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An Accidental Wikipedia Hoax

Andreas Kolbe writes: The Daily Dot's EJ Dickson reports how she accidentally discovered that a hoax factoid she added over five years ago as a stoned sophomore to the Wikipedia article on "Amelia Bedelia, the protagonist of the eponymous children's book series about a 'literal-minded housekeeper' who misunderstands her employer's orders," had not just remained on Wikipedia all this time, but come to be cited by a Taiwanese English professor, in "innumerable blog posts and book reports", as well as a book on Jews and Jesus. It's a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of Wikipedia. And as Wikipedia ages, more and more such stories are coming to light.

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  1. Wikipedia is like talking to a lot of people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You will invariably come across some who think they know, some who know, some who pretend to know, some who know they don't know and some who just want to mess with you. It's still better than not asking, for fear of not getting distilled truth.

  2. Now prepare for a whole new style of hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Where people claim to have added information to wikipedia as part of a hoax when in fact they didn't.

    1. Re:Now prepare for a whole new style of hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read a Wiki article on that recently

    2. Re:Now prepare for a whole new style of hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That article was a hoax. I know, because I wrote it.

  3. re: 'unreliability' by emagery · · Score: 4, Interesting

    then again, a joke update written about something as obscure as jumping spiders by a coworker some years ago was found and removed within HOURS of its posting. Wikipedia still, due to the competitive nature of its maintenance, beats out well established entities such as encyclopædia brittanica, et cetera.

  4. Citing Wikipedia by wisnoskij · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well there is your problem right there. This Wikipedia scare mongering creates a cloak masking real problems. You are never going to stop, nor should you, people form using the most comprehensive information source ever. Complaining about how it is not perfect is just hurting any valid points to be made. The point being, Wikipedia is not a source of anything, it is the product of a series of sources. So you do not cite Wikipedia, you cite the article it points to. If people had told me that back when I was in school, I would actually used that idea to get better sources, instead of just scoffing at the idea of not using Wikipedia (which was and continues to be a ridiculous idea).

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    1. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What happens is circular references with enough depth that it evades detection. A Points to B, B points to C, C points to D, D Points .... and eventually something points back to A.

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    2. Re:Citing Wikipedia by dontbemad · · Score: 5, Informative

      Keep in mind the possibility of this, though: http://xkcd.com/978/ (oblig xkcd, etc.)

    3. Re:Citing Wikipedia by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

      ...So you do not cite Wikipedia, you cite the article it points to. ...

      Here, let me fix that typo for you...

      So you do not cite Wikipedia --- you cite the article it points to, plus the opinion of any hovering mods who remove any citations of alternate (yet accurate) viewpoints.

      Wikipedia is not the utopia you envision, it is the product of territorial mods who want "their" articles to read the way "they" want them to read.

    4. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When it cycles back to citing A and the A is a wikipedia article the chain is broken. So your theory of circular citation is incorrect.

    5. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Criticism is not scare mongering. Also, someone motivated to work on Wikipedia is not going to be put off by critics. Pretending that Wikipedia is an encyclopedia on par with the Britannica is simply a profound misunderstanding of the concept of what an encyclopedia is. Wikipedia is at best a glorified blog on many topics of general and sometimes extremely vicarious knowledge. Admittedly, much of this accumulated stuff is quite well based in evidence and sources are cited. The rambling style and regularly frustratingly repetitive writing is almost impossible for me to read other than for a quick look-up of something. That's the kind of hilarious hodgepodge you get if you attempt to create articles on individual topics by a committee of several thousand people, most of whom are decidedly non-experts. And don't get me started on the infighting at Wikipedia, which ranges from the mildly entertaining to the nasty, ugly grandstanding and conspiracy theory laden drivel of collective nutjobbery.

      In summary: I like wikipedia for what it really is: a blog on vicarious knowledge, sometimes based on good evidence and sources. A sometimes interesting read. Not a real competitor for Britannica. There's room for blogs and encyclopedias in this world.

    6. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you read the history and discussion pages for that Wikipedia topic. Then you get all sides of the argument (for popular topics).

    7. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Wikipedia is a starting, or launch point to, hopefully, established and reputable sources of information. To think it is something else with regard to reliability, especially when dealing with matters of fact, is absurd.

    8. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Slashdot you can trolled and never get removed.
      In wikipedia, if you obviously troll, you get removed, but when you try to hide your troll, your troll can start this citing circle.

    9. Re: Citing Wikipedia by plover · · Score: 1

      So you read the history and discussion pages for that Wikipedia topic. Then you get all sides of the argument (for popular topics).

      I would do this kind of research if I were referencing a hot-button topic, or a political figure, etc. I expect multiple viewpoints, vandalism, and trolls are all intertwined when the topic is controversial or widely publicised. I do not expect such nonsense on a page for a children's book, or on satellite orbital mechanics, and would not necessarily think to dig in there.

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    10. Re:Citing Wikipedia by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      keep that in mind, but don't forget that this is nothing new. We've had hoaxes pick up steam for a long time.

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    11. Re:Citing Wikipedia by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      You are probably correctly assessing the reliability of Wikipedia, but I think you are grossly overestimating the reliability of Encyclopedia Britannica. Also, you apparently have no idea what the hell a blog is..

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    12. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only if people follow the complete chain through.

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    13. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Salgat · · Score: 2

      The problem is if one of those sources no longer exists. Now you have a trusted news source stating something as fact with a source from another trusted new sources but no way to actually verify the origin of the source. This results in a lie on Wikipedia transforming into an unverified claim that may not be able to be proven true or false, giving it much more legitimacy than before.

    14. Re:Citing Wikipedia by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It doesn't even take any depth. I've cited wikipedia on my website (the intent was to link to more information, not to utilize it as an exhaustive source) and later gone on to visit that link to make sure it still says what I want it to say only to find out that since I cited the article, the article cited the very page on which I had cited it. Whoever cited my page was either too lazy to check the bibliography, which was at the foot of the page as normal, or didn't care that they were potentially creating a circular reference one reference long.

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    15. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens is circular references with enough depth that it evades detection. A Points to B, B points to C, C points to D, D Points .... and eventually something points back to A.

      That is certainly a problem. That problem existed before Wikipedia and will exist after Wikipedia.

      There are plenty of incorrect factoids everywhere. Textbooks for elementary school up to college is full of them. It could be a little detail like a claim that brain cells doesn't regenerate or something like entire dinosaur species being incorrectly described because someone fancied rhinos and placed the only found thumb on the nose. (Yes, actually happened and it took over a century until it was corrected.)

      You shouldn't trust Wikipedia as a source, but it is incorrect to assume that other sources does more fact checking.

    16. Re:Citing Wikipedia by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      Which is not unique to Wikipedia. Nothing is stopping troll blogger from blogging about made up fact A, which is picked up by the slightly more reputable reporter, and so on and so on. But at the end of the day the good journalists, and institutions like Wikipedia are supposed to keep decent standards alive, so that when you have some information you find a real source . An official presidential announcement/entry in the nobel prize official website. These sources have zero chance of getting their information from a bad wikipedia entry, and they do not get news off of wikipedia, they create it themselves.

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    17. Re:Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't mention reliability, but goes on about the differences in style mostly....

    18. Re:Citing Wikipedia by GlennC · · Score: 1

      ...institutions like Wikipedia are supposed to keep decent standards alive

      I think I see where the problem lies....

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    19. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't verify the source, don't depend on the claim unless you're willing to defend it yourself.

      The exact same problems exists for traditional media, except that the usually rules permit citing the author of traditional media because they're not anonymous. OTOH, I generally refuse to cite something unless the source is both not anonymous _and_ is someone who has a reputation to defend. People will often cite editorials or rambling journal articles. That's not a quality citation, and not much better than citing Wikipedia.

      If you peruse out-of-print academic material on Google Books, you can trace the genesis of many ideas and concepts that are taken for granted today. Often times the origins are extremely dubious, with contradictory statements made by contemporaries, which really makes one question the veracity of crap we teach students these days, especially in areas like history, which depend on written accounts. Often times it's only a particular chain of citations which made it down to the modern era, even if other material is still available. Using Google Books, which has archives of ancient legal cases from the 17th century, I've actually found contradictory case material which suggests that some modern legal concepts law school learn today were never actually decided the way we're told. I've found historical material that has flatly contradicted Supreme Court claims.

      Citations DO NOT lend credence to an idea. They merely provide a way for skeptical readers to verify the origin of claims in order to understand the context. For hard sciences it should direct you to experimental data. For soft sciences you're really just pointing the reader at somebody who has expounded upon an idea. In any event, at best all these things are merely persuasive evidence.

      I love Wikipedia. It's one of the most amazing things man has ever assembled. People who diss Wikipedia are living in a fictional reality; they have too much faith in traditional scholarly resources. If you're a true skeptic who understands that all knowledge is contingent, Wikipedia is just fscking amazing. Not because it's somehow more trustworthy. Obviously it is more susceptible to some kinds of errors (OTOH, less susceptible to others). But the breadth and depth is simply amazing.

    20. Re:Citing Wikipedia by lilburne · · Score: 1

      Neither do you know what a blog is it seems. Some of the more ardent contributors to wikipedia say that they do so because what they write there gets more eyeballs than if they were to write it on their own site. Effectively they are adding articles on their chosen subject to wikipedia simple because it has Google juice. Why write a page on my-subject.net which gets 20 views a year when you can put it on WP and get 500 views a year?

    21. Re:Citing Wikipedia by lilburne · · Score: 1

      If only that were so. The average visitor to WP spend about a minute on a page. They aren't reading, they aren't researching, they are either factoid confirming, or they are grabbing something to paste somewhere else.

    22. Re:Citing Wikipedia by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      That someone is wanting to get more attention to their writing doesn't make it a blog. The etymology for blog is the combining and abbreviation of 'web log.' While web based, Wikipedia is not in a 'log' format to any meaningful extent.

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    23. Re:Citing Wikipedia by lilburne · · Score: 1
      I'm fully aware of the etymology. Just because the pages aren't in chronological order does not make it NOT a blog. If I arrange pages on my site alphabetically does that make it not a blog? I have a 4500+ site the front page displays things in chronological order, if I promote them there. Does that make it a blog. Does only posting 1:10 pages to the front page make it NOT a blog?

      BTW there is nothing in the WP description of a blog that says that WP is not a blog.

      Many blogs provide commentary on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries; others function more as online brand advertising of a particular individual or company. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability of readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important contribution to the popularity of many blogs.

      See WP for what it really is.

    24. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Maybe online sources should be cited via an archive.org link rather than a direct link; that way sources won't disappear (at least not nearly so often).

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    25. Re:Citing Wikipedia by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      The Wikipedia page for wiki clarifies the differences between a wiki and a blog. Wikipedia is without a doubt a wiki, and blogs and wikis are generally considered to be two different things. If you think wikis and/or Wikipedia is horrible quality, just say that. A blog could very well be higher quality than an encyclopedia because those two words only describe the medium, not the content of that medium or its quality. You might have a blog written by a professional in a particular field and an encyclopedia written by someone who is mentally ill and hallucinating.

      The word it seems you are really trying to say is 'amateur,' but blogs are not necessarily run by amateurs anymore.

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    26. Re:Citing Wikipedia by lilburne · · Score: 1

      Maybe not necessarily but overwhelmingly amateur. But its not amateurs that are the problem it is people with an over inflated opinion of their abilities. It is the problem that the writers do not have sufficient command of the subject, and the reviews are equally ignorant. Copying swathes of text from sources chopping it up and regurgitating the results does not make an educational resource. Its like leaf cutter ants that chop out bits of leaves that are then dragged back to the nest for others to chew into a paste which is then fed to a fungus. Here is an example of where WP has missed the point 'cos they are too enamored with gossip.

    27. Re: Citing Wikipedia by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Mod up!

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    28. Re: Citing Wikipedia by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Seems to me a certain nationally prominent daily newspaper described a certain country's dangerous stock of WMDs citing a certain high placed administration official as an anonymous source, which was followed quite quickly by a certain high placed administration official speaking of said country's dangerous stock of WMDs, citing said newspaper article as independent verification. No Wikipedia involvement at all. Turned out quite a bit worse than some book repeating a nutty factoid about the inspiration for a fictional character.

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    29. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are places on the internet that claim man descended from apes! I always give them the truth from the good book.

    30. Re: Citing Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes ' but the average visitor to Wikipedia, like the average internet user and the average human, couldn't find his ass with a Wikipedia article and a picture on Google street view, and wouldn't know how to debunk a hoax if it were broadcast on Radio Phun's Morning Zoo on April First.

  5. it's not that hard to use Wikipedia by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Especially if you are a professor you should know better. Wikipedia articles cite sources. Well, some of them do. If they don't, you should raise an eyebrow.

    If you see a statement in a Wikipedia article that you are thinking of repeating or relying on for something, look first to see: does it cite a source? In this case it did not. In that case, stop here, you should probably not trust the statement. At least not if it's something that matters at all. If it does cite a source, then things are better, but there is still one more step before you should rely on it for anything more than barroom trivia (like, say, publishing an academic paper): you should probably take a glance at that source and see if it really says that.

    Incidentally, this will help you use other reference works as well. There are a lot of errors in printed books as well, especially more popular books (those "Who's Who In the Roman World" type books are riddled with incorrect facts). The way to avoid being tripped up by them is to look for references first, and check references second. (How thoroughly to do so of course depends on what you're using the information for.)

    1. Re:it's not that hard to use Wikipedia by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Wikipedia articles cite sources.

      Exactly, WP is an encyclopedia, academics do not cite encyclopedias, never have, and most probably never will.

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    2. Re:it's not that hard to use Wikipedia by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      If you see a statement in a Wikipedia article that you are thinking of repeating or relying on for something, look first to see: does it cite a source? In this case it did not. In that case, stop here, you should probably not trust the statement. At least not if it's something that matters at all. If it does cite a source, then things are better, but there is still one more step before you should rely on it for anything more than barroom trivia (like, say, publishing an academic paper): you should probably take a glance at that source and see if it really says that.

      Unfortunately that isn't enough, many sites copy unreferenced information from wikipedia without indicating their source. These sites can later end up being cited by wikipedia.

      Especailly if you are new to a field it can be difficult to know who are the reputable sources and who are the not to reputable ones.

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    3. Re:it's not that hard to use Wikipedia by c · · Score: 1

      If you see a statement in a Wikipedia article that you are thinking of repeating or relying on for something, look first to see: does it cite a source?

      The problem being that Wikipedia's been around long enough that (like in this case), it's entirely possible to point to a source which got its original erroneous information from Wikipedia.

      Which leads to a much harder secondary problem: how to determine/rank the quality of Wikipedia sources.

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    4. Re:it's not that hard to use Wikipedia by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's definitely true. A particularly common pattern is that a journalist just cribs something from Wikipedia without researching it, and then Wikipedia cites the news article as if it were an independent source, when in reality it isn't. I'd personally be in favor of tackling this by strongly discouraging the use of news articles as sources, because they typically have extremely poor standards of research. However that leads to other problems, because for contemporary events there is often no other source available, and pushing this too far then runs into the opposite criticism of Wikipedia, that it's too "deletionist". Tricky balance, I think: Wikipedia should cover as much as possible, but should also be as reliable as possible, which are two goals often in conflict.

  6. Wikipedia is an entertainment medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Suitable for those who use knowledge as entertainment.

    Like Slashdot polls, if you use it for anything serious, you're insane.

    Even where it's supposedly fairly accurate, e.g. in mathematics, it's fucking awfully written - assumes too much for any non-mathematical person to read most of the maths articles, but so waffly and wordy and poorly edited that an undergrad will soon find even resources like Mathworld or MacTutor (for biographical background) way more efficient.

    1. Re:Wikipedia is an entertainment medium by Boronx · · Score: 1

      There must be competition to see who can write the most inscrutable math article that's gotten way out of hand.

    2. Re:Wikipedia is an entertainment medium by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Hear hear. I HATE Wikipedia for math.

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  7. Awww yes! by modi123 · · Score: 1

    I do love the smell of collateral misinformation in the morning!

    It was mildly amusing that the author's wiki account was suspended. Better late than never..

  8. Oh no, a childrens' book series by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Whatever will we do with this incorrect fictional character biography?

  9. Re:Wikipedia on SHIT by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

    "This coloration comes from the presence of bile alone. In time, as the body starts expelling bilirubin from dead red blood cells, it acquires its familiar brown appearance, unless the baby is breast feeding, in which case it remains soft, pale yellowish, and not completely malodorous until the baby begins to eat significant amounts of other food." How does that make sense, breast feeding prevents red blood cells for dying? Also, that is wrong, I have seen many babies, and Yellow Poop is just right away, not for months afterwards while they continue to only drink milk.

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  10. Love the comments so far by oodaloop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Has anyone verified that this actually happened, or are we taking the words from a blog literally true? You know, the way Amelia Bedelia would.

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    1. Re:Love the comments so far by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Informative
    2. Re:Love the comments so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worth paging through the history of this one "obscure" book to get a sense of what wikipedia is going through. At one point she is a "bitchass" maid, but only after she makes a killer lemon meringue. It's amazing how much vandalism happens to just this page - at one point in 2010 someone listed a series of movie releases that had to be reverted. It's an absolutely straight man routine - I wouldn't have known that such info was false, it's no surprise the camaroon reference lasted so long.

    3. Re:Love the comments so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting part of this was an editor removed the related edit to the Peggy Parish article, but didn't backtrack to see the other edit near the same time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/132.162.68.56

    4. Re:Love the comments so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though the version history for a page moved from another name is more difficult to get to.

    5. Re:Love the comments so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DNS resolves to Oberlin. Just sayin'

    6. Re:Love the comments so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A log of an edit says very little about the truthfullness of the content. It could very well be that the added section about cameroon was fact and the story here the actual hoax.

    7. Re: Love the comments so far by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I have heard that Amelia Bedelia was actually born in Kenya.

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  11. I did the same thing by timrod · · Score: 1, Funny

    About five years ago, I had a friend who was in school getting his Master's in Topology. I haven't spoken with him since then (due to both of us being busy and losing contact) but my guess is that he's got his PhD by now. At the time, there was a Wikipedia page, which I can't seem to find today, that was a list of well-known eccentrics - by that I mean people displaying eccentric behavior, not painters or electricians or any of the other multitude of ways that term is used.

    I used to joke with this guy that he was becoming like John Nash, the schizophrenic game theorist (see: A Beautiful Mind) and writing math on his walls at night. He showed me the list of eccentrics, and I put him (his name is John Lynch) on there stating that he was known on the Boston University campus for covering his dorm walls in obscure mathematical formulas.

    That edit lasted at LEAST three years, but I hadn't thought about it until now. If someone can find that article (assuming it's still up somewhere) I'd like to see if his name is still on it.

    1. Re:I did the same thing by curmudgeoner · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I LOVE schizophrenic games!

    2. Re:I did the same thing by ShaunC · · Score: 1

      I tweaked the page for the doughnut theory of the universe last December, adding a new link for the acronym CMB (cosmic microwave background). But my link for CMB pointed to the entry for Color Me Badd, that 90's R&B group whose best-known song was "I Wanna Sex You Up." It looks like someone finally noticed while they were fixing an unrelated typo in the article, and fixed it back in June, so it was up there for 6 months or so.

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    3. Re:I did the same thing by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It sometimes goes for years. Sometimes it goes the other way. One day in 2012, I looked up a tiny unincorporated community (< 100 residents) in west central Illinois and found that it had been vandalized 2 days prior. I reverted the edits and cleaned it up.

      You'd think that's the sort of edit that would go unnoticed for years. Although it was pretty extensive:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/w/inde...

    4. Re:I did the same thing by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Amusing. It seems to be riffing off Community.

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  12. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spot on... Wikipedia is only as unreliable as WE are. If we see an error and don't fix it, we're part of the problem.

    The fact that this went unnoticed and unchanged all this time shows a fundamental flaw in the process: not everything gets reviewed. If the majority of editors spent more time reviewing articles and less time reverting my edits in nitpicks over "policy," Wikipedia would be much improved!

  13. Wikipedia is unreliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sure, but at least anyone can see edit history, talk pages and references, analyze them, draw her own conclusions and possibly make some edits to incorporate newest research. In your typical oficial encyclopedia you just have to rely on someone's authority.

    1. Re:Wikipedia is unreliable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just worried if the one problems of Linus's Law ("given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow") applies here: you can see the source code, but it's very questionable whether there is enough people doing it. I mean, you can see the edit history of a Wikipedia article, but are there really people to do the boring work of actually combing through the edit history to see if something spurious is going on.

    2. Re:Wikipedia is unreliable by plover · · Score: 2

      'Heartbleed'.

      It took 4 years before it was discovered, and even then, it was only found because it was a security-related bug. Shallow bugs don't cause the Internet to break.

      "Linus's Law" is a failed hypothesis; it is not a theory, and certainly not a law. The distinction is important. At best, it could be rewritten as "Linus's Oft-Repeated Wish."

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    3. Re:Wikipedia is unreliable by suutar · · Score: 1

      Linus's law works perfectly well; it simply has an implicit assumption that most people don't realize: a bug is known to exist. It was never about bugs leaping out of the woodwork at passersby, it was about bugs being unable to elude a sufficiently large number of searchers.

    4. Re:Wikipedia is unreliable by plover · · Score: 1

      My point is there are not enough searchers working on our behalf, primarily because there is not enough incentive. (The NSA and Chinese may have found the bug years ago, for all we know, but they have a strong incentive to find vulnerabilities. Not enough people are paying White Hats to find these bugs and get them fixed.) Linus' Observation uses the clause "given enough eyeballs", which implies to the reader that someone is actually providing the appropriate number of eyeballs required. That implied assumption is made every time someone says "Open Source software is more secure than proprietary software, because of Linus' Law." But it simply hasn't proven to be a realistic assessment, or a very effective guarantor of security.

      There's an unwritten corollary at play here: "given enough code, you won't have enough eyeballs." And that's something else keeping Linus' Observation from becoming a valid hypothesis. It even applies to this story, as well. "Given enough Wikipedia articles, there aren't enough fact checkers."

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    5. Re:Wikipedia is unreliable by suutar · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say "the assumption is infeasible" makes it invalid, merely impractical. But I agree with everything else.

  14. Yes and no, maybe by honestmonkey · · Score: 2

    I can see how this would be considered frustrating. However, it seems to me that the Wikipedia idea is still a valid one. This article can now be changed, corrected, as it were. And overall, most people that come along and care about the information are going to try to correct it. If this were in a physical book, and wrong, it's wrong basically forever.

    Encyclopedias are (were?) expensive, and for instance, my folks bought me a set when I was young and didn't get a new set for probably a decade or more. But I always "knew" that they were correct. However, teachers always made you have several sources, not just an encyclopedia. That cross-checking should be in place even today with Wikipedia. In fact, this could help fix a broken entry.

    Of course, they need a process to stop "back-and-forth" changes of things. I think they need to have some indication that over all, an article is getting more and more correct, and thus should be harder and harder to change. I don't know, maybe they have something like this in place.

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    1. Re:Yes and no, maybe by Druegan · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, I fondly remember teachers requiring multiple sources for claims made in a paper.. to prevent errors and all that.. and then getting pissed as hell when you used the same method to find errors in the "single source" textbook they were trying to pass off as "truth." They *really* hated it when you pointed out that they weren't using multiple sources to back the ideas they presented either...

      I suppose, in hindsight, I might have been one of those "difficult" students...

  15. A cautionary tale? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of wikipedia. This is a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of human knowledge. That Taiwanese English professor, those "innumerable blog posts and book reports", that book on Jews and Jesus - all of them accepted the account as given. That makes them *also* unreliable, together with the plethora of tertiary sources that might cite them. The fact that the untruth was initially added to wikipedia and not some other location is irrelevant. The real problem is the tendency of mankind to accept things as given without checking up on it.

    1. Re:A cautionary tale? by timeOday · · Score: 2

      I liked your post right up to the last sentence when you said the real problem is our tendency to not check everything. That is simply not possible. Life rolls forward on a vast number of assumptions every moment, and most of them are correct, or good enough to get by on. (False assumptions that don't matter and cannot be observed - like this Amelia Bedelia thing - can linger indefinitely).

    2. Re: A cautionary tale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read what you said and it seemed wrong. So I checked the GP comment. They did no say 'check everything'. Thatvis obviously impossible. They also didn't write 'don't check anything' so I think we're safe.

      So what's your problem? Clearly some selective review and checking what seems to warrant verification is enough.

    3. Re:A cautionary tale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem is the tendency of mankind to accept things as given without checking up on it.

      [citation needed].

    4. Re:A cautionary tale? by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      This is a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of human knowledge.

      Which is why we need to not treat history as a series of absolutes, but to realize that the saying "To the victor goes the spoils" and "history only remembers the winners" are truths.

      The "truth" is written by the winners - it was us "freedom fighters" versus the "imperialist overlords", or it was "capitalist democracy" versus "terrorists".

      There's three sides to every story - our side, their side, and the truth. And rarely is the intersection more than just a tiny speck.

    5. Re:A cautionary tale? by internerdj · · Score: 1

      "The real problem is the tendency of mankind to accept things as given without checking up on it." That isn't a problem that is one of the fundamental pieces to how our minds process a complex world.

    6. Re:A cautionary tale? by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      This is a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of human knowledge.

      Precisely. If you think no "respected published author " ever did this exact same thing (got drunk and added a fabricated "fact" to one of their books), you are kidding yourself. This incident just shows how an incorrect fact can be made correct by mass citation.

      An acquaintance of mine (a "first nation" tribal member) several decades ago got one of the elders drunk, and convinced him of a story he made up on the spot about a supposed ancient tribal sacred place. By the time the guy sobered up the next day, he was convinced this story was true. It got all kinds of coverage, there's now a monument there, and of course it now has a Wikipedia page and everything. In this case Wikipedia did absolutely nothing wrong, other than believing their multiple sources.

      Surely this kind of thing happens all the time.

    7. Re:A cautionary tale? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I found it interesting that this seems to be presented as a hoax that lasted a long time. As in way back when the author was a sophomore implies a long time ago. Then I discover it's really only been there since 2009. It's only been a measly 5 years! Ok, maybe that's a whopping 20% of the author's life but it's still a very short period of time, too short to be something forgotten due to the passage of years (maybe because she was stoned when she wrote it though).

      Would it have been discovered in due course if the author hadn't confessed? The author of the original books is still alive, it seems likely he'd have noticed something eventually (though the bloggers, young as they are, express great surprise at this).

    8. Re:A cautionary tale? by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 2

      History is not always written by the winners. A good example is the history of the Roman Empire. The history of the Roman Empire consists partly of the Roman Senate gradually and consistently losing more and more power to the Emperor. But, Senators were still independently wealthy politicians and statesmen, and many wrote treatises on the history of Rome which survive to this day. In these treatises, they typically vent about how assholeish past emperors were. Now, they couldn't ever say the CURRENT emperor was an asshole, but, after the guy died, the next emperor typically didn't care too much about what was written about his predecessor.

      So, here, it so happens that history was written by the losers, who channeled their butthurt about losing political power struggles into great treatises on the history of Rome.

      --
      vi ~/.emacs # I'm probably going to Hell for this.
  16. I call BS by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

    It's a cautionary tale about the fundamental unreliability of Wikipedia

    As opposed to what? The things that people "knowledgeably" trade, like the one about us using "only 10% of our brains"? Or the things that we "know for sure" about ancient history? A few uncaught jokes in Wikipedia, and suddenly it's no more reliable than hearsay? (Or how else am I supposed to interpret this "fundamental unreliability"?) Sooner or later, someone would have attached a [citation needed] to that anyway.

    --
    Ezekiel 23:20
    1. Re: I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem is the anonymous 'anybody can contribute' nature of Wikipedia. A reference where every entry is referenced byexperts won't be seeded with untruths tossed in by random anonymous contributors. When contributors have to invest their credibility in their entries, entries are less likely to be wild untruths. Also, this means that when a lying spammer, or a crank, is identified, their crap can be quickly found and ejected.

    2. Re: I call BS by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      When contributors have to invest their credibility in their entries, entries are less likely to be wild untruths.

      I'm not sure that's true. There is a lot of total shit in the academic literature, and it's getting worse. And part of the problem is precisely that people's names are attached, so they now have an incentive to game the system. People get promoted based on publications and citation counts. This leads to huge pressure to manufacture them, by any means necessary. There are citation rings out there, people reviewing friends' papers, people falsifying or misconstruing results, etc. Some of them are uncovered, but many aren't. And there are lot more low-level gray-area things going on that are less likely to be uncovered.

    3. Re: I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's what you want:
      http://en.citizendium.org/

      Unfortunately, it hasn't caught on because most people don't want to register their identity so some crank can harass them IRL.

  17. So it's like all other information? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Take a look at Snopes once, huh?

    Every time somebody says something, it passes through the public mind. Sometimes it gets down five people and dies; others, it becomes an ever-growing ball of horse shit, and people start claiming that it takes 8 pounds of honey to build a honey comb that holds 1 pound of honey when, in reality, beeswax is pretty cheap in terms of hive storage economy.

    There are so many untrue things on Wikipedia just by way of almost everyone believing them--things that are printed in earnest in College textbooks and technical manuals, repeated by experts in field, and yet readily testable as not-true. These are just like Aristotle claiming heavier objects fall faster--and, 3000 years later, Galileo drops a grape and an iron brick at the same time, and both hit the ground simultaneously; did nobody think to check something other than a rock versus a feather? Today, we have the same.

    To make matters worse, anyone can purchase a domain name, set up a Web host or lease hosting, and publish anything they want with nobody able to edit it or mark it as suspect or inaccurate. Between word-of-mouth, books printed by whoever the hell wants to, Web sites with no validating authority, and forums where inaccurate posts aren't edited by moderators or community and are often supported by a circle jerk of clueless idiots, where do you expect to get any authoritative information?

    Wikipedia has the public access problem in a different scale: anyone can post anything on the Internet or in books or private magazines without contradiction; but, on Wikipedia, you get only as much contradiction as attention, amplified inverse to plausibility. That is to say: if what you post is not obviously wrong and not on a high-traffic article, it will probably fall through; if what you post is ridiculous or is on a high-traffic article, someone will notice the inaccuracy.

    1. Re:So it's like all other information? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I'd like to fact-check the number of years between Aristotle and Galileo. That one is off by about 1000 years, says my memory.

    2. Re:So it's like all other information? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Might be. We're 2000 years off from Christ, and the Greeks were what? 1000 or 2000 BC? Galileo was around 1400s or 1600s? I don't remember.

      It's still within Fermi estimation and thus still valid: how the fuck do you go thousands of years without checking that a brick falls faster than a grape?

    3. Re:So it's like all other information? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, I'm not arguing that. You'd think given a few millennia someone would try something besides rock and feather, or any other light object with significant air resistance. It's mystifying how religiously they took Aristotle on all subjects, by the way, not just gravity. Nearly everything wrong with science for the next thousand years can be attributed to him, or a misinterpretation of him.

      Math, according to my possibly faulty: Aristotle tutored Alexander the Great, who peaked around 320s BC. The Macedonian era was either the last gasp of Greek superiority or by some accounts post-Greek. Rome was already on the rise, and soon to eclipse it. Greek history definitely goes back another thousand years before that or more, though by 1600 BC I think you're deep into the realm of Homer already.

    4. Re:So it's like all other information? by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      This is a fantastic snippet to take out of context: "inaccurate posts aren't edited by moderators or community and are often supported by a circle jerk of clueless idiots". It's going to be my forum sig for every forum I belong to!

      --
      Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. -- Mussolini
    5. Re:So it's like all other information? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      how the fuck do you go thousands of years without checking that a brick falls faster than a grape?

      When was the last time you had a brick in one hand and a grape in the other?

    6. Re:So it's like all other information? by linuxrocks123 · · Score: 1

      Dude, it's not polite to ask strangers about their fetishes.

      --
      vi ~/.emacs # I'm probably going to Hell for this.
    7. Re:So it's like all other information? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aristotle died in 322 BC, Galileo in 1642. Which means they were less than 2000 years apart. Ironically, these are exactly the kinds of facts you can trivially look up on Wikipedia with a reasonable degree of confidence.

      The experimental thing, however - have you ever tried it for yourself, or seen it convincingly demonstrated first-hand? (A classroom demo, where two objects chosen for the purpose get dropped from, if you're lucky, shoulder height, and there's no realistic attempt to even tell, objectively, which one hits the ground first, doesn't count.) If not, then how can you be so quick to condemn everyone who took Aristotle's word for it?

    8. Re:So it's like all other information? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have not met The French?

  18. Unreliable? by countach · · Score: 1

    Yes yes, wikipedia is "fundamentally unreliable". But didn't someone do a study and find that Encyclopaedia Britannica was MORE unreliable? Considering how many factoids are in wikipedia, my guess is that the overall reliability is probably pretty excellent, and the discovery of an error, even a deliberate an egregious one like this one, doesn't change that.

    Maybe the REALLY unreliable factoid is the claim that wikipedia is unreliable. We should learn that anecdotes do not make good statistics.

    1. Re: Unreliable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would we know if "somebody did a study" if you just pose it as a supposition, then move on as if no citation is necessary?

  19. Bear Attacks by jae471 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A former coworker once vandalized the list of fatal bear attacks (he added a friend of his to the list). Wikipedia has since been corrected, but not before the name Nick Ruberto (who is alive and well) appeared on several other lists of bear attacks (on some lists he appears as Nick Roberto, but all other details are the same.): https://www.google.com/?gws_rd...

    According to my ex-coworker, he received a one-year edit ban once discovered, which was increased to a lifetime edit ban when he appealed.

    1. Re:Bear Attacks by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

      According to my ex-coworker, he received a one-year edit ban once discovered, which was increased to a lifetime edit ban when he appealed.

      Now that's the kind of justice we need in the real court system!

      "Bitch! I already told you you were guilty!"

      --
      Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. -- Mussolini
    2. Re:Bear Attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the news article that uses wikipedia:

      http://wgrd.com/top-5-horrible-deaths-by-a-bear/

      The bear, later found having an after dinner smoke & picking it's teeth was killed by the Minnesota DNR.

      Seriously, they didn't spend even a moment READING what they copy-pasta'd?

    3. Re:Bear Attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least he has given up that filthy habit of orking cows.

  20. Re: 'unreliability' by QuietLagoon · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The last time there was a thread here on the topic, someone posted an article and stated the article showed wikipedia was better than Encyclopedia Britannica. I must have been the only person who read the original article, because the numbers in the article showed that wikipedia had a 3% higher error rate than the encyclopedia.

    ...due to the competitive nature of its maintenance...

    This so-called "feature" has turned out to be more of a problem than a feature. You have competitive hovering mods removing any content they happen to disagree with, even if that content is accurate.

    Sorry, Wikipedia is good, but it is not all its fan-bois crank it up to be.

  21. Re: 'unreliability' by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    You got a cite for that little factoid?

  22. YAWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another anti-Wikipedia article from te perennially Jimmy Wales/Wikipedia obsessed Andreas Kolbe. Nice touch linking to his own site in TFS. Not self-promotional AT ALL. BTW, what ever would Andreas do if Wikipedia went away? Criticizing it seems to be his whole raison d'être.

    1. Re:YAWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but the wikipediocracy site is his.

  23. I confess. I did this to the page on "Rambo IV" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
  24. YAWN by Milowent · · Score: 1

    Andreas submitted it here, but the author of the Daily Dot piece is not wikipedia-obsessed.

  25. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You got a cite for that little factoid?

    Yep, here ya go:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5471141&cid=47565811

  26. In the olden days... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

    In the olden days, as my children like to call them, we learned that you only use an encyclopedia. For those too young to remember, and encyclopedia is a set of articles about stuff, like Wikipedia. It came in a large set of books. It was edited by a much smaller, and, we assume, more educated set of people than Wikipedia. But even so, we recognized that a small summary article could not sufficiently convey the complexity and nuances of the subjects we were eager to study. We also understood, that such a large volume of knowledge was likely to contain oversimplification and plain errors. That is why the articles included a bibliography of sources, so we could find those books and expand our knowledge more completely and accurately. Somewhere along the line, we grew lazy. We got used to the instant gratification of the internet. Somewhere along the line we decided it was too much trouble to GET OUR HEAD OUT OF OUR ASSES AND READ A FUCKING BOOK.
    Sorry
    This isn't about Wikipedia being unreliable. It's about authors being unreliable. Check your fucking sources, or get a job at MacDonalds.

    1. Re:In the olden days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > , or get a job at MacDonalds.

      "Mc". The word is "McDonalds".

      Why do so many people misspell and mispronounce that? Especially some of the brothers. They draw it out, with heavy emphasis, like "MACK donalds".

      Is it because you figure, they sell "Big Macs" so that must be what the name of the place is?

    2. Re:In the olden days... by oodaloop · · Score: 2

      I think the best part of this whole debacle is everyone has apparently believed this blogger about her first hand account of her memory of an event from several yeas ago when she was admittedly stoned without batting an eye. The problem isn't Wikipedia. The problem is terrible critical thinking skills. The fact that the edited article is about a literal minded person just makes the irony even more delicious.

      --
      Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
    3. Re:In the olden days... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      Why do so many people misspell and mispronounce that?

      The better question is "Why do you care?" I submit a "get off my lawn" rant without proofreading, and the best you can do is criticize my spelling of the name of a crappy burger joint. Your internet-foo is weak.
      As far as I'm concerned, MacDonalds is the one who doesn't know how to spell MacDonalds.

    4. Re:In the olden days... by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

      > As far as I'm concerned, MacDonalds is the one who doesn't know how to spell MacDonalds.

      Tell that to the Clan Macdonald, who were sued in spite of using the proper spelling (yes, lower-case D)

    5. Re:In the olden days... by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      GET OUR HEAD OUT OF OUR ASSES AND READ A F------- BOOK.

      by golly that's a really good idea! Really, it takes time, it takes skill, it encourages using your brain, etc.

      ok, now back to whining on the forums.

      --
      mfwright@batnet.com
    6. Re:In the olden days... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong, you were corrected, and now you're going to whine about it.

      There's no ignorance quite like willful, arrogant ignorance.

    7. Re:In the olden days... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      You mistook dismissal for whining and indifference for ignorance. Your comprehension of the English language is fleeting.

  27. Re: 'unreliability' by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    Spot on... Wikipedia is only as unreliable as WE are. If we see an error and don't fix it, we're part of the problem.

    Bt when you encounter a lemma about a childrens book you don't know, you usually assume it's just a book you don't know! Which is usually not an error, unless you can claim to know all childrens books. (and the standard pronounciation is pretty far from the prank call like "I'm a liar" that's probably supposed to be)

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    bickerdyke
  28. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The fact that this went unnoticed and unchanged all this time only shows that nobody f***ing cared.

  29. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Innumerable blog posts by a Taiwanese English professor.
    Daily Dot.and EJ Dickson.
    What are we, Hogwarts?

  30. The ability to correct is better than perfection. by eepok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm so done with this "Wikipedia has incorrect information and thus it's not worth anything" BS. The brilliance of Wikipedia is that if you know about something and can cite some high quality source, you can ethically edit an article. Some people edit articles imperfectly, but others will come by and improve.

    While we like to think that being absolutely perfect is the best option, it's impossible. Getting that last 5-10% of absolute perfection requires a massive amount of work (time, money, etc.). When striving for anything error-free, perfection becomes the enemy of good and we don't have the massive community within Wikipedia to actually add new articles and information. Instead of perfection, it's the agility of the Wikipedia community that brings the greatest value. They can add, remove, and correct anything-- and so can you. You just have to care enough to do so and do so with informative source material.

  31. Not true... or is it? by curmudgeoner · · Score: 0

    In an alternate, and possibly parallel universe, even "Creamy Azid" is a dish best served cold. However, in THAT universe, Amelia Bedelia is actually a manic-depressive Tribble searching for the ultimate question.

  32. Culture is unreliable by swb · · Score: 1

    Our entire culture of information exchange is unreliable.

    People believe things simply because they're told them. They discount ideas, facts and people simply because it runs contrary to their beliefs, incorrect facts held as true or it simply because runs contrary to what they want to believe.

  33. Wikipedia is not the Bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which would you trust for accuracy?

  34. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many 'joke updates' are put into Brittanica?

  35. more and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When many more just isn't enough.

  36. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I also RTFA about that here, and yes, it was long but I read it all.
    It said that Wikipedia had more errors, but much longer and complete articles than the Britannica, so error rate was lower overall.

  37. Re: re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except that authors of encyclopedia articles are not inclined to insert hoaxes, as their real-life reputation depends on their reliability. Which is how they got the job in the first place.

  38. Uggg, totally bogus argument by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 1

    What a BS complaint. "I posted something untrue on a self-publishing site". Gee, color me oh-so-impressed.

    All the more amusing is the comments system, which only offers logins though FB or TW, and as a part of this, gains your friends list and the ability to post on your behalf. That's so the software in question can post lies (adverts) with your name on them.

    Maybe the Wiki caused the term "truthiness" to be created, but it certainly didn't create the concept. People have always, and always will, greatly prefer to believe whatever they believe other people like them believe rather than anything resembling the truth. The fact that the comments system is based on taking advantage of this invalidates the entire argument of the article.

  39. Good wikipedia pages have siting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well written wikipedia pages have sitings.
    You have other places to go to verify the information posted on them.

    1. Re:Good wikipedia pages have siting by mwehle · · Score: 1

      Well written wikipedia pages have sitings.

      And really well-written pages have citations.

      --
      Wir sind geboren, um frei zu sein - Rio Reiser
  40. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Competition is the worst incentive system except for all others that have been tried. The only difference between these Wiki mods and Britannica editors is that the mods do everything out in the open.

    And I'm sure I'm not the first person to tell you that accuracy is not the sole criterion for inclusion in an encyclopedia.

  41. O dear inaccurate information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about a children's book character that most children have never heard of. Try hoaxing an article about something that matters or many people are interested in.

  42. Thanks, drug addicts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another selfish and greedy action by a pothead that has now persisted and led to misinformation.

    Too bad she didn't OD.

  43. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You got a cite for that little factoid?

    Yep, here ya go:

    http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=5471141&cid=47565811

    rv to previous version - source must be notable

  44. Hasn't been my experience by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    The information for 99.9% of wiki pedia articles is useful.

    Only politically charged articles and obscure articles are suspect.

    I can see how something that might be true but which is very hard to verify as true or false on a non critical subject (like this book character hoax) would last a while. But I'd never encounter it in my use of the Wiki.

    --
    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  45. No Request for Citation? by linearZ · · Score: 1

    I'm shock that nobody questioned this un-cited fact for this important book about a servant and her duties. Is anyone thinking of the children? This does not bode well for our civilization.

    --
    Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals.
  46. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If the majority of editors spent more time reviewing articles and less time reverting my edits in nitpicks over "policy," Wikipedia would be much improved!

    [citation needed] [NPOV]

    Better take this to arbcom and look for "consensus."

  47. Propaganda by koan · · Score: 1

    All the errors whether intentional or not occur in printed media as well.
    There seems to be another effort underway to discredit Wikipedia, I'm amused by the claims of errors and inaccuracies and frankly they pale in comparison to some I've seen in printed books.

    The nice thing about Wikipedia is you can hop right on there and fix it.

    --
    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
  48. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot requires notable sources? Oof, that's a good one!

  49. Seems like an easy fix... by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Obviously the only thing to do is to actually write a book about Amelia Bedelia's antics. Then all would be well with the world.

    / off to write a wiki article about how humanoid sexbots will free humanity from its chains

  50. The real error by g01d4 · · Score: 1

    Is that Ms. Dickson didn't correct her attempt(s) at humor after she sobered up. That no one else ever bothered could be taken as an indication of the significance of the subject. While the books may be popular, the author's life clearly isn't (yet).

    The contexts in which her entry was cited ("Jews and Jesus" - really?) probably also indicate a lack of significance.

  51. It happens by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    I'm not very good at the HMTL linky thing, so I'll skip that, but interested parties may want to check the Wikipedia article on the late Ron Stewart, former hockey player in the NHL. If you go through the history of edits and look at the original article, you probably don't have to know much about hockey to realize that the article content is absurd with multiple references to his supposed love of pottery and other ridiculous claims. Yet the absurd and unsubstantiated claim from the original article that his father was a lumberjack and Stewart grew up in Mobile, Alabama (there is no way an NHL hockey player of his era could have grown up in the Deep South of the USA and made it to the NHL) persisted for over 3 and a half years before finally being removed. The current article on Stewart seems factual.

  52. Obligatory xkcd by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1
    --
    Long live the Speaker Bracelet
    Rolo D. Monkey
  53. The truth of the matter by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

    Nothing you read should ever be assumed to be true. It does not matter whether it is written on Wikipedia, on a dead tree, or some other website. Critical thinking and fact checking are paramount. Does it smell like BS? It probably is.[1]

    [1] This statement was retrieved verbatim from a 6,000 year old marble tablet in the hills of Shangri La. So it must be true.

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    Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. -- Mussolini
  54. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You have competitive hovering mods removing any content they happen to disagree with, even if that content is accurate.

    Even if that content is accurate and sourced and being written by an expert in the field. It's for this reason that I no longer even try to edit Wikipedia for any reason. And it's why I don't really trust it for anything important - the system as it is allows non-expert keyboard warriors to be the bottleneck for information. That's ridiculous.

  55. Re: Wikipedia on SHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia editors never get laid, so they have no experience in this area, and are frankly afraid to ask anyone who does know. [Citation needed.]

  56. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, QuietLagoon made the bulk vs. per capita mistake.

  57. Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never, ever, eat 1lb or more of black licorice at a time. If you do, the results are explosive compression and expulsion of a black semi-liquid sticky smelly substance that may stain anything it comes in contact with.

    1. Re:Warning by russotto · · Score: 1

      Never, ever, eat 1lb or more of black licorice at a time. If you do, the results are explosive compression and expulsion of a black semi-liquid sticky smelly substance that may stain anything it comes in contact with.

      Violates WP:OR.

    2. Re:Warning by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Queen Victoria loved to eat licorice. Perhaps that's why she spent so long on the throne. It is a laxative, you know.

      --
      http://www.acetonestudio.com
    3. Re:Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha the same goes for drinking too much cherry koolaid. I was rushed to the hospital as a kid because I thought my intestines had exploded.

  58. Re: 'unreliability' by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Interesting
    These kinds of myths and frauds aren't unique to Wikipedia. For example, there's a myth out there that prior to the Vietnam War, soldiers were reluctant to kill the enemy, and that during WWII, about half of them would either refuse to fire their guns at the enemy, or would aim to miss. This story is repeated a lot, because it's an appealing idea. It paints human nature in a positive light, it says that fundamentally we don't really want to kill other people, and it takes a lot to get us to do it. In this narrative, people are fundamentally good, until the military corrupts us and turns us into killers. Unfortunately, it's a myth, based on academic fraud. The "discovery" is based on the work of a single researcher, who never published any of the primary data or interviews his conclusions are supposedly based on, and no one- certainly no military historian- has ever found even a shred of evidence to back it up. If you think about it for even a moment, it becomes obvious that it has to be a fraud. The Japanese fought to the death over those little scraps of coral in the Pacific, preferring to commit suicide to surrender. A group of Marines isn't going to be able to take those islands unless every single soldier is fighting with the willingness and intent to kill the enemy. Contemporary accounts of the battles make it clear they were bloody and vicious, and the behavior of American soldiers wasn't always merciful. One diary talks about machine gunners gleefully using parachuting Japanese aviators as target practice, and the skipper got pissed- mostly because they were wasting ammunition.

    Years ago, this myth was exposed by an article in the New York Times. And yet the myth keeps getting repeated. A couple of years ago, I saw this nonsense being perpetuated- ironically, in an article in the Times. I wrote the editor of the article to complain that he was repeating something that the Times itself had debunked, and that they should publish a correction; they never did (the Times are a bunch of smug, lazy hacks).

    I do think Wikipedia is probably worse for this than most other sources of information, but the bigger problem is that people are insufficiently skeptical. We assess information based on how well it fits what we already know, and what we want to believe- instead of trying to verify it. Slashdot is a perfect example of this- people constantly prefer to pull bullshit facts out of the air to support their opinions, rather than spend two minutes to read the original article or look up a statistic online.

  59. Re: 'unreliability' by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    Yet when I once tried to remove some text describing a certain type of LCD technology as being lesbian, the editors had reverted my fix within an hour; LCD panels are apparently truely lesbian and I should not have wanted to hide that fact.

    More likely, some Wikipedia editors are just very protective of "their" pages and will revert any edit without verification. After several removals of these obvious kinds of jokes, typos and some none-controversial, cited additions were immediately reverted without any reason given, I stopped editing Wikipedia.

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  60. factiod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't gotten over the shock of someone using the word "factoid" correctly!

  61. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See Wikipedia is better than Encyclopedia Britannica. They have more errors. More is better right?

  62. Is she google bombing herself with stoned? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    The number of times the hoaxer says, "we were stoned" makes me think her next project is to google bomb herself with the keyword "stoned"?

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  63. There's something wrong with this "hoax" by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    The picture of the character at the Wikipedia site appears to be real, and was uploaded by someone else entirely.

    The reference to the author, Peggy Parrish, appears to be real, a real person, a real author.
    Numerous other links to Amelia Bedelia books, stage plays, movies, etc. appear to be valid and real, and date FAR earlier than this purported hoax.

    I submit that EJ Dickson, the self-proclaimed hoaxer, is hoaxing us all with a hoax about a non-existing hoax!

    1. Re:There's something wrong with this "hoax" by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Correction: I misunderstood: the bogus "factoid" was an invented paragraph that is no longer on the Wiki page. Explained here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/...

      Mea culpa.

  64. Re: 'unreliability' by tnk1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The person you are talking about was Brigadier General S.L.A. Marshall who wrote "Men Against Fire" about WWII experiences, which is where the low direct fire ratio theory came from.

    And yes, it was very controversial and got debunked, but I've heard that factoid repeated to the present day. I think it gets repeated because it sounds both interesting and believable at the same time to people who haven't been shot at. For those who have been shot at (and shot back), it obviously does not ring true.

    For extra irony, here's his Wikipedia entry:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S...

  65. I'll take my chances with Wikipedia over by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

    books, which are never updated and only rarely publish errata - and when errata IS published, it is never stored with the book. I'd love to see someone walk into a school, open a textbook and denounce every "hoax" inside. Bonus points if it's a school in an "underprivileged" area, which most likely uses older books!

    My brother went to look something up in an encylopedia the other day... but it was not there, because it was something that came about or was discovered after his encyclopedia set was published.

  66. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Besides, what exactly could or should be a flawless encyclopedia?

  67. Circularity-"reliable sources" trusting Wikipedia by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a real problem, because Wikipedia's trustworthiness depends on its verifiability policy. Everything in Wikipedia is supposed to be traceable to a reliable source. Unfortunately, Wikipedia itself has become so trustworthy that supposedly trustworthy sources are becoming too uncritical about trusting Wikipedia.

    Back circa 2004-2005 a respected editor added a statement to an article saying that Rutgers had been originally been invited to join the Ivy League but had declined. This interesting, plausible, and credible statement was in the article for a while, but was eventually challenged.

    The editor originally had trouble providing a good source, but eventually came up with a newspaper article in a New Jersey newspaper, one that would usually be considered a reliable source. Other editors were inclined to accept, this, until one of them realized it was a fairly recent article, contacted the reporter, and asked for the reporter's source.

    The reporter replied that he had read it in Wikipedia and used it (without attribution).

    Now, it's not clear whether or not the statement is true. The last I knew, the editor said he had gotten it from an old issue of the "Targum," the Rutgers University newspaper, which would probably have qualified as a reliable source, but since he was unable to provide volume, issue, date, or page numbers, the statement was not verifiable at that time and was removed.

    But it is an clear example of circular reference--an unverifiable statement almost being kept in Wikipedia, based on support from a "reliable" source that had gotten it from Wikipedia.

  68. Re: 'unreliability' by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "Yet when I once tried to remove some text describing a certain type of LCD technology as being lesbian, the editors had reverted my fix within an hour;"

    Yea, got a link to the talk page and such about that, eh?

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  69. Wikipedia is fucking useless by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Go check out the grow lights section on Wikipedia. It's so much repeated and poorly-sourced advertising-as-fact that almost all of that information is WRONG.

    And this is why I will never help/donate/edit Wikipedia. There's no way to stop the controlling interests. All information on Wikipedia should therefore be assumed false.

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  70. Please explain your terms by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced Wikipedia is somehow profoundly not an encylopedia. Part of the reason your post doesn't convince me is because you criticize Wikipedia for not being "on par with the Brittanica" without specifying what you think exactly that par is, or what exactly you think "the concept of an encyclopedia is". It's difficult to have a conversation about these things without understanding what you view those things to be.

    I know that I don't get the same freedoms with Brittanica I get with Wikipedia: I'm not allowed to distribute verbatim or edited copies of Brittanica entries. These freedoms translate into practical outcomes for most people, most notably the main means of keeping Wikipedia viable and an (apparently) mainstream source of information. By contrast, if someone wants to build on what they view as Brittanica's articles they have to negotiate with Brittanica to do that (and I've never seen anyone do this) but I know of projects that build on Wikipedia. Many articles I find interesting and worth listing in an encyclopedia are simply missing from Brittanica but are present in Wikipedia, such as why Brittanica thinks "GNU/Linux" and "Linux" are the same (which is both inaccurate and unfair) while maintaining that the former is an operating system and the latter a kernel (which is accurate and fair).

    I have no changelog for Brittanica, so I have nothing to point to there that compares with what I can get in Wikipedia's changelog. TFA implicitly shows the value of changelogs for identifying how long edits have remained and who edited what when.

    As for editing by non-experts: I don't know who edits Brittanica's many editions (including the paper editions) nor do I know what their qualifications are. I find this to be roughly equivalent to Wikipedia because I don't know who edits Wikipedia either, nor do I know their qualifications.

    I remember some years ago reading an article by a Brittanica affiliate who essentially proposed to weigh Brittanica and Wikipedia on an evaluation of one obscure point he knew something about. Not only is that bad surveying, but it invites critique that can be used against Brittanica just as easily. I recall being struck by how behind the times Brittanica was the last time I saw it, particularly on the free software movement, a topic I know something about. I found the lack of coverage in Brittanica telling. Where Brittanica had something to say on the matter, I found Brittanica made the usual errors and confusions people make when they've only been exposed to "open source" (such as attributing what Richard Stallman's actions with "open source" despite historical contradiction and Stallman's own words and deeds); open source movement's philosophy, practical outcomes, or history isn't the same as free software and it's a shame history and contemporary evidence weighs so lightly for Brittanica.

    1. Re:Please explain your terms by lilburne · · Score: 1

      You need a changelog on WP when you want to know when a specific bit of crap was added and by which anon. WP is always going to more behind the times than Britannica. WP requires its editors to seek out multiple published sources. Most of the crap they is in books written 50-150 years ago. An expert on a subject is not limited in that respect. NOTE: that almost all taxonomy in WP are based on works written prior to Watson and Crick's discovery of DNA.

    2. Re:Please explain your terms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's mostly a difference in style. WP has terrible prose, that is not fun to read. The amount of knowledge present in WP is obviously higher than in Britannica, because of the sheer variety of articles present and people involved creating them. But, what tires me is the continuous claim by WP-deans that their somehow making something that is a better than other or "the best" encyclopedia. That is simply not the case. Reading an article in Britannica gives you the author's name. You can read up on their credentials. They usually have quite a bit of experience in writing good prose. You come away from Britannica with a much more satisfied feeling than wading through the reams of repetition and terrible writing at WP. That's why I think there shouldn't be any competition between Britannica and WP. Both have their places. E.g. I could never hope to find a quick explanation of raid levels in Britannica or of how linux software raid is used. However that kind of information does also not have the character of encyclopedic knowledge, because it is decidedly on the fringe. An encyclopedia must be well written: WP however is not. An encyclopedia must contain articles on general knowledge. WP has much more in the way of fringe and fanboi knowledge than generally well written articles on a given topic of general interest. A good source of information however, both Britannica and WP are. One, however is a classic encyclopedia, where the other is not, IMHO. Note, that I don't think that this makes one better than the other. Britannica is profoundly more fun to read though, which I rate much more highly than being given every aspect of mundane trivia on a given subject.

    3. Re:Please explain your terms by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

      FYI the spelling is Britannica. Maybe you are confusing it with the two Ts and the one N in Brittany.

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    4. Re:Please explain your terms by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      Actually, Wikipedia tends to be more up to date. Significant recent events will get a page as events unfold, but encyclopedias tend to be limited by their release dates. There are lots of things you can claim about Wikipedia, but being more outdated than an encyclopedia is about the worst claim you can make.

      Seriously, did Wikipedia murder your family or something?

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  71. very Re: 'unreliability' by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Complementary medicine and therapeutic nutrition are a dangerous POV mess of misinformation, opinion and attack at wikipedia. Hellbent on preserving the expensive pharmatopia that we live in, and die of.

  72. Not only are there loads of hoaxes on Wikipedia... by metasonix · · Score: 2

    ....no one, not even the Wikipedians, has any idea how many there are. No one can even hazard a decent guess, although after 3+ years of heavy study of English Wikipedia and the "people" who run it, I can state with reasonable certainty that there are thousands of hoaxes on it at any given time. They tend to be subtle bits of misinformation, difficult to find and often lasting for many years.

  73. Re: 'unreliability' by lilburne · · Score: 2
    Why the fuck should we work for free for Google, or do some one's homework for them? Why should I do it unpaid and also have to put up with a bunch of know nothing fuckwits at the same time?

    WP is a joke it becomes more and more so every day. Contrary to it improving what is happening is that the people overlooking the site are diminshing. It mostly runs now with scriptkiddies that can remove SUCKS COCKS and NIGGA but are unable to distinguish crap like "By 1345, during Richard II reign" in their Feature Articles. The good articles even manage to place national parks in the wrong country.

  74. Re:Not only are there loads of hoaxes on Wikipedia by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

    How many Slashdot stories are untrue? Does anyone have any idea?

  75. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the fuck should we work for free for Google, or do some one's homework for them? Why should I do it unpaid and also have to put up with a bunch of know nothing fuckwits at the same time?

    Because we all get something useful if we all pitch in a little effort?

    This should help you grasp the concept: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/volunteer#Verb

  76. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the joke is that you cited Slashdot!

  77. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    H. L. Mencken and the history of the bathtub ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_hoax

  78. An Accidental Wikipedia Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was not accidental.
    It was deliberate.
    Best regards.

  79. It's a big surprise to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever thought that being an asshole could cause problems for other people later.
    Is this something new? I've always assumed that whatever I felt like doing was OK for everyone.

  80. Re: 'unreliability' by lilburne · · Score: 1

    Just how corrupt is your vocabulary? Volunteering does not usually equate to doing freebies for commercial interests.

  81. Re: 'unreliability' by Samizdata · · Score: 1

    The last "real" edit I did (other than basic syntactic and grammatical cleanup) was when I noticed a domain belonging to a software company I was researching pointed to a green tea site in China. So, trying to be a dutiful user, I edited the article to point at the last Wayback machine snapshot of the old site.

    The result, you ask?

    The edit was reverted to the green tea site in less than 24 hours.

    I then decided to do nothing more with Wikipedia, but clean up the bad writing that got on my nerves. I swear that half the contributors on en.wikipedia.org are English As A 45th Language types.

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  82. Re: 'unreliability' by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    Actually, it would be inclusive of that, but I'd say that students and interested netizens are some of the heaviest users of wikipedia,

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  83. Re: 'unreliability' by lilburne · · Score: 2
    And so?

    The amount of wrong added to WP increases hourly, by the time that you have fixed one wrong a hundred other wrongs have been added. I don't mean POV wrongs but factual wrongs. Then if you fix the wrong someone the following day comes and unfixes it. You do no one any favours by fixing the crap, as that just hides the fact that the place is full of wrong.

    Hercules had an easier task of cleaning out the stables than we have of fixing wrong on WP.

  84. Discovery was accidental, the hoax was deliberate by Vic8008 · · Score: 1

    The article headline, "An Accidental Wikipedia Hoax," implies that the EJ Dickson's deliberate hoax was accidental. The story later shows that the "accident" was how she found out the hoax had been a success.

  85. Citing Wikipedia by plcurechax · · Score: 1

    >

    [...] The point being, Wikipedia is not a source of anything, it is the product of a series of sources. So you do not cite Wikipedia, you cite the article it points to.[...]

    Careful. While you can use Wikipedia as a meta-index to find references, you can only cite those 3rd-party references if and only if you actually obtain a copy and view the content yourself.

    Otherwise you are merely shifting from hoping that the content to Wikipedia is accurate, complete, etc. to hoping that the citations are both a) Real, and b) the Wikipedia content that cites the 3rd-party source, is accurate in its portrayal of the cited work's content.

    For example, I could cite the Gutenberg bible (or pick your favorite "lost" historic title found only in the Vatican library) as the reference for the existence of aliens on Earth, and given the rarity and inaccessibility of such a reference, very few, if any Wikipedians have access to counter such citation. And that Douglas Adams ripped off "42" and "the meaning life, the universe, and everything" from Al-Khwarizmi's Hisab al-jabr wÃ(TM)al-muqabala, Kitab al-Jabr wa-l-Muqabala. Not necessarily true, but hard to disprove.

  86. Re:Wikipedia is [execrably] useless by Vic8008 · · Score: 1

    Khyber, I can tell by the expletive in your subject line that you are very passionate about this issue. Wikipedia has in the past shut down anonymous editing rights to several IP address ranges that are known to be from the US and Russian legislatures. It would go a long way to lowering the hoax rate, and spin from controlling interests, if anonymous editing rights were blocked for everyone.

  87. Re: 'unreliability' by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    You should at least flag it as missing a reference. In the days before I gave up on Wikipedia because too many idiots thought it was some sort of hilarious fun to post weird stuff about things like Amelia Bedelia, when I was checking recent changes and I saw something like this without citation I'd make at least a Google search to try and verify it, and if a site came up I'd put in the reference myself, if not I'd look at the editor's prior edits to decide whether to believe them or not.

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  88. Re: 'unreliability' by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia editors, however, have a very slanted set of interests, and as a result errors in articles about Linux, Star Trek, or porn stars will be corrected in seconds, while errors in articles about arts or literature can remain indefinitely.

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  89. Re: 'unreliability' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't mind a picture or two. ..

  90. Re: 'unreliability' by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

    You seriously think that other sources are free of errors? Newspapers for example??

    At least with Wikipedia when errors are found they can be removed.

    Also, in any GA/FA quality article there's lots of references; you can actually go to those sources and check stuff.

    Just because there's a lot of non GA/FA quality articles in there doesn't make Wikipedia useless, it just means it's still being written.

    I mean, Encyclopedia Britannica has been going for more than one century; Wikipedia is only just over a decade old, and is literally a hundred times bigger it covers much, much more; but it's about as reliable as EB.

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  91. Re: 'unreliability' by lilburne · · Score: 1

    WP treats newspapers as a reliable source. You wrong about EBs reliability vs WP. Perhaps you are relying on the well debunked Nature article of some 8 years ago. The articles chosen were mainly mainstream science articles, and they treated all errors similarly regardless of severity. So for example a factual error such as saying that Origin of the Species was published on the 25 November 1859, counted the same as saying that its author was Charles Dickens. OK not quite so blatant but I'm sure you get the point. One FA had for three years "in 1345 during the reign of Richard II". You state that WP is 100x bigger than EB as if that is a good thing. However, that EB doesn't have 1000s of My Little Pony articles doesn't make WP better. Millions of WP articles are one sentence stubs that will never be expanded, and in themselves are worse than useless, as the Google juice pushes sites that may expand on the information down the listings. Example a stub article on some species of Lichen, that was constructed by some bot scrapping a biological database is unlikely to be expanded on WP. A site dedicated to the study of lichens may well do. WP and its mirror scrapper sites will ensure that the lichen site is off the first google hits page. Play the WP game press the random article link 20 times and see how many 1-2 sentence stubs you find, disambig page, and pages which are plastered with problem templates. Don't tell me its a work in progress I want information today that isn't loaded with bullshit and ignorance.