The Technologies Changing What It Means To Be a Programmer
snydeq writes Modern programming bears little resemblance to the days of assembly code and toggles. Worse, or perhaps better, it markedly differs from what it meant to be a programmer just five years ago. While the technologies and tools underlying this transformation can make development work more powerful and efficient, they also make developers increasingly responsible for facets of computing beyond their traditional domain, thereby concentrating a wider range of roles and responsibilities into leaner, more overworked staff.
I don't see many changes. Vendors, managers, and salespeople change the buzz words every few years and talk of great paradigm shifts. Programmers continue to write code and produce actual results. In a perfect world the programmers get to choose their own tools. In the real world we have to use whatever buzz word compliant tools are thrown in the mix each year. They never actually live up to the hype and you have to dig in and find the code buried within and build stuff that works. I remember when the salespeople were touting dBase II and how programming would be completely changed. Right.
As a former COBOL programmer way back when during the mainframe era, and as somebody who has had to develop and maintain JavaScript code over the past several years, I can say without a doubt that I much preferred using COBOL.
Although COBOL is a verbose language and not always the easiest to use, at least it isn't shit-for-brains stupid like JavaScript so often is. When I use JavaScript, I often sit there wondering, "What the fuck was Eich thinking when he came up with this stupidity?" and then I wonder, "Why the fuck hasn't the JavaScript community fixed these fucking stupid misfeatures?"
So many things about JavaScript are just so stupidly broken, and there's absolutely no reason why they should be like that. They're so idiotically wrong that it's totally worth breaking compatiblity with existing code if it means fixing these problems. COBOL, while not the best language, was never anywhere near as fucking moronic as JavaScript usually is.
Because it is InfoWorld. Seriously.
Here's item # 3.
Do you remember the first time you used a library? But they're new because programmers 5 years ago did not have libraries.
It gets better:
Yeah. That's a radical new concept there.
Fuck it.
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1995.
And, finally:
No it is not. Not they would not. Windows XP was released in 2001 and there are still people using it. That's 13 years ago.
InfoWorld sucks.
I've been doing this full-time since 1985, and the most distressing part is how little real change there has been in all that time!
This is quite possibly the stupidest article ever posted to Slashdot.
Ok, this month.
Yeah, it only runs the front end of EVERY WEBSITE IN EXISTENCE (which includes tons of "serious" SaS applications, and more and more "thick client" sites where the bulk of the code is in JS and the server is just used for database work). But yeah, other than that nothing mission critical at all.
There's another factor, too; the industry really wants young programmers. The costs are less for remuneration, insurance, and vacation; the families are smaller or non-existent, and these people will work much longer hours based on nothing more than back patting and (often empty) promises. One of the consequences here is that some of the deeper skill sets are being lost because they simply aren't around the workplace any longer.
I think there is no question that all of this has changed the face of coding. An interesting exercise is to ask yourself: When was the last time you saw a huge project hit the market. Now ask yourself how many little does-a-couple-of-things projects you've seen hit the market in the same time frame. My contention is that there are very few of the larger projects being undertaken at this point, or at least, being finished.
Just one (retired) guy's opinion. :)
I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
If you're not writing x86 assembly by hand, you have no right to complain. Then an even older guy goes, "if you're not punching cards, you have no right to complain". Then an even older guy goes, "If you're not flipping switches and soldering wires you have no right to complain". Finally, the oldest man in the room stands up and says: "Before there were machines called computers, there were people who did calculations by hand. They were called computers. Most of them were women. If you didn't marry her, you have no right to complain".
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?