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Chimpanzee Intelligence Largely Determined By Genetics

As reported by National Geographic, intelligence in chimpanzees appears to be strongly heritable, according to research led by William Hopkins, a primatologist at the Yerkes National Primate Research Center in Atlanta, Georgia, who examined both genetic and environmental factors for a group of related chimpanzees with varying measured intelligence: To find out how much of that variability is due to genetics, Hopkins and his team assessed the cognitive abilities of 99 captive chimpanzees. They used a battery of 13 tests measuring various manifestations of intelligence, such as how the animals dealt with the physical world, reacted to sound, and used tools. The group of chimps tested had an expansive family tree, ranging from full siblings to fourth and fifth cousins. This allowed the researchers to calculate how well scores on cognitive traits aligned with genetic relatedness. Two categories of tasks were significantly heritable: those related to spatial cognition, such as learning physical locations, and those that required social cognition, such as grabbing a person's attention. Some chimps are quite clever, making kissing sounds or clapping their hands to draw an experimenter's attention, Hopkins said. "This one is a real measure of intelligence and innovative behavior."

157 comments

  1. This Chimanzee video amazed me... by bogaboga · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...Anyone agree? Have a look...
    Here...

    1. Re:This Chimanzee video amazed me... by Charliemopps · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You'll have to do some diging, because I don't remember where I saw it... but they now understand why they are so good at that kind of task. It has to do with "working memory" and some other kind of memory that we're good at. I forget which, but having working memory that good would actually hinder us. The chimps have their plan DONE in their mind when they start pressing buttons. They do not need to be able to see the numbers anymore, because they no longer matter. The chimp saw the numbers, decided a course of action and executed. Humans on the other hand decide what to do for each key press. We make a new judgement call and continue. This is what makes us so creative. If something were to happen to the numbers, like they get rearranged we'd still be about as good. It's just as much work for us to deal with the new state as the old. The chimps on the other hand would have to stat over. This is, at least how I remember it. I'd research if you're really interested.

    2. Re:This Chimanzee video amazed me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People have been known to do it as well.

      Some after a good bit of training the visual memory. Others have good visual memory already.

    3. Re:This Chimanzee video amazed me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This work has been disputed. It turns out human memory is just as good, with practice.

      https://psue25.wordpress.com/2012/02/

  2. but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    are you telling the stuff the jew professors at college told me about german engineers and black welfare moms being equal was a lie? why would they do such a thing?

    1. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course not, this experiment is just proof that social conditioning affects chimpanzee too.

    2. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Suiggy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny how it's social justice warrior types such as yourself that exude the most hatred and malcontent for others. Quite the paradox.

    3. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why was the truncheon in lieu of conversation of the downmod applied to him? Hiding something?? Looks that way to me.

    4. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, that's it: Project your own weaknesses and inadequacies (needing others, you can't stand up alone on your own 2 obviously weak feet minus "support" and we know what kind too).

    5. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      That's so true.

      Like my post on Facebook if you approve.

    6. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you telling the stuff the jew professors at college told me about german engineers and black welfare moms being equal was a lie? why would they do such a thing?

      Yes, it's true. Also, they really really hate the superior intelligence of the hairless monkeys--especially the white ones.

    7. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      All humans have autism, some just try harder to cover it up than others.

    8. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know... It simply might have been a sarcastic or cynical joke hinting to all the "you can achieve anything if you just believe in yourself and work hard enough"-bullshit that's taught to children by a certain subset of our society.

      It's hard to tell in some cases w/o knowing the author's intention.

    9. Re:but i thought we are all equal? by jimmydevice · · Score: 1

      The funniest joke in history is hiding here, But I can't see it because of the N2O.

  3. Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ...we're lead to believe with enough money for education everyone can be intelligent!
     

    1. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Suiggy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mass education isn't about making the masses of goyim more equal or intelligent. It's about breaking them away from the authority of their parents, selling them the opiate of "equality" and making them serve the will and authority of the modern state. It helps to increase tax revenues, thus enriching the elite. Nothing more or less.

      Now serve your masters, goy.

    2. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by TheMeuge · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'll feed this troll.

      ...we're lead to believe with enough money for education everyone can be intelligent!

      Appropriate general education ensures that we all have a chance to get to a certain level. Surely some people are more intelligent than others at baseline, but like most characteristics it needs to be exercised and developed... in the absence of education, it's easy to waste what you were born with, and that's what general education tries to prevent - the waste of intelligence. The other important role of education is to ensure that no matter what your level of education, you receive instruction sufficient to let you integrate into society.

    3. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we're led to believe with enough money for education everyone can be intelligent!

      FTFY

    4. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some chimps are quite clever, making kissing sounds or clapping their hands to draw an experimenter's attention, Hopkins said. "This one is a real measure of intelligence and innovative behavior."

      Enough ADD medicines for all and the intelligent class bullies and disturbance seekers can be made more stupid and less innovative. So more money for the drug industry!

    5. Re: Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he didn't, he clearly meant lead.. Education is only important because the 1% wants us as slaves, we are all completely perfect without any help or instruction.

    6. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      I'll feed this troll.

      ...we're lead to believe with enough money for education everyone can be intelligent!

      Appropriate general education ensures that we all have a chance to get to a certain level. Surely some people are more intelligent than others at baseline, but like most characteristics it needs to be exercised and developed... in the absence of education, it's easy to waste what you were born with, and that's what general education tries to prevent - the waste of intelligence. The other important role of education is to ensure that no matter what your level of education, you receive instruction sufficient to let you integrate into society.

      Thought experiment: if we had perfect education, whatever that might be, then the only differences in the per-person outcome would be due to individual aptitude.

      Think there wouldn't be differences?

    7. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why are you anti-education? have you been to places with low levels of education? places where many of the people can't do basic math or read the headlines. having a certain minumum level of expected education that everyone at least gets to touch on is a major boom for society.

    8. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's about breaking them away from the authority of their parents

      There's nothing wrong with this part alone. You really shouldn't mindlessly obey any authority figure.

    9. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Who claimed that?

      With enough money to get you into the right schools you can get the best jobs, but that has little if anything to do with intelligence. Or education for that matter.

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    10. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by Kythe · · Score: 1

      You might also need to eliminate caste effects--as far as we know, a uniquely human thing that may affect the expression of base intelligence.

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      Kythe
    11. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      It's about breaking them away from the authority of their parents, selling them the opiate of "equality" and making them serve the will and authority of the modern state.

      Totally. Because that's way more effective than keeping them ignorant, beating them over the head with a bible, and making them work in the fields and factories until they drop while being supervised and subjugated by an elite class chosen from the "nobility".

      Oh, wait ...

    12. Re:Meanwhile In Humans... by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      Of course there would be. That's not the point, and not at all what I was talking about. General education ensures that a person at level 1 with aptitude for level 5 under perfect conditions, can get as close as possible to level 5. Or are you having trouble reading?

  4. The study you won't see on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    1. Re:The study you won't see on Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly there are genetic differences, denying that would be foolish, but we don't exactly know how those differences actually affect mental and social capabilities of the people. Perhaps one day there will be studies and statistics that can exclude other factors and link genetics to these human properties, but at the moment it's jumping to conclusions.
      Another thing is that most of us acknowledge that nobody can actively choose the genes you're born with and, ethical questions aside, that we lack the knowledge and proper technology to alter the genetic code of a living human in order to change his characteristics. Therefore we can't really blame a person for the way they were born. This is probably one of the major reasons for equality in human rights. In our human society gender, 'race' and the nationality people are born into should not matter when it comes to dignity.

  5. Over simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The heritability of a human's intelligence is as high as 77.1% in identical twin studies.

    But of course, genes are just the hand you were delt. What you do with that hand is up to your parents, environment and later you.

    Just flat out saying it's 50% is just an oversimplification and I'm sure it's the same with the chimps.

    1. Re:Over simplification by John.Banister · · Score: 2

      I still can't help but wonder what would happen if the Chinese government said something like "If both parents are in the top 10% for IQ, they can have all the kids they want." How much more would the per-capita GDP change after 5 generations?

    2. Re:Over simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the revolution came, they killed the intellectuals. Intellectuals make poor workers.

    3. Re:Over simplification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 100 years, I'm pretty sure other factors would have vastly subsumed your possible intelligence change.

    4. Re:Over simplification by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, that would be balanced out by Murica ala Idiocracy.

  6. In Other News by sycodon · · Score: 5, Funny

    A chimpanzee named Fred was eaten by a tiger after recklessly clapping his hands and making kissing sounds, attracting the tiger's attention.

    Other members of the troop were unanimous in describing Fred as "not the sharpest stick in the jungle".

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    1. Re:In Other News by Lotana · · Score: 2

      But the following day, a bunch of pink, hairless apes wiped out the rest of the troop, because they were bored and chimps looked ugly to them.

      However, Bob was spared because he kept clapping his hands and making kissing sounds, which the murderous homo sapiens found cute and adorable.

  7. The hightest correlation... by duckintheface · · Score: 0

    ... is to the A112 virus. But you knew that.

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  8. Some chimps are quite clever by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

    They demonstrated a novel argument for why there are no hidden variables and that the statistical descriptions of quantum mechanics reflect reality accurately.

  9. Simple tests have simple explanations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Psychology, still reeling from its failure in the once fashionable fields phrenology and eugenics, has returned with a handful of tests which can be weighted in way the scientist pleases to determine how much intelligence is heritable.

    And today it's "about half".

    (Related chimps have insignificant environmental similarities too, of course. But that's by the bye.)

    It really is a dismal discipline.

    1. Re:Simple tests have simple explanations. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Eugenics is a field of psychology, really?

      Scientologist troll alert.

    2. Re:Simple tests have simple explanations. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eugenics is a field of psychology, really?

      How would you categorise it? Eugenics was traditionally an application of psychometrics, both products of Dalton. Now people try to skip the performance measurement and go straight to the genome, occasionally finding tenuous links between "positive"/"negative" traits and genotype. But before the '50s, there was barely any understanding of DNA - worthiness tests were mostly psychometric, with a bit of phrenology thrown in.

      The Nazi version of eugenics which everyone remembers was atypically crude - "How many generations of ancestors were citizens of countries we like?" "Have they or their recent ancestors ever said they're Jewish?" - and did not represent the field in early C20.

      Perhaps you misread my post as saying that psychology is eugenics? It may have more than its fair share of woo-woo, but psychology done right is beautifully insightful.

    3. Re:Simple tests have simple explanations. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Eugenics doesn't only concern itself with psychological traits, but also with physical ones. That alone is sufficient to disqualify such categorization.

  10. Humans too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Universities suspected this with humans also and did published research on it; Most of which has quietly been removed because it's not politically correct to show Asians have a 10pt higher IQ on average than white person(me), and 'other numbers'.

    Interestingly enough true genius seems quite random, can have a long history of average parents etc and them produce someone quite gifted.

    1. Re:Humans too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "True genius" while appear to be random, is couple standard deviations from average. Higher the average, more likely is the genius.

    2. Re:Humans too by steak · · Score: 1

      are you talking about that movie where iceman uses a satellite with frickin lasers to fill some dude's house with popcorn?

    3. Re:Humans too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IQ tests show one thing: how good someone is at taking IQ tests.

      We can't even quantify the performance of a computer with one number -- what makes you think we can do it with a mind?

    4. Re:Humans too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I usually quantify my computer into a a single number - "it runs like number two"

  11. Exciting Times by sdack · · Score: 1

    I am looking forward to Hollywood's announcement of a breeding program for intelligent chimps in order to cut costs on future productions of Planet of the Apes.

    By the way, the study seems to indicate that trees are only as intelligent as their genes allow it to be, but specialised breeding could lead to intelligent plants. But for now, crossing a human with a flower may not result in a talking flower, though it still could be a pretty looking flower.

    1. Re:Exciting Times by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      crossing a human with a flower may not result in a talking flower

      Probably a screaming flower writhing in anguish if sci-fi authors are sufficiently prescient.

    2. Re:Exciting Times by ultranova · · Score: 1

      But for now, crossing a human with a flower may not result in a talking flower, though it still could be a pretty looking flower.

      For some reason, this very scenario is present in two games of the Sims series.

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  12. See the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I really supposed to believe it's just coincidence that this story has been showing up everywhere for the past week? It definitely couldn't just be PR for the new Planet of the Apes movie opening this weekend.

  13. Just say no by cold+fjord · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually they succeeded. You can see the results in Detroit, among other places.

    2. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's remarkable! You seem to be a product of selective breeding yourself: man-ass-pig. Half man, half ass, half pig. Although I might have the proportions wrong, you seem like a total ass while being only half a man and a pig.

    3. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever been to Detroit? Have you ever seen some of the people there? Have you actually ever interacted with them in any meaningful way?

      I suspect that you haven't. The views you hold now, which I'm sure have been developed in a sterile and academic setting, would change very quickly were you ever exposed to the real world that's out there.

    4. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the real world, apes and humans haven't been cross-bred. Bad behavior by humans doesn't justify race baiting. Besides that, it isn't a problem of color, but of values and culture. If you don't get that right pretty much anything you say is meaningless and useless.

    5. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you drg colour and race into a discussion that is not about either?

    6. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you just didn't understand the implications of the discussion. Who do you think he was referring to in Detroit as being the result of breeding with apes? Any guesses?

    7. Re:Just say no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      everyone in Detroit is the same race?

      I'm not sure who the bigot is here, it may very well be you

  14. Largely Determined By Genetics... by leomrtns · · Score: 1

    ... although factors like scholarity and religious affiliation also play a role

  15. And in politically correct news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Human intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with genetics and everyone is equal.

  16. haha! by slashdice · · Score: 1

    HAHA
    - Nelson Muntz and Eric Raymond

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  17. Don't use the M-word! by nospam007 · · Score: 1

    "why-I'll-be-a-smart-monkey's-uncle dept."

    Ooooook!

  18. Furthermore: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Human intelligence may also be significantly determined by genetics...

    ** WOO WOO WOOO **

    Sorry people, the person who posted the above sentence has been arrested for politically incorrect statements. Pointing out statistics and scientific studies is racist. He won't ever be bothering you again.

  19. Next question by thieh · · Score: 1

    I am sure "Is it gender linked/dominated/driven?" would be asked next

  20. "We have one that can SEE..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Regarding your post (ever seen the film "They LIVE" with Rowdy Roddy Piper? You have a valid point. I am merely seconding it, by analogy to film is all).

    1. Re:"We have one that can SEE..." by callmetheraven · · Score: 1

      I have one here that can see

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    2. Re:"We have one that can SEE..." by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 0

      Even wrestlers can occasionally make good movies. Bizarre, but true.

  21. Ok, your bullcrap aside? The truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's to assure the current status quo has enough "wage slaves" that can function at AT LEAST the lowest common denominator level so those on top can STAY on top &, to create tax paying wage slaves being given false hope "you too can be on top of the 'mountain of gold' in the USA" which is, of course, complete bullshit. The "infamous they" 1% keep things just as they are, and control what is taught educationally as well (history you learn is about the victors and their leaders, not the REAL history, for instance). Get real.

  22. Intelligence isn't always advantageous by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The corollary here is that intelligence isn't always an advantage. Or else all chimps would have evolved human class intelligence. The question I'd like answered is, what natural advantages does innate stupidity confer upon a creature that enables it to spread its just as efficiently or even bettera than an intelligent creature. Maybe the neurons required to be good at puzzle solving and the like are subtracted from the total needed for street or jungle "smarts".

    1. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by duckintheface · · Score: 4, Informative

      The usual explanation is that large, active brains use lots of energy, which in some environments is better spent gathering bananas.

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    2. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... the smart ones think there are rules, processes, to be followed when courting a mate. The dumb ones just stick their dicks in anything that will allow them to (or let anyone with a dick stick it in them, gender allowing). I'd say the dumb ones are going to reproduce a lot more than the smart ones.

    3. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by sinij · · Score: 1

      Yes, gathering bananas and chasing tail. Intelligence does not increase your reproductive fitness past some baseline number, as a result we see regression to the mean. Why mean? Because it used to be optimal. It still might be optimal, because you don't see driven, successful people out-reproducing average bears.

    4. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, in some instances, aggression and dominance are better for gene propagation. (see humans)

    5. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by turp182 · · Score: 1

      It has to do with the survival pressures that are being experienced. If they are relatively static over time, rote learning (or instincts) can provide survival.

      Homo Sapiens moved about and had varied survival pressures, to which they adapted. Higher intelligence was one of the adaptations, as was bipedal movement.

      DNA expresses a variety of aspects leading to its own survival, be they sexual, defensive, or offensive in nature. DNA survives, the individuals carrying it do not.

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    6. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, which is why there are so many Republicans. They, obviously, don't use their brains for thinking. They only use it to figure-out ways to gain money and power thus proving themselves morons.

    7. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      Reproduction in intelligent creatures has always been a hack from lower systems. Very few intelligent creatures have as their mind's objective to reproduce as much as possible, and increasing intelligence means it's that much easier to find loopholes in the lower systems, or exert self-control over them. It probably isn't a simple thing to set as the intelligent creature's objective to propagate its genes, with the requisite math (relatives share your genes to some extent), and the proper mate selection criteria, many of which aren't conscious nor obvious (you probably aren't aware of comparing your potential mate's major histocompatibility complex to your own). I suspect a mind sufficiently advanced to understand all this would be hard to hack to a different objective without a big reduction in intelligence.

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    8. Re: Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The male praying mantis, after being decapitated by the female he is trying to mate with, becomes a Fornicating Machine. Turns out his brain is inhibitory.

    9. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The corollary here is that intelligence isn't always an advantage. Or else all chimps would have evolved human class intelligence.

      A palaeontologist interviewed here on Slashdot pointed out that this sort of logic only works for the apex predator, and the apex herbivore. They are constantly in a struggle to be the 'best.' For other species, you can find all kinds of weird evolutions as they find their niche in the world.

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    10. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by alvinrod · · Score: 1

      This assumes that chimps aren't on their way there. However, without understanding how intelligence first arose in humans or what in our genes is responsible for it, there's no good way to determine what it would take chimps to get there other than enough time.

      Also, what makes you think that stupidity has advantages? That humans exist on every continent on Earth and will probably have moved off planet within a thousand years and likely will have a least tried to move out of our solar system in the next ten thousand would suggest that intelligence ultimately confers more of an advantage. Other creatures are limited by their ability to adapt to new environments. Humans move there and adapt their environment to suit them. The only thing that really limits us is our own lack of understanding of the universe, but we've been amassing knowledge and continually peeling away the layers of mystery. The more we add to that pile, the better we're able to adapt our world to suit us.

    11. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...why did you choose the name of a prostate surgical technique as the stem of your handle? A satisfied customer, perhaps, "ask me about my prostate resection and my ability to achieve an erection?"

      Are you still able to achieve an erection after your TURP? I hear the odds aren't great.

    12. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Lotana · · Score: 1

      Intelligence does not increase your reproductive fitness past some baseline number, as a result we see regression to the mean.

      I disagree.

      Intelligence has improved out survival to such a degree, that you don't need to reproduce as much as an average bear to successfully pass on your genes.

      Survival is not just about fucking more. As a matter of fact, having 5 children is counter-productive because they consume so much resources and require so much care. If your one child survives into adulthood, finds a mate and successfully breeds, then your evolutionary duty is done. Any more and you are introducing stress on to the environment to the detriment of your offspring. If you notice driven, successful people tend to not have any issues with passing on their genes.

      Contrast it to your example of a bear: They need to breed more often, because that intelligent, top-of-the-foodchain predator might shoot and skin your offspring before he/she gets a chance to pass the genes further. No matter how successful the bear is, it is just a matter of pure luck whether it will come across a bloodthirsty hairless ape or not.

      Compare the numbers: There are much more humans in the world than bears.

    13. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Lotana · · Score: 1

      The corollary here is that intelligence isn't always an advantage. Or else all chimps would have evolved human class intelligence.

      In my opinion, intelligence is always an advantage and the more the better. It is just that the random changes of natural selection did not favour the chimps. They were lucky enough to get enough intelligence to be fairly high up on the food chain. Evolution is not guided and does not get the best result.

    14. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You missed the important part in GP's claim: "past some baseline number".

      And that may actually well be true. There's one interesting tidbit that came out of anthropological studies: apparently, earliest homo sapiens sapiens had a better developed brain than we do. This implies, at least indirectly, that they were better at core cognitive tasks (such as pattern matching) that seem to be underlying what we think of as "intelligence". In other words, if you took such an early human and put him in a modern world, with proper nutrition, education etc, he'd likely beat most of the kids in the class.

      But then it shrunk. And the reason why is, indeed, that brains are very expensive energy-wise. That's why few other species get it even remotely close to what we have - you basically need to have a very specific set of environmental conditions and random inherited traits to coincide to produce an environment which would cause natural selection for intelligence to that extent in the first place. On the other hand, once it gets a significant starting push, the benefits that it yields long-term are such that it becomes the single most important trait (as you rightly note, there are more humans in the world than bears - indeed, more humans than any other mammals). But there is still an upper cap defined by energy requirements, and apparently we have actually hit that cap thousands of years ago already, and then bounced back slightly.

      Regarding passing on genes, it actually doesn't even require having any children to pass on genes. Another way is to ensure the survival and the passing of genes of your relatives - sure, they don't share 100% of them with you, but if they share 50%, and with your support they can have 5 kids where otherwise they'd have 2 and you'd have 2, you (or rather your genes) are statistically better off.

    15. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you choose to start your sentence with an ellipsis?

    16. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      But there is still an upper cap defined by energy requirements, and apparently we have actually hit that cap thousands of years ago already, and then bounced back slightly.

      Ah, but there's a difference now compared to then. We have the ability, at least in the developed world, to push again past the old cap, which originally existed in a natural environment. Who knows if the modern environment would actually select for higher intelligence in practice to do it, but the possibility is there with modern resources.

    17. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe intelligent people are better at using contraception?

    18. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I cannot see how high intelligence can help say decorative fish survive and spread more than less intelligent but quicker and more aggressive fish. In this case, intelligence is a hurdle due to much higher energy requirements etc or simply does not add nothing useful to the equation. Does bacteria need intelligence to survive ? The quickest spreading individuals win, not the most intelligent.

      And also are you sure that due to your intelligence you can always beat any bacteria, tiger or another animal ? No, in many cases you choose to isolate himself from them in order to survive.

    19. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Oh, sure, Of course, we have essentially redefined what "natural selection" even means (we didn't remove it entirely, as some people claim - but we did prioritize sexual selection over all other forms).

    20. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Morons with power and money, just like the Dems.

      However the real morons are the partisan idiots too stupid to see that either choice = FAIL, posting immature shit like the above to the Internet in support of their chosen party.

    21. Re:Intelligence isn't always advantageous by ahaweb · · Score: 1

      As are their opposites for gene propagation. Or else aggression would hypertrophy, which it doesn't.

  23. So this is how scientists research intelligence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So this is how scientists research intelligence without hurting the feelings of people who believe everyone on the planet is as smart (individually or collectively) as everyone else on the planet. They study chimps. They publish their results. Left unmentioned is whether their conclusions might have parallels for the human race, but the fact that they specifically studied the acknowledged closest-related species says it for them. After all, drugs are developed by testing much further-removed animals like rats, and it's a process that seems to work great.

    If these scientists had tried to study intelligence in humans, well, let's just say they'd have been doing it on their own dime, and their results would have been largely dismissed.

    1. Re:So this is how scientists research intelligence by quenda · · Score: 1

      So this is how scientists research intelligence without hurting the feelings of people

      No. This is how the commoners discuss scientific results. Scientists have published similar results on humans many times before.
      There is a mountain of published data on heritability, and on national, racial, and gender differences.
      We might not be able to talk about it in polite circles, but the science is there.

  24. Can we teach one to play chess? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    [nt]

  25. This just in! by sinij · · Score: 3, Informative

    This just in, intelligence also highly heritable in humans. Only it isn't politically correct to talk about.

    1. Re:This just in! by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's why Einstein's parents and grandparents were world reknowned scientists.

    2. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      you see that chimp over there good sir? yes? good. he's smarter than you, try to learn something from him.

    3. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Currie's family on the other hand...

    4. Re:This just in! by am+2k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      His father was an electrical engineer, but maybe he knew that a single data point is irrelevant in statistics.

    5. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science is a skill.

    6. Re:This just in! by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      Oh okay, you've got a list of exceptionally intelligent people with a long list of increasingly intelligent ancestors handy, yes? We aren't chimpanzees and we have no clear idea what intelligence is in the first place is, so claiming it's a highly hereditary trait is... not terribly intelligent.

    7. Re:This just in! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have no accepted definition of intelligence because reality is politically unacceptable and a way around that is to play with semantics. That's not a problem with the science. Heritability is established at the population level, it's not about famous individuals. Your image that heritability would mean that highly intelligent people must be the product of an increasingly intelligent bloodline is way off. All it means is that there is a non-trivial correlation between a trait from parent to child after correcting for environmental differences.

    8. Re:This just in! by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      "We have no accepted definition of intelligence because reality is politically unacceptable"

      Nope, we have no accepted definition of intelligence because any definition you can come up with can invariably be used to infer that cabbages are intelligent or something similar.

  26. control by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    I assume all the chimps in the experiment were hand reared from birth.

  27. genetics and intelligence was there ever doubt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Humans are the silliest peoples.

    1. Re:genetics and intelligence was there ever doubt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Intelligence is social conditioning. Anybody saying otherwise is a racist. Everybody is the same! ~SJW

  28. Learned Behavior can be Passed On by retroworks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can't remember whether I saw this on /. or another news site, but the cutting edge research on evolution has been called "neo Lamarckism". Intelligence itself can be passed on genetically. A recent "Epigenetic inheritance" study showed that mice who were taught to associate an odor with danger had baby mice who reacted strongly to the same odor. http://www.sciencedaily.com/re... (Science Daily 12/2013). It may be that learning or education "triggers" latent genes. Lamarck may not turn out to be a Tesla, but Darwin is unfinished business.

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  29. Then see this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  30. Next question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When IQ tests were first developed, researchers were surprised that women have the same average as men. However, they have less variability.

  31. *CLAP* * CLAP* Smooches! by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

    Ha! Got your attention!

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  32. Intelligence is not heritable by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

    The capacity to become intelligent is.

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    1. Re:Intelligence is not heritable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof?

      We know that people can learn skills and improve their thinking, but there is a baseline that is genetic from your parents. Proof of this is we know that of genetic inheritance of all sorts of mental characteristics including mental illness, capacity for autism and IQ scores. To think that the design of your thought organ is not important to how well it works is to be ignorant to the basic facts of life.

    2. Re:Intelligence is not heritable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's dictated by genes like anything else. Matter of fact, they've already identified a few one-letter switches, each of which dictate a several-percent IQ improvement. Read this book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_Differences_in_Intelligence_(book) Come back informed.

    3. Re:Intelligence is not heritable by quenda · · Score: 1

      The capacity to become intelligent is.

      Pointless word-play. You could say the same about height or hair-colour.

    4. Re:Intelligence is not heritable by Kythe · · Score: 1

      I'll trade you Wikipedia links!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R...

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  33. Re: Racist science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are just learning that pseudoscience has long been utilized for all sorts of morally reprehensible behavior, you are a bit late to the party.

  34. Re:Racist science by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 0

    Are you basically saying that science is a bad thing because it sometimes gives answers which are objectively valid, but which go against your core set of beliefs?

    The funny thing with beliefs is that when they do not correspond to reality, they always lose in long term, every single time. If you pretend that gravity doesn't exist, it'll "work" right until the point you walk over the next pothole, while those who stick to objective view will just walk around. Science, in that sense, is a "religion" of objectivity, taking the world as it is rather than pretending that it is what you want it do be. That's what distinguishes it from any other belief system - the only belief inherent in it is that the world is objective and can be studied.

  35. Re:Racist science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you saying that if facts tend to show that IQ varies by race, for example, that we should discard science and favor some other theorem that preserves the gentle and fragile sensibilities of the general public?

    We already know that all humans aren't the same. It would be ridiculous to think they are. If that is a "primrose path of racism" then so be it.

  36. op largely wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discussion here: http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=13370#more-13370

  37. Planet of the, um by ignavus · · Score: 1

    So now we could breed up a strain of highly intelligent chimpanzees by selecting new parents from the highest scoring chimps?

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  38. Hereditary=genetics? by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    Hereditary=genetics? What kind of a gross over-simplification is that? "Like in Humans, Genes Drive Half of Chimp Intelligence"? Genes don't drive human intelligence. They determine the upper and lower limits that can be achieved with proper nutrition, care and education and a multitude of other factors. More and more factors are being discovered everyday, each diminishing the role of genetics.
    http://pss.sagepub.com/content...
    http://www.apa.org/monitor/feb...

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    1. Re:Hereditary=genetics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And given the rather steady escalation of the flynn effect it's very clear that we are no where near a plateau. Heritable intellect, of course, how much of a role does it play in the utopian progression? Not so much.

  39. Quote "the high intelligence of Ashkenazi Jews" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must not be so intelligent to let THIS get out then http://science.slashdot.org/co... first of all, and secondly to have bred in digestive issues into their genome as well while they bred for intelligence (big problem for them, big mistake, on the digestive problem) and to have been so transparent to call Israel "the most international city" when they are NOT allowed to ROOK another jew, so it's transparently obvious they had to bring in goyim/gentiles/non-jews to pull THAT on. What's in the link above has gotten them kicked from nation to nation since time immemorial (Egypt, Russia, Poland, France, Spain, Germany - you name it) since they would spot a business that was doing well, passed for generations from father to son (e.g. a blacksmith) and jews would setup a business in the same town, funding it from jews in surrounding towns to drop prices so much that the existing generations long business would cave in, and then the jews would raise THEIR blacksmith's price to usurious levels. This I know from European nations who endured their presence and kicked them out and they are "not all nazis" before any fool tries to play that weak card. They're so transparent, and yes, not smart, simply based on the results noted in being kicked out of every nation they infested like a human virus, burning it out and raping it until nothing was left, then spreading to another nation to do the same. Didn't work out so well in WW2 though, now did it? Nope. What you're not told about the nazis in the history books (since WHO OWNS THE PRESSES AND MEDIA? Jews) is that the Germans fairly told them (since they were onto their tricks, which any idiot could pull in gang up tactics noted above) "you have 6 months to gather your belongings, and leave" and they did not. Huge mistake. So sure, Yes, they breed for "intelligence' (that much I know from knowing jews, as well as those quotes from their own talmud that does them in every time also), but I don't see any in their overall results. You can have all the money/gold in the world, but what profiteth a man to gain the universe, if he lose his soul? To be shunned like they are, for such heinous machinations they pull is not worth it. The very fact they try to get rhinoplasty operations like mad screams they cannot accept themselves for what they are alone as well. Their problem? Greed. They do not understand the mantra of "kill them with kindness" or when to backpeddle (like a Latin fighter, swing-swing-swing until they're burnt out totally along with the nation they're in, giving away their methods/means/modus operandi, and they wonder why they're never going to be accepted? THAT, is not being intelligent, or willing to co-exist with others peacefully. It is the mark of a sociopathic race, nothing more, bent on domination imo). They're doing the same to the "JewSA" too. It is their last stand and they're too stupid to realize that if they do it here, it won't go so well for them this time (to be shunted to stolen lands from Palestinians since the rest of the races on the planet did not want to kill them outright, neither did the Germans, giving them 6 months time to leave - which is what you won't see in history books since you know who owns the presses and media as well as hollywood, but they did not, and they got, what they got). They told other nations, after they pulled their gang up games on them in businesses (when also told to leave) "the land may be yours but the streets and buildings are ours" which was VERY DUMB, not smart. IF they were truly intelligent, they would overcome this tendency of theirs to be crooks to non-jews/gentiles/goyim. They apparently cannot. The results prove they are not very intelligent, period. History shows that much.

  40. Exactly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are more male geniuses, but also more male retards. Provable fact based on the same research you note.

    1. Re:Exactly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are more males than females in the world too. I think it is because god wanted homosexual men around.

    2. Re:Exactly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God does not exist.

  41. Genetics and heritability are not the same by eye_blinked · · Score: 1

    Quoting an insightful comment on TFA: [quote] It is simply wrong to state that intelligence is 50% genetic and 50% environmental. This is probably the most common misconception about the meaning of the term "heritability". Heritability does NOT measure what fraction of a trait is genetic. It measures how much genetic variability contributes to the variability of that trait in that population. This sounds like a subtle distinction, but it is MAJOR. First of all, consider a thought experiment. What would happen if we made a herd of dolly's sheep (clones) that are genetically identical. Would they produce exactly equal quantities of milk? Of course not, because we all know that environment will influence milk production. So would we conclude that milk production has no genetic contribution? of course not! To quote my old friend Tim Tully "Of course its genetic. They are making milk for christ sake! (well, thats a rated G version of the quote anyway)" So this little example demonstrates that the quantity we call "heritability" does not measure genetic contribution to a trait in any meaningful or absolute sense. "Heritability" does not mean "inheritable". "Heritability" depends on the particular constellation of genetic variants in THAT POPULATION. And how those particular variants influence the trait. But there is a second and even deeper issue, which is that even when genes DO influence a trait, they do so by interaction with each other AND by interaction WITH THE ENVIRONMENT! so a given gene may or may not influence a trait depending on the environment, and depending the other gene variants that happen to be in that particular animal. And the magnitude of the gene's effect size will also vary depending on environment and the other genes too! This almost certainly contributes to the so called "missing heritability" problem that runs rampant in human genetic studies. Bottom line: its an interesting study and blog post. But the claim to quantify % of genetic influence on intelligence is dead wrong, and actually very dangerous. Josh Dubnau, Assoc. Prof. CSHL, geneticist.[/quote]

    1. Re:Genetics and heritability are not the same by ahaweb · · Score: 1

      For an associate professor, you're not so good with explaining concepts. What you need is an example of genetic variance in a population of sheep and an example of environmental variance, that fits with ordinary reality. As the influence of environmental variance approaches zero, the additional nuance of the environment's influence on genetic variation is insignificant.

  42. Addendum (genius vs. polymath) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as "genius" level intelligence? That, one's born with (you're generally the cloth you're cut from, i.e. smart parents will generally produce intelligent offspring). However, it's like your body. You can have all that potential, but if you refuse to develop it, it atrophies (or just never reaches any higher levels, since the database in the brain isn't filled enough to make associations between varying disciplines, which leads to my next point, on being a genius, vs. what I feel is a far more valuable and admirable goal, that unfortunately, takes time and and lot of effort - the polymath). The ideal of the polymath is where the great accomplishments occur. It doesn't necessarily need genius either though that does help. It needs drive and determination and a willingness to learn and work at it. What helps the most there? Loving what it is you are learning/studying. That, alone, makes all the difference. It's too bad we can't be immortals, since attaining the ideal of the polymath takes up the most precious commodity we are all only allotted a finite amount of: Life, and time. However, WERE we immortal? Humanity would, undoubtedly in my mind at least, be much farther ahead. Breakthrus in all fields would occur at prodigious rates. No hurries either. You could master many fields, and disparate yet interrelated ones at that. That's where the big changes occur. Interdisciplinary ones. It would help cure our problems with say, political and social knowledge as well (we are weak here, no questions asked, since wars prove that point alone - wasteful illogic). Technology's advanced far faster, but for what? Mostly killing is what I see. That is stupid, illogical, and wasteful, and for what? So the 1%'ers can sit back and sip margaritas and do coke laughing at the rest of the wage slave idiots they manipulate through the most dangerous 'sciences' of all: The psychiatric ones, perfect for stirring the masses, and like most conquerors, they always can be counted on to do the wrong thing. Seize law, media, communications and the political arenas, every single time, for domination and the ability to sway the masses/sheep (since what we hear, see, read, etc. DOES sway your mood etc. or did facebook NOT try that recently, to prove my point?). Think about all of this. Change, starts with YOU, people, and cascades outward in a geometric progression. Wish our leaders/masters would realize this to build a better world, vs. a worse one by the day.

    1. Re: Addendum (genius vs. polymath) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Above post: When Schizophrenia and Faggotry meet!

  43. Check your math (& your intelligence) please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "That's remarkable! You seem to be a product of selective breeding yourself: man-ass-pig. Half man, half ass, half pig. Although I might have the proportions wrong, you seem like a total ass while being only half a man and a pig." - by Anonymous Coward on Saturday July 12, 2014 @07:35PM (#47440191)

    You can't HAVE "3 halves" man - see subject line above. That is, unless you're *trying* to tell us "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts", lol... per your proportions statement.

  44. He's not anti-education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    e's against the intentional misuse of it that's thinly veiled. The world's FULL of "Coffee is free (with 50 cent cup rental)" b.s. in other words. You don't even have to read between the lines to know it. E.G. Do you really *think* what you read in history books or are taught in school is REAL history? Guess again, & here's an example you get from childhood/early on: "George Washington NEVER told a lie"... ahem *cough* BULLSHIT *cough*. He'd be the 1st politician I know of that never did, lol! History is written by "the victors", the ones that control the presses, media, law, educational (key here that bold one, since "seize the youth, you seize the future" is SO true, and you are formed largely in your biases (sp?) EARLY on) and political spectrums (and it doesn't mean a victor in war necessarily either - the more subtle one that is used to START WARS, is economic... or, didn't Rothchild himself arrogantly state "I care not who makes the laws in a nation, if I control its money supply"? Yes, he did - that should tell you WORLDS, man). Think about this. Look at how the nation was stirred by the presses and political puppets (of the 1% war profiteer wealthy, and war IS the most profitable enterprise there is, bar none) on "WMD's" that were NEVER found... and for what? To go kick ass on someone that could SEE he and his people were being used like puppets? He tried to break free, and got wasted for it. Millions die in these bogus wars based on largely bullshit lies/premises. It is, truly, wasteful illogic and makes me ashamed to be a human being, so much so, I feel many times that animals (who are more honest, & direct) are BETTER PEOPLE THAN PEOPLE!

  45. You bring up an interesting point (population) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1st, getting this out, right off the bat: I am not homosexual, but I have to admit I have had pals who turned up gay. No big deal. They can't help it. One thought when I found out I was going to "disown" him. No way. He was one cool mofo despite being gay. I have found them to be good friends and advisors in fact, on MANY levels, and truer friends than my often "using" heterosexual male pals have been over time in fact. Yes, I am "safe", but it took me TIME to get that down, as well as experience. Now to my subject line. The "point" you brought up has an interesting correlation with overpopulation iirc. IF there are more males in any given population/society, it's indicative of an overpopulation issue. Since, after all, men are "roosters in a henhouse". It only takes 1 MALE to impregnate umpteen (insert # here) FEMALES. If I am "off' or need correction via documentation (which I don't largely trust solely anymore since acamedicians have been getting caught left and right skewing statistical results or producing unreproducible findings as well as "peer review" often being bullshit too, since they gather in groups to profit together by it, ala "4/5 dentists chew trident" (dating myself there) well, that's easy to pull off by skewing the statistical sampleset by sampling only a certain area, lol, right next to the factory for trident and sending each dentist in the area a lifetime supply of it and using THEM only as your "sampleset"))? Feel free to correct me.

  46. Addendum on "homos" too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's some GREAT ones (iirc, wasn't DaVinci gay? Alan Turing too? Yes) & DaVinci + Turing leads to this other "addendum" of mine (polymath vs. genius) http://science.slashdot.org/co... (though I feel DaVinci better illustrates the ideal of the polymath vs. Turing, who imo @ least, illustrates genius focus level more), Yes, those are the people that really truly CHANGE the world, for the better. Too bad they're often persecuted as in the case of gays. God doesn't make no junk as the saying goes. Imo they're intentional by design. Perhaps on the note of population I mentioned earlier? Who knows. I am not God. However, I feel that (per that link above) that it's what we DO with what he makes that we're all given, that makes the difference at first personally, and then hopefully, globally and historically. We're all capable of it. Too bad many of us don't use it fully or get discouraged early on and can't haul ourselves up outta the mud (hard minus help, nobody does it ALL alone is what I have found also), and overcome it and apply ourselves (due to laziness or being so discouraged possibly, I don't know). Not saying I have either. "Perfection" is a ROAD, not a destination, in other words.

    1. Re:Addendum on "homos" too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more ranty shit from APK to be ignored. except for down-moddings by people with point's.

  47. The actual study has somewhat different conclusion by Xtifr · · Score: 2

    Some meta-analysis of the actual study, along with some examination of how the media has generally thoroughly misrepresented the study, is available at Language Log.

    Thus Component 1 (23.6% of test variance) was significantly heritable — h2 = 0.538. The symbol h2 is used to denote "narrow-sense heritability", which is the ratio between the variance due to average effects of alleles, and the phenotypic variance as a whole:

    $$h^2 = \frac{Var(A)}{Var(P)}$$

    In other words, about half of the variance in a PCA component accounting for about a quarter of the variance in test results was accounted for by genetic variation.

    Component 3 (10.8% of test variance) was also significantly heritable, with h2 = 0.335. Thus about a third of the variance in a PCA component accounting for about a tenth of the variance in test results was accounted for by genetic variation.

    The genetic relationships of components 2 (11.7 of test-score variance) and 4 (8.2% of test-score variance) were not statistically significant.

    A quarter plus a tenth of the test results were shown to be related at all (not in whole, but at all) to heritable traits. The grand total overall was just under 16% (a half of a quarter, plus a third of a tenth).

    Now, I don't know about you, but I wouldn't describe 16% as "largely". I'd describe 16% as "partly", or "mildly", or "somewhat". But of course, reporters for Nat'l Geo and The Independent and the like aren't big on math.

    It's still an interesting and intriguing study, of course, but so grossly misreported that it boggles the mind. We need a better grade of chimpanzee writing science articles for the general public! :D

  48. Re:Check your math (& your intelligence) pleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His intelligence is working just fine...

    Yours, on the other hand,...

    The ASS part was the cultural "contribution"...

  49. So, we are breeding our own, by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Idiocracy?

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  50. Re: Quote "the high intelligence of Ashkenazi Jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha, man I've never met anyone like you in person but if I did I'd have a grand old time.

    Your fearful schizophrenic babbling is like music to my Jewish ears. I find it especially amusing how you think Jewish cultural loyalty or quotes from ancient fairy tales nobody takes literally (unlike you dipshit christians/muslims!) is different from any other immigrant behavior throughout history... Or are you perhaps bitter that your scotch-irish heritage or whatever-the-fuck kinda euro-mutt you are doesn't have a rich history of success and a support system in the face of adversity, or traditions passed down over 3 thousand years?

    Gentiles mad about their comparatively lacking cultural richness I can forgive, what I can't is you being so lazy and stupid as to blame whatever personal problems you have on an entire ethnic group and its history. But please, tell me what ethnicity you identify with so I can type up a similar rant, it seems like fun!

  51. Such intelligent illogical ad hominem attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You also project you fear what You jews wrote gets out in your reaction to it http://science.slashdot.org/co...

  52. LOL - crippled without information aren't you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right, Mr. Jew? No, I think I'll let you stir in your name calling rage and fear instead. How's that? As to your tossing names at europeans though, the Russians and Slavs seem to be running a nation of their own, and that side of the planet, just fine. The Brits ran the planet for centuries. Both have rich cultures. So much for your "intelligence". Better go breed for more as was said since you evidently don't cut it on those grounds. The Orientals and India have 5,000 yrs. of culture and recorded history. You're outsmarted on every 'point' you tried making. It's not hard either. It's hilarious.

  53. You did help me on 1 account (thanks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In your name tossing rage filled projections. How? Noting Scotch-Irish. See, I have a theory. There's a "war" going on. Between groups with money. In effect, Jews and Masons (since the scottish rite house is the original batch of them). Thanks. Your reaction, as was said to you, is priceless and simple to infer information from easily. You've merely confirmed the theory I have that I noted above. I've been invited to join both groups (marriage in jews, and masonry). I wanted neither. I don't approve of how either of you act or your means to achieving ends either I turned them both down, both offers (thank goodness I escaped I feel). You're both like Voodoo vs Christianity. The same ideals hold (ala 7th sons) and polar opposites (depending on which angle you view from since everything is a matter of perspective) yet they use the same tools, just like yourself projecting masonry I suspect since you projected that much also.

    1. Re: You did help me on 1 account (thanks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You all sound like a bunch of faggots. I couldn't imagine going through life so insecure. Small Man Syndrome. I'd put money on none of you being over 5'7

    2. Re: You did help me on 1 account (thanks) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't read: This guy turned both parties away http://science.slashdot.org/co... since he felt like you do for the most part.

  54. Re:Check your math (& your intelligence) pleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you're not getting the reference?

  55. Re:Check your math (& your intelligence) pleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't HAVE "3 halves" man - see subject line above. That is, unless you're *trying* to tell us "the whole is greater than the sum of its parts", lol... per your proportions statement.

    Oh look a dumpy ignoramus with nothing to say, sitting on his boulder writing angsty teenage shit. It could only be APK!! Lol & *lol* => LOL!