioning, great stereo, come on, just put on the cuffs."

      I tell women that if that ever happens, maybe the man is telling the truth, and maybe after talking to her for a while he will let her go and she will have had a good time drinking champagne and listening to music. But if she gets in the van and puts her wrists in the handcuffs, she has just given up her future ability to fight, and now it is too late.

      How do you spot the precise point where a society is standing at the back of the van and the State has the handcuffs out?

    59. Re: UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *democracy* only works well in small groups. Direct or indirect democracy is based on compromise and as such works great if the citizenry can get together to actually compromise, I don't think its possible for even a group of representatives to get together and behave civilly (unless of course they are getting paid through the ears... Oh... Wait.)

    60. Re:UK is not a free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how everyone wants to jump on the UK without understanding what the laws actually mean. After listening to Radio 4 chirp on about it for the best part of 2 hours (apparently there's not any "real" news going on at the moment), I think there's a few things the tea party posters should understand:

      1) These are not "new" laws in the sense that they don't bring in any changes to what the government can already do. They're simply laws brought in to allow them to continue doing what they've always done, brought about as a result of the EU changing it's laws such that the current surveillance measures would be illegal.
      2) The current measures simply state that ISPs (not the government) should hold largely non-personal data collected from an individual for a period of 2 years. This data includes informations such as who the person has communicated with, however NOT what has been said. They are really rather reasonable and when you look at the interests of national security, potentially very beneficial, whilst having absoloutely no impact on normal citizens.
      3) The actions taken by the NSA and American spy agencies monitoring *international* communications are far more intrusive, and make the UK government look like a new age hippy political group.

  2. So what is the emergency? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds a little too much like "our evil plans, foiled!" to be believable as fixes to a genuine problem.

    1. Re:So what is the emergency? by JosKarith · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Our data trawling has been illegal all along like we were being told but ignored? Quick, pass some hastily drafted loophole-ridden over-reaching legislation so we can't be sued...

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  3. "Emergency" laws. by newcastlejon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows the best laws are the ones rushed through the commons and passed on the nod in the other place.

    From TFA:

    Mr Cameron said: "We face real and credible threats to our security from serious and organised crime, from the activity of paedophiles, from the collapse of Syria, the growth of Isis in Iraq and al Shabab in East Africa."

    Paedophiles are a threat to national security now? Organised crime? Maybe, but for heaven's sake how stupid does this government think we are, that we would swallow yet another use of pedophiles as the bogeymen du jour? That was a rhetorical question, it's not a question of stupidity as much as it is voter apathy coming back to bite us in our collective backside. Again.

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    1. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Also from TFA:

      "I'll be explaining today why emergency legislation is needed to maintain powers to help keep us safe from those who would harm UK citizens."

      Same as retroactive immunity for telcos in the US. Apparently the "emergency" is that what they were doing was illegal, so it has to be made legal very quickly, preferably before anybody can bring a case to the court. If you make it retroactively legal fast enough, nobody has standing to bring a case, and no politicians are embarassed, and none of their accomplices in both the government and private sectors need worry about expensive penalties for breaking the law. To use an old phrase, "It is the same way in every country."

    2. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Warbothong · · Score: 2

      "The government says if there had been no new powers there would have been no obligation on phone and internet companies to keep records if there was a UK court challenge to the retention of data."

      So? That's a good thing. It's the reason why the ECJ ruled as it did. Grrrr....

    3. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like how they use the word "pedophiles" as if pedophiles are inherently evil or dangerous. Just because someone is a pedophile doesn't mean that they look or child porn or rape children.

    4. Re:"Emergency" laws. by king+neckbeard · · Score: 3

      They must be getting desperate if they are using "Think of the Children" and "TERRORISM DURR HURR" at the same time.

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    5. Re:"Emergency" laws. by splutty · · Score: 1

      This law is actually only enacted because their previous law got invalidated by the EU, and they really really want to still be able to do this!

      The discussion on this was when the first law was enacted, it's too late now, really.

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    6. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Xest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Lib Dems seem to have finally completely and utterly removed any reason for their existence too. I really don't get it.

      They'd already seen their support tank for ignoring students, but those that remained in support of them still largely supported them because despite that they were still the best option for civil liberties given that they blocked Cameron and co's previous plan to brink back the interception modernisation programme. For all their mistakes they had at least to date still stood in defend of civil liberties.

      Now they've thrown that away, so there's literally no reason to vote for them anymore. We used to see regular jokes on TV, in the media and so forth about the Lib Dems being pointless but it's now no longer a joke, it's a simple statement of fact.

      Personally I'd vote Pirate but they don't stand around here anyway so I guess my only choice is the greens whom unfortunately focus far too much on feminism issues for my taste (it's important to me, but not as important as they rate it- there are many other things that matter more than that because they effect everyone, not just half the population). This said I don't even think the greens stand around here now anyway, so I guess it's time to scribble the old "Fuck you" party onto my ballot from now on.

    7. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Justpin · · Score: 2

      Paedophiles yup because quite a number of politicians were named in cases involving paedophilia and quite conveniently the police files on them were destroyed y'know completely by accident of course. Therefore to protect their identities, I mean national security this law had to be enacted.

    8. Re:"Emergency" laws. by N1AK · · Score: 2

      This law is actually only enacted because their previous law got invalidated by the EU, and they really really want to still be able to do this!

      I disagree with these rules on retention, but the false comments by others who share that view are blurring an important debate. The law that got invalidated by the European court was an EU law not a UK law, so no this isn't because their law was invalidated. There's been a fuss made about this bill being rushed through as though it to hide something; however the bill has come about very quickly compared to most and given the desire of the government to get cross-bench support the timing isn't overly suspicious. They've also added a very short which means which requires a new bill be passed in 2 years which gives time for proper debate.

      I'll repeat my assertion that I don't want ISPs to be recording this information for all customers; however making the story about how the bill is being passed (actually very reasonably for the circumstances) distracts from the questioning of whether any such bill should exist at all and isn't helpful.

    9. Re:"Emergency" laws. by N1AK · · Score: 1

      Apologies: It was meant to say it includes a "very short sunset clause"

    10. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Justpin · · Score: 1

      Sure but I don't think they really care as the politicians who got into power walk away with a large severance package and an extremely valuable pension that would put most 401Ks to shame

    11. Re:"Emergency" laws. by timrod · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What I don't get is how ANY of those groups pose a threat to anyone outside of their local areas. ISIS doesn't care about the West, their entire reason for existing is that the al-Maliki government in Iraq essentially locked out the Sunnis from representation in the country's government and they had a handy bunch of Islamic fighters in the country next door who were willing to divert their rebellion against Bashar al-Assad for a little while to try and take down al-Maliki. If anything, they'd have more reason to go after the United States (who installed al-Maliki) than they would to try something against the UK.

      al-Shabab is a localized terror group based out of Somalia. Yes, they attacked a mall in Africa, but defense analysts in the United States have said multiple times that al-Shabab does not have the resources or the manpower to mount an attack on the United States or any of its interests. I would assume that the UK, being a long-time ally of the United States, would count as a "United States interest".

      Last I checked, the UK also has existing laws on the books for dealing with pedophiles and organized crime - they were certainly able to handle the IRA before the days of mass-surveillance programs. Neither of these seem to pose any real "national security" threat that I can see, though I don't live in the UK.

      Cameron was lying through his teeth and he knows it.

    12. Re: "Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FBI wants a word with you.

    13. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Xest · · Score: 1

      To be fair I don't think that's really true in the UK. I earn more than most politicians and I'm just a developer.

    14. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Xest · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This bit was a complete joke too:

      "I am simply not prepared to be a prime minister who has to address the people after a terrorist incident and explain that I could have done more to prevent it."

      Right, but you're willing to stand up and be the cunt the said fuck you to human rights law and obliterated all remaining semblance of privacy in the UK? What a twat.

    15. Re: "Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not desperate, they know they can do it and it's just surprising that they still feel the need for some excuse instead of simply pushing it through and telling the people: "so, rabble, what are you going to do about it, heh?".

    16. Re:"Emergency" laws. by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How much cash do you get slipped to you?

      How many implied promises of speaking fees exceeding your yearly gross?

      Politicians have exceeded the capacity of money and trade in power. Money just falls off the power; it's a force of nature. e.g. Chelsea Clinton gets how much for speaking fees?

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    17. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Paedophiles are a threat to national security now?"

      This is understandable, if you have read the Franklin Cover-Up by John DeCamp.

      It is an expose detailing a high-level pedophile/blackmail ring involving some of the most prominent people in government (specifically, the Bush-Reagan administration), big business, and the Catholic Church.

      People like Larry King and Craig Spence allegedly ran these types of sadistic pedophile rings and used photographs and videos to compromise prominent people.

      If, for example, photos of the President engaged in pedophilia were used to blackmail him, that would most certainly fall under 'national security'.

      This isn't just in the United States; pedophile rings are everywhere. Even here in Canada. Just Google "Perry Dunlop whistleblower".

      I believe that the fabric that binds the world's rulers together is pedophilia. It explains much abuse of children in the world. It explains secret societies and 'old boys' clubs and male dominance in the world. It also explains the incompetence and corruption of governments around the world.

    18. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Xest · · Score: 1

      I think it depends what level you're at, genuinely there are a large number of MPs that really don't get much on the side (other than the expenses they manage to fiddle). It's easy to see people like Tony Blair, or Chelsea Clinton (who last I checked was never a British MP) and assume they all make millions but that's rarely true. Even the genuine millionaires largely came into the profession with their fortunes in the first place which is a problem in itself, albeit it a separate one.

    19. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paedophiles are a threat to national security now? Organised crime? Maybe, but for heaven's sake how stupid does this government think we are, that we would swallow yet another use of pedophiles as the bogeymen du jour?

      Maybe "Can you see what it is yet?" is another question connected to this.

    20. Re: "Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's right.

      The British actually need to learn the difference between a pedophile and a child molester.

      Alas, they're too stupid to do that.

    21. Re: "Emergency" laws. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The British actually need to learn the difference between a pedophile and a child molester.

      Alas, they're too stupid to do that.

      To be fair, the words are used interchangeably outside of medical profession. A pedophile would gain nothing by coming out, and likely lose a lot, so the only ones the public knows about are those caught molesting.

      So it's not necessarily a matter of not knowing, but not having any reason to care.

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    22. Re:"Emergency" laws. by hazeii · · Score: 1

      And the reason this was *scheduled* for news release today?

      Because there was a public sector strike too (they knew which would get the TV headlines).

      Plus the lame nods about "sunset" clause (yeah right) and reviews of RIPA (yeah, heard that one before).

      What do the people of this fine land think?

      Well, you only need to start reading the comments to see.

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    23. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When any politician says a law is, "for the children," block it any way you can.

    24. Re: "Emergency" laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ. There really needs to be some education about this.

      After all, this is a country where people are accused of being pedophiles are murdered by lynch mobs.

      There's a word for this. I call it genocide.

    25. Re:"Emergency" laws. by tvsjr · · Score: 1

      Not that it in any way makes these laws right and proper, but they are probably concerned about things like this:

      http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-isis-fighter-al-britani-threatens-3819631

      When one of the militant nutjobs is bragging about holding executions in Trafalgar Square... well, it's probably reason for some level of concern.

    26. Re: "Emergency" laws. by kevlar_rat · · Score: 1

      There are no pedophiles in Britain. Paedophiles on the other hand ....

    27. Re:"Emergency" laws. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In America, I 'earn' more the Diane Feinstien. But she manages to openly ship millions/year in no-bid contracts to her husband's company.

      Admittedly historical. LBJ started politics dead broke and retired a multimillionaire.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    28. Re:"Emergency" laws. by Xest · · Score: 1

      Sure but again, as I said, the UK isn't America. Of the 650 MPs most were either rich to start with, or don't earn more than about 60k - 70k a year even with the option of backhanders.

      Comparing American political wealth to the UK is silly, they're completely different, and few British politicians retire millionaires unless they were already. If you're a backbencher and weren't already rich you'll be unlikely to make much on the side as an MP - it's only really those in the cabinet that can make much from it because of the way British politics is structured, and because of stricter restrictions and greater transparency on lobbying in the UK than the US.

  4. 1984 30 years later by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    The wars are starting now.

  5. The problem with "democracy" in the UK by Air-conditioned+cowh · · Score: 1

    Is basically this: "...will receive cross-party support..." Everything that erodes privacy or impinges on liberties such as overbearing police powers, mass spying, rampant drug prohbition etc. It all gets unquestioned and unchallenged "cross party support".

  6. Just a reminder to everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...of what "national security" laws are actually used for in practice.

    Everyone who voted Tory becuase they hated Blair's authoritarianism, please note here that they're exactly the same. Well, at least we knew Blair's cabinet was full of ex-Soviet-sympathisers, but this lot are just duplicitous cunts.

    "A message on 10 July 2014 was posted from IP address X.X.X.X noting that the government are a bunch of duplicitous cunts."

    1. Re: Just a reminder to everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voted Democrat due to Bush.. Same story from across the pond.

      I lament that our UK cousins have to endure this..and that we have to endure our own version here in the US. Hell, even the Australians are fucking up!

      *grumble*

    2. Re: Just a reminder to everyone... by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      Methinks New Zealand is going to get much more crowded over the next few years.

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      "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
  7. 6 weeks isn't long! by phayes · · Score: 1

    Not long at all for lawmakers who had their previous law invalidated and worked in concert with members of the opposition to ensure that the proposed version is acceptable to a majority.

    But of course Timothy WILL put the most muckraking spin on it he can...

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  8. Let "The Game" Begin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    Is Where: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wik...

    We Are Headed: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt07...

    Never Forget: https://tinyurl.com/poorwesley...

    They want control of your mind.

    This isn't about entertainment at all - the end 'game' is the battle for your mind!

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  9. "It's just metadata" by PigleT · · Score: 3, Informative

    The BBC news is reporting that apparently it's not as bad as it could be because it's not storing the content of phone-calls made, just who was called and when.

    Anyone who wants to know just how powerful mere "metadata" actually is should go read http://kieranhealy.org/blog/ar... .

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    1. Re:"It's just metadata" by Justpin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well considering the BBC is the UK's state propaganda akin to Pravada, I'm not really sure you can be citing them as a reliable source. The BBC loves to omit certain things. For exampe 'c'est soir' in regards to the Iraq war.

    2. Re:"It's just metadata" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please! The BBC is a socialist mouthpiece, and hence anything but state propaganda when the Tories are in power...

    3. Re:"It's just metadata" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They keep quiet about the Iraq war because it happened under a Labour government. If the Tories had happened to be in power back then, they'd have never shut up about it.

    4. Re:"It's just metadata" by jez9999 · · Score: 0

      "It's evening"? Huh? What do you mean?

    5. Re:"It's just metadata" by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I thought so too, until recently, when their apparently inability to report many fairly significant events of social unrest has been very obvious.

      There have been anti-government protests with tens of thousands of people marching against the current regime, relegated to 2 minute slots on the local news shot from a low camera angle to conceal the fact that there were 50,000 marchers (by the estimates of the police observing).

      Coverage on the destructive privatization of our National Health Service is notable by it's absence.

      Even if they are not wholeheartedly supporting the Tories, they would appear to be under their thumb.

    6. Re:"It's just metadata" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm delighted to see that others have noticed the low camera angle trick.

      Unpopular protest? Film their ankles!

      State approved activity? Film panning shots from a helicopter!

    7. Re:"It's just metadata" by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      I FOIA-ed the police to get the footage from their surveillance chopper. They fobbed me off for months and then palmed me off with some shitty lowres footage from CCTV cameras.

  10. Check the fine print by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any exemptions? Odds are they exempted themselves because...you know...they're above all that.

  11. Poodles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess the Brits are going with their own version of the "Patriot Act" now?

  12. emergency, the worldcup end is near by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rush in unpopular laws while everybody is watching footy

  13. Mesa propose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In response to this direct threat to the UK, mesa propose that the Senate give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Minister David Cameron!

    CAPTCHA: "controls"

  14. Sad... by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    70yrs ago, England stood alone in Europe against the shackles of tyranny. A few years later, and millions lives lost, England prevailed. Little did they know at the time that less than a century later the same arguments made by the Nazis regarding an imaginary immigrant threat and terrorist would be used again by their own government. The government will save them from criminals, but who will save them from their own government?

    1. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government will save them from criminals, but who will save them from their own government?

      The terrorist and the paedophiles. The enemies of your enemy may not be your friends, but they are the closet thing you have to an ally.

      Become seditionist; support the paedophiles and terrorists. Only then the corrupted will lose their powers and render unable manipulate you into accepting fascism. It's the only way out.

    2. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This peadphile, didn't he turn out to be on the PM's staff? I don't remember all the details....

    3. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to mod you up so much.

    4. Re:Sad... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Because great men like Winston S. Churchill are now long dead.

    5. Re:Sad... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      A few years later, and millions lives lost, England prevailed.

      I am assuming you mean "millions of German, Russian, Chinese and Japanese lives lost here", since the UK lost fewer than half a million?

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      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    6. Re:Sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      70yrs ago, England stood alone in Europe against the shackles of tyranny.

      That's sells a lot of other Europeans short, as well as the rest of the UK. England's not an island, and they didn't stand alone.

    7. Re:Sad... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      From the fall of France to the attack on the Soviet Union, about a year, the UK was the only European country at war with Germany for any length of time (Yugoslavia and Greece weren't fighting the Germans long). The UK was also at war with Italy, although Italy was at war with Greece for some of this period. In this time, the UK received support from Commonwealth countries, and increasing support from the US (including support that was illegal for the US, as a neutral, to provide).

      I'm counting that as "stood alone in Europe against the shackles of tyranny", myself, although the OP did short the Scots and Irish (although Eire was neutral throughout the war, a lot of Irish enlisted in the British armed forces). While there were a lot of individuals from other countries helping (the RAF had a lot of Polish pilots during the Battle of Britain), that isn't the same as an actual country.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  15. Best Buddies! by Jahoda · · Score: 0

    What disturbs me is the apparently lockstep between the UK and the US in the subversion of democracy and installation of fascist totalitarianism. I'm not even a so-called conspiracy nut, this should just be obvious to anyone following the news. Why is this not being talked about?

    1. Re:Best Buddies! by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yesterday Glenn Greenwald published a new story about five innocent Muslim Americans who were targeted by the NSA for collections, one of whom was surveiled without a warrant. These people were lawyers; one was a Republican candidate for state legislature and a former official in Bush's Department of Homeland Security. We were told the NSA was only spying on foreigners, and here they are caught in yet another bald-faced lie. To me, this is a huge story. Puts names and faces on the people illegally and unconstitutionally spied on by the government.

      Let's see, front page of CNN.com? Nope. Foxnews.com? Nope. If you search you can find like a blog post mentioning it. Same thing happened last year when the Snowden leaks first came out. They either ignored it or ran "Hero or Traitor? You decide!" fluff pieces or showed pictures of his stripper girlfriend and completely ignored the whole "hey, isn't this creepy as fuck and blatantly unconstitutional and yet is supported by all three branches of government and the bulk of both parties?" thing.

      I was never the kind of person who thought the media was necessarily a mouthpiece for the state. I thought they were just shitty at their jobs and it was easier to report horserace politics and debates on "controversial issues" than real journalism. But this kind of shit...fuck man. There's really no other conclusion you can draw. The media intentionally downplays the abuses of the fascist surveillance state. And it must be intentional, because this shit is real news about which they could have their fake talking head debates and get ratings. It's right there...easy stuff. And nothing. There is only one conclusion to draw from that.

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    2. Re:Best Buddies! by mpe · · Score: 1

      What disturbs me is the apparently lockstep between the UK and the US in the subversion of democracy and installation of fascist totalitarianism.

      What I find interesting is that neither UKIP or The BNP have much to say about UK/US relationship. Even though both claim to be "nationalist". Whilst UKIP has plenty to say about "Europe" their silence is deafening with respect to how the UK government interacts with most of the world.

    3. Re:Best Buddies! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      UKIP/BNP (I don't see much reason to differentiate the neo-Nazis) are probably very uncomfortable with Obama. Him being a nigger and a Muslim and all.

      (Just taking the polish off their words to expose the turds of their ideas.)

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  16. Legislate in haste, repent in leisure by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    Rewording a statute so that the recently disavowed laws are changed cosmetically 'just enough' to make it through a summer session will politics as usual. This is nothing other than kicking the can down the road and making work for the legal-industruial complex. We DO want the security services to go after the bad guys but could can we all at least keep our dignity when doing so?

    'We need unlimited emergency powers all the time because of a special existential threat that we're not going to tell you about' is not acceptable as an explanation.

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    ---- The above post was generated by the Turing Institute. Maybe.
  17. What's the "emergency"? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    FTA:

    "I'll be explaining today why emergency legislation is needed to maintain powers to help keep us safe from those who would harm UK citizens."

    — David Cameron

    No need to explain, David. We all know this is just another excuse for more power-hoarding privacy invasion, and that "those who would harm UK citizens" are in fact you and your masters. Kindly stop pretending and man up. The only "emergency" here is the fear fantasy you're manufacturing and trying to get UK citizens to swallow.

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  18. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, and anything to do with Northern Ireland.

  19. Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Obama would gladly send copies of the expanded Patriot Act and NDAA for the UK to use a reference.

    He's transparent like that.

  20. Relevant Quote by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    "In order to ensure our security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society which I assure you will last for ten thousand years."

    -- Emperor Palpatine

    1. Re:Relevant Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These aren't the laws we're looking for.

  21. Talking of FUD by kevlar_rat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Similarly there's a lot of FUD about RIPA's password clause by people who haven't read the law which explicitly states that police have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that someone has a key before they can be prosecuted for not handing it over

    Except it doesn't.
    The actual quote from the law is:

    For the purposes of this section a person shall be taken to have shown that he was not in possession of a key to protected information at a particular time if— (a)sufficient evidence of that fact is adduced to raise an issue with respect to it; and (b)the contrary is not proved beyond a reasonable doubt.

    IOW the defence has to show "sufficient evidence ... to raise an issue", and then and only then does the prosecution have to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt'. So this is a completely new standard of proof introduced into the British criminal system after 1000 years of using only the 'proof beyond a reasonable doubt' test. How do you show 'sufficient evidence' that you have forgotten a password? Nobody knows.
    AFAIK (and IANAL) no judge has yet accepted the defence has shown 'sufficient evidence'. How do you show a negative - that you don't know something? Maybe judges think (correctly) that it's impossible to 'raise an issue', so the prosecution never has to prove anything apart from that you didn't hand over a password.
    This is what's known as the 'reverse burden of proof' introduced in RIPA. You don't have to prove 'beyond a reasonable doubt' you forgot the password, but you do have to show 'sufficient evidence', or - if you don't hand over a password - you're automatically guilty.
    What's more the Home Office code of practice says that even if you have 'sufficient evidence' - it might not even be allowed in court 'if the person fails to raise some doubt as to whether he still had the key when the notice was given'.

    it's never happened, everyone prosecuted to date has been like the plonker in yesterday's news story who incriminated themselves for the simple reason they were actually dickheads.

    Perhaps you're assuming no judge would be that corrupt,so here's a case of someone who quite plausibly forgot his password being imprisoned:

    A TEEN who refused to give police officers an encryption password for his computer has been jailed for four months. Evidence showed that the defendant admitted in police interviews that he had set an encrypted password of between 40 and 50 characters containing both letters and numbers using an encryption software programme and that he had had originally relied on his memory to recall it but could not recall it when he was served with the notice.
    The jury heard both the prosecution and defence case and accepted the prosecution case that the defendant must have kept a record of this very complex password, rather than relying on memory, and that he had deliberately failed to disclose it to the police. They returned a guilty verdict after 15 minutes deliberation.

    Incidentally, if you do get ordered to hand over a password - even to sometimes else's data you happen to have - you're not allowed to tell anyone, presumably not even to ask for the password.

    1. Re:Talking of FUD by Xest · · Score: 2

      "and then and only then does the prosecution"

      Where exactly does the law state that? There's no "then and only then" or similar even written there, this is an assumption you've made up to try and align your incorrect understanding of RIPA with what's actually written. The rest of your rant is therefore irrelevant because it's based on a mis-reading of the law, and insertion of a clause that just is not there. You're effectively parroting the Daily Mail esque FUD that The Register has spouted over the years, and ultimately that's the problem with reading The Register, it'll let you be about as informed as someone who gets all their news from Fox.

      This is the same publication after all that was claiming the Eurofighter had no air to ground capability whilst it was actually blowing up tanks in Libya. Yes. Really.

      Now read the news Statesman article you linked to,where you claim someone quite plausibly forgot his password, I quote:

      "Evidence showed that the defendant admitted in police interviews that he had set an encrypted password of between 40 and 50 characters containing both letters and numbers using an encryption software programme and that he had had originally relied on his memory to recall it but could not recall it when he was served with the notice.

      The jury heard both the prosecution and defence case and accepted the prosecution case that the defendant must have kept a record of this very complex password, rather than relying on memory"

      So again we're talking about someone stupid enough to incriminate himself, he admitted he had set the password, he admitted he knew the length and consistency but could not even begin to take a stab at what it was. Hence, the jury found his story to simply not be plausible. You have to keep in mind that in such trials a combination of things are taken into account that are not ever recorded in reports on it - if someone keeps changing their story this may not be mentioned but it's enough for the jury to take into account to reach a beyond reasonable doubt conclusion.

      Worse, even the CPS themselves highlight that your earlier interpretation of the law is wrong:

      "As the defendant claimed to have forgotten a password that he had previously memorised, it was for the prosecution to rebut this and to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that this was not the reason for the defendant failing to disclose it."

      Note that they themselves accept that it's upto the prosecution to prove beyond reasonable doubt that he hadn't simply forgotten it. Something they must hence have achieved to obtain the conviction.

      This is a far cry from simply saying "I've no idea what it is I never set it", or simply "I forgot it". As I said, no such case to date has ever happened - all convictions have been based on the stupidity of self incrimination and why? Because guess what, a lot of criminals crack under cross-examination and that's one of the key methods juries and judges use in determining cases.

      So to jump to the conclusion he genuinely forgot it and is a victim of injustice is complete nonsense. You claim the judge must have been corrupt, okay, sure, so why didn't he appeal to get another judge? It's not like this is the US where he wouldn't have been able to afford representation, he'd have got full legal aid in 2009.

    2. Re:Talking of FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whilst I agree that the law has no "then and only then" wording per se, I understand the GP's reasoning, and must point out that his or her interpretation is, in effect, correct. The presumption of innocence or guilt has, in the RIPA act at least, shifted from the ancient and profoundly important rock of "innocent until proven guilty" on which British law has been firmly seated for the last couple of hundred years, to one of "guilty until proven possibly innocent". The difference is huge, and the only even slightly-redeeming feature the presence of that "possibly".

      The section of the law that the GP quotes gives two conditions that must BOTH be satisfied before a defendant is deemed to NOT be in possession of the key. If either fails, it is not necesssary to even look at the validity of the other; the defendant is deemed to be in possession of the key. So, and in particular, if a defendant fails to "adduce sufficient evidence" as to introduce a reasonable doubt, there is absolutely no requirement for the prosecution to show that the defendant actually had the key. And in that sense, "until and unless" the defendant successfully introduces an acceptable level of doubt, there is no requirement whatsoever for the prosecution to even begin to address whether or not the defendant did indeed have the key; the court will presume that (s)he had it.

      In practice, clearly, a prosecution may (indeed, almost certainly will) not know whether or not the court feels that the defendant has successfully adduced the necessary evidence, so is highly unlikely to fail to address the issue. And also, whilst personal experience doesn't give me great faith in the ability of the British legal system to arrive at a correct verdict, it equally suggests that most higher courts will err strongly on the side of caution before fully tearing up the presumption of the defendant's innocence, and will set the bar for establishing doubt pretty low. But it is beyond reasonable dispute that the burden of proof is now techincally on the defendant to establish a reasonable level of doubt.

    3. Re:Talking of FUD by kevlar_rat · · Score: 1

      Where exactly does the law state that? There's no "then and only then"

      It was the law I quoted immediately above it. I even bolded the relevant part.

      For the purposes of this section a person shall be taken to have shown that he was not in possession of a key [ie he forgot it] to protected information at a particular time if—
      (a)sufficient evidence of that fact is adduced to raise an issue with respect to it; *AND*
      (b)the contrary is not proved beyond a reasonable doubt.

      (my emphasis) Note the word 'AND'.
      Hopefully most people understand that X = a AND b means you need to test b if and only if a is true.

      even the CPS themselves highlight that your earlier interpretation

      This is a press release from the CPS - not an argument made in court. We don't know what was said in court. We do know, for certain, what the law says and it's quite clear. The prosecution do NOT need to prove 'beyond reasonable doubt' that someone remembers their password, as you claimed they do, except in exceptional circumstances.

      someone stupid enough to incriminate himself

      The information we have is that he behaved consistently with someone who was being as helpful as possible to the police, but had forgotten his password.
      Note that there is little special status in England for 'self-incriminating' evidence, unlike America. If you refuse to answer the police questions on the grounds that they are 'self-incriminating' the prosecution can and will use this in court.

      , he admitted he had set the password,

      So are you saying he should have lied to the police? Will any encryption software will let you encrypt data /without/ setting a password?

      To recap, you said :

      Similarly there's a lot of FUD about RIPA's password clause by people who haven't read the law which explicitly states that police have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that someone has a key before they can be prosecuted for not handing it over

      (my emphasis) I quoted the exact law, which 'explicitly states' the precise opposite of what you claimed - implying that you yourself 'haven't read the law'.
      You also said, about people being imprisoned for apparently forgetting their password:

      it's never happened

      I gave a example of precisely that happening.

      This is a far cry from simply saying ... "I forgot it". As I said, no such case to date has ever happened -

      from the press release:

      the defendant [said he] could not recall it ... As the defendant claimed to have forgotten a password ...

      So this is exactly what happened.
      Some people, if they were caught out so badly wrong about so many things they were so dogmatic about, might think "when you're in a hole - stop digging".
      But I'm glad you don't because it gives me an opportunity to repeat this point about which there certainly is 'a lot of FUD':

      Basically, based on the few contested cases that have come up so far, if the police demand a password to some file you encrypted, only 2 things can happen:
      a) you give them the password
      or
      b) you go to prison.
      Except in special circumstances, saying 'I forgot my password' is NOT a valid defence.
      The claim that the prosecution always have to prove 'beyond reasonable doubt' that you remember it is clearly false. It's up to the victim to show 'sufficient evidence' they have forgotten it, something that has never happened, and may be impossible in practice.
      The following are also not defences:

      • 'I didn't set a password' (an obvious lie)
      • 'My answers would be self-incriminating' (this isn't America)

      This

    4. Re:Talking of FUD by Xest · · Score: 1

      You're still making stuff up, i.e.:

      "This is a press release from the CPS - not an argument made in court. We don't know what was said in court. We do know, for certain, what the law says and it's quite clear. The prosecution do NOT need to prove 'beyond reasonable doubt' that someone remembers their password, as you claimed they do, except in exceptional circumstances."

      Where are these exceptional circumstances? Where is the requirement for this? In the very case we're talking about the defendant, the judge, and the CPS all agree that "I forgot it" was enough for the CPS to have to then prove against that beyond all reasonable doubt. You're literally pretending there is some high standard of evidence required to satisfy that first point which is patently false, the law, expressed in plain English is saying:

      "It is assumed a person does not have the key if:
      a) There is reason to believe this is so, i.e. they claim they have forgotten it and
      b) It is not proved otherwise beyond reasonable doubt"

      You seem to have this idea that "sufficient evidence" is some really high standard, which is complete and utter nonsense. If there was a high standard of evidence required from the accused for their particular case it would state that they have to prove their point beyond reasonable doubt, but it doesn't say that, it says the prosecution has to.

      I don't really know why you find this so hard to understand, especially when you've even linked a case which demonstrates exactly this point.

      "The information we have is that he behaved consistently with someone who was being as helpful as possible to the police, but had forgotten his password."

      Again, no we don't. That's your spin on it, nowhere do we have any evidence of this whatsoever. All we have is an outline of a case, the CPS explanation of what they had to do (prove he had it beyond all reasonable doubt) and the verdict, which determined that the prosecution had proved beyond all reasonable doubt that he had the key.

      You can make things up all you want but those are the only actual facts of the case.

      "So are you saying he should have lied to the police? Will any encryption software will let you encrypt data /without/ setting a password?"

      Yes, absolutely if he wanted to get away with it. That's exactly what I'm saying. It doesn't matter that a password was required, he could've used any excuse under the sun such as my wifi was hacked, or other people have access to the machine and I've no idea what that file even is and so forth to create reasonable doubt. That's how pathetic this law is and that's why there have only been a handful of prosecutions, why each prosecution has only been succesful because of idiotic self-incrimination, and why many other attempted prosecutions under this section of RIPA have been outright dropped. The CPS only pursue it if the evidence is solid enough, if someone creates reasonable doubt by denying all knowledge they know full well they can't prove their case beyond reasonable doubt short of some other unlikely evidence (such as perhaps warrant backed covertly obtained video evidence of the person unlocking the file during the period they claim to deny knowing the password).

      "I gave a example of precisely that happening."

      No you didn't. You gave an example of someone claiming they forgot it, an argument which the jury found not plausible based on the evidence. That's not the same thing.

      "Basically, based on the few contested cases that have come up so far, if the police demand a password to some file you encrypted, only 2 things can happen:"

      Not at all because there have been numerous cases where charges have been dropped or the CPS have refused to prosecute because they do not feel the evidence produced by the police is sufficient. Again, you're either lying or extremely ignorant about the issue.

      What you actually mean is that in the very small handful of cases where the CPS have actually decided to pursue the case because they feel the

  22. Step 1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1) Enact "Emergency" law
    Step 2) Declare an "Emergency" (anything will do, declare an epidemic of ingrown toenails)
    Step 3) Don't ever resolve the emergency

    Voila! You now have a law on the books that doesn't have public support but applies anyway. Bonuses, pats on backs, job well done, etc.

  23. Patriot Act, UK by dasgoober · · Score: 1

    ... or sounds a whole hell of a lot like it...

  24. What Happened to Laws that Make Sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like this law; If you are part of a terrorist cell and are communicating with terrorist cells or other members of a terrorist cell expect to be brought down. Your privacy will be invaded. You will no longer be able to hide behind privacy laws of law abiding citizens ever.

  25. Best Buddies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think "conspiracy nut" holds the same meaning as it once did. It kind of died out after virtually every conspiracy was proven save for alien visitations/abductions and mind control. Black helicopters, check. Mass surveillance, check. Government propaganda, check. Government abductions, check. Torture, check. Blacksites, check. Assassinations, check. I could go on for a while but you get the idea.

  26. "Emergency" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its that anything like the "terrorist" legislation here in the US that is used for pretty much everything except terrorism?

  27. My letter to my MP by Cederic · · Score: 1

    I wrote a letter to my MP. In it I expressly told him that I fear the government more than terrorists, that I don't trust the police (and quoted specific examples why) and drew direct parallels between this legislation and the activities of the Stasi.

    He'll fucking ignore it, because he's an arrogant cunt that couldn't give a shit about his constituents, staunchly supports European integration ahead of the interests of the UK and until recently was in thrall to his corporate paymasters. Yes Kenneth Clarke, I mean you, you ugly fuckface.

    1. Re:My letter to my MP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kenneth Clarke.

      The fascist fuck who helped made drawings illegal.

  28. "EU law not a UK law" by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    EU law IS UK law by virtue of the UK being in the EU.

    Not defending this Bill but currently ISPs aren't obliged to do what the Home Secretary tells them.

  29. Not illegal, just not legally required by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    Apparently the "emergency" is that what they were doing was illegal

    No. This is about ISPs retaining data, not the Govt. The reason they want it now is that ISPs are threatening to delete the data -- which would be a year's data plus however long it takes to pass this bill.

    Not that it should be passed.

  30. Direct democracy works with any population by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

    Works fine in Switzerland where they speak different languages. Compared to eg US democracy, it works brilliantly.

    PS, much of the democracy is devolved.