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More Forgotten Vials of Deadly Diseases Discovered

schwit1 (797399) writes FDA officials now admit that when they discovered six undocumented vials of smallpox in a facility in Maryland they also found 327 additional vials that contained dengue, influenza, and rickettsia. "FDA scientists said they have not yet confirmed whether the newly disclosed vials actually contained the pathogens listed on their labels. The agency is conducting a nationwide search of all cold storage units for any other missing samples. Investigators destroyed 32 vials containing tissue samples and a non-contagious virus related to smallpox. Several unlabeled vials were sent to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for testing and the remaining 279 samples were shipped to the Department of Homeland Security for safekeeping." The FDA's deputy director is quoted with what might be the understatement of the year. "The reasons why these samples went unnoticed for this long is something we're actively trying to understand."

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  1. Did they check under the couch cushions? by gurps_npc · · Score: 4, Funny
    Because that's where half the small things I lose are.

    Keys, TV remote control, coins, vials of Ebola,

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    1. Re:Did they check under the couch cushions? by dissy · · Score: 5, Funny

      *cough* Well the bad news is I didn't find any vials of ebola in there *coughwheeze* just these empty vials ready for filling.

      The good news *coughhack* can I keep this $0.78 in change? I'm saving up *sneezecolorscolors* for a flu shot - not feeling so well suddenly *sneezecoughsplatter* for some unknown reason...

  2. Re:Smartphones by ArcadeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to see a container with a pathogen in it, I could check my own fridge. There's something labeled "casserole 2003" but that can't possibly be right.

  3. does it surprise you? by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it seems the federal governments MO these days.
    first you lie "it was a movie!!!"
    when you get caught, you only admit the small details of what you got caught with "well, it was only a rogue agent, it was not sent down from above"
    then you drag it out as long as you can "we are having internal investigations to ensure this isolated incident does not ever happen again"
    Then you get caught in more than you initially got caught in "well, WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE!!!!"
    then you make up more lies to cover up the lies that you got caught in to begin with (all while blaming the other political party for witch hunts, eventhough they have been right)

    This seems to be the case for the IRS, the DOJ, the FBI, the NSA, the white house etc. I would be more shocked if they told us no, that really was just a single vial, and it be truthful

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  4. Re:Smartphones by aXis100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had a mate who kept a container of crushed pineapples in his fridge for about 7 years. We called it Alfred.

    It grew mould and went though all of the colours of the rainbow, in a magical cyclic dance of self sustainability. Then his sister came over one day and threw it out. :(