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Murder Suspect Asked Siri Where To Hide a Dead Body

Posted by samzenpus on from the worst-laid-plans dept.

An anonymous reader writes A Florida man currently on trial for murder reportedly attempted to use Siri to garner ideas about where to bury the body of his dead roommate. According to police allegations, a University of Florida student named Pedro Bravo murdered his roommate via strangulation in late September of 2012 over a dispute involving Bravo's ex- girlfriend. According to a detective working the case, Bravo subsequently fired up Siri on his iPhone and asked it "I need to hide my roommate."

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  1. Shocker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder why my first thought upon seeing the headline was to assume it happened in Florida.

    1. Re:Shocker by SJHillman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because Florida Man only lives, works, and commits felonies in Florida. Expecting it to be elsewhere is like expecting to find Batman fighting crime in San Francisco. It's just not going to happen.

  2. Oh shit! by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    All those old Clippy jokes are becoming reality

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    Table-ized A.I.
  3. Gators by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Funny

    Figures it's a UF student. In a state with swamps teeming with alligators he's got to ask his phone what to do with a dead body. This is why a college education costs so much. Trying to teach dumb asses like this anytihing beyond beer chugging has got to cost a fortune. He sounds like a futre CEO.

    1. Re:Gators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use my flashlight daily, wonder if that makes me a suspect for something?

      Well no, I don't know what that has to do with a phone, it's just masturba...

      Oh wait, you said flashlight....

    2. Re:Gators by pupsocket · · Score: 5, Funny

      correct spelling: damned Sirial murderers

  4. No matter where it is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... stupidity is still stupidity

    What is next ?

    Ask SIRI "Where can I get some free fuck?"

  5. Re:The Truth by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I see you're in Florida, hide the body in plain sight and say you stood your ground."